Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

never mind!

Still don't do it!

Violence is wrong, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!

Let me teach the well-off king the principles of life with convincing words and deeds!

Thinking of this, Yao Yao smiled and said to Kang Wang next to him in a soft voice:

"His Royal Highness Kang Wang! Don't mess around with my master. My master is deviant and has a free and easy temperament. As a friend, it is excellent, but if you follow her to learn all the stinky problems, it will lead you to bad. This will be bad for you in the future. Not good, after all, you are also a prince! You are as willful as her, and you will hurt the face of the royal family of Song Dynasty."

Yao Yao wanted to persuade Kang Wang, so she tried her best to speak softly and have a sincere expression.Unexpectedly, Kang Wang was slightly drunk, he looked at Yao Yao with a sincere face, as if he was sincere, and his voice was melodious, tickling his heart.After all, Yaoyao followed Liu Susu to learn all kinds of miscellaneous knowledge, including "the art of chicken crowing and dog stealing", and practiced many animal calls, such as dogs, cows, horses, chickens, ducks, geese, and even larks with beautiful crowing sounds. , oriole, and then the vocals of various musical instruments, and even the sound of thunder, wind and water.After the practice of this technique, the practitioner can change the voice at will, which is even more magical than the street fighters. It is only because of the high level of practice that the practitioner can display the "Sound Charming Art".So although Yaoyao was just at the age when his voice began to change, his voice was not like a broken gong at all. When he spoke softly, there was a softness and magnetism that captivated people's hearts, so that Kang Wang, a young prince who is used to beauties, could also hear it. Mesmerized.

With the help of alcohol, the young prince who was deeply fascinated by Yao Yao grabbed Yao Yao's little hand, and confessed infatuatedly:

"Okay! I listen to you! I listen to you! As long as you follow me in the future... I will listen to you in everything!"

Medicine: "..."

The fine hairs are blown up, is there any wood? !

Damn master!

Pooh!Pooh!

Don't curse Master!

But why does your old man have to make me dress up as a woman all the time? !Disciple, I am so handsome and handsome, is there anyone who is prone to accidents? !

It's not the master's fault, nor my fault, it's all the young Kang Wang's fault!

Yao Yao's eyes almost burst into flames, she almost gnawed her silver teeth into pieces, and strongly resisted the urge to roll her eyes.And the urge to beat Xiaokang Wang violently on the spot - after all, it is a royal banquet, so many people are watching, His Majesty the Emperor still looks at his precious daughter Ande Diji from time to time on the throne!He could only pull his hand back lightly. Damn it, Kang Wang is so strong, but he was careless, and the force was too small, so he didn't pull it out!

I can bear it~!

Looking at the burning fire in Yao Yao's eyes, the young Kang Wang felt even happier.

Look!How much the beauty admires me!

Although she was shy and speechless, her hot eyes betrayed her feelings.Although she wanted to pull out her little hand shyly, but she pushed it halfway, and didn't use any force at all!

This prince is not only handsome and handsome, but also elegant, knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and his calligraphy is also very good!The most important thing is that I have a good body. I can perform a few of the eighteen kinds of martial arts, and I am born with supernatural power. Don't look at me. I look like a boy, and I can open a strong bow with one stone and five fights under my hand. This is something that ordinary generals can't do. What's up!

Surprised? Unexpected?

Although this prince is only the ninth son of my father, the position of emperor is probably not destined for me, but because of this, the beauty should admire me even more!If you want to be a queen, if you are not a daughter of a powerful person, it is as difficult as climbing the sky. Even if you want to be a concubine without a good background, the court officials will also oppose it.For a 'woman' with an ordinary background like Yao Yao, it is best to find an idle prince like me. Even if it is a bit difficult to be named a princess, at worst, you can also be named a side concubine. Wouldn't it be better than being bullied in the palace? many?

No wonder Yaoyao is so affectionate towards me, it seems that 'she' is also a sensible and good 'girl'.Originally, the king wanted to care about Huang Fuzhou, Liu Susu and others' car collision, but now it seems that this is all fate!It was God who sent this beauty to my lord, and I will take pity on you!

Thinking of this, the young prince gently kneaded Yao Yao's little hand, touching Yao Yao until his hairs stood on end, and finally couldn't help but rolled his eyes—damn!Insatiable! !

No matter what, even if people call her "white-eyed beauty" medicine in the future, this young hero can't bear it anymore!

Yaoyao thought of this, and was about to break free from the young prince, but unexpectedly, the brat was fascinated by Yaoyao's coquettish look of rolling his eyes, and wanted to embrace Yaoyao, and put his drunken mouth close to Yaoyao's face , I want to kiss Fangze!

Finally, Yaoyao completely exploded!

He shot like lightning, pinched the young prince's veins, with a little force, a small amount of internal force pierced Kang Wang's body like a needle.

"Ah!" The young prince seemed to be struck by lightning, and he was seven points sober from drunk. The little hand in his hand suddenly ran away like a slippery little loach. He looked at the beauty who was almost embraced by him in disbelief. ', exhaled in pain, "It hurts! Hiss~!"

Hearing him cry out in pain, a feeling of joy sneaked into Yao Yao's heart, causing the corners of his mouth to rise involuntarily.

cool~!

It's a pity that the occasion is not right now, otherwise this 'girl'...ahh!This young hero must beat you so hard that you can't even recognize your own mother!

Taking a sneak peek at His Majesty Song on the emperor's throne, Yao Yao felt that he probably didn't notice the trick here.No, I can only stabilize this young prince with a sperm on his brain first.So Yaoyao didn't look sideways, and said in a low voice to the perverted prince who was looking at her suspiciously all the time:

"Your Majesty looked this way just now! Your Highness King Kang, don't want Meng Lang! Be careful of His Majesty's punishment!"

The prince of the little pervert trembled all over when he heard the words, he was very afraid of the drunken gaffe just now.Although there were many scandals in the royal family of the Zhao Song Dynasty, such as the "candle light and ax shadow" of Emperor Taizong Zhao Guangyi, it is rumored that he murdered his brother Zhao Kuangyin to seize the throne, or it was the luck of Emperor Taizong Zhao Guangyi. Fortunately, Xiao Zhou's picture', and the 'civet cat for the prince case' during Emperor Renzong's time, it is rumored that the imperial concubines of the Song Dynasty were all framed by a crude and despicable scheme, so that the emperor's biological mother was living alone among the people Wandering, and the fact that Princess Dagon had an affair with an eunuch...

Perhaps because of the lessons learned from the past, His Majesty the Emperor of the Song Dynasty was very sensitive to court affairs.In addition, His Majesty the current emperor likes 'auspicious things', and he doesn't want to hear any scandals in his ears, let alone prostitution under his nose, he is simply seeking his own death!

Glancing secretly at his father, the little prince felt that he should not have noticed his gaffe just now, and he was relieved immediately.He looked at Yaoyao gratefully, and felt that this 'beautiful woman' was not only handsome, but also had a beautiful heart. He loved Yaoyao even more in his heart, and looked at her more tenderly.

Medicine: "..."

Sell!mom!Batch!

A blank stare for you!

Next to them, Liu Susu and Ande Diji kept watching the movements of the two, laughing from time to time.Liu Susu had already told Ande Diji that Yaoyao was a boy, even if she didn't tell Ande Diji about it, Yaoyao's true identity would not be hidden for long.

There is a saying that 'only women know women best'. Although Yao Yao is handsome, he still showed many flaws in front of Ande Diji.For example, he likes to look at beautiful women, he doesn't like to look at men, he doesn't like rouge and gouache, but he likes to practice martial arts, he is super strong, and he walks and talks like a man...

Ande Diji was just puzzled at first, thinking that Yaoyao was more boyish.Later, after Liu Susu got acquainted with her, she felt that it would be safer to tell her the identity of Yaoyao first, lest Ande Diji would capsize the boat of friendship after discovering the truth and send them to the government for investigation.

Fortunately, Ande Diji found Yao Yao's situation very interesting and novel. With her character who can fall off a horse and break her leg, how can she not enjoy herself when she encounters such a fun thing as a man disguised as a woman!These few days, they had a great time dressing up Yao Yao with Liu Susu.

Yao Yao's white-eyed attack made them even more amusing.

It's so cute!

no more!no more!Yao Yao rolled her eyes, no matter men or women, no one can bear it!

Thinking that after her leg recovered, Liu Susu and Yao Yao might not be able to enter the palace to play with her again, and Emperor Ande didn't want to recover sooner.

Perhaps, another broken leg would be a good idea?

But it really hurts!

But I want to play with Liu Susu and Yaoyao even more!

so tangled!

As for the fact that her younger brother Kang Wang likes to take medicine, Ande Diji wakes up laughing every day in her dreams—it's so interesting!

As for whether it's appropriate for her younger brother to like men, Ande Diji didn't think it was wrong.Men like men, since ancient times!After all, it is rumored that '** began with the Yellow Emperor'!During the Warring States period, the king of Wei loved Longyang Lord and forbade the whole country to talk about the word "beauty", which means "Longyang's goodness"; Duke Ling of Wei loved Mi Zixia and was willing to eat half of his leftover peaches, which is "Yu Tao". Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty doted on Dong Xian, because he was sleeping and pressed his sleeves, so he ordered people to cut off his sleeves for fear of waking him up. And his elder sister, Princess Qinghe, there was a song in Chang'an, "One female and one male, both fly into the purple palace". In the song 'Feng Huang Feng Huang Zhi Efang', Murong Chong's small character Feng Huang, Fu Jian thought that the phoenix would not live in the phoenix tree, and would not eat unless it was bamboo, so he planted phoenix trees and bamboos everywhere in Chang'an.

What legend will Kang Wang's younger brother and Yao Yao leave behind?

'Good eyesight'?

'Carriage Crash'?

oops!no more!

Ande Diji suddenly threw her head into Liu Susu's arms, giggling coquettishly.

I'm going to die laughing!Can't stop!