I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"It's time, get out of class is over!" Daozu Hongjun closed his textbook and disappeared on the podium.

The whole class, relax for a second.

Even the online students are relaxed.

:Can't understand……

:Can't understand……

:Can't understand……

:Do you understand?

:what!How is it possible to understand?

: Listening to Mr. Hongjun's words is like listening to a word. (/laugh and cry)

: This kind of class has no pre-school foundation, so I really can't understand it!

: I found that the anchor is just like me, and I can't understand it at all. (/funny)

: It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, I got the Zixiao Palace textbook, I will go to check the information and study by myself, a little bit~

Can't you?

get out of class is over, Ao Xing can finally relax, lying on the table, holding his head, suspecting that a dragon is born!

Why can a child who is just a week old understand, but he can't understand a word?

Row!

Even if they come from a famous family (Tai Yi & Geng Chen), their parents are genetically strong and talented, so they can understand...

Then why even the idiot who can't shrink the ground by an inch or a meter understands it?

A certain dragon cub who has been gifted and intelligent since he was a child, and was easily admitted to a doctoral student in Qingbei really doubts that a dragon is born!

"This class...do you really understand?" Ao Xing finally couldn't help it, and turned to ask Mengmeng, the worst student in his imagination.

(*Ao Xing thinks so in his heart...)

(*I'm still a cub, it doesn't matter if I don't understand.)

(*I may be the second to last in the class.)

(*Mengmeng, who hadn’t memorized 10 pages in the previous day + shrunk to an inch and couldn’t shrink even 1 meter, should be the last one!)

(*result……)

(*why?)

(*The dragon cub is not convinced!)

Mengmeng closed the textbook, turned her head, and shook her head with her mouth curled up: "I don't really understand, but fortunately, I have practiced Taoism since I was a child, so I can barely follow it. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, you can write it down first, and then go back slowly." Do your research!"

Ao Xing: "..."

→ This dragon can't even take notes!

Perhaps cultivating the Tao requires a postdoctoral degree...! !

"By the way, you just said, what is it about crawling along the network cable to go to school?" Mengmeng asked.

He still wants to ask: "How did you get here?"

"I just followed the map on the admission notice and walked into an alley. I saw a teleportation array and teleported here." Mengmeng said seriously: "I was scared to death when I came here. There are all kinds of monsters and ghosts. Scared me." Kill me!"

Ao Xing was puzzled: "Obviously there are more gods, why don't you see gods?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a demonized monkey ran over behind Ao Xing, and immediately after, another three-eyed man chased him: "Monkey don't run away! Let's compare 72 again!"

"Monkey, give back my husband's life!" Another large number of Journey to the West enemies chased and killed them.

And these people are full of immortality...but none of them are doing fairy things!

: Brother Monkey, you will always be the most beautiful boy in this prehistoric world...

: Emma, ​​Brother Hou traveled westward and made countless enemies!

: From chasing after no man's land to Zixiao Palace, these Journey to the West enemies are also awesome!

: In the end, the monkey and all the little characters of Journey to the West became quasi-sages, and then, a new prehistoric era began...!

: Do you think the story of Journey to the West is over?No!He has a sequel! (/laugh and cry)

: Saying that you have escaped into Buddhism, does it mean to let go of all the grievances and grievances in the world?

: When I was young, I watched TV dramas, and after seeing those bad guys with blood on their hands shaved their heads and became monks, the enemies gave up their revenge, and I thought it was outrageous... Now I understand, hatred is useless if you just let it go, don’t Talent will not let go just because you become a Buddha!

: Not to mention Tathagata Buddha, Daoist Hongjun is present, and this Westward Journey hatred cannot be resolved!

: Why did Brother Monkey run away?Are you still afraid of these defeated generals?

The demonized monkey ran and shouted: "I have become a Buddha! Don't kill!!!!!"

: Σ(￣□￣)!

: Monkey, the most beautiful boy in Journey to the West!

When the cloud of gunpowder smoke rushed out of the gate of Zixiao Palace, Ao Xing came back to his senses and coughed helplessly: "Some gods really look like demons and ghosts..."

:monkey: are you polite?

: Yang Jian: Are you polite?

: Zhu Bajie: Are you polite?

: All kinds of immortals who are not like immortals: Are you polite?

:...

: But there is one thing to say, today they are indeed not gods...

: Laugh and cry!

"By the way, why did you shave your hair today? Are you going to practice Buddhism?" Mengmeng asked: "Or, Zixiao Palace just started to divide subjects? I was 30 minutes late, did I miss the class division?" Huh? I want to choose to become an immortal, but is it too late?"

"Aren't you a fairy?" Ao Xing wondered.

Mengmeng: "Uh..."

This little girl is mysterious, as if she has some secret.

"It doesn't matter if I'm not a fairy race, I also want to make friends with some other races occasionally." Ao Xing took out a stack of experience cards from his pocket and showed them to Mengmeng: "There is no division of subjects, we went to memorize them yesterday." At the time of Tiangui, they suddenly developed identity experience cards. The demons and ghosts you see today are all gods who have received demon experience cards; and those who look like gods, especially those who like to wear white clothes, are actually Demons and ghosts have taken the experience card of the fairy clan!"

Mengmeng 囧: "Can it still be like this?!"

Ao Xing was helpless: "There is no way, the demon ancestor Luohu has a demon experience card with hair, so I can really experience it."

Inner os: The dead devil, wants to cause chaos in the world all day long!

Mengmeng was taken aback Σ(?д?lll): "Mazu Luohu??!"

"Yeah, you still don't know Demon Ancestor Luohu?" Ao Xing couldn't laugh or cry, this walking person is really different from those crawling along the network cable, he doesn't know anyone.

Ao Xing explained: "Didn't you say that the first day you arrived, you saw the mess here? Anyway, it was Luo Hu who was chased and beaten by everyone that day."

"But the one who was chased and beaten just now is obviously a monkey!" Mengmeng said in surprise.

Ao Xing: "That's Monkey King. Those who chase him are all enemies they made during the Journey to the West."

Cute Σ(⊙▽⊙)!

: Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

:Hahaha!Here is a little fairy who can't see the barrage!So cute!

: She can't see us, but we can see her! (/funny)

: Little Fairy: I just came to study, why are all those mythical characters my classmates? ! (/funny)

"By the way." Ao Xing was very generous to this new friend: "Yesterday you stayed in the hall with me to recite the rules of the sky to the end, but you didn't get a card. It's a pity. Why don't you pick a few and experience other races?" happiness?"

"Can I?" Mengmeng was pleasantly surprised.

: The anchor is really generous.

: Those who have the Ten Thousand Races Experience Card will be extravagant! (/great)

"Okay, let's choose." Ao Xing said generously.

Looking at the experience cards covered on a table, Mengmeng twitched her index finger: "I want to experience Asura! I heard that Asura's women are beautiful and beautiful, and the men are brave and good at fighting!"

"This one." Ao Xing handed out Ashura's experience card.

"Thank you!" Mengmeng took the experience card, very happy, and at this time, the little chicken on her head also raised the note pad: "Is there a dragon experience card?"I want to experience the joy of being a dragon. 』

"Ah, this..." Ao Xing was embarrassed!