I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

: Daozu: People are on the podium, and the pot comes from the sky.

:666!Daozu was headshot!

: A 17-year-old young girl, sitting on Daozu's head!

: Luohu, Styx, etc. cast envious glances together, and called the young girl you are the sixth child!

: Daozu must have never thought that one day he would be shot in the head by someone!

:666!If this little fairy does not die today, I will be her lifelong believer!Build three thousand temples for her!

: The unknown little fairy in the prehistoric age became famous instantly!

: I thought it was outrageous for the anchor to eat twice in a row, but I didn’t expect to be half an hour late for Daozu’s morning class, this is really outrageous!

:right!It's okay to be late consecutively, but if you're 30 minutes late, it's even more excessive!

However, the girl didn't have the slightest idea of ​​being late. Instead, she was very happy and danced excitedly: "I succeeded! I finally arrived at Zixiao Palace!"

It wasn't until he saw the watch that his face changed drastically: "I'm half an hour late? It's over!"

she looked up...

That's right!

If you are late, you will be struck by lightning!

And a small dark cloud has settled over her head...

boom!

"Woo..." Just as the tribulation thunder fell, the girl covered her face in horror, and instinctively shrank her body. However, a miracle happened, and the sky thunder bypassed the little chicken on top of her head, turning into two , down the sides of the body...

boom!

It exploded to Hongjun under her.

Hongjun tpan t!

: What did Daozu do wrong...?

: It turns out that the number one sage in the Dao of Heaven will also be struck by lightning...

: I have to grit my teeth to endure the catastrophe set by myself.

The whole audience is in awe!

After Tianlei passed, the girl breathed a sigh of relief like the rest of her life after a catastrophe: "Huh, I'm fine again! Fortunately, I have you!"

The last sentence, she said to the little chicken above her head.

But there was a voice from below: "Ahem!"

"?!" The girl realized that there was still a person under her buttocks, and stood up quickly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I just learned to shrink the ground to inches, and I can't control the landing point... Teacher Hongjun? Σ(⊙ ▽⊙)!!!”

"Cough cough..." Hongjun coughed twice, choking out two mouthfuls of black smoke: "It's okay, it's the first time I've been struck by lightning too..."

: So that's why you cough twice?

: Children, do you have a lot of question marks? ? ?

: Then chop it again!

Hongjun coughed another puff of cigarette, and said to the girl: "Go down, remember, don't be late again."

"Yeah, thank you teacher!" Looking at Hongjun's miserable appearance again, Mengmeng couldn't help but say, "I'm sorry!"

Then he hurried off the stage.

The posture of trotting was like running for his life. He didn't want to stay by the victim's side for one more second, so he could give him more condolences!

Huh!

: A new emoticon package appeared: Quickly slip.jpg!

Ao Xing just stared dumbfounded at the neighbor's classmate Mengmeng running over. After she was seated, he finally couldn't help giving her two thumbs up and said: "666!"

Mengmeng glanced at him...

Σ(?д?lll)!

He was immediately taken aback by his new look.

Full screen 666!

"It's time for class, everyone be quiet! Don't post barrage!" Teacher Hongjun said.

The bullet screen is instantly emptied!

Teacher Hongjun's online class, if you don't concentrate on listening, you will be struck by lightning!

Mengmeng looked around wonderingly, and muttered, "What barrage...?"

"No way, can't you see the barrage?" Ao Xing was even more strange than her. All the immortals in Zixiao Palace would watch the barrage, but couldn't she see it?

But Mengmeng shook her head with a blank look on her face, definitely not lying!

"No way? Everyone comes to school along the network cable, don't you?" Ao Xing was surprised.

Mengmeng shook her head again: "No, I came here on foot."

Ao XingΣ(⊙a⊙)!

This is very surprising!

In Zixiao Palace, there are actually people walking like him? !

Could it be that……?

Ao Xing quickly took out the admission notice and asked her, "Then do you have this?"

Mengmeng glanced at it, and it was even more strange: "Don't you have to have this to go to school here?"

"No! They all entered the school accidentally!" But through this passage, Ao Xing confirmed that Mengmeng, like himself, is practicing in the physical body!

Others: Spiritual consciousness came across, forced to practice!

Only the two of them are in the flesh!

There are actually people in this world who, like me, have received admission notices!

"Hey, little brother!" A strange voice came from the side.

Ao Xing was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head, only to realize that it was Donghuang Taiyi's own daughter Xiao Jinwu who was calling him.

"You call me little brother? You're younger than me!" Ao Xing laughed and was annoyed.

Little Jinwu said: "You are brother Zhulong's younger brother, I call you younger brother, what's wrong?"

"Then you have to become my sister-in-law first before you can call me brother!" Ao Xing couldn't help teasing.

"Don't talk about this. That's right! Where did you go last night? Also, did you see your elder brother? He went to look for you last night. Why didn't you come back when you came back?" Little Jinwu asked worriedly.

Only then did Ao Xing realize that little Jinwu's face was full of worry, which was completely different from the usual state of an angry bird.

And the position of Zhu Jiuyin next to him was also empty.

"Didn't my brother come to school? I didn't see him last night!" Ao Xing said.

Little Golden Crow opened his mouth, just about to say something...

boom!

boom!

boom!

Sanwa leads thunder!

All tears!

Mengmeng used to hold her head and cry with her body curled up: "If I had known this place was such a scary place, I would not have come here! Woooooo..."

On the podium, Teacher Hongjun was very calm: "Now open the textbook, let's talk about something simple today-the origin of Taoism."

textbook?

Where are the textbooks?

Ao Xing never received any textbooks!

However, as Hongjun's voice fell, a book, pen, ink, paper and inkstone appeared on everyone's desktop, which seemed to be a class.

The book turns pages automatically.

Teacher Hongjun began to give a lecture.

Ao Xing glanced at the book...

[Taoist, the ultimate truth of psychic power; Dharma, the subtlety of change...]

[The first wood is thunder and a big tree, the second wood is wind and flowers, the sun of Binghuo is film and television, and Dinghuo...]

Σ(?д?lll)!

what is this!

On the second day of school, the first day of class, Ao Xing suffered a critical blow in his studies!

That is--

He can't understand!

He can't even understand the text, let alone those seals!

Those sigils are even more... all of them have strange bones, seemingly complex and changeable, but in fact they seem to be a painting in one stroke!

the most important is……

They know Ao Xing, but Ao Xing doesn't know them...

He flipped through several pages in disbelief, only to realize that there were more symbols than words in the entire book!

What do you think? ?

I can't even understand with my hands, let alone the class taught by Teacher Hongjun...

To Ao Xing, what Teacher Hongjun taught was like this: "￥%@￥#&..."

At once,

Quite scientific.

⊙v⊙

This must be because he has just started practicing, so he can't understand it!

It's ok.

In this classroom, there are two preschool children, and they probably don't understand either.

Ao Xing smiled and turned his head...

Little Golden Crow frantically wrote.

Mengmeng took notes hard.

Ao Xing Σ(?д?lll)!

Only he can't understand? ? ?