Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

"Fuck! Thunder?!"

Not only the five hundred soldiers brought by Huang Chang were dumbfounded, but also passerby A and passerby A's apprentice passerby B in the distance.Well, it's Liu Susu and her disciple Yaoyao.They saw the cottage from a distance, fearing bandits were hidden inside, and wanted to avoid it by detour, when they heard a bang, and a loess house in that cottage exploded in an instant.The first thing Yao Yao thought of was thunder, those thieves who committed a lot of crimes were struck by lightning.But after a while, there was a sound of shouting and killing, and flags waved around the cottage. Only then did Liu Susu and Yao Yao realize that it might be officers and soldiers who were besieging bandits.

To be honest, if Liu Susu hadn't seen the flags waving around the cottage, Liu Susu would have thought that bandits were attacking officers and soldiers again.No way, the inland officers and soldiers of our Great Song Dynasty are so cowardly. At that time, Song Jiang led hundreds of people to kill tens of thousands of officers and soldiers. Later, I didn't hear when they would get back.Those who wiped out Songjiang Fangla were all the elite frontier and forbidden troops of the Song Dynasty, as well as the elite regiments from the local area.Thinking of this, Liu Susu hurriedly asked Yaoyao to start arranging formations. He recently taught him the Qimen Dunjia method, and it was time to test it out.When Yao Yao was assessed by his unreliable master, he immediately grinned and wanted to cry.How can it be so easy to arrange the formation of the Qimen Dunjia?Needless to say, preparing utensils and talismans in advance, even the location must be carefully inspected.Otherwise, why did Zhuge Wuhou only arrange one eight formations?If formations can be arranged anywhere, Zhuge Kongming will definitely arrange one in Mage Mountain. When Deng Ai enters Shu from there, he will definitely be trapped alive.

But since Liu Susu gave an order, what can he do with medicine?It's not necessary to arrange the array in a fart, otherwise it would be really miserable to be beaten by Liu Susu in the end.You must know that after Liu Susu stole Dugu Xiaoqiu's essence, her skills improved by leaps and bounds, which was even more bloody than chicken blood.Moreover, the martial arts cheats that I peeked at Liu Shijie before taught me medicines, and at the same time I used my deep internal strength to master them, and my skills became more and more superb day by day.If it weren't for the little Dugu sitting in the lower abdomen, letting her know that she shouldn't do it, she would almost want to win the number one martial arts master Dangdang.So Liu Susu watched from the side, and Yaoyao almost exerted [-]% of its strength, and half of the formations were arranged within a meal.

The reason why it is a half-seat formation is naturally because of insufficient geographical advantages, insufficient time, and insufficient materials.

For example, the real complete large formation contains miasma, which can not only confuse the enemy's direction, but also sneak attack the enemy secretly.At this time, the medicine should be adjusted according to local conditions. I found dead branches and lit them, covered them with grass, and set up a few more places to achieve half the effect.It's also like a well-arranged large formation, with a series of traps inside, full of murderous intentions, killing people at every turn.The medicine was still adapted to local conditions. Many sharp stones were found, some branches were sharpened, and the juice of poisonous weeds was smeared on it, which was used as a murder trap.In short, this half of the large formation is enough for two people and hundreds of people to toss for a while.

After the array was set up, the thieves over there were also killed by Huang Chang's troops and were defeated.

Can you not lose?Huang Zhizhou acted as if he was cheating, when he saw a bandit who was difficult to deal with, he threw several stones containing his deep inner strength roaring towards him, and immediately the person who hit him was thrown off his feet.The soldiers under him did not rush to attack, but just followed his order in groups of three or five, holding bamboo poles and small tree trunks, and stabbing people together.Once one of the thieves opened his bow or wanted to launch a hidden weapon, Huang Chang threw a whistling stone over, causing the head thieves to bleed.He didn't even have to lower his head to pick up stones, and three people were arranged around him to supply him with stones anytime and anywhere. With no shortage of 'ammunition', he could support a team of archers and a battalion of magic machines by himself.This small group of poor thieves and bandits are really unlucky. Originally, there were less than 20 of them, and they usually met officers and soldiers with oil on their feet, let alone practicing martial arts diligently to attack cities. Throwing back and forth, as if facing a hail of bullets, there were heavy casualties.Seeing this, the bandit leader just wanted to run away as soon as possible, he didn't have the heart to resist, whistled, and ran away with his cronies.At first, Huang Zhizhou didn't know the true nature of the thieves, so he didn't dare to send soldiers to pursue them. After entering the thieves' den, he caught a few wounded and couldn't escape for interrogation, and then realized that it was a soft persimmon squeezed by good luck.Since the enemy was so weak, and there were only three or five thieves left, Huang Fuzhou's courage suddenly grew stronger, and he quickly ordered three hundred soldiers to follow behind and pursue.It's just that he also strictly ordered the soldiers to pay attention to ambush and traps to avoid casualties. It's not that he couldn't trust the soldiers' force, but he thought that these were five hundred soldiers bestowed by the emperor, how dare they let them be damaged at will?In case his command is unfavorable and the troops are lost, isn't this a disappointment to His Majesty the Emperor's kindness?

"Master! Master! A few thieves are coming! Uh...huh?!"

The medicine formation at the foot of the mountain was ready, and just as they were about to rest, they saw a few thieves running from the village on the mountainside.He turned around and wanted to call Liu Susu to come over and have a look, but he saw his respected master sitting on the side, warming the fire, drooling, and dozing off...

In desperation, the corner of Yao Yao's mouth twitched and used the last trick:

"Master~! Open, eat, let's go~~!!"

"Huh? It's time for dinner so soon? What do you want to eat?"

Liu Susu woke up instantly, looked around, sniffed and sniffed, but found that there was no food at all.Immediately, Yao Yao felt a murderous aura rising from his back, and a piece of dirt flew towards the back of his head like lightning.Fortunately, Yaoyao has also made great progress in martial arts recently, and she reacted quickly. She bent down to avoid the stunning blow, and took out the magic weapon of lore - pancake from her arms.

"Master! Take this and bake it, it's delicious!"

"Hmph! You escaped unharmed!"

When Liu Susu saw the pancake, she immediately beamed with joy, slapped off the dirt in her hand, grabbed the pancake with her hands, and started to bake it with a sharpened branch.Seeing that she was very excited, Yao Yao turned her head to look at the five thieves rushing towards Sa Yazi, and the hundreds of soldiers trotting behind them, and tried her best to persuade Liu Susu:

"Master, the situation is not good! There are too many people, do we have to wait here?"

Liu Susu was roasting comfortably, and the pancakes gradually began to exude a tempting aroma of pasta, which made her stomach growl.She managed to shift her eyes from the pancakes to the bandits and officers and soldiers running down the mountain, frowning and said to Yao Yao:

"Bring me the water bag! Eating pancakes dryly will choke your master to death, do you know that?!"

Yao Yao rolled her eyes, thinking that her master was really hopeless.She was very diligent in teaching herself martial arts and miscellaneous studies at the beginning, but as her belly slowly began to swell, she became more and more lazy, greedy for food and afraid of the cold, and her mind gradually became similar to that of a pig called "pig". The fools approached.If I continue to obey her, can I survive this spring?Just as Yaoyao was giving the water bag to his calm master, while secretly holding back, his master took the water bag, his expression changed suddenly, and he murmured:

"It's over! It's over! It's too late! I'm sure I won't be able to finish eating pancakes before the thieves come over... Oh, that's wrong! The thieves and the officers and soldiers come here together, and we're finished as if we were both thieves!"

Roll your eyes!I want to become a super supercilious 'Day Tong Ding Qiane' ah!Huh?No, what the hell is 'Yue Tong Ding Qian'?I just want to roll my eyes!Yao Yao felt that she had been infected by this foolish master, and now she didn't want to run away, but she was thinking about how to roll her eyes.Fortunately, Liu Susu immediately had a new plan. While eating the hot pancake, she urged the medicine:

"That's right! We can raise the white flag to surrender! Hurry up! Raise the white flag!"

Sister Bai Ni!Yao Yao looked at Liu Susu resentfully, where did they bring the white flag when they went out?

"How about... let's play the white horse as a white flag?"

Liu Susu looked at Yao Yao's strange expression, and tried to make some salvage suggestions.But the Thousand Miles Horse Yezhao Jade Lion next to him raised his hind legs very unwillingly.Yao Yao seemed to have learned the horse language in an instant.To tell the truth, it kicked off!Uncle Ma's nest is also a horse of thousands of miles, and he is going to be reduced to such a helpless existence as 'Bai Qi', can I be shameless if I have a good face?Is it okay to have a double face?Besides, Nina tried to use the white horse as a white flag?Will the thieves snatch the 'white flag horse' and ride it on the road? !Are you an enemy? !Is there any? !

Yao Yao suddenly felt that it was great that the horse could not talk. If the horse could talk, she would definitely spit on both the master and the apprentice.Seeing Yaoyao, Liu Susu turned her head to look at her again, hugged her chest subconsciously and said:

"Why?! How dare you even think about your master's clothes? I'm wearing a pink dress. If you hang my clothes on the pole, it's not a 'white flag', but a 'pink flag'. Hanging a 'white flag' 'They may know that we have surrendered, and hang the 'pink flag'...I always feel that they are running a kiln, will it be embarrassing?! Besides, Yao Yao, your underwear is white, hang your underwear! "

Seeing Liu Susu's natural expression, Yao Yao suddenly felt that his beloved master had specially bought several pieces of white underwear for him, was he already prepared to use them to fly the white flag?Damn it!I am no longer the 'little brat' who ate and waited to die in the den of thieves, I am also a young hero now!If you want me to surrender, you have to fight one game first!

So Yaoyao did the first masculine thing in his life, using the formation to hide his figure, and knocked out the five thieves who ran down the mountain and were exhausted and out of breath.Three hundred soldiers in the distance finally ran to the front of the formation, but they did not attack immediately. After all, the formation below the mountain was covered by smoke, and only Liu Susu, who was waving a white flag, could be seen above.Huang Zhizhou, a sergeant worried about chasing him, followed up and saw Liu Susu under the sun. Although his face was covered with black ashes (stained from eating pancakes), his pink clothes were like a peach blossom tree.

Yao Yao continued to roll her eyes.

Because Yaoyao's underwear was still made into a white flag by Liu Susu.