Little God Big Cockroach

"..."

The mysterious man complained in his heart, complaining that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today, and suffered two bad lucks in a row.

She carefully and nervously packed up the 'delicate' - in fact, a black cloth wrapped around two decks of cards, and then pretended that she was a non-existent background board, stuck to the wall, and walked away silently.

—very witty.

If she stays longer, she will definitely suffer again.

……

Lian Ze saw the 'mysterious man' leaving quietly, and immediately let go of Fang Han's big hand that held half of Fang Han's face.

He glanced at the other party, and the other party immediately lowered his head like a frightened wild boar, looking terrified.

"Too inferior, you."

"...I'm sorry." - Fang Han didn't know how to answer, so he had to admit his mistake and apologize, although she was not wrong.

"This is not a place to talk, come with me."

"..."

Ten minutes later, the two sat in a tea restaurant.

Lianze looked at the menu for a while, then raised his head, and seeing Fang Han's disappointment again, he said speechlessly, "Why are you acting like a cowardly fat rabbit? There's no need to be so reserved."

Fang Han's eyes flickered, and he didn't dare to look directly at the other party: "...but you are the god of cockroaches, and this is the first time for me to come to such a high-level place..."

"It's just a tea restaurant... the per capita consumption is one or two hundred, have you never been here before?"

"Don't dare to come."

"Huh? Why don't you dare?"

"I will affect their appetite and cause trouble for the shop owner."

"Do you think you are a humanoid cockroach..."

"I have thought so."

"I'm the humanoid cockroach, and there's a cockroach girl in your backpack."

"I'm not fit to be a cockroach."

"..."

People who are ugly and inferior are not worthy of anything.

Freezing three feet is not a one-day cold, the other party's thoughts are deeply ingrained, unless the brain is washed, it is better to take it slowly.

……

Lian Ze shook his head, called the waiter, and ordered some tea and snacks.

After the meal was served, he said, "Fang Han, let Xiaobao out."

"Oh." Fang Han unzipped his backpack.

Little Chong Niang poked her head out of her open mouth, and said politely, "Hi, God, the cockroach!"

Lian Ze patted the soft seat next to him, and said in a gentle voice, "Little guy, come here, your grandpa cockroach god will give you delicious food."

"Thank you, the God of the Cockroach."—Forget about 'Grandpa' later on, the God of the Cockroach should be 'Brother' no matter how you look at it.

Lian Ze called Xiao Chong Niang to his side, and gave her a few refreshments.

The cute little guy sat on the soft chair, moved his hands, and ate a snack.

——Much cuter than a cat eating small dried fish.

Fang Han looked very envious, and suddenly felt that he was not worthy, not worthy of such a cute little treasure...

Lian Ze: "What's your name?"

"Fang Han, I brought my ID card, look." Fang Han took out an ID card from his backpack, put it on the table, and pushed it over.

"..." Who would take out their ID card when introducing themselves...

While Lian Ze was speechless, he glanced at his ID card and found that the other party was only 23 years old this year.

Obviously looks at least 28.

He asked strangely, "How many years have you been working?"

Fang Han broke his fingers and thought for a while: "Half a year?"

"What specialties do you have?"

"Programming."

"What about hobbies?"

"Well... raise Xiaobao."

"How long have you raised Xiaobao?"

"I started raising it when I was a sophomore... I had no friends in college, and the girls in the same dormitory moved to other dormitories because they didn't like me... One day, a lot of cockroaches were released in the dormitory... I... I kept them as pets... Up to now, only Xiaobao is left... They are all dead, god of cockroaches, I didn't kill them. Because they are kept separately, they have no offspring , will not raise more and more..."

——As soon as Fang Han started talking, he talked a lot.

When normal people say these things, tears would flow down their cheeks within a few words, but she is probably 'used' to it, as if the protagonist is not herself...

"..." It's so pitiful, this person.

However, in terms of the degree of drama of the 'story', it is still more exciting than the one I heard in the vegetable market.

Lian Ze just listened to a cross talk, and ate tea while listening.

After the other party finished speaking, he opened his mouth and said: "The regrets of the past can only be made up for now. Your past can't move me, but those cockroaches you raised moved me. You have prepared a plan for remodeling."

As he spoke, he reached out and brushed the table.

A cyan gleam accompanies his movements, where the hand passes, the light converges, forming the part of paper and pencil.

After he withdrew his hand, there was an additional A4 paper with words printed on it, and a sharpened pencil on the table.

Lian Ze picked up a pencil and began to write on the paper. While writing, he said: "I know, the name is 'Fang Han'. Fang Han, do you want to be a man or a woman, or asexual, bisexual, or something else? "

Fang Han didn't know what the God of the Cockroach was doing, so she followed her heart and said, "I want to keep my current gender."

"That's 'gender woman'. Have you ever thought about not being human?"

"Thought..."

"I can transform you into other creatures, what kind of creature do you want to be?"

"I want to be a cat." As he said that, Fang Han suddenly understood something, "God, are you writing my transformation plan?"

"Yeah, didn't I say it earlier?"

"Wait a minute, what should Xiaobao do?"

"It will be back to normal after tonight."

"No, I... I like the current Xiaobao, I don't want to change, I want to change my wish, I want Xiaobao to be by my side forever, and I don't want any other wishes!"

"..." Lian Ze stopped writing, and pushed the gold-rimmed glasses that appeared on his eyes at some point, "This involves another business, I can satisfy you, but before that, let's fill it out This watch. What creature do you want to be?"

Fang Han and Xiaobao looked at each other, and both of them could see the cherishing of themselves from each other's eyes. She said, "I want to continue to be a human being. Being an animal is precarious. It's too difficult."

"Okay, continue to be human."

Lianze dipped some tea with a pencil and dripped it on the table. In the next second, the drop of tea turned into a mass of liquid, and the liquid continued to change, becoming Fang Han's current appearance - equivalent to fifteen centimeters high The isometric figure.

Pointing to the liquid model, he asked, "Do you want to be thinner?"

Seeing this scene, Fang Han was nervous and excited: "Be thinner."

"So thin?"

"Be thinner."

"Do you like an oval face or a heart-shaped face?"

"Oval face."

"Is this okay for the eyes?"

"Slightly smaller..."

"..."

——Liquid model diy.

Under the guidance of Lian Ze and Fang Han's request, the final appearance of the liquid model is a "beautiful girl" at the level of a fish and a wild goose, who is not perfect in every way like a three-dimensional creature.

……

Chongniang Xiaobao took a look and commented: "It doesn't look like the current one at all."

"..."

Fang Han's heart sank when he heard this, and he was a little sad: What's the difference between being transformed into that way and becoming another person?

Lian Ze continued to write and draw on the paper—this paper seemed to be never full. He said: "This is the theoretical final form. The transformation will not happen overnight, and the process is not free. I want to become This kind of appearance requires your own efforts."

"What do you mean?"

"Ever played the game?"

"Played mobile games."

"The transformation plan for you is like a development game. This image is the most satisfactory result you can achieve, but to achieve this result, you need to make various efforts."

"Oh, I get it."

"Go on to the next step when you understand. This deity is a god, but the transformation of the body is boring, so I will install a power system for you. What kind of power system do you like? Magical girls? Cultivation girls? Or superpowers?"

"It will be all right."

"Then give you a random superpower, it's more convenient."

"..."

Hearing this, a flash of inspiration flashed in Fang Han's mind, and he connected all the previous ones together, and suddenly understood the "transformation plan" of the cockroach god.

The God of the Cockroach is designing a game with her as the "protagonist". The "protagonist" is what she looks like now at first, and as the game progresses and the character's level of training increases, the external image of the "protagonist" will gradually change. Change, and finally become the appearance of this liquid model.

That was... a miracle.

……

Around eight in the evening.

Lian Ze drew a full stop on the paper.

This piece of paper is full of words and pictures. With the completion of the period, the picture and text on it shrink rapidly, and other hidden pictures and text occupy the blank space. Just like the process of shrinking pictures, the blank space on the paper becomes less and less , the gray and black are getting deeper...

In the end, one side of this piece of paper was blank, with nothing; the other side was gray and black, with an indescribable weirdness.

Lian Ze rolled up the paper with one hand, and flicked the pencil with the other, turning the pencil into a green string, and tied the paper with the green string.

He said: "I have already understood your request, you can go back and wait for the news."

——The movement of the renovation is a bit loud, and it is not suitable for public places.

Fang Han hurriedly said, "Wait—where's Xiaobao?"

"The deity only has arrangements." After saying that, Lian Ze walked out of his seat, "Oh right, I haven't paid the bill yet, so I'll leave it to you."

After speaking, he walked straight out.

……

Come outside.

Lian Ze took out his mobile phone and looked at the message from Jiang Lan.

The three seniors fought with Xu Yi, and both sides spared no effort to kill each other.

At the last moment, Angel Di ventured into the battlefield and used his weak strength to save Xu Yi's life, but he himself was seriously injured, and now he is rescued in the hospital with Xu Yi.

And those three old seniors were only slightly injured, not serious.

"..."

Come on, the kingly and passionate boy risked his life to save the enemy's aspiring youth, a standard boy manga plot.

"Hmph~ You've worked so hard on the surface, but in the dark, I, the unfathomable head of the YM department, should be the one to make connections and talk about favors. What do you mean by 'behind-the-scenes heroes'?"

"..."

Behind the 'survival game' is 'the great god'. If Lian Ze didn't get involved in this incident, the follow-up would not be able to end at all.

Even if it can end for a while, all participants will suffer endless revenge from the organizer of the game.

……

Lianze was not in a hurry, and after eating supper outside, he walked slowly to the hospital.

inside the hospital.

Seeing Minister Lian, Jiang Lan, who had the color on her body, hurried forward and grabbed him: "Minister Lian, Angel Di is dying, save him!"

"I think he should be okay." - Lian Ze's attitude is bad.

"Minister Lian!" Jiang Lan was angry.

"Okay, okay, take me to the operating room."

"..."

The two went to the operating room and saw Di Angel who was being rescued.

If the rescue is carried out normally, in a few hours, Angel Di will be out of danger.

Now that Minister Lian is here, the wound on the opponent's body has healed within a few minutes, leaving only the loss of energy and spirit, which needs time to recover slowly.

He looked at the blood-stained boy, smiled and shook his head: "It would be nice if it wasn't a wooden head."

——Compared with bloody battles, he prefers the plot of the Love Shura Field.

Angel Di has the "protagonist luck". Even if there is no evil spirit from outside, he will experience various events. His whole life may not be happy, but it must be exciting.

If there is no background of "destruction of the world", perhaps... this kid may be able to live the life of Bai Xue...

"..."

After Lian Ze finished his treatment, he began to think about chores. Before long, an old man rushed into the emergency room.

This old man is exactly the one who was overshadowed by the 'big carrot' before.

As soon as he came in, he grabbed Lian Ze by the collar, with an angry expression on his face: "Why aren't you there when we need you!

! ”

——In his opinion, if the Minister of YM participated in the extermination of the 'players', most casualties would definitely be reduced.

Lian Ze showed a helpless smile: "Guess who blocked the supervisor of the 'Survival Game'?"

"What supervisor?!"

"You deal with the 'players', and I deal with the 'organizer'. You should be clear that only if my side succeeds, you and them can survive."

"How could I be clear! I'm not a god, I don't know what you did!" - Having said that, the old man relaxed his hands, and his attitude improved a lot.

Lian Ze: "Let's talk about the details tomorrow. I have worked hard all day and I need to take a rest."

"You can't rest yet. Your healing spells are so powerful. Old man Wang, his apprentices, and your little ones from 'Tian Ling' all need you." ——The old man has a need for others, with a complexion Stubborn and flattering, very playful.

"Okay~ okay~ I see you are in a hurry, like a female monkey."

"..." - Swallowed.

"Wait a minute, I can't say you are a female monkey, after all I am your grandfather."

"Are you going to die or not! You're rambunctious, like a bitch!" - furious.

This old man is very funny, he looks like a big golden retriever who has been robbed of his job in a state of exasperation and helplessness.

Lian Ze bumped into the other person's shoulder, pretending to be kind and said: "Hey, call me again, if you call me, I will save someone."

——With the interaction between the "old and young" two live treasures, the atmosphere in the emergency room gradually became more cheerful.

The old man looked confused, stomped his feet suddenly, covered his face with his hands and said, "Oh, grandpa! Hurry up and save someone!"

"Hahaha~ Your grandpa will go too!" Grandpa Lianze did what he said, and immediately went to save people.

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