I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"No, it's such an important matter, you have to ask it quickly!" The old man waved his hand, and all the neighbors upstairs and downstairs fainted.

Because the upstairs neighbor was looking at it with his head, he fell directly from the hole when he fainted!

But the old man raised his hand slightly, and he went back.

The old man picked up Ao Xing's cell phone.

Poke poke.

Then there was silence.

:what happened?Embarrassed all of a sudden?

: Don't tell me, Zulong, who has lived from ancient times to the present, doesn't know how to use a mobile phone?

: Maybe a character like the old man was just unearthed after 100 years of retreat and practice casually?

: It was said earlier that it was unearthed——Long Mingming is out of the water, okay?

: The old man can watch TV, order takeaway, and pay online~

So, is it a problem for the old man to make a phone call?

It should be... no.

Most of the netizens who watched the live broadcast thought so.

But in fact……

"Zai, wake up! How do you make this call? I want to call your parents and ask if you are the egg I brought back?" The old man tugged at Xiao Bailong's beard, and He woke up.

Xiao Bailong woke up in a daze, took the phone, and poked it.

As soon as the sharp claws touched the screen of the phone, they pierced directly.

crackling.

A burst of sparks.

The phone was declared dead at the scene.

Old man embarrassing! !

Xiao Bailong was dumbfounded: "My hand..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes and passed out again.

The old man was shocked: "Zai!"

: Poor anchor, just woke up and fainted...

: Anchor, you have lived for 18 years, do you still not know that you are a dragon?

: I feel sorry for the anchor, I have no money, and I even punctured my mobile phone, which made the family that is not rich even worse...

: Anchor, is the 200 yuan in your card enough to repair your phone? (Ha ha)

: Don't talk about repairing the phone, I suspect that the landlord will come to collect the repair fee tomorrow, and the anchor will have to sell himself...

: Does no one feel sorry for the old man?He's still green...

: I want to give the old man a mobile phone, and call him back to his hometown to ask. I also want to know about Ah Zai's life experience. (;v)

"This human's technology is really fragile." The old man pulled the little white dragon's tail helplessly, and called again: "Zai, wake up~"

After the old man persistently and patiently called, Xiao Bailong woke up again.

He raised his head and glanced at the old man.

"I'm really getting sicker and sicker, and I saw Grandpa turned into a black dragon." Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes and fainted again.

elder:"……"

: Grandpa is so wronged, he didn’t change into a dragon this time~

: dizzy again?Ha ha……

: Could it be that Ah Zai was split open by lightning?With sharp eyes, you can see through Grandpa's real body at a glance?It seems that being struck by lightning is a good thing! (Ha ha)

: It seems that the anchor will not wake up tonight...

: It's okay, as long as you can see grandpa!

: Great, grandpa doesn't know how to play computer, doesn't know how to live broadcast, doesn't know how to turn off the camera = tonight I can watch grandpa all night!awesome~

: Ah Zai is so dizzy, this time I won’t block the camera anymore~

: Actually, I think watching Little White Dragon is not bad~

: It’s okay to look at anyone, I like them all.

The old man sighed.

A look of despair.

He thought the same as tens of thousands of viewers: "It seems that it is impossible for Azai to wake up tonight. Also, who told us to raise him as a human being in the past? Suddenly turning into a dragon, normal people can't stand it Stimulate……"

After speaking, he picked up Xiao Bailong, carried him to the sofa, and covered him with a small blanket.

Then he put on the apron.

: What is grandpa going to do?

: Do you make supper for your grandson?

: Anchor, wake up and explain!Why is your apron red when you are a man?

: The girlish hearts of macho men...

: Sure enough, the more pink the head (circumference) like (skirt), the more swearing!

Fastening the apron, the old man touched the ring on his left thumb.

A large bag appeared on the ground...

:cement?

:cement? ?

:cement? ? ?

:Wow!The legendary Sumeru Ring?

: Damn, the kind of space storage ring that only appears in novels really exists! !

Touching the ring again, various tools such as shovels, steel bars, and tiles appeared again.

Then, under the attention of millions of netizens, the old man fetched water and made mud...

: No way, the old man can still repair houses?

: The Almighty Old Man (x), is the Almighty Old Dragon!

: I thought the house would be repaired with a wave of Shenlong's hand, but I didn't expect it to be so ordinary...

: Why does Shenlong build houses like us ordinary people?

: Is this too common?

At this time, the old man raised his head and seemed to think of something: "It seems to be too slow to do this, and it won't be finished until dawn."

After speaking, he patted his head.

elder:"……"

Suddenly, with a distressed expression, I don't know what to think of, and turned around to pluck a few hairs of Xiaobailong.

Xiao Bailong twitched and continued to be unconscious.

The old man put the white hair in his palm and breathed a sigh of relief.

The white hair fell to the ground and turned into a few miniature white dragons the size of a child. They lined up and shouted: "Grandpa!"

:Wow!Isn't this Monkey King's unique skill?

: It hurts grandpa to pluck his own hair, so do you want to pluck your grandson?

: Sure enough, it is my own!

: The mini dragon cub is so cute! !

: Brother Monkey, someone copied your moves!

: The one who said Brother Monkey earlier, haha, are you sure there really is Monkey King in this world?

: There are dragons, maybe Sun Wukong is also real?

: Impossible, Journey to the West is a novel written by a person surnamed Wu in later generations, and it is not a historical fact...

: (Monkey three sticks) This trick of my old grandson was plagiarized by all kinds of gods, demons and ghosts 500 years ago...

:?

: !

:! !

: ! ! !

: In the barrage that I just swiped past, I seem to see a barrage posted by Monkey Benhou?

: Netizens really know how to play this year!

"You go and make mud."

"Go and insert the steel bars."

"Go and support the board."

"Go and build the ceiling."

"You go lay the floor."

"Division of labor."

The old man snapped his fingers, and the miniature dragons picked up their tools and started working separately.

I have to say that the efficiency of doing this is really much faster.

Especially the miniature dragon who is in charge of inserting the steel rods. His movements are so handsome. He is carrying a stack of steel rods, flapping his little wings and flying up. After a few swipes, the audience just felt a blur before their eyes, and those steel rods were inserted straight into the hole. , well-proportioned, it looks like a professional house builder.

The audience couldn't help but tipped this miniature dragon with steel rods.

:handsome!

: Kung Fu Dragon!

: Although I know you are Genmao, I am still fascinated by your handsomeness...

The other dragons are just so much unpretentious in comparison.

But their movements are also very fast. After the steel rods are inserted, the wooden planks are arranged. The miniature dragons pour cement into it, and after it is filled and flattened, another dragon is responsible for breathing fire.

The cement on the ceiling and floor dried instantly after a spray of dragon flame.

The house is just like that.

:666!

: Dragons build houses faster than humans!

: If all the real estate developers invite the dragon clan to build houses, how can there be unfinished buildings in the market!

: Only I want to ask...

: Grandpa, you only repair the floor and ceiling?

: What about the neighbor's house? ? ?