I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Azai, is this room not clean? Otherwise, why are you always talking to yourself in the air?"

When Ao Xing turned around, he saw an old face full of fear.

He is embarrassing.

In this room, who is, no, doing, cleaning?

The water friends in the entire live broadcast room are also embarrassing.

: Zulong is afraid of ghosts?

: Just kidding, we are not clean anymore. (funny)

: Grandpa doesn't know live broadcast?

: My grandpa in the country can shoot short videos, Grandpa Zulong, don’t you know live broadcast? ? ?

: Normal old people generally don’t understand new technology products—grandpa’s details are in place! (great)

: All the film kings in the Dragon Kingdom combined are not as real as you, I almost believed it!

: Horror movies deserve your place!

"Grandpa, what are you saying... why are you saying it's unclean?" It took a long time for Ao Xing to react.

Grandpa was surprised: "This room is not clean! I have been here for three days. During these three days, I found that you started talking to the air at a fixed time every day. Will suddenly get up and dance, or do some weird things, for example, blowing candles with farts, swallowing small goldfish... Whatever is the weirdest thing, you do it! Normal people would not do it! You Have you been possessed by a ghost?!"

Ao Xing opened his mouth, suddenly speechless.

: Once, Xiao Xingxing was also a hard-working entertainment anchor...

: I want to see the candles collapsed with farts...

: +1

: +2

: +3

: +10086...

: You suspect that he is a monster, and he suspects that you are possessed by a ghost. You really deserve to be a family!

The old man touched Ao Xing's forehead and said to him worriedly: "Azai, you will do so many strange things. If you are not crazy, then there are unclean things in this room! Grandpa always believed that , our Ao family can't be crazy, so this room must be dirty!"

"But there can't be ghosts in this world." Ao Xing believes in science!

But after believing in science, Ao Xing bit his tongue.

If there are no ghosts in this world, then what is this old man in front of him?

He can swallow an entire table of food in the blink of an eye!

Can this science explain it?

If you believe in science, there is only one explanation...

he,

crazy.

Only when he is mentally disturbed, will he see a white-haired old man with all the dishes on the table in an instant!

Only when he is mentally disturbed will he see so many water friends in the live broadcast room and so many rewards!

Under normal circumstances, how could anyone watch his live broadcast?

Even if you watch his live broadcast, it's impossible to give so many rewards. If you look at those normal big anchors, it's not often that they can get so many rewards!

Therefore,

It's not the netizens who are crazy, but him!

Ao Xing let out a wow, and two lines of kelp tears shed: "There are no ghosts in this world, it turns out that I have a mental problem, woo woo..."

"No, it's impossible for our Ao family to be mentally ill, unless you're insane!" The old man said seriously, "But you haven't even opened your spiritual aperture, so it's impossible for you to be insane."

After hearing this, Ao Xing cried even more desperately: "I can't even understand Grandpa's words now... I must be too eager to be famous and under too much pressure, so I started to hallucinate! Dad, Mom, I'm sorry You guys, I’ve been live broadcasting for a year, but I haven’t earned a dime, and I’m mentally ill! T皿T”

"No, no, you can't be sick. There must be something unclean in this room. Grandpa smashed it, and you will be back to normal!" After finishing speaking, the old man turned his head to look at the computer.

Eyes like torch!

Murderous!

50 netizens instantly felt a chill down their backs!

"Hello, 120?"

At this time, a phone call saved the studio!

It was Ao Xing, who was deeply shocked, who called for help: "I suspect that I have been under too much pressure recently, and I have lost my mind. I saw an old man eating a big meal in seconds, and now I am going to smash a computer..."

"No, no, I didn't do that." The old man who had lifted up the computer carefully and was about to smash it immediately put down the computer, and moved it back to its original position in detail.

Ao Xing looked at him desperately, and said to the phone: "I actually saw an old man who was almost a hundred years old lift up the computer easily... My hallucinations are getting worse, come and pick me up! "

: No no no!What you see is real!Your grandpa literally lifted a computer!

: Don't doubt yourself, baby!

"What? You told me to go to a mental hospital by myself?"

The phone suddenly turned around.

"Okay, address..."

"Wait, may I ask if you will reimburse me for the travel expenses?"

"What? The toll is at your own expense? I..." Ao Xing checked the map, and when he saw the estimate of the toll, he burst into tears: "Taxi fare 201 in the middle of the night! It's more expensive than the toll to go home! Don't go Already!"

He cut off the phone angrily!

:...

: Fortunately, you are poor enough.

: Fortunately, the website will only send money next month...

: Poverty saves you.

Ao Xing turned to look at the old man with firm eyes: "Grandpa, I will take you home first tomorrow, and when I get home, I will ask my father for money to go to the mental hospital."

: Good boy!

: You are so sick, you still think about grandpa! (great)

"No, I want to be with you." The old man also said firmly, "I will be with you these few days, whether you go back to your hometown or go to a mental hospital, we will be together."

"why?"

"Because these days..."

Rumble!

There was a sudden thunder in the sky!

"Ouch!" Ao Xing was startled, his reaction was so great that even he couldn't believe it, he subconsciously looked out of the window: "It's strange, I'm usually not afraid of thunder, why does it feel like thunder this time? On top of my own head...?"

"Gege..."

There was the sound of chattering teeth.

Ao Xing looked down and saw his grandfather hugging him tightly like a koala, not to mention his big white teeth, which were rattling loudly.

"Grandpa, are you afraid of thunder?" Ao Xing asked in surprise.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words were finished, Grandpa pressed his head into his arms, and while staring at the lightning that kept turning bright outside, he kept saying to Ao Xing: "Zai, don't be afraid, there is a Grandpa is here, this thunder can't hit you, Ge Gege..."

Ao Xing popped his head: "Who is afraid?"

boom!

A thunder!

Ao Xing immediately hugged Grandpa!

Grandpa patted his head reassuringly.

he:"……"

It's still live.

Tomorrow, will the news that a young anchor with a mental disorder is scared by Lei go to find his grandfather, will it become popular on the Internet?

"Well, I'm actually not afraid of thunder..."

Ao Xing explained to the live broadcast camera: "But today the thunder is a bit powerful. It sounds particularly oppressive. It seems that it is coming at me and will kill me at any time. This thunder must be different from the usual thunder. Maybe there is some fellow Taoist crossing the catastrophe nearby..."

boom!

A flash of lightning struck Ao Xing directly with sparks!

He was in a bad mood in an instant!

"Fuck! Is that me, fellow daoist??!"