I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

The ceiling (or floor) of the neighbor's house? ?

The old man said: What does it matter to me?

He is now concentrating on creation: he takes a blank tile, cuts it into two horizontal and vertical tiles, and cuts it to the same size as the floor tiles of his grandson's house. Then he takes out a brush and starts to draw while looking at the patterns on the floor.

Seeing their grandfather like this, the little white dragons also began to lie down on the ground in a decent manner, tracing blank tiles.

: You think Lao Long is an engineer, but in fact, he is an artist.

: Mom, exactly the same!

: Disguise real ones.

: Grandpa, the painter (thumbs, thumbs, thumbs)

: With such a painter, do you still have no money?

: Azai, after waking up, remember to ask your grandpa to draw some money for you. (bad smile)

: It turns out that making a fortune is so simple. (smirk)

:…………

:...

Just when netizens (o) friends (ren) (jing) have no (xin) than (zuo) joy (hua),

No one knows—

Under the heavy night, an ordinary van parked downstairs of the ordinary self-built building.

The layout inside the van is different from normal vans.

Seats were removed and replaced by sophisticated machinery.

There are two people sitting in the front seat and four people sitting in the back seat.

The only woman in the back seat had a laptop on her lap. After the car stopped, the woman looked up and said, "Left team, the anchor fainted. No one turned off the live broadcast. It's still going on."

The man in the passenger seat said calmly: "I saw it."

In his hand is the mobile phone.

The live broadcast room of a certain anchor surnamed Ao was also displayed on the phone.

Woman: "Do you want to hack into it and turn off the live broadcast, so as not to cause a national sensation?"

Man: "No need."

The woman was stunned for a moment, and then worried: "Is this bad? If our actions are broadcast live, our Black Dragon Special Police Team will be the headline tomorrow! Now the real number of people in this live broadcast room is 100 million! "

"What are you afraid of? It's only natural for the police to crack down on counterfeiting. It should be treated as a free law education program. Remember to thank millions of netizens for their support."

After finishing speaking, the man began to assign tasks: "Lao Wang stays in the car to respond at any time, Xiao Lan continues to monitor, Zhou Qi follows me upstairs, Wu Dong and Li Xi downstairs to watch."

After assigning the task, the man opened the car door and got out.

The driver, Lao Wang, stopped him: "Left team, do you really think this live broadcast is fake?"

The man snorted coldly: "The current little anchor can't do anything to attract people's attention in order to be popular? Have you heard of the female anchor detained by the Chengnan Police Station last week? She weighs 300 catties and kissed an old man passing by in the street!"

Everyone: "..."

Needless to say, it is already very visual.

I heard that the old man was over 70 years old, so he was frightened and had a heart attack on the spot, and the shock passed.Fortunately, he was rescued in the end, otherwise the civil case would have become a criminal case.

"It's just that the director called our Black Dragon Team to come out in the middle of the night. It's really overkill. Is our Black Dragon Team responsible for this small counterfeit case?" Said, the left team filled the gun case with bullets.

The female team watched him reload the bullet, swallowed her saliva, and couldn't help reminding: "Left team, I heard that the dragon's skin is very hard, even thunder can't penetrate it..."

"It's all said to be false. If it was really struck by lightning, wouldn't everything have to be turned into coke?" The left team put the pistol on the waistband of his trousers, and covered his jacket so that there were no traces: "So, it must be It was a small movie broadcast for the audience, didn’t it mean that the live broadcast can also be recorded and broadcasted?”

Another member of the team held a mobile phone, handed it over and said, "But I saw the circle of friends forwarded by the reporter, and it seems to be true!"

What was forwarded in Moments was the top-down photo taken by the neighbor on the fourth floor:

At the end of the hole, the neighbors on the first and second floors came over. A two-meter-long little white dragon was lying beside the hole on the third floor, with its tail hanging down beside the hole that was struck by lightning. The old man covered his face with a shocked expression. It perfectly demonstrated the essence of the world-famous painting "The Scream": Lao Tzu was green? ?

"P's." The left team said firmly after taking a look.

The female team member said seriously: "After technical analysis, there is no trace of P in this picture."

"This shows that his hacking skills are much better than yours."

Female player: "..."

"Zhou Qi, let's go! Let's go upstairs and see if they are the real black dragons, or if we are the real black dragons!"

After speaking, the left team took the team members and went upstairs.

*"Scream" is a classic painting, and it is also a very classic emoticon package. If you don't know it, you can search for the picture~