Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

Nima!

In mid-air, the stunned Guo Yaoshi screamed and spurted blood all the way, and flew to the roof of the wing.

Are you twisting your ass head? !

Falling to the roof of the wing room, Guo Yaoshi was shocked to bleed again, but this didn't make him recover from the galloping horse in his heart.

Are you twisting your ass head? !

Are you twisting your ass head? !

Are you twisting your ass head? !

The three heart-pounding questions were sent to a certain civil servant who seemed weak.Is this the civil servant who I just thought was a scumbag in terms of force value?The civil servant was right, I even took a few glances at the civil servant at the royal banquet tonight.

'Civilian' Nah!

Which civil servant have you ever seen can fly a seven-foot man to the roof? !

Are the civil servants of the Great Song Dynasty better than our military generals? !

Why didn't I know before? !

How can your old man let the generals come out to mess around? !

Even if that's the case, that's all. You are a reclusive expert, and you have gone to the officialdom of the Song Dynasty to have a civil service addiction. We really have nothing to say.Just one sentence, as long as your old man is happy!But you are an expert, you can fly me to the roof, but you still turn your head and don't dare to see me rushing forward, what do you mean? !

The desperate Guo Yaoshi completely forgot to run away at this time, and just complained to Huang Zhizhou in his heart.

Besides, are you still running a fart? !

Even when he was in his prime, facing such a pervertedly strong opponent, it seemed that there was only one dead end.Not to mention, just now I was seriously injured by the head-on two palms of this expert, can I still escape my life under his nose?Moreover, maybe this master has guards, disciples, children and so on with world-class martial arts, but even if there are, they don't need to take action, and he is already like a dead dog.

Done!Done!

Unexpectedly, I, Guo Yaoshi, have exhausted all the means and survived countless tribulations, and watched the power and position increase day by day, enjoying the glory and wealth.Unexpectedly, an evil thought occurred to him today, and he was going to fall into the hands of this seemingly weak and invincible expert?

Not reconciled!Not reconciled!I haven't enjoyed enough glory and wealth!

But, I can't beat it!

So aggrieved!

Huang Zhizhou, who looked weak below, heard the screams of the approaching thief and walked away. He opened his eyes tremblingly, and looked around cautiously.He was relieved to find that he was unharmed, and when he looked at the ferocious thief, he had already been blown up to the roof of the wing at some point.

Scared the old man to death!

Huang Zhizhou rubbed his chest with his hand, and when the guards from his family arrived in front of him, he stopped trembling and gained confidence.After regaining his composure, he pointed to Yaoshi Guo on the roof of the side room, and ordered his servant Nuyuan:

"Hurry up! Get the ladder! Bind the thief up there! My master wants to send him to the court! You dare to disturb my master, you are so daring, you are so daring! You are so tired!..."

right!I really had the guts to go to your house to make a fuss, but I haven't gotten tired of it yet!

Ok? !

Take a ladder? !

What the hell kind of ladder is that? !

Take a ladder and climb up from the bottom, do you think this is a siege? !

Guo Yaoshi, who had finally recovered his breath, couldn't help complaining in his heart again, just with your old man's internal strength martial arts, how can the lightness kung fu be worse?Must be much stronger than me?What the hell kind of ladder was used on the roof? !I was still wondering what kind of peerless lightness kung fu you would use to get on the roof, even if it wasn't something like 'eight steps to catch cicadas' or 'lingbo microsteps', it would be similar to the Taoist lightness kung fu 'Ti Yun Zong'!

As a result, your 'Tiyunzong' turned out to be 'True? Tiyunzong'? !

What about trouble? !

playing me? !

Believe it or not, let me draw a ladder for you? !

Don't be too insulting!

Seeing that the servants of the Huang Mansion below really rushed to find a ladder, and the woman in pink was still squatting on the side eating melon seeds, and it seemed lively... Guo Yaoshi once again covered his face with titanium alloy forced.

Really take a ladder? !What kind of show operation is this? !

This civil servant thinks that I can only sit and wait?Can't!Although I was blown up to the roof by him just now, the internal force of this civil servant is not strong. Don't tell me you don't have any contempt, let's fight again now, strengthen our own skills, there is still a battle the power of ah?

Apart from facing a peerless expert like you...

Look at the servants and nursing homes of your Huangfu, are they all weak chickens? !I can't breathe even with a ladder, but when I'm a courtyard guard, my martial arts are a thousand miles lower than my master's, and when I get on the roof, I just deliver food to me!When the money is distributed every month, won't your conscience ache? !This civil servant, are you so relieved that these servants climbed the ladder to the roof and died in front of me?Besides, you servants and nurses, why don't you remind your master and let him go up to the roof of the wing to catch me?I was blown away by your master just now!

It flew!

It flew!

It flew!Say important things three times! ! !

Could it be that all the servants and guards in your yard are blind? !Didn't see your master stretch out his hands, my uncle flew straight away!Fly directly to the roof!Think about it with your pig brains, with such a terrifying master in front of you, does he need a ladder to get on the roof? !You didn't even ask a question, just so stupidly, I really found for your master... found... found... a... ladder... a ladder...

Huh? !

This matter is weird, should I die today? !

Guo Yaoshi, who was already in despair, suddenly lit up his dull eyes.There seems to be something wrong with this fairy-tale civil servant!

Is he deliberately concealing his martial arts skills, keeping a low profile, intending to be Wang Mang and Sima Yi who are plotting to usurp the throne?

Not like!

Just now he sent himself flying up to the roof. For such an obvious strange incident, the servants of the whole family, Ding Huyuan, certainly couldn't control their mouths, and it was impossible for this civil servant to kill all these people.Besides, being able to fly yourself up to the roof is more miraculous than being able to catch up to the roof with lightness kung fu.For no reason, this civil servant exposed his world-class martial arts, but covered up the fact that he was superior in lightness.

Even if he deliberately covered it up, no one would believe it!

I didn't believe it just now—it's obvious that I can knock people away, but I don't know how to do light work, not only Guo Yaoshi himself, but whoever hears that there is such a martial arts master in the world, most of them will secretly Call this a lie!

So, is this civil servant really not good at light work? !

In this way, he needs a 'true? Ladder to the sky' - the situation that he can only get up to the roof with a ladder can be explained.Before, when he came close to him, he closed his eyes and turned his head, not daring to look at it, so he could explain it.

Peerless masters did not practice lightness kung fu, it must not be because they disdain to practice or the teacher did not teach it.If this civil servant is not "self-taught" and has learned internal strength by chance, he is like the old master Xu Xu, the owner of the Misty Peak of Lingjiu Mountain. But he has not yet practiced martial arts.

Therefore, as a civil servant, he only possessed shocking internal strength, but he was so panic-stricken when he approached him, and he didn't even know how to jump over walls and houses.

This demon general, Guo Yaoshi, was really good at calculating and thoughtful, relying on everyone's performance, he guessed the truth of the matter with a good degree of accuracy.It is even more obvious that there is a glimmer of life for escaping at this time-everyone here will not be able to do light work, and they will definitely not be able to catch up with him. !

So under the watchful eyes of everyone, this black-clothed, black-scarf-masked demon general changed from a dead dog to a flea on the roof of the wing, and fled over the wall and across the room in the blink of an eye.But at this time, the guard who finally got the courage to set up the ladder and began to climb up was only less than one foot away from the ground...

Ah~!

Everyone in the Huang Mansion sighed regretfully, as if they had just lost a chance to catch a thief and receive a reward, unaware that the family guards who were queuing up to climb up one by one had just escaped a catastrophe of life and death.

Liu Susu also sighed regretfully, finally came out with an episode to adjust the boring life, and it ended so soon.In fact, when she left the palace and got into the carriage of the Huangfu, she heard a slight muffled sound from the carriage, it was the sound of Guo Yaoshi shooting the sleeve arrow into the carriage of the Huangfu.This magic general who is proficient in calculations stuffed a kind of medicinal powder into the hollow iron sleeve arrow shaft. Following the special smell left by the medicinal powder along the way, Guo Yaoshi came to Huang's mansion.Others may not know that Liu Susu has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and has a family background, so he has long recognized the kind of medicine that disperses in the air.Combined with the muffled sound of the sleeve arrow being shot on the carriage just now, when she arrived at Huang's mansion, she found the hollow sleeve arrow on the carriage leading the way, guessed that someone would break into Huang's mansion tonight, so she pretended to be asleep in the house—— These are all the tricks she and Liu Shijie have left behind, and they are very familiar.

Then there was a wonderful plot, someone was blown up to the roof!

It's a pity that in the end, the plot turned around, and the thieves actually caught the loophole that no one in Huang's mansion knew how to do light work—Liu Susu knew how to do light work, but he only wanted to watch the fun, and quickly slipped away!

Ah~!

Pity!

Liu Susu stood up with still unsatisfied satisfaction, and beckoned Yaoyao to go back to sleep, but found that Yaoyao was not by her side.Maybe I didn't get up to watch a movie. Is sleep so important for this medicine?Missed even such a wonderful plot, no luck!

Shaking her head, Liu Susu went back to sleep.

At this time, Yaoyao was hiding in the shadow of the wall of King Kang's Mansion.With the light landing sound, there were loud shouts from all around:

"Little thief go away!"

It turned out to be Chief Cui. He led his servants and ambushed at the base of the wall where Yaoyao had sneaked into King Kang's mansion, waiting for him.

However, when they jumped out, they saw a wild cat standing stupidly on the ground, and it was the one that was looking at Hong Changxing.The frightened poor cat scratched its claws and ran away in an instant, leaving head Cui and others looking at each other in blank dismay.

"Boss!" A yamen servant broke the awkward silence and reminded Cui, "It's a wild cat! Shall we still be guarding?"

Head Cui sighed with a bitter face, so he could only order his subordinates to look anxiously at him, and said:

"Get out!"

……

Sure enough, I'm so fucking witty!

Yao Yao thought triumphantly, he used this wild cat to throw stones to ask directions, and the effect was very good!

Changed a corner to leave the palace, and Yao Yao sneaked back to the Huang palace.

The next day, in Kang Wang's mansion, the young prince found an 'auspicious' piece, but he strictly prohibited his subordinates from discussing it or spreading it outside.