Little God Big Cockroach

"No... I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll change my wish."

Fang Han said that because she was dizzy in a hurry. She also knew that "world peace" was too fake and too general. If she wanted to realize it in reality, it would probably be the result of "world destruction".

However, it calmed her down a lot.

She was originally a very smart person, and her tragedy lies in her past life experience, her character and thoughts shaped by her past...

'The shadow of childhood needs a lifetime to heal', her pains are all in the past, and 'obesity' is just one of those pains.

It would be nice if everything could be done again...

Fang Han confirmed the wish in her heart, she said: "I hope I can return to my childhood, back to my seventh birthday."

"..." Exceeded the standard, hey...

The cockroach has great powers, allowing a human being in a small world to return to the past, it is not impossible... But, this world has already been fixed, which means that the timeline and the worldline are locked, and it cannot be manipulated in secret.

'Back to the past' is not possible until 'Oracle of Destruction' is over.

Lian Ze (invisibility) said speechlessly: "Do you think it's easier to 'go back to the past'? Or is it easier to make you a god?"

Fang Han thought that she had said something wrong, and her heart was chilled. She replied cautiously: "... Go back to the past?"

"The timeline can't be moved, you can change another wish."

"Uh..." Fang Han heard that his most wanted wish could not be realized, and suddenly gave up on himself: "Please let this world consider fat as beautiful."

Lian Ze: "It can be done, but it can't be done."

"Why is this again?"

"Because it is easy to have three highs if you are fat, I think healthy people are more beautiful."

"..." Fang Han felt that the reason of the cockroach god hurt her more than the malicious and direct 'because I hate fat people'.

With a long sigh, she no longer panicked. She got off the bed, put on her slippers, and sat down on the edge of the bed.

After a while of silence.

Fang Han made another wish: "I'm tired of this world, please let me leave peacefully, okay?"

——Looking for death.

Lian Ze was walking around the room at the moment, and he said casually: "You have an almost omnipotent wish, which can give you unlimited hope in the future, but why did you make the most pessimistic wish?"

"Can you change the laws of society? Can you make bullying and injustice disappear from human society?"

"The law of nature is 'the weak eat the strong, the survival of the fittest'. I myself am the superior under this law. If you really have the desire to change the world, I can give you the luck of a great man and help you become a reformer of this world. Are you willing?"

"..."

How can a person who dare not even kill his own kind talk about his desire to 'change the world'?

Not to mention the far example, let's talk about the near one.

Just like the marathon, many people feel that they can finish the run by 'doing their best', but if their feet really land on the ground, most people can't even finish the five kilometers without the foundation of exercise.

……

The cockroach god gave Zhang an admission ticket to 'Change the World', but Fang Han...how could she have the courage to become a 'reformer'? All she wanted was to vent her dissatisfaction with the world to a god.

The filth in his heart was uncovered, Fang Han's face turned red, he said no, he didn't say it, he didn't say it.

The atmosphere was momentarily awkward.

At this time, Lian Ze had already 'surrounded' the house.

Looking at some professional books in the room, this fat girl should have majored in computer science when she was in college.

"Ok?"

While walking, Lian Ze accidentally bumped into a bag containing many loose candies.

The handle of the bag was already overwhelmed, and after being touched, it broke instantly.

A large bag of candy fell down, part of which was blocked by the thigh of Lian Ze who was invisible, and then shifted unnaturally in the eyes of outsiders.

After all the candies landed, there was an obviously abnormal blank area between the distribution of candies on the ground.

"..."

The great evil god is also negligent.

——Lian Ze found a good reason for his 'loose attitude'.

Turning his head to look, he found that Fang Han was looking at him.

Fang Han couldn't see the invisible person, but she looked at the distribution of candy on the ground. Such a distribution would only appear when it hit something.

"..." Something invisible was standing there.

With some doubts, she looked at other places in the room. There was no second person in her field of vision, but... Her 'sense of space' felt that there was an extra person in the room.

This is the place she is most familiar with, her feeling...should be reliable?

Could it be... that the 'Periplaneta God' has an entity?

Fang Han stared at the front, unsure: "God of the cockroach, are you right in front of me?"

……

"..."

The God of the Cockroach feels that his "divine power" is gradually decreasing with time, and if it drags on, he will become a "harmonious god".

Thinking of this, he said, "You still have one minute to confirm your wish."

Fang Han had an idea and said, "My wish is you!"

"..." There is no such desire.

"I want you to be my patron saint."

"..." Do you think you are the heroine of a novel... raise a cockroach to earn a cockroach god...

"God of the cockroach, why don't you speak? Is my wish too much?"

"I was thinking, what kind of unrealistic imagination do you have about the cockroach god?" Lianze was speechless, and then continued: "Hmph, you are really difficult to serve, if it weren't for the good temper of the deity, I would have given you the promise of the cockroach." I ran away when I made my first wish."

"There are a lot of cockroach gods."

"..."

While talking, Lian Ze carefully observed the other party for the first time.

This Fang Han is not only fat, but also has a bad foundation. He belongs to the kind that loses weight and doesn't look good.

In terms of character... people are already hopeless, let alone character.

All in all, it's useless.

If the whole person is useless, then just do a 'full body makeover'.

……

With an idea in mind, the God of the Cockroach smiled and said: "This deity can be your patron saint, but this matter is about fate, you have to pass my test before you can be protected by this deity."

Fang Han: "If you want to test it, forget it."

"The time left for you to choose is over. You can either pass the test, or return to your first wish and become a man."

"No, I don't want to be a man, that look is uglier than what I am now."

"Until seven o'clock tomorrow night, this deity will continue to play in this city. As long as you can recognize this deity before that time, this deity will grant your wish. This is the test that this deity will give you."

——With the words, the sound became more and more distant.

Fang Han thought that the other party was going away, so she hurriedly asked, "What does your true self look like?"

Lian Ze's increasingly ethereal voice: "Maybe it's a colorful cockroach, maybe it's a white cat, anything is possible."

In the end, the voice seemed to disappear.

"..." Fang Han was in a complicated mood. She didn't know why she had become like this after making a wish.

Are you really going to take the test?

I didn't want to live in the first place, and dying after becoming a man didn't affect my original decision, and I even felt better about my reputation after death...

As for the test of the cockroach god, it sounds difficult. To do it, it is estimated that you will have to run all over the city. After running, the probability of failure is higher than the probability of success... It's better to lie at home and let it go bad...

Even if you pass by by luck, can the 'Guardian of the Periplaneta God' make your life look brand new?

The cockroach itself is an existence that everyone can step on, and it is worse than the rats in the sewer...

There is also this 'Periplaneta God', who said that she can fulfill one of her wishes, but it turns out that this is not the case, and that is not the case. In the end, she has to pass the test.

It feels worse than a blackened wishing machine...

——Fang Han searched for all kinds of reasons to lie down in his mind.

The seaweed city is so big, the difficulty for ordinary people to find a cockroach god is similar to finding a needle in a haystack.

……

After Lian Ze finished speaking, he did not leave the room immediately, but cast a small spell to eliminate the 'sense of existence', and then kept observing the target's reaction in the room.

As a result, as he expected, the big fat man 'frozen'.

"Heh, heh, a giant in thought, but a dwarf in action."

"It takes a whip to get going."

"..."

In the vanity mirror in the house, the divine figure of the cockroach flashed past, and invisible power poured into the body of the cockroach 'Xiaobao' through the mirror.

In the next moment, 'Little Treasure' released a dazzling blue light, and in the light gradually transformed into a... twenty centimeters tall bug girl?

This little bug girl has brown hair and brown hair, with a delicate face and a cute appearance. Her brown hair is tied into two slender ponytails.

The ponytail is tied with a hair ornament, which looks like the eyes of a cockroach; the clothes worn by Chongniang are reddish brown, and the style refers to the wings of a cockroach.

——This little bug girl has the characteristics of "periplaneta" in her hair accessories and clothing, and her body is still normal.

As soon as Xiao Chongniang appeared, she immediately jumped onto Fang Han's head who was stunned, holding one ear with her two small hands, and said angrily: "Oh! You are a big fat girl who is useless! You are still in a daze!" What are you doing here? Hurry up and go out to find the cockroach god!"

Because Fang Han was too shocked, he couldn't speak fluently: "You, you, you——are you Xiaobao?"

'Chongniang' Xiaobao: "Stupid, who else could it be if it wasn't me? I am the only one in this world who cares about your life."

Fang Han took Xiaobao off his head, and after watching it carefully, his heart was full of emotion and love: "Wow~ my little treasure, you have become so cute!"

--Cried.

"Don't cry, hurry up, hurry up, if you fail to complete the test before seven o'clock tomorrow night, I will change back to my original form."

"..."

The small domestic pet has become a moving figure of a beautiful girl. Which animal-like owner would be willing to change back again?

The cockroach god must be found!Not for myself but for Xiaobao!

……

When Lian Ze saw Fang Han, who was suddenly full of energy, he felt speechless, but at the same time, he thought of an interesting inspiration:

He can launch a "cockroach girl" service for dead houses.

As long as the target customer "sincerely" falls in love with the raised cutie, the cutie can become a different and lovely "cockroach mother".

"...and then change back to its original shape for one day every month. If the love of the dead house changes, the cutie will not be able to change back."

"Thinking about it this way, human love is really full of infinite possibilities."

"No, such a good idea, I have to share it on the 'Little Evil God Forum'."

"..."

General cockroach is busy with too many things now, and he can't do too many things. His colleagues must have a lot of time to panic, and maybe they can really come up with such a service.

……

After Fang Han took Xiao Chongniang out of the rental house, the light and shadow in the room flickered for a while, and Lian Ze showed his appearance.

He picked up a bag of snacks, tore open the package, and ate.

"I have to think about how to make a full body transformation for her..."

This is the main reason why Lian Ze gave the other party a test. He hasn't figured out a plan to realize his wish.

"Hmm... Is the genetic evolution plan better... or the parts upgrade and strengthening plan?"

"..."

This is not a good place to think, so he took a few bags of snacks, then used the wall penetration technique, and left here.

……

That night.

A fierce battle broke out in a park in the city of Nori.

Soon after the battle ended, Jiang Lan sent a message to Minister Lian to report the relevant situation.

The general content is that Xu Yi did not listen to the dissuasion of the crowd, and his master was so angry that he challenged him one-on-one in the park.In the end, Xu Yi used the power of the 'Eye of the Sky' to severely injure his master, and left the scene in a hurry for some reason.

The remaining three old men analyzed the situation and believed that their strength alone was not enough to capture Xu Yi alive, and hoped that Minister Lian could participate.

"..." is not enough to capture alive, it means enough to kill, right?

Lian Ze didn't reply to the message, he stuffed his phone back into his pocket and looked at the cold moon hanging in the night sky.

The crescent moon is curved and the wind is cold. It is a night suitable for hurting people.

"It's still early at night, go and meet that Xu Yi."

In what Big Brother Jia said at the time, Xu Yi was not required to be alive.

Lian Ze is not a bad person, if that promise doesn't arouse his interest, then it's up to the other party whether he dies or not...

……

Seaweed City, in front of a bar.

Lian Ze threw a stone on the ground, and the tip of the stone pointed to the entrance of the bar.

——A simplified version of the spell 'asking for directions', not very sophisticated, barely enough for the current situation.

This bar is having an event and requires an entrance fee to enter.

Lian Ze had cash on him, so he paid the money and went in.

On the stage inside, there is a band performing. The lead singer's singing is so-so, but the long legs are very pleasing to the eye.

Free flow of beer tonight.

Lian Ze took a big glass, took out a bottle of beer from the ice bucket, and filled it up.

As soon as this side was full, a woman with heavy makeup came over to strike up a conversation.

——The handsome guy Lian is very attractive.

Before the other party could speak, Lian Ze stretched out his hand first. He put one hand on the other party's waist, and the gentleman asked, "Ma'am, are you drunk?"

The woman didn't expect him to be so bold, she immediately smiled and said, "Hehe, I'm drunk when I see you."

"Oh? So it's my fault. May I help you sit over there?"

"Okay." ——The woman was not innocent, and then made a more intimate movement.

"..."