I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Zixiao Palace is in chaos.

It's a little bit better than No Man's Land Smash Bros.

No man's land is really chaotic, like a chaos among the people, you hit yours, I hit mine.

But in Zixiao Palace, Luo Hu was full of hatred alone!

Except for the few men over there who were dragged down by women.

"Why did I escape here from no man's land, and this place is still in such a mess? Can't Daozu Hongjun stop you?" Ao Xing was bitter in his heart, but he still accepted Nuwa's kindness.

"Hey, no one welcomes us when we come here? What should we do next? Daozu Hongjun won't just let us go on like this?"

Looking at the messy scene, Ao Xing, the only junior in the audience + the second-year boy who has never been harmed by a demon, is very helpless!

I am unfamiliar with the place and don't know what to do, so Ao Xing had to find something to do by himself: "Dear viewers and friends! Very well, Zixiao Palace here has nothing to do with our children, so I plan to introduce you to Zixiao Palace holy place!"

: Holy bit Holy bit!

: Yes yes yes, I am most interested in this!

: Quickly show us who are the fourth saints in Zixiao Palace?

: I heard from Long Zu that there are many saints this year?

: How many holy seats are there this year?

: Who are the newly promoted saints this year?

: There must be no dragon cubs, right?Because you are sitting in your father's seat. (/laugh and cry)

: It’s so touching, there are no dragon cubs in this group of saints, I don’t have to borrow another 5000 years from the sky to wait for the anchor to become a saint.But I feel like I can see a new batch of saints born in my lifetime!

: My ancestor Rahu became holy!Demons get me excited!

: Kill you little devil bastards! (?Д?)＜Die!

Ao Xing flew on the throne.

what.

do not know why.

Sitting on a futon and flying, the b grid seems to be a little bit higher than Yujian flying~

He flew to the front row.

The saint futons in the front row are already in place, and Ao Xing showed them a few times: "This is the saint seat this time, there are a total of..."

Before he finished speaking, the gate of Zixiao Palace suddenly opened slowly.

The dull voice originally couldn't be inserted into the noise of the immortals yelling and killing, but who is the most powerful person here who doesn't listen to all directions?No matter how noisy they are, the sound of a needle falling can arouse their vigilance.

Ao Xing didn't know how to describe this feeling, but he followed the immortals and turned his eyes to the door for the first time.

I saw a pair of boys and girls standing on the left and right of the door, and said neatly: "The Taoist ancestor said, it's getting late, and the fairy families have morning classes tomorrow, so I ordered the two of us to come and lead the fairy families to the dormitory for bed."

Boy boy: "The male fairy, please."

Virgin: "Fairy, please."

It turned out that they were here to take them to the dormitory for bed.

However, at this moment, a black demonic energy swept towards the two children, and Luo Hu turned into a demon: "Call out your Taoist ancestor! I want to ask him, what does it mean to award me the holy seat!"

But unexpectedly, Tong Nan didn't panic, just picked up a formula and said: "Fall."

The black futon immediately overturned!

Luo Hu hangs upside down, tears also hang upside down, the whole demon panicked.

: Damn it!Demon ancestor was brought down with one move?

: As expected of being the boy of Hongjun Taoist ancestor, he can bring down the devil ancestor with one move!Awesome! Awesome!

: Boy... Haotian and Yaochi?

: Wake up!Those are the boys and girls of the older generation. The old saints have all graduated, and the old boys and girls have also graduated, okay?Didn't the old boy become the God of Haotian, and the old girl became the Queen Mother of Yaochi?

: That is indeed graduation!

: Is this a new generation?

: Follow the Taoist ancestor to be a boy and girl, and there are good rewards. After the Jade Emperor abdicates, or the Queen Mother abdicates, these two children will be the next lords of heaven!

: It makes me want to hang out with Daozu. (/saliva)

"It's getting late, all immortals, please come with me, go to bed early, recover your spirits early, and have morning classes tomorrow." The boy said with a deadpan expression.

Who dares to have other opinions at this time?

After seeing Luo Hu was knocked down by one move, the immortals knew how powerful these two boys were, so they didn't dare to mess around any more. The boys and girls are gone.

All the immortals are obedient, only the demon ancestor is hanging upside down.

That taste is very uncomfortable!

Ao Xing looked at Luo Hu sympathetically from a long distance away, because he knew too well what it was like to hang the Holy See upside down, it would be like a big turtle being overturned, and it would be very difficult to turn back!

as well as,

Easy cerebral hemorrhage!

But Luo Hu is Luo Hu after all, and no matter what happens, he will never be the same as Ao Xing. He has no way to turn over. He worked hard and turned the holy seat over...

Tai Ao suppressed it.

Rahu Σ(?д?lll)! !

He was leaning on the chassis of Rahu's holy seat, leaning on his elbows and resting his face on his palms, except that he didn't hold a god-killing gun in his other hand.

"Fuck you, old man! Damn old dragon, don't put your [-] tons of weight on me!" Luo Hu yelled angrily!

Tai Ao: "Oh! You actually know how much I weigh?"

"That's an imaginary number! Who doesn't know that our prehistoric old-timers like to pretend to be aggressive and like to make a bill of one hundred and eight thousand... ∑(￣□￣)!!"

Tai Ao jumped up, sat down on the chassis of the Rahu Holy Throne, and said with a smile: "Imaginary numbers? That's not acceptable! I want accurate numbers! Xiao Luozi, now you can tell me exactly how much I weigh?"

Luo Hu had already been pressed to the ground with his cheek against the ground, and his face was already flushed from the pressure, so he could only struggle to raise his middle finger: "Go to you big... black... dragon... !"

"I've lost weight recently. Really!" Tai Ao said.

Rahu Convex (艹睺色)!

: Longzu: I lost weight.

: Oh hello!Longzu, no matter how much you lose weight, you will still grow for thousands of miles... Huh!Do your great ancestors really regard one hundred and eight thousand as a unit of measurement? ? ?

: After growing up so big, I realized that in the wilderness, one hundred and eight thousand is the real unit of measurement!

: Zulong is one hundred and eight thousand miles long!

: One hundred and eight thousand tons of Zulong!

: The monkey makes a somersault for thousands of miles!

: Chaos bred Pangu for 8000 years!

: Pangu created the world for 8000 years!

: ...Oh my god!A bunch of [-], I said why there are so many [-] in myths and legends, it turns out that [-] is the unit of measurement!

: Like "nine", are they all imaginary numbers? (/laugh and cry)

: Shocked the whole network!It turns out that one hundred and eight thousand is a prehistoric unit!

What a miserable Rahu Demon Ancestor.

Ao Xing expressed sympathy from a distance.

but……

So happy, my father helped me avenge him!

Daddy, Daddy is really Daddy! !

crush him crush him crush him crush him!

Use your weight of one hundred and eight thousand tons to crush him to death! ! !

→Actually, my heart is full of joy!Hahaha!

"Yes!" At this moment, Nu Wa snapped her fingers suddenly, and suddenly turned into a handsome young man, hugging Ao Xing from behind: "Let's go, junior brother, senior brother will take you to bed~(′▽｀)ノ?"

Ao Xing: "?"

Ao Xing∑(￣□￣)!

"Fuck! Are you a woman? You want to share the dormitory with me??!" Ao Xing was shocked

As soon as the words fell, the male, young, and Nu Wa gave direct and caring gazes (one by one): "Call me brother."

Ao Xing Σ(?д?lll)! ! !