I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Along with Ao Xing, there was also the whole network audience.

: Σ(?д?lll)

:My Goddess!

: Damn it!What happened?Goddess turned into a god?

: Don't tell me, Nuwa and Fuxi are actually the same person!

: ... You said earlier that Nuwa and Fuxi are the same person, isn't your imagination too big?

: Help, I'm dying!

: Seeing this scene, King Zhou cried and fainted in the toilet.

: The Fengluan treasure tent is very beautiful, full of ingenious decorations.Ququ Yuanshan emerald color, dancing sleeves Yingxia dress.The pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty, and the peony cage smoke invites charming makeup.But if she is enchanting and can act, she will marry back to Changle to serve the king.

: Those who dare to recite this poem here, don’t die? !

: ... I have always had a doubt, whether it is worth talking about or not?

:?

:speak!

: Heptapods originated in the Northern and Southern Dynasties and prevailed in the Tang Dynasty. May I ask how King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty, who was n years earlier than the Northern and Southern Dynasties, wrote such a good seven-character verse?

: ah this...

:This! ! !

:I see!

: King Zhou turned out to be a time traveler!

: Oh my god!Makes sense!

Even if it is a time traveler, it is definitely the most failed time traveler. In the end, the country cannot be defended, and neither can the beauties...

When Ao Xing was thinking this way, he suddenly found that Nan Nuwa was squinting upwards.

This pose...

"Are you watching the barrage?" Ao Xing asked in horror!

Nuwa (should I change her name to Nanwa??) looked at it, and said blankly, "Well, I'm watching."

Ao Xing Σ(?д?lll)!

Whole network: Σ(?д?lll)!

"Why... why are you still in the Zixiao Palace, and you can still watch the barrage?" Ao Xing asked, goosebumps all over, okay!

Once, Nu Wa destroyed a country for a poem!

Now she sees this poem...

Ao Xing dare not think...

"Although our spiritual consciousness is said to be imprisoned in the Zixiao Palace, we entered the Zixiao Palace through your live broadcast room after all. Your live broadcast room is the connection intermediary between our spiritual consciousness and the golden body, so of course we can See." Nuwa continued to look.

Ao Xing panicked.

The whole network is even more panicked!

"That... Sister Wa... Oh no, senior brother, you won't be angry, right?" Xiaolong asked tremblingly.

Nuwa laughed, "I'm not angry."

Long!

Ao Xing trembled inexplicably!

: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!I suddenly had an earthquake!

: My kl earthquake!

: My qd earthquake!

&nd There was an earthquake!

: Earthquake...!

: There used to be earthquakes at every turn, so it was your fault!

: Nuwa, after all, is the mother of the earth...

Isn't this called anger? ?

Ao Xing has grown up so much, and finally understands a sentence: women are really like the sky in June, they can change as they say!

Nu Wa looked at the bullet screen in the sky, and suddenly said: "Di Xin is indeed a time traveler, a down-and-out poet of the Tang Dynasty who crossed back to the Shang Dynasty. He was unhappy in his own era, and came to the Shang Dynasty. After becoming a great king, he floated away on the spot, and mentioned a seven-character verse in my shrine, and we discovered his identity as a time traveler, so in order to bring history back to the right track, Tiandao ordered to destroy Shang and help Zhou."

Ao Xing was stunned: "This is the truth of history??"

"Yes~" Nuwa hahaha: "Everyone who traverses will be killed!"

Ao Xing: "!"

The whole network:! ! !

: This is what Heaven will do!

: This is the way of heaven!

: I was so scared that I dare not travel again!

: King Zhou... so you died like this!Tiandao bans the traversers, and you dare to expose your identity as a traverser in the Tiandao Saint Palace. (/laugh)

: This cliff is the traverser who dies the fastest after crossing...

"Let's go, let's go see the new dormitory~" Nuwa didn't want to mention the past, she happily pushed Ao Xing's back, and was about to keep up with the male immortal team.

Ao Xing also returned from the topic of King Zhou being a time traveler to the more serious topic: "Wait, wait! You can't do this, right? Are you a woman? How can you enter the boys' dormitory??"

"I'm a man now!" Nuwa was full of confidence!

"This..." Ao Xing felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong? ?

Even the tens of billions of netizens who are watching the broadcast can't tell what's wrong? ? ?

: Did you transform into a man?

: Psychologically not!

: But all the necessary hardware is available...

: By the way, when you gods change gender, what do you think of the software and hardware that did not belong to you?

: No, I want to know more, when you change gender, can those extra hardware or software be used? (/nosebleed)

:I also want to know. (/hey-hey)

: want to know +999

: After transgender, can I still have children?Brother Nuwa? (/wink)

Ao Xing really wants to know about the questions raised by these netizens!

"Wa, Sister Wa... No no, Master, Brother!" Why are these two words so awkward to pronounce?

Ao Xing looked at the bullet screen floating in the sky, and asked the person behind him who pushed him: "You have become like this, that...cough cough! Can you fall in love with a girl?"

Wa Ge replied: "Yes!"

Ao Xing: "Wow!"

Whole Network: Wow!

Girlfriend on the Internet: Nuwa, Nuwa, look here, I want to fall in love with you!

"Then, that, can that have children?" Ao Xing was actually more curious about this question!

Audience on the Internet: I am also curious about this question!

Wa Ge haha: "Your father can make babies out of air, and I... can too!"

"Wow!" Ao Xing suddenly opened up a new worldview!

:Wow!

The audience on the whole network also opened up a new world view!

: Nuwa, look here, I want to give birth to you!

: Confess my love, brother Wa~ Meme~

: King Zhou: Did I destroy the country because of such a human monster? ? ?

: Fuxi is on his way with a 40-meter sword!

: A 40-meter broadsword is not enough, let's borrow one from Styx Patriarch on the spot!

"What's the matter with the pause in the middle? Can you really do it?" Ao Xing wondered.

Brother Wa smiled: "That's right... yes!"

Double pause again!

Are you sure you can? ?

Xiaolong Cub seems to understand this problem, but unfortunately, he is not a daughter, so he cannot show himself to prove this problem.

and many more……

He seems to be able to transform too!

But wait...

He wants to become a girl, fall in love with Nuwa who has become a man, and then conceive and have a child in October...

Ouch!

Why is this question so strange? ?

Ao Xing's face turned red!

"Little brother, what are you thinking? Are you blushing like this?" Nuwa asked with a smile.

"No, it's nothing!" Ao Xing came back to his senses, Nuwa had almost pushed him to the gate of Zixiao Palace: "Wait, why do I feel that you are pushing a stroller now? Σ(⊙v⊙)!"

Although Nuwa's current gender is confusing, Ao Xing still noticed other problems!

What's the difference between Wa Ge's actions and those mothers who push their baby carriages out to walk their babies in the setting sun? ?

Brother Wa laughed: "You are still a baby~"

"I'm not!" Ao Xing said!

: Yes, the host is not!

: The anchor body has matured! (/smirk)

: Sister Wa, you transformed into the men's dormitory, what do you want to do to the host? (/funny)

: Nuwa: I just want to be a dragon man!

: Let go of that mature little dragon man!let me!

Ao Xing looked at the barrage... Even if he didn't look at the barrage, he still had a feeling that his chastity was about to be lost.

And the weirdest thing is,

He still couldn't tell whether what he was going to lose was the chastity in the front or the back...

Go crazy!

until--

The boy who led the way stopped the two of them, especially Nuwa!

"Fairy, please go over there."