I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

The old man on the third floor, Tao ***mao, the more he masturbates, the more enjoyable he is: "My cat~~"

: The old man is so happy to masturbate~

: This is the cat that a hunk should jerk off! (funny)

: Ah Zai is naughty again. (funny)

: No, Ah Zai was still a small-brained tiger yesterday, why has he become so big now?

: Their family grew up on hormones. (Ha ha)

"Go away! You are disrespectful to the old! Do you know that men and women can't kiss each other?"

The big cat roars!

struggle!

But I can't turn over!

: Ah, this voice? ? !

: Xiaobai anchor?

: Damn it!It can't really be Xiaobai! !

:Shock!Beauty becomes beast!

: Oh shit, a real tigress! !

: The old man had a great time masturbating...

: Such a big cat, I really want to masturbate...

"Whether a man or a woman can kiss or not is a rule made by human beings. How can we have such a rule? If you really care about men and women so much, I don't have to be a man." The old man smiled, and in the next second, he changed Became a black dragon.

The black dragon licks the cat.

The picture becomes more harmonious.

: I am not a man, I am a male dragon, there is nothing wrong with it. (funny)

: Baihu is really Xiaobai! !

: Why is Xiaobai so angry?Isn't she the one who took the initiative to deliver it to the door?

"Go away! Don't touch me!" Baihu struggled hard.

"Why are you so angry? You signed the contract with the old man voluntarily, didn't you? Is it bad to be the old man's cat?"

The black dragon pressed on it, touched it with its claws, and 20 pages of black and white words appeared in the air, each of which contained the same content.

[Maomao lick me! 】

[Maomao masturbates me unconditionally! 】

[Maomao licks me anytime, anywhere! 】

【Party A: Bai Ling】

[Party B: Ao Xing]

: The content of this contract is domineering! (great)

: Domineering!

: I have never seen such a simple and domineering contract!

: Wait, is this the contract signed yesterday? ? ?

"Who is the cat!" Seeing the words in black and white, Bai Hu trembled and said, "You set up a trap to trick me into signing it! The contract didn't have these things in the first place, but after I signed it, it became like this!"

The black dragon laughed: "It is said that you have no hands or feet. Behind those words is the contract you want to make. You want the old man or the old man's son to obey you absolutely, so as to achieve the intention of commanding the dragon clan. The ambition is not small. , kitty~”

Dragon Claw stroked the cat's head.

The white tiger roared angrily: "Our white tiger is equal to the blue dragon, how dare you use this contract to make me a slave?"

The black dragon dragon claw stopped.

His expression froze for a moment...

: Ouch~ here should be @良龙

: @绿龙

:(Candle Dragon)@良龙

: (Canglong) Damn it!I just woke up!Don't cue, please?

: (Canglong) What the hell!

: (Canglong) The equals are those of the same generation. I am the ancestor of the Canglong lineage, not the little Canglong of your generation!

: (Canglong) Find the little Canglong of this generation to be an equal, don't cue us old ones!

: (Canglong) I don't want to be sprayed to death by my ancestors, okay!

: (Canglong) Don't cue, thank you!

:? ? ?

: Dragon clan... Canglong clan? ?

: (Candle Dragon) There are many branches of the dragon family, and the most authentic bloodlines are eight.

: (Zhulong) Those of us who are old have retired for a long time, and the world has long been dominated by young people.

: (Zhulong) If our ancestors weren't born, we wouldn't be bubbling~

: (Canglong) Jiuyin, you got up really early.

: (Zhulong smiles) If I don't open my eyes, how can it be bright?

: Wait, nine dragon gods, why are there only eight branches with the most authentic bloodlines?What about another one?

: (Candle Dragon)...

: (Zhulong) This question has been answered!

Feeling that the dragon's claws were loose, the white tiger raised his head, bared his teeth and said, "You know the benefits, don't you? Tear up that contract quickly, and our white tiger clan will stop haggling with your dragon clan!"

"Well, wait a minute, please allow me to think about it, who is the Canglong?" The black dragon fell down again!

: (Canglong) TAT! ! !

The white tiger is completely regarded as a large soft cushion!

The white tiger burst into tears!

"Is there even a need to think about it??"

The black dragon rested his chin and looked at the ceiling, helplessly: "There are too many children, there is nothing I can do."

Bai Hu was stunned: "How many children do you have?"

The black dragon is still thinking about the blue dragon: "Not much..."

After a pause, he said in a low voice, "Probably just a book of mountains and seas."

White Tiger: "!!"

: !

:! !

:! ! ! !

: [-]. A Book of Mountains and Seas? ?

: I checked on the Internet, and there are about 469 kinds of strange beasts in a book of mountains and seas...

: (Zhulong) touch Xiaocang.

: (Zhulong) Don't cry, the old man probably remembers me and Gengchen deeply, after all, our time is relatively close, and you are a little far away.

: (Zhulong) Hey you guys!

: (Candle Dragon) Don’t forget that our dragon clan is one of the three clans of Kaitian!Is it so strange that the later generations reproduced from the blood of the three Kaitian clans?

: But I remember in the first episode, it was said that the dragon race's ability to reproduce is very poor, so they withdrew from the stage of history!

: (Candle Dragon) Just because the probability of giving birth to a purebred dragon is low, it doesn't mean that you can't give birth to mixed-race children with other tribes.

: (Zhulong) The dragon has nine sons, and nine is an imaginary number, representing infinity, brothers~

: oh oh~

: So which of the eight orthodox dragon clans is the descendant of the dragon god?

: (Candle Dragon)...

: (Zhulong) This question has been answered!

"I really can't remember it, but the old man vaguely remembers it. It seems that I heard A Zai mention it two days ago... It seems to be in the family tree! Just look up the family tree and you will know." After finishing speaking, the black dragon turned back into an old man and relaxed Pick up the giant tiger.

The giant tiger roars!

The old man smiled and walked in with her in his arms.

She refused and grabbed the door.

but……

wow.

The door was broken, but the old man still walked briskly, unabated, one person and one tiger disappeared into the camera.

:gate: I carry a weight I shouldn't have at my age.

: This door is not easy!

: Why is the old man so reluctant to make Xiaobai smaller even after he has become a human being?

: The old man just wants to pet big cats, not kittens.

: The camera keeps up!

: Where is the photographer? ?

: Xiaobai, you forgot your lens!

: Xiaobai turned into a big cat, Mr. Ren kneaded it, so I don't have time to take care of the camera...

: Are we going to watch the air again?

for a long time.

There was a faint human voice coming from the corner of the stairs.

"Xiao Zhou, you are a photographer, hurry up and follow!"

"I want to, but my feet don't obey! T^T"

"I'll give you half of my salary, go!"

"I will share half of your salary with you."

"I'll give you all my salary, you go with me!"

"..."

"it is good!"

Under the encouragement of each other, the photography team finally bravely picked up the camera on the ground and walked up together!

When I went up, I didn't know who it was, and murmured with lingering fear: "Oh my god, the eldest lady who has worked together for more than half a year is actually a tigress, who would dare to think!"