I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Tathagata left for a long time before Ao Xing came back to his senses and couldn't help touching his new hairstyle.

It is very strange, logically speaking, he should be very resistant to the bald look, but for some reason, his heart is extremely peaceful at the moment, and he can't help raising his palms, and said the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."

: what?Why did the anchor accept the new hairstyle so quickly?

: Into the play in a second?

: The anchor accepted her new hairstyle so quickly?

: One second into the play, the anchor has good acting skills!

At this time, Tai Ao took out another threaded wig cap and put it on for Ao Xing. This time, it was exactly the same as the statue of Buddha placed in the hall.

Luo Hu turned his head to look, and couldn't help but take off the wig cap on Ao Xing's head after Tai Ao let go, and put it on secretly by himself.

: Mazu, you...? ? ? ! ! !

: As expected of you! !

But in the next second, Tai Ao grabbed the bag and slapped it on the head: "If you want a wig, you can buy it yourself. A certain treasure is nine yuan and nine free shipping! Don't come to take advantage of my son!"

:⊙▽⊙!

: It turned out to be a wig? ?

: I've always been curious, don't all monks shave their heads?Why does the Buddha have hairstyles on his head?Now I understand that what Buddha wears are all wigs!

: (Little monk of Lingyin Temple) Don't slander my Buddha!I am not wearing a wig!They are called meat buns!

: What is a meat bun?

:do not know.

Luo Hu blushed with embarrassment: "Didn't this, this, this monk say to refrain from anger and anger? Why do you still beat people?"

"Because I took..." Tai Ao showed his experience card, which has a golden monkey printed on it: "The experience card of fighting against Buddha is the only Buddha in Western religion who has a license to fight. It is justified to beat people. The Buddha is more reasonable. Amitabha!"

Luo Hu embarrassment!

: ⊙▽⊙, I just found out now that Brother Hou is the only Buddha in Western religion who has a license to fight...

:I go!Fighting requires a fighting license? ? ?

: After all, it is a Western religion...

: It turns out that the experience card also has a designated object experience card!

: What Longzu got was Brother Monkey's experience card, whose experience card did the anchor get?

: Hitting people is justified yyds!

: My monkey brother is justified in beating people, hahaha!It really deserves to be the former superidol of the Three Realms!Even Western religions issue special licenses for beating people! (/laugh)

: Longzu really knows how to choose cards.

: Whose experience card did the anchor get?

: Am I the only one who is still struggling with the fact that Buddha wears wigs? ?

After being reminded by netizens, Ao Xing quickly looked down at his experience card.

There is a small dark pattern on the experience card, the dark pattern cannot be seen from the front, but if it is deflected, after the refraction of sunlight, it can be seen that it is the image of an ancient lamp.

: Burning Buddha!

: The three major Buddhas taught in the West, representing the past, present, and future, the ancient lamp-burning Buddha, Tathagata Buddha, and Maitreya Buddha!

: Longzu's card selection is a show. It must be because the ancient Buddha of the lamp has 24 Dinghai God beads in his hand, which is related to the dragon clan, so he chose the card of the ancient Buddha of the lamp for the anchor!

:right! ?

"Hahaha!" Zhao Gongming smiled and showed his experience card: "I am Maitreya Buddha One Day Experience Card!"

: Maitreya Buddha always smiles!

: Laughing often, laughing at the ridiculous people in the world, able to tolerate things that are hard to tolerate in the world. ——Maitreya Buddha is also very suitable for my little brother!

: My little brother often says that kindness makes money, which is indeed very suitable for Maitreya Buddha.

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi) Huh, fortunately, it is a one-day experience card...

: Why does the little brother have a one-day experience card in his hands, but the anchor has an unlimited time experience card? ?

Not to mention that Zhao Gongming is holding a one-day experience card, even Luo Hu is holding a one-day experience card.

He lowered his head to check the experience card of a big man from the West that he had received.

The dark pattern on the card is bamboo.

bamboo?

Who is Bamboo?

Luo Hu tilted his head and thought for a long time, and finally figured out——

"I'll go! It's Avalokitesvara! That neither man nor woman!"

: Guanyin: Are you polite?

: Avalokitesvara: If you say that, people will be angry! (╯^╰)

: In Western religions, men are Buddhas and women are Bodhisattvas, only Guanyin... cough cough!

: Congratulations to Mo Zu for getting the Shemale Card!

: Longzu did a great job!

"Don't say that, people only have bisexual appearances, how can they say they are neither male nor female? You don't know how rare it is for a god who can have both sexes at the same time!" Tai Ao took out two more wigs, Ask: "A top of nine yuan, do you want it?"

Luo Hu was still hesitating, but Zhao Gongming had already made the move with a smile: "I want it!"

Tai Ao^-^: "Scan code or cash?"

: Longzu is really getting more and more modernized, ↑

Zhao Gongming took out his mobile phone: "Scan the code."

Luo Hu also quickly took out his phone.

With two beeps, Tai Ao has successfully received two orders.

Zhao Gongming and Luo Hu also successfully put on wigs.

At this time, Luo Hu couldn't help muttering: "They gave me the Guanyin Bodhisattva experience card, why don't you give me the beautiful hair of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

: So obsession or hair? (/laugh and cry)

: Could it be said that the male aspect of Guanyin Bodhisattva is actually bald? ? ?

: Hey, all of a sudden, I really want to see Guanyin Bodhisattva's bald head!

: So did Guanyin Bodhisattva live in the female dormitory or the male dormitory in the end?

: I went to live in the female dormitory.

: I envy these gods who can freely choose dormitories...

: I also envy...

"Fortunately, I didn't conjure Maitreya Buddha's big belly!" Zhao Gongming was very lucky!

: Is the God of Wealth afraid of getting a beer belly in middle age?

: (I'm Tianting Zhang Papi) Of course I'm afraid, after all, there are a lot of entertainment in business, and I'm afraid that I'll lose my shape if I drink too much...

: Oh oh oh!

Ao Xing touched his wig and didn't quite understand: "The person who issued the card to us just now is Tathagata Buddha, right? Why do I feel that his hair grows so real? Why do I take his experience card? But it doesn't grow out. His hair?"

"Because the Buddha is a meat bun." Zhao Gongming Science said: "The basic principle pursued by Western religions is to keep the six roots clean, and this hair is the symbol of the six roots. Get rid of the six roots. The Buddhas are actually bald, but their Western cultivation methods will make them grow meat buns. You think those are hairs, but they are actually meat."

Ao Xing∑(⊙▽⊙): "Meat!!!"

:Shock!It turns out that the Buddha's head is not hair, but flesh!

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*Because I am afraid of involving religion, so from now on the book will only talk about Western religions, and no real religions will appear. (I'm afraid of harmony!)

*Western religion's current character relationship——

*The Second Saint of the West (founder): [Ailian said] Amitabha, who used to be named Jieyin; [that bunch of grapes] Patriarch Bodhi, who used to be named Zhunti.

*Because the time background in the book is modern, of course the two are written with their current names.

*Disciples of Amitabha Buddha: Burning Lamps, Tathagata, Maitreya, etc.

* Tathagata's great disciple: Jin Chanzi.

*Disciple of Bodhi Patriarch: Sun Wukong.

*Sun Wukong: I was so damn meow that I was downgraded later? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

*The Journey to the West group is of course taught by the West!