I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

: (Little monk of Lingyin Temple) Look!I said it was a meat bun!

Ao Xing was shocked, the curls on Tathagata's head were not hair but flesh!

(Inside: I suddenly have intensive phobia, do you have it?!)

While arranging his wig, Zhao Gongming explained with a smile: "Yes. The West teaches them that good deeds done in practice will be turned into a bun. The more good deeds you do, the better the bun. The more the thicker, it is a symbol of good fortune and a symbol of strength, so in the Western world, don't provoke those Buddhas with "a lot of hair", or they will die miserably."

"So that's how it is!" Ao Xing nodded quickly, and vowed to make a detour if he saw those Western believers in cassocks but with thick hair in the future!

: The Western religion didn't mean that I became stronger as well as I became bald?

: It is agreed that if I become bald, I will also become stronger?The West taught you that you don’t follow common sense? ? !

: Western religion can not provoke a lot of... Okay!I now understand why the monkey is fighting against the Buddha!

: Brother Monkey is covered in hair all over...

: Brother Hou's hair volume is said to be the second in Western religions, no one dares to say that he is the first! (/laugh and cry)

: All of a sudden, Brother Hou's hair is full of threads...

: Eliminate!What are you thinking about!

: curly monkey...

:Hahaha!Brother Monkey, just tell me, did you evolve into a curly monkey after you entered the Western religion? ?

The dark Sun Wukong, who was carrying the stick in the distance, smiled coldly, and said in a deep voice, "Look at me, where is it?"

: Σ(?д?lll)!

: Sorry to bother you!

: Hurry up, hurry up!

: (The barrage above Sun Wukong's head was instantly wiped out)

"Then why didn't I grow his meat bun while I was holding the Tathagata Buddha's experience card?" Ao Xing muttered, touching his bald head under the wig.

Zhao Gongming laughed: "We only got the experience card, and it's not a real Buddha. Without the Buddha's penance, of course we can't make that kind of meat bun. So let's wear a wig and cosplay well!"

"Hmm." Ao Xing sighed, "I thought I could become a Tathagata if I got the Tathagata Buddha's experience card!"

Harmful!

Tathagata is now the master of Western religion!

He thought he could live the addiction of being a master!

"Don't think about it, it's just an experience card." Zhao Gongming laughed: "But Long Zu is really powerful, we only issued ordinary experience cards, and he actually got an identity experience card, 666!"

When Tai Ao heard someone mentioning him, he immediately bared his big white teeth: "That's a must, big brothers from all walks of life are very generous to me, hahaha!"

: Group favorite of the Three Realms → Dragon Ancestor.

: It's a real hammer, the favorite of the Three Realms!

: Are you sure that Long Zu is the favorite of the group...? ? ?

"So I don't understand," Zhao Gongming asked, "Why didn't you experience the immortals, Longzu, but the Buddha first?"

"Experiencing the magic is also fine!" Luo Hu immediately handed out an experience card to Tai Ao. It was originally a normal card, but after passing it in front of Tai Ao, a dark pattern was added and it became a dark magic spear. Wen——Luo Hu actually handed out his identity experience card!

: Sure enough, the three big bosses dote on the anchor father and son! !

: Group favorite anchor, I can understand.But the group favorite Dragon Ancestor... are you sure? ? ?

Although Luo Hou showed his favor so much, Tai Ao politely refused: "Thank you, no need."

: How can you refuse!

: The demon experience card is the dark wind, how cool and cool it is!Longzu, how can you refuse?

: The Great Black Dragon of Extermination, you are so embarrassed to reject the Demon Tribe Experience Card?

: yysy, Long Zu, you should belong to the Demon Realm.

"I have been a fairy and a demon before, but I have never been a Buddha, so of course I have to experience the feeling of being a Buddha!" ​​Tai Ao smiled with his hands on his hips.

The buling of the bare head flashed!

Luo Hu 囧: "When did you become a demon!!"

: People set bad reviews!

: You took the experience card with the most hair in the West, but you turned out to be bald? ?

: I suspect that Longzu took the experience card of the Western religion just to experience the feeling of being bald!

:agree! ↑

Ao Xing: "You're talking nonsense, you clearly showed a wave of transcendence before, what is it if it's not Buddhism?"

Tai Ao said: "That's right, that's the Dharma, not a Buddha. I just practiced their common basic spells, and I didn't practice their penance, so I'm not a Buddha."

Then wiped away tears and said: "Is it easy for me to earn a little money for milk powder in those years?!"

Ao Xingjiu!

: In those years, in order to earn some money for milk powder, Long Zu did all kinds of jobs in any industry...

: In the end, I earned enough money for milk powder, but the egg still didn't break! (/funny)

:puff!Brother in front, you are going to laugh at me to death! ↑

when!

Broken clock, try to strike yourself!

Hongjun's voice came from a distance from the hall: "My dear, do you still remember that it's morning class time?"

With a whimper, just listening to the wind, the next second, the apprentices in the hall had already sat down neatly.

Fairies and demons are distinct, and the impression is very good.

Ao Xing was stunned for a moment.

Until Tai Ao coughed and said in a low voice: "Xiao Ming is gone, why haven't you left yet?"

Zhao Gongming left? ?

Ao Xing turned his head in surprise.

It was really empty around me!

Where Zhao Gongming stood just now, there is no shadow now!

Damn, he actually took his seat and didn't take him with him!

Ao Xing, take your seat quickly!

But it's too late!

A cloud of calamity floated over his head...

boom!

It was so sudden!

: The anchor is struck by lightning every day...

: Too bad, this is already the second time today!

"If this child is hacked again, he will probably be upgraded." Even Luo Hu couldn't help but say that since he got the Western Teaching experience card, he has become a lot more kind.

Tai Ao nodded.

And Hongjun on the podium couldn't help criticizing severely: "Student Ao Xing! Today, you are not only late for the second time, but also unable to return to your seat on time for the second time! I hope you can firmly remember today's lesson, don't This is the third time this has happened!"

"Ahem!" Ao Xing coughed out a puff of smoke, and quickly admitted his mistake: "I know, I promise it won't be like this tomorrow!"

"If there is a next time, the divine punishment will not be as light as it is now! It will only become more serious every time!" Hongjun said sternly!

"Hmm!" Ao Xing nodded quickly!

"Go back to your seat." Hongjun said.

Ao Xing quickly slipped back to his seat.

As soon as I sat down, I heard the teacher Hongjun Daozu sighing and criticizing: "Student Ao Xing is really the student who makes the most mistakes I have ever seen. It is really out of line, it is the second day of school, and I haven't remembered the day. Rule 6666! Otherwise, I wouldn’t have made so many mistakes... Alas! How can I make you remember God..."

Before Hongjun finished speaking, a girl suddenly shouted from the sky: "Shrink the ground into an inch!"

Hongjun Σ(?д?lll)!

Everyone Σ(⊙-⊙)! ! !

The number one sage in the Dao of Heaven, just... just sat on his head by a girl who descended from the sky.

And the first thing the girl did when she opened her eyes was to look around.

When she saw the familiar classmates of Mandian, she couldn't help showing a look of joy, and danced on Hongjun's head: "Successful! Successful! I finally succeeded once! I finally successfully teleported to Zixiao In the palace! Oh yeah!"

Everyone: "..."

: Students who are even more out of line come. ↑