I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Hongjun... who is it?" Xiaolong asked in a daze.

"...an unimportant old man." The old man answered seriously.

: Unimportant old man... are you serious?

: Hongjun, the ancestor of the prehistoric Taoism!Heaven incarnate!Teacher of Saints!You actually said it's not important?

: There should be Hongjun here, right?

: Congratulations to Dao Patriarch!

: Congratulations to Dao Patriarch!

: Congratulations to Dao Patriarch!

: (figure master) You are the ancestors of Taoism...

Xiaolong snorted: "I hate half-talking."

Old man: "You won't meet anyway."

Xiaolong: "What if we meet?"

"...Listen to the class carefully."

"I'll go! So it's a teacher?"

"Yes. And he is a generous teacher, the kind who puts on magic weapons and invites people to attend classes."

"Then he must not be able to give lectures."

"I heard it's okay."

Xiaolong's eyes lit up: "Then the magic weapon he gave is very powerful?"

Old Dragon: "It's all okay."

: Post upside down... (/laugh and cry)

: In the eyes of Longzu, is Daozu just a person who likes to post backwards?

: How would Hongjun feel if he watched the live broadcast?

: Daoist Hongjun preached three times in Zixiao Palace, distributed the holy throne, gave seven primordial purple qi to six disciples and Hongyun, and distributed treasures in Fenbaoyan, and then the six disciples became saints by virtue of primordial purple qi and merit.

: ...That said, it's really absurd.

: No. 1 post in the prehistoric world!

: I also want such a generous teacher!Ask Hongjun Daozu to preach!

: (figure expert)...

Rumble!

Suddenly an earthquake!

The old man sat on the sofa as steady as a dog, and the little dragon almost couldn't stand still!

"Grandpa!" Xiaolong shouted!

The old man calmly said, "I didn't do anything."

Rumble!

"Who asked you what did you do? It was an earthquake! Run!" Xiaolong picked up the painting basket and ran away.

After running a few steps, seeing the old man didn't move, Xiaolong had no choice but to run over and pull him: "Run! The house is about to collapse!"

The old man smiled disapprovingly: "There is loud thunder and little rain, what are you afraid of?"

Xiaolong: "?"

The earthquake stopped.

Xiaolong 囧.

"Could it be that the earthquake happened because you complained about Hongjun?" Xiaolong guessed.

The old man: "Hongjun is ruthless and thoughtless. If you call him a dog in person, he won't even get angry."

rumble!

Another earthquake!

Xiaolong got down this time!

The old man is still as steady as a dog.

Soon, the earthquake stopped.

It's as if nothing happened...

"You still say it's not because of Hongjun?" Xiaolong exclaimed!

The old man: "It's really not him, maybe some goblin is making trouble."

"Stop! Stop talking!" Xiaolong raised his hand to stop it.

He was afraid.

Let's stop this topic!

The sound of running away footsteps came from the corridor outside the door, and all the neighbors were running downstairs.

Someone screamed: "Why another earthquake!"

"Yesterday there was an earthquake and there was an earthquake today. God is going to play us to death!"

This scene seems familiar!

The neighbor's words also reminded Xiaolong: "That's right! I remember that the whole building was ripped through by the thunder last night! My house has been repaired, but others' houses have not been repaired!"

He slapped himself twice violently, his face was burning with pain.

But pain is not an effective way to verify whether you are crazy!

"No, these things are like a dream! I have to go and see! If there is a hole in the upstairs, it is real!"

After speaking, he dropped the painting basket and ran outside.

He opened the door, and the little dragon turned into a child.

The child climbs the stairs.

strenuous.

"Why become a baby! Is my two-meter-long legs gone?" The child screamed!

In the next second, he turned into Jingba.

While climbing the stairs, he wailed in pain: "This leg is also short!"

The Jingba of the same model from the house next door tilted its head and watched him climb up, feeling offended.

Little Jingba ran to the roof of the building in one breath and turned back into a child.

On the roof, a hole.

The child gasped when he saw the hole.

After hesitating for half a minute, he mustered up the courage and walked towards the black hole.

He walked to the edge of the black hole and slowly looked down...

A hole to the end.

Layer upon layer.

Three floors in total.

The floor with the best floor is the ceiling on the third floor of his house!

"It's not true, it's not true... I can't believe I'm not human!" He closed his eyes, stepped out of his calf, and fell down.

He regretted jumping off.

because……

The feeling of falling is really real! !

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"Help ah ah ah!"

The baby fell into the arms of a muscular man.

The little baby was tearful, looking at the muscular man, and suddenly felt a feeling of love at first sight - the heart almost stopped!

There was a regretful voice in his heart: I was sloppy, next time I should use a safer way to prove that I am not a psychopath!

At this time, the gate on the fourth floor suddenly collapsed!

An old man walked in directly, took the baby from the muscular man's arms, bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry!"

"Door, I'll fix it."

After finishing speaking, the old man hugged the baby, turned around and left, completely oblivious to the shocked expression on the muscular man's face!

"Wait, you—!" The muscular man quickly took out his phone and opened it, while holding the old man!

elder:"?"

The muscular man looked at his phone and then at the old man, his face full of shock: "It's really you!!"

The old man was a little surprised: "Do you remember me?"

The little baby looked at the two of them suspiciously, wondering what happened to the two of them?

Unexpectedly, the muscular man excitedly held his mobile phone and compared it to the old man: "That's right! It's you! You live downstairs from me! Grandpa, you, did you raise a dragon?!"

little baby:"!"

How did he know about dragons? ! !

The old man was also taken aback, and quickly looked at the muscular man's cell phone.

On the phone is a photo from Moments.

The photo shows a hole to the bottom, but the focus is on the downstairs.

The old man downstairs looked up with a distorted expression: Am I green? ! ! .jpg

At the feet of the old man, there was a little white dragon in a coma.

Under the photo is a comment *999!

The old man, the little baby embarrassing!

"Is this you?" The muscular man was incoherent with excitement: "I woke up early in the morning, and WeChat exploded! A group of people added me as friends and liked the circle of friends! I don't even know when I posted this circle of friends! But there is a time record, I posted it last night, but I remember that there was no such thing last night! I seem to be a young man living downstairs, there is no old man! I thought someone stole my WeChat and sent It’s a p-picture, I didn’t expect you in the photo to be real! So is this dragon real? Thousands of people say that the dragon is real, so it may be real! Grandpa, what is it? Is it true? If it is true, can you show me the dragon??"

At this time, the expressions of the baby and the old man were completely dull.

After a while, the old man snapped his fingers.

Bang~

The neighbor's cell phone blew up.

The neighbor was taken aback. The phone jumped in his hand like a hot potato before falling to the ground and shattering.

"Your phone is unreliable, and the photos must be fake." The old man said sincerely, then turned around and left, leaving the neighbors stunned.

After walking out the door, the little baby showed a sad smile: "It's useless."

elder:"?"

"The internet has a memory..."