Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

The beauty broke into her arms suddenly, and Liu Susu was almost knocked down by Ande Diji.She didn't understand why the two of them were secretly watching Yao Yao and Xiaokang Wang's good show just now, and snickered together, why suddenly this royal girl laughed convulsively.

Could it be that Yaoyao and Xiaokang Wang had some wonderful performances that I didn't see?

Could it be that Yaoyao kissed Xiaokang Wang? !

Wotian!

Thinking of this possibility, Liu Susu's eyes widened suddenly, and she suddenly regretted that she had just been distracted to watch the dancer at the banquet dance.

How can the dancing of the dancer be more exciting than the drama between the medicine and the young prince? !

The intestines are regretful!

After finally restraining Ande Diji who was convulsed with laughter, Liu Susu looked seriously at her face that was hidden in her broad chest just now, and asked suspiciously:

"Sister, what are you laughing at? Could it be that Yaoyao kissed Xiaokang Wang just now? I was distracted just now..."

"Um?!"

When Emperor Ande was pulled out of her arms by Liu Susu, she just held back her laughter, but when Liu Susu said this, she subconsciously shook her head and said:

"no!"

Then a pair of medicines was restrained by King Xiaokang, and he held them in his arms, but he suddenly changed from struggling to taking the initiative, and gnawed on the face of the young prince, and the picture of Prince Xiaokang, who had just become lustful, appeared in Ander. Di Ji's heart.

To be finished!

I can't help laughing again!

Ande Diji hurriedly covered her mouth with both hands, and continued to suppress her smile firmly.

Can't laugh! Can't laugh!

This is a banquet for the royal father to reward the ministers!I was laughing and rolling all over the floor at this banquet, and I would lose the face of the royal family!

The virtuous and virtuous Ande Di Ji collected her mind, she felt that her smile could gradually be controlled, and she could let go of her little hands covering her mouth.

At this moment, Yao Yao rolled his eyes again - he heard what Master said just now, 'Sister, what are you laughing at?Could it be that Yaoyao kissed King Xiaokang just now?I just lost my mind...'

Could it be that Yaoyao kissed King Xiaokang just now?

Yaoyao kissed Xiaokang Wang? !

Kissed Xiaokang Wang instead? !

Medicine: "amp;*@#"

……

Master!I have a sentence that sells my mother, I don't know if I should say it or not? !

You will lose my apprentice like this! !

Poor Yaoyao also had the image of being held by King Xiaokang and holding him in his arms, but he suddenly changed from struggling to taking the initiative, and gnawed on the face of the young prince, blinding the newly lusted Prince Xiaokang.

Medicine: "..."

I can't express how I feel at the moment with my hair standing on end. My fucking hair is blown up, okay? !

These two women are hopeless!

With such grief and indignation, Yao Yao's face was expressionless, the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, she rolled her eyes helplessly when she saw her delicate and charming master and the pleasing-looking Ande Diji.

This white eye medicine turned heartbroken, but it fell into the eyes of Liu Susu and Ande Diji, Yao Yao's expression was both cute and irresistible, but also made people laugh.Ande Emperor Ji Xianliang Shude's patience collapsed in an instant, and the pair of small hands covering her mouth exerted the greatest strength, her face flushed from holding back.

Then, with a 'hang chi' sound, her snot blew a bubble.

Wotian!

Liu Susu next to her was holding back her smile as she looked at Yaoyao, but suddenly Ande Diji next to her blew bubbles with her snot, breaking her patience to pieces.Liu Susu covered her mouth with one hand, and also let out a 'hangchihangchi' laugh, trembling with laughter.While laughing, she beat Yaoyao's back hard.

Why beat the medicine?

Because it's all Yaoyao's fault for making me laugh so hard!

Medicine: "..."

This master is broken!I can't ask for it!

Yao Yao glanced at her unscrupulous master, then glanced at Ande Diji next to her, who lay down laughing and insisted on covering her mouth and blowing her nose.

This Empress is also broken!

Suddenly, Yao Yao felt that the master's beating on his back became softer. He looked sideways and saw Xiaokang Wang blocking his arm from Liu Susu's beating route, protecting himself from disaster.Seeing Yao Yao looking at him, the young prince gave him an affectionate look, as if saying:

Do not worry!I will firmly guard you!

Medicine: "..."

This young prince is also broken!

Desperate Yao Yao looked up at the gorgeous Gou Liang Huadong of the Yingchun Hall high above her head, and rolled her eyes for the longest time so far.

Really? It's more funny than the white eyes around Yaoyao!

Poof~!

The young prince was defeated by Yao Yao's expression, he spewed out a mouthful of wine, and choked and coughed.so hard!Spicy to the throat!Ande Diji beside Xiaokang Wang hurriedly also took out a hand to help him beat his back. She looked at her younger brother with emotion.

good brother!Sister usually does not love you for nothing.

Just now my sister was envious of Liu Susu who had a medicine beside Liu Susu that could let her beat her a few times to release the joy in her heart, so you just choke on it so that her sister can beat you, really dozed off and give her a pillow!

The young prince coughed a few times and regained his strength, but Ande Diji's small fist behind him kept pounding down.He really wanted to tell his dear sister that I had recovered and could stop.But seeing Yaoyao next to her being beaten by Master Liu Susu and rolling her eyes, she didn't make a sound, and felt that she couldn't be weaker than this beautiful woman.

It seems like this, there is also a wonderful feeling called sharing weal and woe!

Moreover, the medicine is so powerful that he rolled his eyes when he was beaten, and he could calmly pass handkerchiefs to wipe away tears and snot from two "hangchihangchi" lying on their stomachs laughing wildly.

Xiaokang Wang: "..."

One word - virtuous!

But Liu Susu couldn't stand being teased by Yaoyao, her stomach twitched from laughing, and she felt like she was going to have a miscarriage!Don't laugh anymore, or the child who is only a few months old will be laughed out!

But, I can't help it!

O my unborn child!This is all the fault of medicine!Mom can't help it, just let mom laugh for a while!

You must be strong!

Learn to be quiet!

calm!calm!

Obediently stay in the mother's womb.

Oh my god!no!no!Sure enough, I still have to laugh for a while!

……

At the main seat of the banquet, His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Kingdom could not laugh or cry.His own daughter was holding back her laughter happily below, beating the back of her old nine in a ghostly manner, and the two women next to her were doing the same. They seemed to be the pair of masters and apprentices who treated Ande Diji.

What is it that makes them so happy?Just don't disturb this banquet for a while.

And Yaoshi Guo, who was sitting upright at the banquet, could not stop glancing at the medicine from the corner of his eye.Those two older women were beautiful, but they were already puddled with laughter at this moment, lying there twitching, looking like they had no image at all.The young prince in brocade clothes might be a certain prince from the Great Song Dynasty, very handsome and blessed.The woman in brocade clothes beside him is a princess?Or his princess?The two women in ordinary palace attire are also his concubines?That's all for the two women who laughed together. The woman who kept rolling her eyes seemed to be blind, but she had an extraordinary temperament, with a heroic spirit in her softness.Occasionally, a white eye reveals a seductive wink like silk, and a rolled eye that keeps turning upward reveals the mystery of a ghost princess.

This prince is really a master of flowers, but it's a pity that these top-notch women fall into his hands, and he has no chance to kiss Fangze.

Or, stealthily tonight, looting one outside the palace, risking a taste of meat?

After the prince grows old, it seems that he cannot continue to live in the palace.

If I am more nimble, no one would have thought that I would be so bold as to rob the prince's concubine when I first entered the capital!

Thinking of this, he stroked his chin. Whenever he wanted to think about something, he would have this little habit.Every time he calculates, he will gain something.For example, joining the resentful army, for example, suppressing the rebellion of the resentful army, for example, rebelling against the Liao Dynasty and returning to the Song Dynasty, appeared at the royal banquet in the Yingchun Palace.

Everything needs to be carefully calculated...

……

In the distant Yingzhou City, Xiao's Manor, Xiao Sixian finally saw that Abe Shibingwei gave up his plan of continuing to eat and strangling himself to death.Under the twitching eyes of the master and servant of the Xiao family, this tease stuffed a fat leg of lamb into his arms.At this time, Tie Muxin, who had settled down the young knights, happened to be back at the banquet, and he happened to be at the same table with Abe Shibingwei.

"Huh? Where's my bowl of wine? It seems that I cut a piece of beef tendon to eat... Where did it go?" Tie Muxin, who sat down again, looked puzzled, "Could it be that I have already eaten it? Hey~! I'm leaving tomorrow, it seems that because of this incident, I'm in a trance..."

Tie Muxin poured himself another bowl of wine, and when he was cutting the beef, Abe Jubei swallowed the piece of beef tendon in his mouth, and quietly left the table.

"Look at the things at home!"

Xiao Sixian watched this funny figure swaying to and fro, and asked the servants, and for the first time, the servants agreed unswervingly.

……

There is always a banquet in the world. The banquet in the Song Dynasty is over, the emperor returns to the palace to rest, and the ministers and the prince Di Ji send them off respectfully, and then they leave the banquet.Guo Yaoshi regretted that he had to leave with the eunuch leading the way first. Yao Yao helped Liu Susu, who was weak and smiling, and Ande Diji had her own maid to serve her. She asked King Xiaokang to send the master and apprentice out of the palace.After Yao Yao left the palace, he quickly took Liu Susu and ran away in a carriage with Huang Fuzhou, leaving the young prince behind to watch reluctantly.

In fact, you don't have to be reluctant, I will go to you tonight.

Yao Yao peeked out from the carriage, thinking bitterly, I will beat you up tomorrow to take revenge, I really don't want to wait, so tonight I will try the methods taught by my master.

Back in Huang's mansion, I served Liu Susu, who was too sleepy, to sleep.Yao Yao put on a black dress, took all kinds of gadgets, and quietly went to Kang Wang's mansion from the shadow of the streets and alleys.I have talked a lot with Kang Wang recently, and I also know where he lives, and the master has brought me to play in Bianliang City, Tokyo for a long time, and I am already familiar with the city.

snort!Tonight, let the young master draw a picture on the face of the Ninth Prince!