I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Don't look at me stupidly. If you are hungry, eat bones. Bones are nutritious. Eating them can replenish calcium, prevent osteoporosis, and protect against lightning strikes. Eat, don't be polite to grandpa." An old man in the belly said kindly.

Who is being polite to whom?

Who pays for this!

Ao Xing really has countless beasts running wildly in his heart!

But when he thought about earning tens of thousands of live broadcasts just now, he felt a little more balanced.

"Grandpa, you are a bit strange." He looked at the leisurely old man and said.

As soon as the words fell, the old man immediately coughed violently.

I don't lie down anymore.

It's not easy to cough when lying down.

Ao Xing was taken aback, and hurried over to give grandpa a break.

"I'm just an ordinary old man, it's not surprising at all!" An ordinary old man who was coughing and blushing strongly protested!

Ao Xing: "An ordinary old man can eat a large table of food in the blink of an eye?"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

"Oh! You are ordinary, you are ordinary, you are the most ordinary old man in the world!" Ao Xing said quickly.

"Hey, that's what I think too." A certain old man instantly calmed down.

Ao Xing: "..."

No fuck to say.

Fortunately, he was live broadcasting. Someone must have seen how his grandpa ate up the entire table in an instant—it would be better if someone recorded the screen again, so he would know what was weird about his grandpa.

"Grandpa, please continue to lie down, I'll go back to the live broadcast first." Ao Xing comforted the old man.

The old man pulled him, feeling aggrieved like a child: "Zai, it's rare for grandpa to come, why don't you accompany grandpa?"

"Well, I'll accompany you after I download the broadcast, okay?" Ao Xing coaxed patiently.

"Not good!" The old man was wronged: "Grandpa wants you to accompany me now!"

Ao Xing: "No live broadcast, no supper tomorrow."

The old man said: "I am full of this meal, and I can not..."

Ao Xing: "Nothing for a year?"

"I mean, I can eat less tomorrow." The old man blinked with sincerity.

Ao Xing, do you think he will believe it?

The old man swallowed his saliva, and said sincerely: "It's okay if you don't eat."

Ao Xing was silent for a while: "Normal people eat three meals a day. Grandpa, you eat one meal a day, it seems that it is not good for your health."

The old man immediately said: "Then I will eat a normal person's meal, three meals a day!"

Ao Xing: "So, what you ate in the past three days was not normal?"

"No!" The old man immediately denied: "The one I eat is normal! One meal a year..."

He suddenly stopped and licked his lips, looking at the ceiling, not daring to look directly into Ao Xing's eyes.

"... directly into the ground."

: One meal a year, directly into the soil, no problem!

: Hahaha, grandpa changed his words too much, he sent himself to the ground directly!

: Really, an ordinary old man!

: Your grandson is buried, and you probably won't be buried either!

: Who knows how long Zulong lived?

: It turns out that the dragon eats once a year, which is quite cost-effective.If it costs a thousand dollars, I feel that the national treasury will be exhausted!

: Why is it like a snake?Snakes can eat one meal, but they can go without feeding for a week or two.

: Boa constrictors are said to live a year and nine months without food...

: The dragon and snake are really relatives.

In the cheap rental house, stare wide-eyed.

Old man, sincerely.

Small, doubtful.

After the two were relatively silent for a long time, Ao Xing finally gave up questioning.

"Let's go back to my hometown tomorrow. There are fish at home. You can eat as much as you want when you get home." Ao Xing stood up, going back (cha) to (ming) live (zhen) broadcast (xiang)!

The old man wrinkled his face and resisted extremely: "Don't eat fish!"

"Our family only has fish! If you don't eat this, what will you eat?" Ao Xing said helplessly: "You have really eaten me up, and the only thing left in my card is the travel expenses to go home tomorrow! The reward from the website will have to wait. It’s only been a month. We really can’t stay in the city anymore tomorrow, if we stay any longer, we’ll have nothing to eat tomorrow, so we have to go back!”

"I haven't played enough yet..." the old man felt wronged.

But Ao Xing stopped talking with him and went back to the computer.

Live screen, everything is normal.

It's just that the bullet chatting was too fast, and he couldn't get used to it for a while, and he didn't know how to read the bullet chatting so fast. He only knew that the rewards had never stopped, and his live broadcast room was bombarded all the time!

Today, it has accumulated to 10!

He was stunned for a few seconds.

This reward... is really tempting!

If the live broadcast continues all night, I don't know if he can get rich overnight and become the first millionaire in Aojia Village...?

No!

Don't be overwhelmed by the evil power of money!

He must find out the truth!

"Okay, now I understand why you like to watch my grandpa so much. If he doesn't engage in food and broadcasting, you will reward him..." Ao Xing lowered his voice, covering the microphone and said, "Did you see anything unusual about him? The place?"

He tried his best to look at the barrage of bullets, trying to find useful information...

"Is my grandpa human? Otherwise, why are you so excited?"

The barrage is swishing.

"Is he a ghost? He wiped out a large table of dishes in the blink of an eye..."

The barrage is swishing.

However, when all bullet screens have the same meaning, no matter how fast you swipe the screen, Ao Xing can see it!

: You are the ghost!

: Grandson, you are the ghost!Don't slander my grandpa!

Ao Xingjiu!

In the live broadcast room, his grandfather suddenly became a national grandfather? ? ? ?

Are these people rushing to be grandchildren? ?

He couldn't help pointing at the screen and said, "Have you been bewitched? How come you didn't even recognize your ancestors in just a short while, and rushed to recognize other people's ancestors?"

"I said, if any of you are sober, can you tell me what is going on? What kind of monster is my grandpa? Has anyone taken a screenshot or recorded the screen? Please share How about a moment?"

:No!

:No!

:No!

: Grandpa is the most normal grandpa in the whole country!

: Grandpa is the most ordinary grandpa in the whole country!

: Grandpa is the most ordinary old man in the country!

: Grandson, you are abnormal.

what? !

Ao Xing's jaw dropped to the ground!

What's wrong with this world?In the entire live broadcast room (sneaking a peek at the number of people online, good guy, it has risen to 50 subscribers, 50 subscriptions! Crazy!), 50 people are speaking for grandpa?

Do not……

If it is said by a person, that person is probably lying.

If it was said by three people, it might be a conspiracy.

But if 10 people say that...

Ao Xing couldn't help but put his fist into his mouth. For the first time in No. 18 years of his life, he had deep doubts about himself:

"Could it be that I'm really abnormal?"

As soon as the words fell, a panicked voice came from behind. It was Grandpa asking: "Ah...Ah, why...why are you always talking to yourself? Is this room not clean?? You , Did you see something? Don't scare grandpa!"