I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

:puff!Ultraman breaks in!

: You are the same age as soon as you hear it!

: Boy, do you believe in light?

: Azai, we lived the same childhood! (Ha ha)

: As soon as Ah Zai opened his mouth, he became an old comedian...

: Taotie was a well-known beast in ancient times, but when it came to Ah Zai's mouth, it became a monster...

: It seems that there is still less reading.

Taotie: "?"

Taotie finally understood: "Who are you calling a monster? You are the monster! Your whole family is a monster!"

thump.

The monster's grandfather hit him in the middle of his two horns.

Gluttonous tears.

: A 4.2-magnitude earthquake hit...

: It hurts so much.

: Distressed Taotie...

Biu~

Taotie blinked and turned into an old man in Hanfu, and forced out a difficult smile to Xiao Bailong: "Hi, kid. You read it wrong just now, there are no monsters here, only two old men!"

: Why do you like to become a grandfather?

: Immortal, please become a handsome guy!

: Those from ancient times who have survived to the present seem to belong to the grandparents...

: Can you learn from the current NT Xianxia drama, where the immortals are still young for hundreds of thousands of years?

: More than young?Falling in love is still the same NT as a primary school student...

: Who shaves off the white beard and isn't a handsome guy?

: Zuo sir, come and crack down on fakes!

: Remember to bring a razor to crack down on fakes~

: Don't call Zuo sir, haven't you read the news yet?The left sir lost his memory!

Xiao Bailong rubbed his eyes and looked again.

In an instant, cold sweat came down.

And more and more, more and more...

Taotie's smiling face is trying to be kind and kind.

The kinder and more amiable he is, the more cold sweat the little white dragon sheds.

Xiao Bailong turned his head to look at the dining table again.

The dinner table is full of delicacies, and there are two cute children standing beside them, dressed up like Chinese dolls.

But when Xiao Bailong saw them, his reaction became even stiffer!

"Little ancestor...no, master, come over to eat? You just woke up, you must be very hungry? Taotao has prepared the tableware for you, please sit down!" The little girl greeted warmly and handed over a pair of oversized number of chopsticks.

At first glance, it is a tableware specially made for dragons.

The little boy pulled out the chair and asked him to sit down.

Little White Dragon is sweating profusely!

The next second, he took a step back.

boom!

Shut the door!

boy:"?"

girl:"?"

Taotie: "..."

elder:"……"

Taotie: "Old Ancestor, you have hatched an egg that has been hatched for 10 years, and you have hatched such a silly thing?"

As soon as the words fell, he immediately received the love education from his ancestors - punching through the floor with his fist, and the old man who became Taotie got stuck in the floor, unable to get up or down.

: This hammer definitely exceeds level 4.2...

: Neighbor on the second floor, are you okay?

: Azai, what did you see?

: I suspect that after Azai transformed into a dragon, he opened his eyes by the way and can see through everyone's real body...

: The floor has just been repaired...

: An egg hatched for 10 years...? ?

: Incubating eggs for 10 years?Nezha can't even do that!

: Here comes the question, is the age of a dragon calculated according to the egg that was born, or the one that broke the shell?

: Distressed Taotie...

: I feel sorry for the neighbors on the second floor...

: I feel bad for the floor!

After beating Taotie, the old man seemed to have nothing to do. He didn't even look at Taotie, but looked at Ao Xing's room full of worry: "The last three years and six months were not mine. I was in trouble at that time." , I happened to see a mother of dragons hatching eggs in the coastal area, so I entrusted her to take care of them. Unexpectedly, after leaving for a while, Azai's shell broke."

Taotie complained: "Being away for three years and six months, is that called a while?"

: Three years and six months, such a familiar month!

: Nezha, do you sell wholesale during pregnancy? (laughing and crying)

"It hasn't broken its shell after 10 years of incubation. Who knew it would break after leaving it for a while?" The old man sighed sadly: "Now the little dragon is white, and I am black. It was the wrong egg. After all, there were several eggs in that nest..."

Taotie complained expressionlessly: "Don't doubt it, it's your species. The dragon race has degenerated long ago without wings, and only your primitive dragon race still has wings. What's more, he looks exactly like you... except color!"

The old man grabbed Taotie by the collar, pulled him out, and shouted in disorder, "I'm black! He's white! Tell me, how did a black give birth to a white one?"

Taotie: "Ask the child's mother!"

"His mother can't survive him, and his mother will go first before the egg is broken."

"..."

: Hahahahaha!

: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

: Hahahahahaha...

: Damn it!Mother can't survive her son, is that okay? ?

: No wonder male dragons are required to hatch eggs...

: Damn...

: I suddenly found that Mrs. Yin was lucky.

: Mrs. Yin sent a congratulatory message...

: Li Jing sent a congratulatory message...

: Nezha sent a congratulatory message...

: Jin Zha sent a congratulatory message...

: Mu Zha sent a congratulatory message...

"Anyway, modern dragons can't hatch the original ones. The mother of the dragon has worked so hard to help you incubate the eggs for three years and six months. Don't blame them. This matter is definitely not bad for the girl." Taotie said honestly.

"Yeah." The old man was so heartbroken, he left Taotie and went to the bedroom.

Taotie looked at his back and couldn't help sighing: "No primitive dragon is as primitive as you, old ancestor!"

: So it's a hammer, right?

: Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that they are father and son...

: Isn't it grandpa and grandson?How did they become father and son?

: It's all the fault of giving the eggs to others to hatch, and I got promoted by accident. (Ha ha)

: It seems that you can't just hand over the eggs to others to hatch, otherwise it will change color and increase your seniority!

: It's time to study why the black dragon gave birth to the white dragon...

: Did no one notice the neighbors on the second floor?

Under the hole, it's really hard to notice, because it happens to be the blind spot of the camera.

But under the Taotie Han clothes, one tail was still hanging in the hole.

After sighing, Taotie lowered his head and said to the bottom of the cave: "Miss, have you touched enough?"

A familiar and excited voice came from the audience: "It's a real tail! It's very sensual! It can still move! Grandpa, what are you?"

"Old man Taotie, the leader of the four evils of chaos." After speaking, Taotie drew back his tail.

The tail hides under the Hanfu and disappears without a trace.

: The daughter-in-law on the second floor is really focused on touching the end for 100 years. (laughing and crying)

"Sleep, wake up again, you won't remember what happened." Tao Tie waved his hand.

The audience couldn't see the scene under the hole, but they all heard two heavy falls.

: This trick again!

: Immortals love to erase memories!

: I feel sorry for the second floor, my memory has been erased twice in 24 hours! (laughing and crying)

: The memory of the second floor has been wiped twice, will it become an idiot?

: Erasing memory is useless!The Internet has a memory!

: Suspect Beast, your crime has been broadcast live! (funny)

: Taotie has been here for so long, but you didn't notice that we were live broadcasting? ? ?

: I want to know, how much mana will it take to erase the memory of 200 million people?

In a cheap rental house.

The little red dot of the camera is still on.

And the computer has turned off the screen...