I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Rumbling--

The thunder in the sky is bombarding wildly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also blowing up the screen.

Because everyone can see clearly——

A thunderbolt landed at the anchor's feet!

If it wasn't for the old man who was clinging to the anchor and secretly moved someone, then the thunder would have hit them both!

and……

People in the house, can be struck by lightning? ?

If the anchor is struck by lightning on an open flat ground, it is understandable. After all, the flat ground is empty and there is no shelter on the head. It is normal to be struck.

But now this?

This is the house!

Not to mention how many floors there are on the top, it's too unscientific to just chop down the center of the room like this carelessly?

: What the hell?What's the plot now?

: Attention everyone, it’s thundering and raining, we have to collect clothes~~

: Live Transcending Tribulation? ? ?

: It's not that there are fellow daoists nearby who are crossing the catastrophe, but the anchor is going to cross the catastrophe?

: Are you sure it's the anchor Dujie, not Zulong Dujie?

: I've already figured out a big scene in my mind, either the anchor crosses the catastrophe and ascends, or Zulong finds a nobleman to prevent the disaster in order to avoid the disaster, and this nobleman is either someone or our anchor!

: Upstairs +999

: Oh my god, this is exciting, live broadcast crossing the catastrophe!

: Let me get some fairy spirit.

: I think the anchor is crossing the catastrophe, otherwise Lei would not be so small at Zulong's level.

: This fucking is still called small? ?

: I hahaha, Lei Tai has a fucking personality today, there are so many wires in the house, they don't hack computers, only people haha...

: We can still continue to watch the live broadcast, haha!

: Can you see clearly?

: Can't see clearly, the lightning in the house is too bright haha!

: I can’t see anything, but I’m just happy!

: Hope to see the host live to the end.

: I wish the anchor a smooth promotion, and bless me to pass the final exam smoothly!

: I ask the anchor to bless...

: (worship God)

: (collectively worship the Great God)

boom--

"Damn it! Why did you blow me up!" Inside the house, Ao Xing was carrying an old man on his back, and was blown to his feet by the thunder!

"Am I crazy? Or is God crazy? You can be struck by lightning even if you hide in the house?"

boom!

This sound hit the window glass!

Even so, Ao Xing was taken aback, turned his head to look, just in time to see the strong light is dissipating, as if nothing happened...

With one hand, he stuffed his head into his bosom and touched it.

"Azai, grandpa checked the almanac recently, and it is not suitable to go out. Listen to grandpa, let's not go out these few days." The old man said earnestly.

And the rumbling thunder outside the window gradually faded away.

However, he was still wandering in the city, as if he was looking for someone to hack...

Ao Xing heard that the thunder was far away, and immediately pulled away the old man, and asked seriously: "Grandpa, tell me honestly, are you a monster or not?"

The old man came over with a slap: "You are a monster! Your whole family are monsters... Uh, no, I am in your whole family..."

"So are you a monster?" Ao Xing asked sharply.

Old man: "I am not."

"Then why does this thunder keep hitting you? The buildings are coming straight in!" Ao Xing pointed at the ceiling angrily!

On the ceiling, there is a big black hole, and the people upstairs are looking down dumbfounded.

On the floor, there was also a big black hole, and the people downstairs were also staring up dumbfounded.

: Good guy, I was so heartbroken.

: Really dripping! (great)

: Is this fucking called Xiaolei? ?

:neighbor: What the hell are we doing wrong?

: It’s too miserable, the neighbors of the anchor, just avoided the earthquake, and then encountered thunder, hahaha!

: Neighbor: I don’t know what happened tonight, but so many natural disasters and man-made disasters come together, I can still survive... I will buy a lottery ticket tomorrow!

: The real name feels sorry for the neighbors of the anchor.

: Hahahahahahahaha, let’s laugh first!

: I heard that someone broadcasted Transcending Tribulation? Let me take a look... Oh my god, I can’t see anything, this lightning blinds me!

: I heard that someone here is broadcasting Dujie live?I'll take a look...

: I can’t see anything, let’s worship God with everyone first.

: Bless God...

: I ask the anchor to bless you, tomorrow's face-to-face will be smooth...

The number of people in the live broadcast room doubled again!

In a blink of an eye, it skyrocketed to 100 million people!

Looking at the face downstairs full of thirst for knowledge for three seconds, Ao Xing decisively pointed to another bewildered face upstairs, and said to the downstairs seriously: "It's not me, it must be that the upstairs is crossing the catastrophe!"

The upstairs neighbor panicked, and in the next second, he also decisively pointed upwards: "It's not me, it must be the fifth floor that is crossing the catastrophe!"

Neighbor on the fifth floor: "It's not me! I'm just an ordinary mortal, it must be the sixth floor that is going through the tribulation!"

The neighbor on the sixth floor yelled: "Fuck! I'm on the top floor! Which bastard is on the roof of our building?"

On the roof, of course, no one said a word.

: Hahaha, anchor 666!

: If you don't obey the wall, I will obey you!

: The anchor is so fucking witty!

: This pot is so good~!

: Anyway, no matter who crosses the catastrophe, just scold the upstairs first! (laughing and crying)

: The neighbor who is the anchor is too miserable!

: Judging from the floor and room layout, the anchor should have rented a self-built house in an urban village...

: Landlord: No matter which one of you survives the robbery, please pay for the repair fee!

:Hahaha!

After successfully dumping the pot, Ao Xing moved secretly, hugged his grandfather, and retreated tactically.

It doesn't matter which of them survives the robbery, anyway, the blame must be thrown out, after all, he really has no money to help the landlord repair the house.

Ao Xing lowered his voice (the house is leaking, the neighbors upstairs and downstairs can't hear it!), and whispered to the old man: "Grandpa, let's pack up our things quickly and run away. Otherwise, the landlord will kill us at dawn tomorrow, and we No one can escape!"

"Who is the landlord? How could he make Ah Zai so pale?" The old man asked nervously.

Ao Xing said solemnly: "The landlord... is the most terrifying creature in the world! On the 1st of every month, the combat power soars, the skill points are full, and I will never leave until I kill you!"

: Oh my god, that's so accurate, my landlord is like this too!

: My landlord also collects rent on the 1st...

: My landlord usually collects rent on the 30th of the month...

: Is this the end of the catastrophe?It seems that I didn't chop a few times!

: It's not over, I can still hear the thunder, but it doesn't come in.

: I feel like Tianjie is lost...

: Agree upstairs +999

: The urban routine is deep, and the catastrophe also gets lost!

: Meow, I said earlier that I lost my way during the catastrophe, are you trying to laugh me to death?

In front of the camera, how can Ao Xing still have the mood to care about the live broadcast or not?The most important thing now is to pack up and escape!

Too many weird things happened tonight, every one of them is fatal.

He packed up his belongings first, and when he finished packing up, the sky was almost dawn, and the thunder was almost over, so he could escape back to his hometown just before the landlord came to kill him!

He put down his grandfather, turned around and went to pack his things.

"Azai, it's not advisable to go out these days..." Grandpa said worriedly.

"These days, don't engage in superstition." Ao Xing said.

"Then don't go so fast! You can't be three steps away from me..."

Can't stay three steps away?

How can he have the time to control this distance now?

The most important thing now is——

tidy up!

Ao Xing was busy running around in the room, and his grandfather followed closely behind his buttocks, no more, no less, within three steps.

Annoyed by being followed, Ao Xing couldn't help reaching out and pushing the old man: "Oh, stop making trouble, I don't have time to play shadow stepping games with you!"

With this push, the old man fell backwards: "Oh..."

no more, no less,

Three steps away.

boom!

Thunder from heaven!