Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

The people who knew about it in Prince Kang’s Mansion couldn’t hold back their laughter, and those who didn’t know were tickled by their laughter and couldn’t stop questioning, but the young prince issued a strict order for the first time, and those who spread the matter privately will be severely punished!

So, no way!

Brother Gousheng, Aunt Zhang, although we usually like to chat about some parents' gossip and tell some strange things about Tokyo City, but now Xiaokang Wang has issued several strict orders to the housekeeper, not only to block the news, but also to invite the Kaifeng government office The policemen went to the palace to investigate and search for traces.

As for the trace...

I'm sorry you!

dare not say!Don't dare to say it!

Please hide the raging fire of gossip in your heart and burn it silently for a few days. When the strict order of our little prince is loosened, we will discuss it quietly. I told you what happened, and I will keep you safe Can't help but laugh out loud!

oops!No, I'm going to laugh!I must hold back first!

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The most heavily guarded place in King Kang's Mansion, the bedroom of the young prince.His Royal Highness Xiaokang's face was troubled like constipation, which made the ink on his face show a strange distortion.

Ah~!

To say that the content on this face is quite auspicious, the left face says 'Turtle and Crane Prolonging Years', and the right face says 'I'm optimistic about you', and a turtle is placed on the forehead which fits the occasion. Only cranes.

If it wasn't for the ink stains all over his face, the implication would be excellent.

I don't know which bastard painted it, if it was a fairy, it must be a foolish fairy who was struck by lightning, if it was a thief, it must be a two hundred and five who was struck by lightning!As a fairy, you don't spread clouds, spread rain, or show holiness, why are you trying to shine on my face?I wish you go out and be struck dead by lightning!If you are a thief, you don't steal money, don't steal treasures, and don't pick flowers, would it be interesting for you to practice calligraphy on my face?I wish you to be arrested as soon as possible, my lord will definitely starve you to death!

The young prince looks at himself in the mirror and pities himself, he is really pitiful!A pretty face was covered in ink, the young prince felt like crying.

Can you stop crying?Just now the butler actually asked himself, do you want to keep the handwriting on this face?

What kind of housekeeper are these?Co-authorship is not written on your face!

If this image reaches the court, His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, all civil and military officials, won't they all have to laugh? !After that, everyone in the world will definitely spread it. Where will we put this face in Prince Kang's Mansion?The auspiciousness of other people's family gave me a long face, but my own family's "auspiciousness" couldn't "grow" this face!Thinking of this, the young prince stopped being entangled, and impatiently ordered to the servant girl:

"Wash it off! Wash it off! Wash it all off!"

The young prince glanced at the piece of paper on the desk again, it was also the book left by that bastard last night:

"My Immortal Xiaoyao Zhenjun is on duty in the sky tonight. I can see countless stars shining on the side of the emperor star. Among them, King Kang's idle star is the most pleasing to me. The basalt god tortoise protects luck, the vermilion bird and god bird help each other, and the tortoise and crane prolong their lives. With a carefree and leisurely appearance, he also has a literary talent, more supernatural power, and a destiny of kingship and wealth. I am admiring this, and hereby leave a note as a memory, lest the strong wind blow away, so I appeal to my face. If there is any offence, hehe ... I am in the sky, come and find me! Come and find me! If you can find me, I will sing you a nursery rhyme!"

hehe? !

Oh your sister!

What 'lest the wind blow away'?You are afraid that the strong wind will blow you away, but you will press a paperweight!Besides, you put the leftover book on my lord's desk, how can there be any strong wind?If there is a strong wind at night, will my lord open the door and open the window to blow the wind and play?You are just as out of your mind as my prince, are you? !Also, "if you find you, sing nursery rhymes to this king", singing ghost nursery rhymes, if you like to sing nursery rhymes, if this prince catches you in the future, he will let you sing nursery rhymes all the time, and if you dare to stop, you will be whipped pump you!

Let you sing as much as you want!

How dare you pretend to be a ghost, is it easy to fool you if you really think you are the king?If you were a god, wouldn't you entrust me with dreams?What kind of calligraphy should be practiced on Ben Wang's face? !Even if you dig three feet into the ground, this king will definitely find you out, and personally find a way to take care of you!

"Check it out! Check it carefully according to the handwriting on this piece of paper! If you can't find the result, I want you to look good!"

After the maids carefully cleaned and wiped off the high-quality rosin ink on their faces, the young prince couldn't wait to summon the arrester of Kaifeng Mansion who had been summoned early in the morning. The order was given.The Kaifeng mansion officer who was kneeling below raised his head cautiously to see the high-quality rice paper in the young prince's hand. It began with "I am the Immortal Xiaoyao Zhenjun. I am on duty in the sky tonight. I can see the side of the emperor star, and countless stars are shining."Among them, Kang Wang Xianxing is the most pleasing to me. It seems that someone is pretending to be a ghost, but the little prince is not so angry about it!Just as I was about to continue reading, suddenly a flash of fire flashed in front of my eyes, and there was a soft 'boom', and the 'Letter from the Immortal' actually caught fire by itself!

"Oh my god!" Kneeling on the ground and looking up, the Kaifeng mansion chief was dumbfounded. He slumped on the ground in panic and became incoherent, "Burn...burn...burn! Wang... ...My lord... my lord! No... no... I didn't do it!"

The headhunter looked at the young prince again, and saw that the well-off king was also stunned, opening his mouth to watch the high-quality rice paper catch fire in his hand, suddenly turned into a ball of fire, and then quickly let go of it in horror Fell to the ground by himself.

"This...this...this..."

After 'this' for a long time, the young prince didn't know what to say.

Is it really a book left by a fairy?

The young prince suddenly became suspicious, and became uncertain about the suspicion that the "immortal left a book" was done by a thief.And the captor of Kaifeng Mansion below, who was paralyzed by fright, saw that the young prince also had a puzzled expression, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and said flatteringly:

"Isn't it the prince who burned it? Damn it... eh, no! It's a fairy manifesting! Auspicious! My lord, this is auspicious! This immortal must not want people outside the palace to see this "immortal letter" ', so I just burned it without anyone noticing it! Congratulations, my lord! Congratulations, my lord!..."

The arrester didn't know that the young prince's face was also "leaved by a fairy", and he wanted to present this matter to His Majesty's desk!Fortunately, at this moment, the butler quietly appeared outside the door. He knocked on the door lightly, awakening the young prince who was in a daze, and also stopped the act of arresting his head for death.Xiaokang Wang Qiang collected himself, coughed lightly, and asked:

"What did you find?"

"Back to the lord!" Steward Zhang of the palace bowed, and replied respectfully, "Everyone in the palace has been questioned, and all suspicious things have been collected, and the younger ones will report to the lord!"

"Oh~! Something suspicious? Tell me!"

It is really the mulberry elm harvested in the east!The young prince was immediately refreshed, maybe he could find clues to the "book left by the immortal" from these suspicious points.The high-quality rice paper just now suddenly caught fire by itself, maybe it was a strange trick by a stranger in the world.The young prince's guess was right, the 'Book of Immortals' was indeed tampered with by medicine, and a layer of white phosphorus was coated on the back. Just now Xiaokang Wang shook the high-quality rice paper, ignited the white phosphorus, and burned it to death. ashes.It's just that the young prince and everyone in the field didn't know the tricks Liu Susu used to teach medicine, so they couldn't figure it out, thinking it was ghosts and gods.

But now that the butler has brought the latest clues, the matter seems to have turned around.The young prince and the captor of Kaifeng Mansion looked at Butler Zhang expectantly, only to hear the old butler say slowly:

"The guards patrolling in front of and behind the prince's gate last night did not see anything unusual. In the prince's bedroom, there was no trace of smoke. The doctor who showed the prince's pulse also said that the prince was neither poisoned nor smoked. There are no traces of other people's footprints inside or outside the prince's bedroom. There are no traces of daggers on the door bolts and windows, and the paper pasted on the windows is also intact without holes. The roof tiles are not newly broken, and the walls Bricks, floors, and no thieves to dig through..."

Hearing this, the young prince's face was full of clouds, which meant that it was impossible for an outsider to sneak into his room. Could it be that it was really the work of a god?But what the butler said next caught his attention again.

"The servant girl in the prince's room was in the ear room last night and said she didn't see anything unusual. It's just that her cousin, the poppy Liu Dazi in Liushu Lane at the west end of the city, asked her to borrow money during the day yesterday and was rejected by her." Rejected. This girl's parents and brothers have been checked today, and there is nothing unusual, and other relatives have not heard of any weird things. Last night, the guards of the palace once caught a man who went to the kitchen to steal pork heads. A young servant who has just entered the mansion was locked up in the firewood room last night. The Kaifeng mansion servant who was patrolling outside the mansion last night saw a black shadow flashing across the wall of the mansion. The steward was sent away. They were summoned this morning for questioning, they lay in ambush under the palace wall until midnight last night, only to find a wild cat jumping from the courtyard wall of the palace... Oh! That's right!"

Listening to this, the young prince almost fell asleep. What kind of shit is this? !Steward Zhang made a sudden turning point, which revived him again.

"Last night, Daxia Hong Changxing, the 'Shaker of the Earth', also saw a cat. It doesn't seem to belong to our family! And Mrs. Guo, Mrs. Guo...uh..."

Butler Zhang suddenly got stuck, and he kept glancing at the head catcher in Kaifeng Mansion.Seeing Steward Zhang's hesitant to speak, the young prince waved his hand to let the cat go down, and the old housekeeper whispered in the young prince's ear:

"Your nanny, stayed in the mansion last night, and the guards saw that she was having an affair with Cook Ma..."

Wotian!

The young prince suddenly became confused in the wind!

But at this time, Yao Yao was serving Master Liu Susu fearfully, because he had heard about the man in black breaking into the Yellow Mansion at night, and at that time, he was not there!