I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Oh, the young people nowadays are no longer afraid of us like they used to be." Taotie sighed.

Far from being afraid.

If he knew that more than 100 million people had sent:

"What are the four ancient fierce beasts, in front of my overlord of heaven and earth, they are all cute."

"Gaotie suddenly turned into a cutie!"

——That's not just as simple as sweeping the floor with majesty, but directly transforming into a cute thing!

The old man looked at the door of the bedroom: "What's the matter, Azai? When you get up, eat breakfast!"

The voice of the young dragon came from the bedroom, the voice was muffled, as if he was talking under the covers: "I... I seem to be dazzled."

"Dazzled?"

"I fucking saw an old monster, and two little monsters! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"

: Sure enough, the eyes of the sky are opened!

: Ah Zai: I just fell asleep, and when he woke up, the whole world changed? ? ?

: I want to see the original shape of the little monster!

: Taotao and Tietie must be the cutest little monsters in the world~~

The old man was speechless: "They still have me as scary...?"

"Yes, Grandpa, you are the scariest!" Ao Xing's terrified voice came from the room: "I saw that you are a black dragon, and there is no room for it!"

:puff!

: Azai, are you afraid because you can’t fit in a room? ?

: Is it true that what I see is the original form of a hundred and eight thousand miles away? (what)

: It seems really scary to squeeze into a room of ten square meters! (funny)

: Scared of an egg, you are the miniature version of it!

"I must be suffering from persecution paranoia, so I can see everyone as a monster! Woohoo, Mom and Dad, I'm sorry for you, I'm only 18 years old, and I'm suffering from mental illness!"

In the bedroom, there was the sound of Ao Xing crying.

The old man was anxious: "That...you are not crazy!"

Old man: "It's time to tell you the truth!"

Old man: "Actually, you are not human!"

The crying in the bedroom stopped.

"Not only you are not human, but your parents, your brothers and sisters, and me are also not human!"

"We are all dragons!"

"The reason why you think you are a human is because when you broke your shell, the Dragon Clan launched an 'immigration plan'. It was because the water pollution was too serious, and a large number of Dragon Clans were displaced. They could only move to the shore to live with mortals! "

"You are a dragon hatched on the shore, so you can only maintain a human form when you are born, so as not to be regarded as a different kind by mortals."

"Do you understand it?"

There was silence in the bedroom.

"Do you understand?" The old man was anxious!

A desperate voice came from the bedroom: "Understood."

"Just understand." The old man breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, a desperate voice in the bedroom: "It seems that I am really sick..."

:Hahaha……

: When others watch the live broadcast, they just look at the picture and enjoy themselves. We can’t laugh just by listening to the sound...

: Azai comedy dragon real hammer!

: Anchor, you have been on strike for 10 hours, come out and open for business!

: I can't stop laughing...

Old man: "...you come out."

He has already raised his fist, if Xiao Bailong doesn't come out again, he will tear down the door!

: The old man is really a demolition maniac...

: This home bears a weight it shouldn't have!

However, fortunately for everyone, just when the old man was about to demolish the house, the door opened.

The hand of the old man who wanted to tear down the house also deftly turned into——

He snapped his fingers lightly next to Xiao Bailong's ear.

The old man smiled softly: "How is it now? Has everything become normal?"

Xiao Bailong blinked.

gollum...

My stomach growled.

Little White Dragon touched his hungry belly, sighed and said, "I'm hungry, and the hallucinations are getting worse. I actually saw a black dragon that couldn't fit in the room, grinning at me. It's so fierce and scary."

The old man's expression collapsed immediately: "Oh no! What's so scary about me?"

"Uh... Grandpa calm down. I'm not saying that you are scary, I mean that the hallucination I saw was terrible, but I actually know that the hallucination is you. Grandpa is the most gentle, kind and wise in the world in my mind Elder, so I am not afraid of you at all, I just... just feel that the hallucinations I saw are a little scary. Hmm! Yes! That's it!"

elder:"……"

: Ah Zai said seriously that I am not afraid...

: Both calm and crazy.

: Funny, this is the coolest "psychopath" I've ever seen!

: In fact, mental patients living in their own world are generally very calm!

: (Fengfeng sent a congratulatory message) Gentle... Kind... Wisdom...

: (ice cream) gentle... kind... wise...

"Gentleness... Kindness... Wisdom..." The mouth corners of the gluttonous old man sitting on the sofa leaning on a cane twitched, and he questioned his soul: "Also, why aren't you scary?"

When he became a big black dragon and held him down, he, an ancient beast, instantly turned into a cutie, okay? ?

Gollum~

Xiao Bailong rubbed his stomach and sighed: "I don't know why, I feel so hungry, as if I haven't eaten in 18 years..."

After speaking, he walked towards the dining table.

The dining table and sofa are placed in the center of the room, which happens to be the live broadcast.

The anchor, who fans had been looking forward to all night, finally showed up.

: Still a dragon~~

: I thought the host would become a human when the old man snapped his fingers~

: The spell obviously failed, the anchor didn’t turn into a human, and all he saw were monsters~

: Little White Dragon is so delicious~

: So white and milky~

: I want to steal the little dragon cub~

The little boy pulled out the chair.

The little girl handed over the chopsticks.

The two looked cute and cute.

Xiao Bailong stopped in front of the two of them, tilted his head and looked at them for a while, and then showed a mysterious smile: "Sure enough, whether it's a monster or a cat, they were all kawaii when they were young."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his paw and touched the little heads of Taotao and Tie Tie.

In the eyes of the audience, Taotao and Tietie are of course cute girls and boys~!

What they saw was different from what Xiao Bailong saw~

: Are you talking about yourself?

: Don’t forget, you are also a little milk dragon~

: I want to see Xiao Taotie~

: Ahhh, it seems to be from the same perspective as the anchor, looking at Xiao Taotie~

: Lack of imagination, I can't imagine what Taotie looked like when he was a child...

"Master, please dine~" Taotao cutely handed over the chopsticks.

Xiao Bailong sat down, all actions seemed so peaceful and justified.

Looking at the rich delicacies, he couldn't help sighing: "Sure enough, only in dreams can there be so many delicious foods."

: It's not a dream~

: When will you be able to recognize the facts, anchor?

: It doesn't matter if you don't recognize clearly, I like that you are always living in a dream~~

: Dream rationally. (covering mouth and giggling)

Xiao Bailong picked up his rice bowl, ready to eat.

"Wait a minute!" Taotao suddenly pressed the rice bowl.

Little White Dragon: "???"

Taotao smiled: "If you want to eat our luxurious set meal, there are conditions!"

Little White Dragon: "Oh? What rules?"

The two children smiled innocently and romantically.

Taotao smiled: "Food is a gift from God to all living beings. Every piece of meat on the table is the best quality tender meat produced by the animals' hard work. Every vegetable and every grain of rice is It is the hard work of the farmer's uncle. And every dish on the table is the hard work of our chef's uncle to make such an exquisite and hearty breakfast."

Post: "So, it's shameful to waste food!"

Taotao smiled: "Sharing delicious food is the main purpose of our Taotie store for 3000 years, and it is also the foundation of our Taotie store. The price is not important, the important thing is—"

Sticker: "Customers must finish eating!"

Taotao smiled: "If there is one grain of rice left..."

The smiles of the two children suddenly became both sweet and evil...