I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"My old man?" Little Nailong Sanguan was a bit ruined!

The big black dragon in front of him didn't feel anything at all, and he still pointed at himself calmly: "Yes, your father is me, your own, you can tell by the appearance, it's exactly the same."

"We don't have a mirror in our house..."

Before the words fell, Zulong drew with both hands, condensing the water vapor in the air into a mirror, clearly reflecting the appearance of the little milk dragon——

It can't be said that they are very similar, they are exactly the same!

Apart from……

"We are not of the same color!" The little milk dragon was shocked, and at the same time tried hard to find irrelevant evidence!

Zu Long: "I also want to know why the two of us have different colors?"

: Green.

: Green.

: The font turns green!

: full screen green...

"Although the colors are different, we are very similar in appearance." Zulong put all the rolled paintings back into the basket, touched the portrait (genealogy) and said, "You should have read the genealogy, right? From me to modern times, the dragon family I don’t know how many generations it has been reproduced, and the appearance has gradually changed. So far, there are not many dragons whose appearance is close to mine. So if the appearance is exactly the same as mine, even if the color is wrong, it must be my direct descendant.”

: The color is wrong, focus on it. (/green font)

: The old man still cares about the color very much! (/green font)

: Continuing yesterday's hot search topic: On how a black dragon can give birth to a white dragon. (/greentopics)

: Don't worry, now we can test dna! (/green font)

: In case it is detected... (/green font+/funny)

The little milk dragon was dumbfounded, but what Zulong said was reasonable and well-founded, and the appearance was exactly the same.

So he tried hard to accept this fact: "So, you are my father, but I was separated from you when I was just born, so I grew up in a human family, is that so?"

"No." Zu Long said: "I handed you over to someone else to raise you. By the way, judging by your appearance, you haven't figured out the situation yet. Let me say it again——"

"The family that raised you is not human either!"

"Your mother is a dragon."

"Your father is a dragon."

"Your brother is a dragon."

"Your sister is also a dragon!"

After hearing this passage, the little milk dragon's expression was completely out of control!

His outlook on life, world outlook, and values!

The system collapsed!

: Surprised or not?Is it surprising?

:Wow!The whole family are dragons~!

However there is...

The little milk dragon covered his head and said dazedly, "Wait, I'm a bit messed up..."

"For the past 18 years, I have always thought that I was human..."

"As a result, I am not a human at all??!"

"Not only am I not human, but my whole family is also not human!?"

"and also……"

"My grandfather actually said that he is my real father! Ah!"

The little milk dragon suddenly realized something again, and shoved its claws into its mouth in shock, and couldn't stop the shock!

"Grandpa! What is your relationship with my mother? What did you do to my father?!"

Zu Long thumped the past: "Are you paying attention? I told you, I handed you over to someone else to raise you. That family has no blood relationship with us...it's not right!"

Zulong seemed to have thought of something.

"Which dragon has nothing to do with me? All his cats are my descendants, and all his cats are related by blood! Ao Yuanjun is my descendant for many generations..."

Thoughtful.

tangled.

"The 10001st generation?"

Little Milk Dragon: "I'll go!"

:I go!

: I'll go! !

: Ten thousand generations, is this serious? ?

: The Dragon Clan is a group with a long history!

: There really are "Thousands of Generations"!

: Ah Zai: I regarded you as my father, but you are my [-]th generation grandson? ? ?

: The youngest dragon suddenly became the second highest in the dragon clan!

"I don't believe it! It's not true! The person I called Dad for 18 years suddenly became my [-]th generation grandson? The person I called Grandpa is my own father? Why is this relationship so messy!" Little Milk Dragon said messily Pointing at Zulong and shouting: "If you are my own father, you can just say it directly, why are you pretending to be my grandfather?!"

Zu Long turned into an old man, stroking his beard, expressionless: "You were the one who called me grandpa first."

The little milk dragon exploded: "If it becomes like this, who won't call you grandpa?"

: Hello, grandpa~

: National Grandpa is online again!

: Grandpa yyds!

"This old man is 40 billion years old. Is there any problem?" Zulong's soul asked!

Little Milk Dragon: "Uh..."

"I won't be like this, do I want to be like this?" Zulong became a young man.

:handsome!

: Immortals should become handsome guys!

: Even if you are 40 billion years old, it does not prevent you from becoming a young man!

: Please stay young forever!

: As long as you stay young for a year or two, the dragon clan will not die. (/funny)

: Zulong, if you always look like this, I am willing to give birth to a baby dragon for you! (/faxin)

The little milk dragon frowned, seriously, and puzzled: "Isn't this very good?"

"What a fart!" Zu Long said angrily: "The Taishang Laojun, Zhen Yuanzi, Nanji Xianweng that I met before... Seeing me like this, they came up and shouted at me, Treat me as an envoy of the younger generation! Find out, who is more senior?"

The corner of the little milk dragon's mouth twitched: "You..."

"Yes, I am the oldest." Zulong turned back into an old man, stroked his beard, and continued to complain: "So when I transform into a human form, I not only have to grow old, but also have to make my beard longer than them, so that when they see me, Only then will I know that Lao Tzu is older than them!"

The corner of the little milk dragon's mouth twitched again: "...do you old gods use the length of their beards to calculate their seniority?"

"Yes." The old man nodded, and the old man sat down directly: "You know, after cultivation, the gods can not only live as long as the heavens, but also have good looks. As long as you are willing, it will never be a problem!"

"But if all the gods are like that, how will the seniority be counted?"

"When you go out on the street, all of you, you don't know whether to call him brother or brother, sister or sister. The most exaggerated situation is that you don't know whether to call him uncle or uncle. Call him Grandmaster!"

"So you're saying that appearance is important?"

The little milk dragon frowned: "Is it important?"

Old man: "Isn't it important?"

Little milk dragon: "It's not important!"

Old man: "Important!"

"But I think it's good to be young and beautiful forever." The little milk dragon was puzzled: "Immortal and forever young are things that many people dream of!"

The old man spread his hands and sighed helplessly: "That is the dream of you mortals. To be a god, you don't like to be overwhelmed by others. So the old gods should keep the appearance of the old gods, and the little gods should look like the little gods. The generations can't be messed up. This beard is even more particular, as the length of the beard is one inch, the height of the beard is one foot."

"But..." The little milk dragon tilted his head, looking at his beard.

The old man's beard grew to his waist and abdomen.

The little milk dragon was a little disappointed: "According to what you said, Zulong's beard should be dragged to the ground, isn't it too short for you?"

The old man laughed wildly: "Why is it so long? One inch longer than Hongjun, isn't it enough!"

**

Thanks to the book friends of the browser, I have seen all your messages.

Someone gave a one-star negative review and said that I hired a sailor. At first, of course I felt wronged and wronged.

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