I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

The photographer approaches.

But he only dared to stop at the door.

Together with the audience, they saw that the inside of the house was still the same as yesterday.

The white tiger was placed on the floor. She was a sturdy figure, about 5 meters. When she was placed in a small house, it immediately made the space look much narrower.

The old man squatted in front of the bookshelf flipping through ancient paintings, ignoring the following photographers.

but,

The big tiger is watching!

Photography Team T^T!

I'm so scared, it's so swollen~!

They stepped back and got stuck on the stairs.

The audience is cheering: Brother photographer, be brave, take a step forward, there will be no danger!

: What a cute big cat, you can go up and pet it!

The staff responsible for managing the data in the live broadcast room saw these cheering bullet screens, and was very angry, scared, and wanted to cry, and couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "It's easy for you to say, you won't be eaten by tigers through the screen! But now we look very scared ah ah ah!"

In particular, Baihu's throat was still full of angry growls!

The displeasure on his face seemed like he was about to eat people at any time!

Really eat people!

"Miss Miss, right?" The photographer was pushed in front of the team, there was no way to back off, he tried hard to hold back his tears and said, "We are a team... right?"

Work hard, be strong~Yan~Happy~Laugh~

Actually burst into tears.

TVT

Baihu stared at them fiercely, and said in a low voice, "Turn off the live broadcast!"

"Oh my god! The tiger is speaking human words!!!" The photographer was so frightened that he wanted to throw away the camera, turned around and ran away!

However, the people behind resisted him.

Mo~no~withdraw~retreat~can~say~

The photographer brother is tearful, and he has nothing to love.

"Didn't you already know that it was the eldest lady who changed? What's so strange about being able to speak human language? Isn't the eldest lady more terrifying than a tiger when she was a human? Oh... I seem to be telling the truth?" The radio boy smiled. stiff.

The photographer brother cried and wanted to quit: "This is like a dream. A beautiful woman has really become a big tiger, but I still dare not be together...!!"

The white tiger came over, looking like he was going to eat people: "Turn off the live broadcast!"

The photographer brother cried loudly: "Didn't you say you can shoot it?"

"But my mother didn't say that I can shoot my original shape!" Baihu roared.

But in the next second, she fell down.

slap~

Along with her, there was also the old sofa of Zulong's house, which couldn't bear the weight of the white tiger, and was completely killed.

And the white tiger has also been reduced to the new couch.

Holding a painting in his arms, the old man stroked the cat's head, and asked kindly: "Aren't you good friends who came together? Why do you want to kill your friends? Good children can't kill their friends, otherwise you will have no friends."

roll~ roll~

"It turns out that in your opinion, old man, we are good friends. Thank you so much for your view!" The photographer brother cried bitterly.

No wonder they can follow here.

If it weren't for Long Zu and his old man to protect them, they would definitely be torn apart by the big tiger~

Thank you Long Zu~!

The old man tilted his head suspiciously and asked, "Don't you?"

"It's friends!" The photography team said in unison.

"Oh~" The old man nodded with a smile, and stretched out his hand to invite them in: "My friends, please come in... Oh, the cat is too big, it takes up space, just wait a moment."

After speaking, he patted the white tiger.

"Small."

"Smaller."

The 5-meter-long tiger has turned into the size of a zoo.

The old man smiled and invited: "Please come in."

The photographer brother cried: "It's all shrunk anyway, can't you just shrink her down to the same size as your son? It's so cute as small as yesterday!"

but now……

The white tiger lay on the ground, staring at them murderously... the camera!

A tiger growing up and a tiger growing up are completely different things, okay? TvT

The old man refused righteously: "What are you talking about? Of course, the big cats are good-looking and easy to masturbate, how can the small ones feel good?"

The photography team wanted to cry even more after hearing this!

Baihu couldn't help it anymore: "Stinky old man! Let me go! I'm here to work! I'm not here to be your sofa! Let me return to my human form!"

The old man was puzzled: "But isn't your job just to masturbate for me?"

After finishing speaking, the 20 pages of paper appeared in front of Bai Hu's forehead.

Every piece of paper has exactly the same content.

[Maomao lick me! 】

[Maomao masturbates me unconditionally! 】

[Maomao masturbates me anytime, anywhere! 】

These contract pages surround 360 degrees like a reminder, Baihu seems to have lost his soul...

: Miss, you'd better be a cat honestly! (Ha ha)

: Grandpa Nice, I agree that the bigger the cat, the better! (funny)

: Every time I read this contract, I feel the content is extremely shocking! nice~

: Human... oh no, it is the most simple and crude contract in the history of the prehistoric, bar none!

: I finally know why Miaozhuo.com sent Xiaobai to do live broadcast tasks. It turns out that only big cats can subdue Longzu. (funny)

: The photography team is too difficult.

: Why did you bring the human photography team there?Is there no talent in the White Tiger Clan?

: Wait, I read the content of this contract...

: It seems that the live broadcast is not included!

This point was also discovered by the photography team.

Black and white.

A total of 20 sheets.

Keep showing it in front of your eyes, it's hard not to notice it!

"Wait, isn't there an agreement on the live broadcast work in the contract?" the cameraman asked in horror, his eyes widened!

The old man wondered: "What exactly is a live broadcast?"

Everyone: "?!!"

audience:! ! !

moment.

The lighting brother put away the lighting board.

The radio boy put away the radio.

The data guy put away the tablet.

The photographer put away...

But he was immediately held down by the brothers behind him!

At this moment, the photographer brother just wanted to say one thing: Fuck you ruthless! !

"Nothing." The team retreated three steps tactically: "We just stand here."

The old man frowned: "Why is that so embarrassing? You are guests..."

"No, no, no, we are the attendants of the eldest lady!" The radio boy pointed to the white tiger sitting under the old man's seat solemnly and said: "This is our eldest lady, we are servants, how can servants be compared with the master? "

"So, we just stand outside the door and wait!"

: It's time to show off your acting skills!

: The last one who excelled in acting was Zuo sir's follower, playing the role of a policeman.

: The photography team decisively chose the dog's head to save their lives.

: Miss Baihu should bring her own people to shoot, anyway, the old man likes to pet cats.

: The more the old man licks cats, the better. (Ha ha)

The old man watched them retreat tactically, and did not stop them. Instead, he sighed and stroked the cat's head: "Why are mortals so timid nowadays? I remember that in ancient times, the relationship between humans and beasts was very good. Especially Shaohao, his family raised a lot of white cats, at that time, cats and cats, you were obviously on good terms with humans, how did you get along like this now?"

After hearing this passage, Bai Hu, who was originally aggrieved, suddenly lost his resentment, and put on a shocked expression instead: "Bai Di Shaohao?"

"Huh? So you young people still know Shaohao?" The old man smiled and stroked the cat.

"Nonsense! Baidi has always been the god our clan worships! Our ancestors followed him to conquer the world and sent him to the throne as emperor. Since then, our clan has been worshiping Baidi, and it hasn't changed!" Baihu asked in shock: "You How did you know Bai Di?"

"Well, we are good friends. The old man lived in his house for a while." After speaking, the old man patted the cat's head again.

: A bet on a bag of melon seeds that Long Zu went to live in Shaohao's house, it must be for the cat! (laughing and crying)

: Long Zu said: Shaohao’s family raised many big cats~ (funny)

: To be a guest is fake, but to play cats is real!

: It's true, Baidi Shaohao is the greatest excrement shoveler in ancient times! (funny)

"Impossible!" Baihu said in shock and disbelief: "Last night, I checked the ancient books overnight. The Dragon and Han cataclysm, Zulong used ten thousand dragons to fight against Yuanfeng and Shiqilin. In the end, all three lost. And the ancestor dragon primordial spirit was shattered and scattered between heaven and earth."

"In other words, in the Great Tribulation of Longhan, Zulong is already dead! Your identity as Zulong is not true at all!"

Faced with doubts, the old man was unhurried, and still maintained a calm smile: "The soul is scattered, and it is time to reunite."

: (ice cream) Just like that bird, if it is killed, it will be reborn from nirvana.

: (Fengfeng sent a congratulatory message) I suspect that a dog is conniving me!

"Besides, from the Great Tribulation of Longhan to Baidi Shaohao, there was a gap of millions of years. How could Zulong, who had been dead for millions of years, meet Baidi again!" Baihu still questioned.

The old man smiled and said: "This is not the condensed soul. When you were weak, did you get rescued by Baidi? If it weren't for your ancestors, you were so rude in front of this old man, this old man would have sent you back to your hometown long ago."

After finishing speaking, the old man patted Baihu's head again.

: Translate, what Long Zu probably meant is: I definitely didn’t live in Baidi’s house just to pet cats!Really, trust me~

Baihu has nothing to say, but she still doesn't like being patted on the head by the old man.

The old man sighed: "When the old man lived in Shaohao's house, he played very well with his mount Shaoyin. Shaoyin liked the old man touching him. Every time he saw the old man, he would run over and lie on the ground, letting the old man stroke his belly. .”

"Nonsense! My ancestors wouldn't be so disrespectful! We are the gods of war guarding the west... Meow..."

The stubborn and unyielding words ended when the old man stroked the white tiger's neck!

: She's meowing~

: She really meowed!

: Ms. Meow!

: Does this mean that I am not a meow? ?

: The lifeline is firmly in the hands of the enemy! (funny)

: I almost lay down and turned my stomach to be touched by the enemy. (Ha ha)

: Orcs will never be slaves!

: (ice cream) unless you include food and shelter~

"No... that sound wasn't from me!" Baihu covered his mouth in panic and fear, but one hand, completely ignoring her defense, scratched her neck rhythmically, so comfortable that she purred: "Don't Stop...no! Get out! Don't touch me...snoring...I'm depraved, meow..."

While stroking the cat, the old man missed the old days, and couldn't help feeling: "At that time, the old man's alias was Tai Ao..."