I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

The old man wondered: "What is the Internet?"

The little baby was sad and wanted to cry: "Are you really the ancestor dragon who lived from the chaotic period to the modern age? Why are you so stupid as if you came from the countryside? You don't know anything? Has your village never connected to the Internet?"

"I sleep most of the time, and occasionally wake up. The last time I was active was 500 years ago. Who knows that the changes in your world have been so fast in the past 500 years! I used to sleep for thousands of years and then woke up, and there was no change in the past 500 years. Big!" Zulong is innocent!

The little baby sighed: "It's not that there have been great changes in the past 500 years, but that the Dragon Kingdom has changed a lot in the past 100 years! From the feudal era, to modern history, to modern times, I don't know how many changes have taken place! It seems that I have to make up for you. Make up history lesson!"

He broke away from the old man, jumped to the ground, and hurried downstairs to his home in a hurry.

Looking at his small body and the steps, the old man couldn't help telling: "Be careful, don't fall..."

Said it was too late, the baby had already plopped and fell down.

When he fell, he turned into a dragon.

After sliding out a section on the steps (grinding the edges and corners of the platform steps!), Xiaolong scratched with all four claws, finally found a support point and a sense of balance, and walked back to the third floor like a dog crawling.

Old man: "I actually learned to fly..."

"It's just that the posture is too ugly..."

Xiaolong wandered all the way back home, when Jingba at the opposite door saw him, he was startled: "Wow!"

"Woof!!" Without even thinking about it, Xiaolong turned his head and barked more fiercely, scaring Jingba back to hide under his sofa with his tail between his legs!

"Do you still want to fight again? Wasn't my beating bad enough last time? How dare you call me! Hmph!" Xiaolong sneaked back home angrily, and slammed the door hard.

(Actually, the door was broken by the old dragon)

Landing.

When the four paws touched the ground, Xiaolong sweated: "Wait, I was just now..."

Sweat!

"fly?!!"

Waterfall Khan, Xiaolong seemed to think of something again: "Wait, it was just Jingba just now, so what are those two big Jingbas that fought with me this morning!!"

"They don't look alike!"

"It seems that there is an old Pekingese..."

The little dragon is Genghis Khan!

He finally remembered.

The Jingba who had a fight with him this morning (he thought he was Jingba!) has a human face with a sheep's body, a human face with a mouth, and another mouth on the chest and abdomen. They are all blue-faced and fangs, very vicious!

No matter how you look at it, it’s not Jingba!

And what is even more frightening is--

"I froze them in the freezer!"

Xiaolong held his chin.

"My dear father still wants to make me soup with those two monsters!!!"

"What the hell is that!"

Xiaolong hurried to the kitchen.

As soon as the front foot left, I heard the voices of the neighbors coming back from the corridor: "The earthquake scared me to death, but why is it just a shock every time, nothing happened?"

"Yeah, this earthquake is too strange!"

Xiaolong hurried back.

Move up the sofa to block the damaged door, so as not to let the neighbors see the scene of their own house when they go home——

Wow!There is a dragon on the third floor!

This piece of information will definitely hit the headlines and shock the entire Dragon Kingdom!

He once wanted to be popular, but he never thought of getting popular in this way!

After blocking the door, Xiaolong rushed to the kitchen.

Outside the door, the old man: "..."

What a loving father and filial son.

The old man sighed and walked through the door.

At the stairway, the neighbors were sweating coldly.

After a while, they asked one by one:

"What did you see just now?"

"I seem to see it, but I don't seem to see it..."

"No! You must have seen it too, right? Did an old man in white suddenly pass through the door just now?"

"It seems... yes... tat"

"Calm down! It's daytime!"

"Oh my god! It's daytime to hell—"

The neighbors who just came up rushed downstairs again!

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Xiaolong quickly rushed into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door——

in the fridge.

Two small people in red clothes the size of palms were reporting to the group to keep warm. When they saw Xiaolong opening the refrigerator, they immediately said pitifully:

"Brother, I know I was wrong, we shouldn't offend you, please forgive us~!"

"As long as you are willing to let us go, we are willing to follow you forever, as slaves and handmaids, for your order!"

"We can cook, and we can cook a lot of delicious food~"

"I will also rub my shoulders and beat my back for great health care."

"Fighting is okay~"

"We are the four evils of chaos, and many people can't beat us!"

"Brother, why don't you just think about it~" The little girl in red is showing cute meowing fists, this pitiful appearance, no nerd can resist it!

However, Xiaolong who opened the refrigerator did not soften his heart at all. He broke out in a cold sweat: "This double spring smells so good!"

He recalled the big Jingba that fought with him this morning, they sang together like a double reed!

However, such a terrifying monster has now turned into two little people in his refrigerator!

And it's so cute...

But no matter how cute they are, they all turned into ferocious monsters in the morning!

And the most difficult thing for Xiaolong to accept is...

He actually fought with such a terrible monster!

And not one!

And the most outrageous thing is--

He also won...

Am I more of a monster than a monster now?

Xiaolong thought so, and then he clawed one by one without tears, and brought the two cuties out of the refrigerator.

"Thank you brother!" The little girl said gratefully immediately.

"Thank you..." Before the little boy could say anything, he immediately shrank back and hid under the little dragon's claws, not daring to show his head.

Hiding like him, there is also a little girl.

It turned out that the old man walked in.

Seeing the little people in Xiaolong's paws, the old man smiled and asked caringly, "Cub, are you hungry? Then I'll stew them for you now."

"How can this kind of thing be eaten!" Xiaolong was in a mess! "Also, don't talk about cannibalism in such an ordinary tone!"

The old man's usual tone: "They are not human beings."

"Even if they are not human, they can't eat them! Come on, who can eat something that can speak human language and have a human shape!" Just thinking about it, Xiaolong felt his hair stand on end!

Old man: "I can."

Xiaolong: "..."

"They can too." The old man pointed to the little figure in his hand.

Xiaolong: "You are really not human!"

The second sentence: "Anyway, I can't!"

He just can't eat a thing that can speak human language as food!

Even if the other party is just an ordinary pig, he can't!

Holding the two little people in his arms, he ran back into the hall in tears, pushed aside the debris on the table, and put them down.

The two villains shivered, and the frost on their bodies made them look even more pitiful.

Behind him, the old man said dissatisfiedly: "You have been taught to be stupid by humanized education. Is there anything a human can't eat? You can eat it too!"

"Don't talk to me about cannibalism! I've been a human being for 18 years!" Xiaolong wanted to cry, his world view collapsed!

He looked at the two villains wanting to cry but without tears: "Are you cold?"

The little people nodded pitifully: "It's cold in the refrigerator."

"Longzu put the frozen layer in the right place!" The little boy trembled and wanted to cry.

Xiaolong Khan: "You are complaining...Although my grandfather has just entered the human society not long ago, he was the first to understand the problem of eating!"

"Call me dad!" The old man protested!

"Father, you are tall! I must at least go back to my hometown for this kind of thing, and listen to my parents to explain it clearly! It's so good, people become dragons, grandpa becomes a father, and parents become the [-]th grandson..." Xiaolong has a headache and wants to cry, his world view has collapsed so much that it cannot collapse anymore!

"Nizi!" The old man was speechless: "Such an obvious thing still needs to be verified?"

The villain also said: "Yes, your original shape is exactly the same, there will never be a third dragon that looks like you in this world!"

"No, I want my parents to tell me about this!" This was his last stubbornness!

Xiaolong ended the topic, he lay down on the table and asked the two little people: "Is there anything I can do for you?"

The little girl was pitiful: "A pot of hot water!"

Little boy: "Taking a bath can warm up the body quickly."

"This is simple." Xiaolong immediately went to boil water.

When the boiling water was ready, he took a bowl and mixed some cold water, and put it on the table.

The two little people immediately took off their clothes and climbed into the bowl.

When they sink into the hot water, they are instantly comfortable.

Xiaolong lay down on the table and asked, "Are you the kid who delivered food?"

"Ok!"

"The facial features have become smaller, and I can hardly recognize them..." Xiaolong sighed helplessly: "I mean, you can become the size of normal people, right? If I had known this, I would just let you go to the bathroom to take a shower."

"No, we can't change back now." The little boy said: "You injured us, we damaged our roots, and we can't change back for the time being."

"That was my fault. I'm sorry, I thought I was crazy at the time, oh no, the world is crazy!" Xiaolong wanted to cry but had no tears.

The world is so fucking crazy!

"It's not your fault, it's because our skills are not as good as others, and if we lose, it's because we can't cultivate well."

"Ugh!"

Xiaolong was heartbroken, he injured someone, but unexpectedly, the injured turned around to comfort him, what kind of world is this!

He lay on the table for a while, and the dragon shape matched the human chair, which was really uncomfortable, so he turned back into a little baby with horns.

Looking at the pink and tender hands, Ao Xing wanted to cry without tears: "Why are you still a baby! What about my two-meter-long legs?!"

The little man swims in the bowl: "Longzi, you have just recovered your dragon body, and you have not started to practice spells, but you can transform into a human form. This is already an extraordinary talent!"

"That's right, you don't even know how many beasts have practiced transformation, and how many years it takes to transform into a human form? A dull person can only obtain a human body after a thousand years of practice!" said the little boy.

Ao Xing refused: "But I didn't practice in the past, didn't I have been a person for 18 years?"

The little boy replied: "Then there must be an expert who helped you change form."

"Could it be..." Ao Xing turned around and looked at the old man on the sofa.

"It's not me, it's Mr. Yuan. As soon as his children are out of their shells, he will transfigure them so that they can live in a crowd. If it were me..." The old man turned back into a little black dragon, picked up the black tea, and walked slowly Authentic: "It won't change! Don't you know how beautiful our dragon shape is?"

"I don't really understand the aesthetics of dragons..." Ao Xing complained helplessly.

He jumped off the chair and turned on the main computer.

"I'd better read the news first. It was said on the fourth floor that his circle of friends was blown up. People really have to pay attention to it!"

When he stood on tiptoe again and climbed onto the chair, he turned his head to look at the computer screen, and he was instantly dumbfounded!

Computer——is the interface of the live broadcast room.

Full screen barrage!

There is also a reward of 666!

Totally stupid like him...

And of course the two little people in the bowl!

:666!Live gluttonous shower!

:what!Look it up, look it up!