I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Yes, the first thing to do when you join a Western religion is to shave your head first!

If you don't shave your head, how can you call yourself a member of the Western religion?

But the audience perked up.

: Buddha, when you founded the religion, how hard did you think about it, and you wanted all disciples to shave their heads... If your Western religion didn't have this rule, maybe someone would be willing to receive your experience card today!

: It is said that the west teaches shaving hair practice, which means "six roots are clean".

: Harm, can't you practice with your hair?

: I want to see the anchor's bald Yazi! (#^.^#)

Ao Xing suddenly came back to his senses, and rejected the demands of netizens with righteous words: "I will try my best to satisfy your demands. But you can't touch my hair! I am a good-looking anchor!"

:Uh……

: It turns out that our anchor is a good-looking anchor, I just found out!

"I made my debut because of my looks!" Ao Xing said seriously, "When I first started doing live broadcasts, I was known as the number one beauty anchor on Miaozhuo.com, don't you guys know that?"

:do not know.

: The old fan said, just blow it up!Your five elements belong to water, so you can't be hot in the first place!

: (Meow Claw.com) This website also stated that you are actually a funny anchor.

: Anchor, the Internet has memories. You used to be mediocre, but your current appearance is all thanks to the blessing of immortality, so you can become the number one handsome anchor on Miaozhuo.com!

: Don't embarrass the anchor, a bald head is a test of appearance, if the facial features are not good enough, shaving your head will show your true nature!

: That's as good as the live broadcast Guan Meiyan!

: Having said that, I want to see the anchor with a bald head even more!

: Come on, anchor!Received the Western Teaching Experience Card to prove to everyone that you can definitely play with your good looks!

"Impossible! If you want to see my bald head, it is absolutely impossible to see it in this life!" Ao Xing nodded righteously.

Luo Hu and Zhao Gongming beside him also nodded.

For cultivation, why bother with hairstyles?

"Come on, Zai Zai, put these cards away." Suddenly, Ao Xing's eyes lit up!

I don't know who it was, anyway, I saw a brain gate no less than a 48-watt light bulb appearing on my chest, and stuffed a stack of cards into Ao Xing's pocket with familiarity.

But when this person raised his head, Ao Xing was suffocated instantly when he saw this familiar face!

Because the bald monk who raised his head was none other than——

his dad!

: Longzu, you...! ! !

: The most handsome monk in history!

: May I ask if the Western Church still issues experience cards?I want! (/nosebleed)

: Your father is your father...

: Anchor: Don't you want to see my bald head!

: Already seen.

: Read √

: Long Zu is bald = the anchor is bald.

: Yes, yes, Longzu has already used a Western religion experience card to help the anchor prove that the anchor is indeed the most handsome anchor on Miaozhuo.com!

: So handsome brother Buddha~(/drool)

And this old man who is always on the front line of joining in the fun is now actively stuffing his son's pocket——

"Here are Asura experience cards, Phoenix experience cards, unicorn experience cards, monster experience cards... In short, I will help you get the experience cards issued by all the tribes here. As for things like this, the more the better, get one more It’s not a disadvantage, and it’s not a disadvantage if you take one less, so let’s put them away first!” Tai Ao Sai finished his hand.

: Grand Slam!Really grand slam!

: Grand Slam of Ten Thousand Races Experience Card!

: Daddy~

"Seeing that you are all upgrading to permanent just now, so I also went to upgrade a v with the issuers of these cards just now. Everyone gave me face and gave you an unlimited time card upgrade." Tai Ao said again.

: Dear father!

: Congratulations to the host, and the Unlimited Time Trial Card!

: These anchors are amazing, in the future, you can be whatever clan you want to be!

"Long Zu, here is another card..." Poor Tathagata weakly handed out a card again.

Ao Xing, Luo Hu, and Zhao Gongming said without even thinking about it: "It is impossible to experience it! It is possible to experience baldness in this life!"

"You're welcome. Isn't there a saying in the world that when I become bald, I also become stronger!" Saying so, Tai Ao took three cards from the poor Tathagata and distributed them all to Ao Xing, Luo Hu, and Zhao In the hands of Gongming and the three of them.

Ao Xing became bald.

Rahu became bald.

Zhao Gongming became bald.

All tears!

: Anchor: Don't you want to see my bald head!

: Anchor: I became bald and stronger.

: I became bald, but also stronger! (+99)

: Long Zu nonsense!I'm bald too, but why haven't I seen that I've become stronger? (/angry)

: Because you are middle-aged hair loss! ↑

However, to the surprise of the audience, the Tathagata at the scene was even more excited than them——

"The Demon Ancestor has become a Buddha! The Demon Ancestor has become a Buddha!!"

"My God! Since the establishment of Western religion 3000 years ago, my master (Amitabha Buddha) and I have been dreaming every day. We want to teach the demon ancestor, let him put down the butcher knife, and become a Buddha immediately!"

"But that's just a dream! Even if you think about it, you know it's impossible!"

"How can we juniors do what Dao ancestors can't do!"

"But today! He really became a Buddha!"

The Tathagata excitedly pointed to the bald Rahu and said!

Hearing the Tathagata Buddha's excited words, everyone in Zixiao Palace couldn't help turning their heads to look.

When they saw Rahu's bald head, golden cassock, and dignified appearance, they finally clapped their hands after being shocked for just three seconds.

The applause is getting more and more intense!

It was so intense that I almost smashed my palms!

: Common enemy of the Three Realms, the biggest devil → Luo Hu!

: I'll go, the demon ancestor became a Buddha, you are so moved!

: Demon Ancestor, you have committed too many crimes and harmed countless big bosses in the Three Realms, that's why such a touching scene happened!

: Congratulations to the practitioners of the Three Realms, from now on you don't have to worry about being troubled by demons anymore!

: Congratulations to the big guys for getting out of the sea of ​​suffering and practicing smoothly!

: The demon ancestor became a Buddha, and there will be no more demons in the world from now on!

:No!My demon ancestor! ! !

: Is Mo Zu also holding an unlimited time experience card? (/laugh and cry)

: Doesn’t the experience card become invalid if it is torn off?

:Seems……

: As long as I pay attention to the appearance of the three?Three bald-headed certifications, good looks!

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi qwq) My Majesty ahhhhhhhhhhh...(⊙x⊙;)!

But unexpectedly, Rahu, who became a Buddha, didn't want to tear off the experience card and restore the magic body.

Instead, the face is full of Buddha nature, the treasure is solemn, and the expression is indifferent. He raised his palms and said a Buddha's name to the Tathagata: "Amitabha, from today onwards, I am a Buddhist. Please teach me a lot, brother Tathagata." .”

"Ah!" Rulai's heart seemed to be hit by an arrow!He couldn't help but shouted: "Master! Master! Did you hear that? The Demon Patriarch has become a Buddha!"

After finishing speaking, he disappeared excitedly, probably to go to his master, Amitabha sage, to announce the good news!