I'm serious about making money

Before Lao Guo went to the Spring Festival Gala, there was a peak period of creation.

Entrusting Wife and Offering Son, Xizhengmeng, and I Want to Time Travel are all jokes created at that time. These jokes are indeed funny and can be called classics.

Later, he became a character, and he kept on talking about "the poor grow treacherous, the rich grow conscience", sitting on the judging panel pointing out Jiang Shan, scolding Fang Qiu, the jokes became more and more boring, and the sense of humor probably made Zang Mi feel exhausted Expelled.

But in any case, I want to cross the line. The quality of this work is really good, and it is considered a rare and innovative work in the field of cross talk.

Most importantly, it's clean enough.

There is neither feces, fart, ethics, nor social satire. It is purely based on the concept of "time travel" and tells a few jokes to amuse everyone. It is perfect for the Spring Festival Gala.

Jia Lin looked at Jiang Yu with brilliance in her eyes.

She knew that this man was talented, but she didn't expect him to be so talented.

Just chatting casually, you can come up with such classic jokes.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Yu found Jia Lin reaching out to touch her head.

Jia Lin touched her forehead, withdrew her hand, with a look of admiration on her face: "I just want to see how your head grows, and why you have so many wonderful ideas."

If it were her, she wouldn't be able to write such jokes in eight lifetimes.

Jiang Yu said in her heart, if you were born again, you can do it too. It is not me who is talented, but that little black fat man.

But at this time, Lao Guo is probably still walking around to support the group of apprentices. There is a high probability that I have not created this joke about crossing.

Jiang Yu also accepted the honor without shame.

"This art comes from life. You have to see and think more to be inspired."

Jia Lin smiled and said, "According to my physique, I guess I can only eat more and sleep more."

"Hahaha, it's rare that you have this self-knowledge."

"I hate it." Jia Lin patted him shyly, and then said seriously: "Then you said, we just revolve around this theme and keep traveling into those unlucky ghosts?"

After listening to Jiang Yu's two short jokes, she basically figured out the routine of this burden.

Basically, "she" imagined traveling to ancient times to realize her wish, but in the end the wish was fulfilled, and "she" disappeared.

In this way, a contrast is formed, and the laughing point comes.

Jiang Yu nodded and said: "Yes, but there are two points to be noted. The first is that the objects of time-traveling must be celebrities, and the audience must be familiar with them, at least at the level of Pan Jinlian and Yang Yuhuan."

"Another one, I suggest that you better dig out your own characteristics, and then write jokes in a targeted manner."

"Features?" Jia Lin asked, "Does it count if I'm particularly fat?"

"Forget it, of course it does," Jiang Yu said with a smile: "In addition to being fat, you are also poor and have no girlfriend. These are all characteristics."

Jiang Yu avoided her ordinary attack and continued: "If you can incorporate these characteristics into your work, then it will become your character design."

With the character design, the following paragraphs will be easy to write.

For example, Jia Lin was ugly, so she wanted to become a beautiful woman, but she transmigrated into Pan Jinlian.

Another example is that Jia Lin is fat, so she wanted to go back to an era when fat was considered beautiful, that is, the Tang Dynasty, but she transmigrated into Yang Yuhuan, and arrived at Maweipo just after passing through.

Another example is that Jialin has no partner, so she wants to marry a talented and handsome man. Not to mention, her wish has come true after time travel.

The only problem is that her husband's surname is Chen and his name is Shimei.

The two of them discussed while eating watermelon, and quickly determined the characters to be crossed, and the basic context of this cross talk was determined accordingly.

The rest of the work is to polish the jokes through rehearsal, which Jia Lin can handle by herself, so Jiang Yu basically doesn't need to worry about it.

"Jiang Yu, if you don't talk about cross talk, it's really a shame."

Jia Lin killed most of the watermelon, couldn't bear it anymore, lay on the chair touching her belly, and gave Jiang Yu a thumbs up.

Jiang Yu was also a little supportive, stood up and said: "I want to talk about cross talk, that's really a shame."

"That's right, making movies is definitely more profitable than talking about cross talk," Jia Lin said happily while feeling a little emotional.

When she was at a low ebb, Jiang Yu wrote a story about a blind date to save her from fire and water.

Now that she is in a bottleneck period, after chatting with Jiang Yu for a while, she has another great idea.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Jiang Yu is her noble person.

However, she can't always rely on Jiang Yu, can she?

"Brother, teach sister, how do you usually create, what experience do you have to share?"

Jialin humbly asked for advice.

Jiang Yu turned back and smiled, "My creative experience can be summed up in two words, do you want to know?"

"Yes I do."

"Oh, my house is too messy, the floor is covered with dust, and no one cleans it up," Jiang Yu pretended to be distressed.

Without further ado, Jia Lin got up and picked up the mop, "Don't worry, your sister is going all out today, if you have any work to do, just tell me."

"That's what you said," Jiang Yu said with a smile, "You mopped the floor for me, cooked the meal, washed the clothes and sheets, and the glass windows of my house are also dirty and need to be wiped, and other things."

"Cough," Jialin coughed, "Let me remind you, you can't go too far."

Jiang Yu laughed, accepted it when he saw it, and said: "Okay, since you are so sincere, then I will pass on my exclusive creative secrets to you. Simply put, there are only two words, one is copying, the other is mocking." .”

"Plagiarism? Plagiarism?"

"How is it plagiarism? It's borrowing!"

Jiang Yu corrected: "The domestic comedy industry is actually just in its infancy. Japan, South Korea, Europe and the United States are much more developed than ours. We can learn from many of their programs."

Jialin nodded with a half understanding.

Her later sketches were basically "copied" from Bangzi Kingdom.

Jiang Yu leaked the secret in advance.

"Let's talk about ridicule, that is, sarcasm, this is a bit more advanced."

Jiang Yu said: "Actually, it's not difficult to be funny. It's nothing more than finding a small person and making him unlucky. The audience sees his funny appearance and laughs happily."

"However, the choice of this little person is very critical."

For example, Kong Yiji.

Is Kong Yiji a Mao classic?

Just imagine, a small town is a problem solver, and it is easy to pass the college entrance examination, go to university, learn some useless knowledge, and achieve nothing after graduation.

He has read some books, considers himself an intellectual, and looks down on those working people at the bottom, but he can't get rid of the life at the bottom.

After 12 years of hard study, in exchange for a college diploma—the indelible gown became his last dignity.

But even in a long gown, he can only drink while standing.

Unwilling to go down to the bottom, but also unable to break through the class, and finally can only find a sense of existence in front of the children.

"Do you know the four expansion methods of Taylor series?"

The little guy pouted and left, thinking that people who are like beggars are worthy of me?

What's more, our shopkeeper's bookkeeping never uses calculus.

Kong Yiji sighed, looking very regretful, and the merciless laughter of everyone came from his ears: "Kong Yiji, why can't you even get a job?"

Immediately, the air inside and outside the house was filled with joy.

funny?

funny.

Everyone laughed at Kong Yiji, and in the end everyone became Kong Yiji.

So Kong Yiji has become the most brilliant and classic comedy character.

Brother Xun's skills can also be seen from this.

Lao Guo's early Western Expedition Dream, I am a gangster, actually has a bit of Kong Yiji's flavor, and they are all stories of the struggle of the bottom of the society.

Later, when I became famous and broke away from the low-level environment, I could no longer create such vivid characters.

This "mocking" mocks the public and society.

Comedians like Jia Lin are even lower, they can only "mock" themselves, that is, blackmail themselves.

To amuse the audience with defects such as being ugly and fat.

However, Jia Lin is still in the groping stage at this time, and she is not clear about her own position. Hearing Jiang Yu say "self-deception", she seems to have realized something.

Through the performance during this period, she also discovered that the longer she grows and the fatter she is, the more the audience laughs and becomes happier.

At first, she thought it might be because she became more festive after gaining weight, but now that Jiang Yu said that, she finally understood the reason.

The audience likes to see a fat girl on stage, all kinds of funny and embarrassing looks, which will give them a sense of superiority.

Therefore, many comedians bring happiness to the audience, but they are not happy, and some even fall into depression.

Because not everyone can abandon their self-esteem for ten years and play an unlucky person on the stage.

That's the sad part of comedians.

"I understand now when you say that."

Awakened by Jiang Yu's words, Jia Lin realized that her advantage lies here.

She has a big heart, but she doesn't think there is anything so sad about it.

How can I have time to mourn when I make money?

"Okay, you can think about it first, I'll catch up on sleep," Jiang Yu yawned, ready to go back to the room and continue to sleep for a while.

Jia Lin said caringly: "Okay, you go to sleep, I'll call you when I finish the meal later."

Jiang Yu agreed, and then closed the door with a plop.

Jia Lin leaned on the mop and cleaned up the dust on the floor one by one, her mind was full of thoughts.

When doing this kind of mechanical work, it is best to think about problems.

She and Jiang Yu met at the end of 2004, and now it has been more than four years in a blink of an eye. During these four years, Jia Linyuan participated in hundreds of performances, and even attended a Spring Festival Gala, accumulating a wealth of stage experience.

But always tepid.

Jia Lin also analyzed that the main reason is that she lacks the ability to continuously create good works, and she cannot frequently swipe her face to let the audience remember herself.

But when Jiang Yu said this, she felt that she had found a new reason.

——Her character design is not clear enough.

Ugly, poor, fat, no one loves no one loves these are her character designs.

Her subsequent works should all revolve around this character.

Jialin lowered her head and looked, and she could vaguely see the tip of her toes in front of her stomach.

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that a woman who bows her head but does not see her toes is the most beautiful woman in the world.

But there is another possibility, that it is too fat to see.

Damn, it seems that I still have to continue to gain weight.

Jialin sighed faintly.

"Mr. Jiang, you are back."

After Jia Lin left, Jiang Yu rested for another day before arriving at the small building of Jiuliu Media.

It is no longer possible for Jiang Yu to spend a lot of time participating in rehearsals for the Spring Festival Gala.

His career focus is on the company's projects.

Chen Yang hugged his arm and dragged him directly to the work station.

"Look, I've saved a lot of work here."

"What is it?" Jiang Yu asked.

Chen Yang gave full play to the quality that a secretary should have, organized the work during the two months without Jiang Yu into categories, and waited for the boss to come back.

"The first is the advertisement invitation. I don't think you will shoot commercial advertisements anymore, so I will help you back."

Jiang Yu nodded, "Well done."

Shooting commercials is just practice for him, and now he doesn't need to shoot commercials for that little salary.

"However, Lao Ma Galloping forwarded a few invitations from CCTV's public service advertisements, and I will keep them for you," Chen Yang handed him several documents.

"CCTV has launched a special event called Public Service Advertisement Is a Light, soliciting public service advertisements from all walks of life to promote truth, goodness and beauty, and promote positive energy."

"Didn't you say that in addition to making money, we also have to undertake some social responsibilities, so I will keep it."

Jiang Yu took the file and flipped through it roughly, and found that the special topic of CCTV was really interesting.

There are no restrictions on the subject matter and delivery time, but only some themes are given, such as family affection, environmental protection, obeying traffic rules, etc. The only requirement is to be creative and moving enough.

Before Jiang Yu made an advertisement for Lao Ma Galloping, the person in charge over there had a deep impression on him, knowing that the most important thing Director Jiang lacked was creativity, so he directly invited him.

Looking at these propositions, Jiang Yu's mind suddenly burst into inspiration.

He has seen many interesting public service advertisements in later generations, and it is not a bad idea to shoot them in advance.

After Jiang Yu bought a house and was worth tens of millions, he realized that people can't just live for money, and occasionally they should do something meaningful for the society.

For example, he is very interested in shooting public service advertisements.

"Is there anything else?" Jiang Yu asked after putting away the documents.

"Well," Chen Yang pulled out another folder, "You asked me to make a plan that was startling every step of the way. I probably confirmed a few main actors, but I haven't contacted them yet. You can take a look first. .”

Jiang Yu opened it, and saw that Chen Yang had carefully made a character list, listing all the main characters in Bu Bu Jing's heart, with personalities and character relationships marked below, and photos of the actors were pasted next to them.

The first is Kangxi, with a picture of Zhang Tielin posted next to him.

Jiang Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, "Are you sure you want Huang Ama to play Kangxi?"

"Aren't they all Huang Ama?" Chen Yang was plausible, "And they all have similar personalities."

"It's similar, Huang Aman is funny, okay?" Jiang Yu directly rejected the proposal.

Then turn to the second page and continue reading.

The second page is the fourth child, and the actors to be determined are Nie Yuan and Liu Kaiwei.

Jiang Yu thought for a while, and found that these two actors are still very suitable for Fourth Master.

Needless to say, Nie Yuan, Liu Kaiwei does have the demeanor of a domineering president.

Mo Shaoqian in Qianshan Muxue can be said to be the earliest domineering president in China, and Liu Kaiwei has indeed performed the kind of forbearance, coldness and gentleness of the president.

I just don't know if he wants to shave his head or not.

The third page is the old eight, and the actors to be determined are Zhao Hongfei and Qiao Zhenyu.

Chen Yang explained: "Eighth Master is the type who is as rich as jade, and the jade tree is like the wind, so the actor must be handsome."

Jiang Yu nodded, approving her judgment.

In terms of beauty, Jiang Yu has only served two people, one is Hu Ge, and the other is Qiao Zhenyu.

Only these two men in the circle can compete with him in beauty.

only

"Don't you think about me, your master?" Jiang Yu raised her head and asked.

"You?" Chen Yang stretched out his hand and turned another page, "Here, Master Fourteen, I think you are the most suitable."

On this page, Chen Yang only posted Jiang Yu's photo, and the accompanying picture was a still photo of Yang Kang.

She had guessed early on that the heroine was her boss's wife, so it was undoubtedly the most suitable for her boss to play the role of the old fourteenth.

Who made Ruoxi marry the old Fourteen in the end?

Just as Jiang Yu was about to say something, the phone rang again.

He looked up and saw that it was Cai Yirong calling.

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