Little God Big Cockroach

In the emergency room, no matter men, women or children, they all looked at the old man strangely.

Some people want to flatter: "The old man is so powerful, he sacrifices himself for others."

"..."

Don't talk about it, but when you say it, the old man's face turns red: "Shut up!"

Disappointed.

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, he glanced at Di Tiantian, then covered his face with one hand, and walked away quickly.

……

Lian Ze is a good man, but not good enough.

He heals people's wounds, regardless of the minor injuries, but only cares about the seriously injured.

Treating the seriously injured is not a complete cure, but only a general treatment, so that the other person's life is out of danger and the future trouble of disability is avoided.

After treatment one by one, they finally arrived at the emergency room where 'Xu Yi' was.

The doctor who is rescuing the other party is a "medical magician" in the extraordinary world, and the treatment method is mainly spells.

When Lian Ze came in, apart from patients, doctors and nurses, there was an old man in a wheelchair in the emergency room.

The old man's face was full of distress and sorrow, combined with the current situation, if he thought about it casually, he could guess that he was Xu Yi's master—"Wang Zhi" old man Wang.

When old man Wang saw Lian Ze, his expression immediately became serious.

Lian Ze glanced at the other party, but didn't pay attention immediately.

He came to the operating table, put his hand on the forehead of 'Xu Yi', the light of the spell shone under his hand, and in an instant, under the action of this force, a shriveled and weird 'eyeball' was forcibly removed from the The inside of 'Xu Yi''s forehead was torn out.

The 'eyeball' is trapped in the light circle, it is like a tadpole, struggling and swimming in it, its 'eyeball' is turning, the 'eyeball' seems to have a look, the whole 'eyeball' is like an independent Creatures are very strange.

"..."

Lian Ze took a second look, then shook his right hand violently, pinching the 'eyeball' to ashes.

The situation is a little more complicated than imagined.

This 'eyeball' is not the 'defective sky eye' that Boss Jia said earlier.

This thing is 'Parasite·Sky Eye'.

……

After Lian Ze pinched the 'eyeballs', he patted the 'medicalist' who was stunned, "Don't be in a daze, continue to rescue."

The healer who just woke up from a dream: "Okay!"

"..."

Turn around and walk out of the emergency room.

When I got outside, I happened to see a group of people involved in the incident.

The old man with an interesting personality hurriedly asked, "Is Xu Yi out of danger?"

Lian Ze: "I pulled out his 'Sky Eye', he is still being rescued, but I am sure he will not die."

"Hey, I've already called you 'Grandpa', why don't you just cure him directly?"

"Hey, hey, although our army treats the prisoners preferentially, it doesn't mean that everyone is treated preferentially. That guy asked for it, and he was lucky if he didn't die."

"..."

At this time, Old Man Wang was pushed out of the emergency room by the nurse. He said with a heavy expression, "The matter is not over yet. The evil gods behind the 'Survival Game' will not let us go. We need to be prepared to accept their revenge."

Lian Ze waved his hand, "Ah... You said that, I have already dealt with that, you don't have to worry about being retaliated against."

"???"

Old man Wang had seen the real power of the evil god up close, and he couldn't believe it: "That is the evil god."

Lian Ze: "My ym department's lair is in the mandarin fish market, and I'm afraid of the evil god with an awl."

"..."

The mandarin fish market is the base camp of the gods, and the gods are "complete evil gods", but they are not afraid of other evil gods.

——Old man Wang and others mistakenly thought that behind the ym department was a human god.

……

In any case, the events brought about by the 'Survival Game' have come to an end here.

Later.

Minister Lian held a small departmental meeting in Angel Di's ward, mainly to listen to the two department members talk about their respective experiences in the incident.

——From the perspective of God, the experience of the two members is more exciting and exciting than that of the minister.

After all, the two members are human beings who will die if they are not careful, and Minister Lian is a small account. The gameplay of the two sides is different, one is action-adventure, and the other is exploration and play, so they cannot be generalized.

Lian Ze: "The task is finished, you don't need to listen to my arrangements, you two can do whatever you want. Jiang Lan, come with me, I have something to tell you."

Jiang Lan: "?"

The two came to a corner outside the ward.

Lian Ze whispered: "Jiang Lan, when you write the report, add a sentence, saying that the Minister of YM does not suggest breaking the rules of the 'survival game', but only suggests eliminating 'players' who are dangerous to human society."

Jiang Lan: "...Just this sentence?"

"Heh... I'll go out for supper, you can do whatever you want." Lian Ze smiled, turned around and left.

"..."

There is a "big god" behind the "survival game". If all human beings "fill in" that thing, they may not be able to kill each other.

Forget about a little 'order of heaven'.

……

……

Around two in the morning.

In a single apartment.

Waves suddenly rose on the wall outside the building, and then, a human-looking guy walked out of it.

Before this person made any movement, a small, figurine-like bug girl said in the room: "God of the cockroach?"

— a very soft voice.

Xiao Chongniang deliberately lowered her voice for fear of waking Fang Han who was asleep.

There was only one small night light on in the room, the light was dim, but it was enough to see the people around.

Lian Ze took out a takeaway box from the bag in his hand, which contained some hot vegetables he had just packed.

He opened the lid of the box, handed it to the mattress in front of Xiao Chongniang, and said with a smile, "Have some supper, I packed it specially for you."

——Actually, he ordered too much to eat, and the enthusiastic proprietress "unauthorizedly" packed it for him.

Little Chongniang didn't know the truth, even if she knew, she was very happy: "Thank you, God of the Cockroach."

"..."

The God of the Cockroach cast a spell of 'blocking the sight and hearing' on Fang Han, then opened the refrigerator as if he was at home, and took out a bottle of Coke from it.

呲——

Unscrew the cap and take a sip.

"Phew~ Coke really tastes better on ice, even in winter."

As he spoke, he also poured a cup for Xiao Chongniang.

Two cockroaches, one big and one small, started eating and drinking in the room.

It's a bit embarrassing to say, but the God of Cockroach eats other people's food without telling others' home, which makes him feel indescribably refreshing.

——Perhaps, this is... the 'modern instinct' of the cockroach family to keep pace with the times.

Lian Ze pulled a chair and sat down, turned his head and glanced at the vanity mirror in the room, the vanity mirror flashed, reflecting his 'godly appearance'.

The spell to be used next is too large for a 'human' individual, and it can't be done in hundreds of years, so it has to be done by the 'god'.

Lian Ze has two things in one mind, while eating, drinking and gnawing melon seeds in reality, while earnestly designing spells in the realm of fiction and reality.

By dawn, the spell design was complete.

'General Cockroach' was caught in the mirror and waved his hand handsomely, two light clusters, one large and one small, flew out from the 'realm of virtual reality', arrived in the room, and hovered in mid-air.

Looking at the two clusters of light, Lian Ze said: "It is difficult for the wish not to change during the process of realizing it. This big fat girl is a bit special, but not special enough. In terms of value, she Not worthy of what I did for her."

Xiao Chongniang covered her heart with one hand, looking a little nervous: "Then why...?"

"I love giving someone a rich and exciting life, and I want you to make her life like the heroine of a novel."

As he said that, Lianze raised his hand and conjured up a rolled paper.

He flicked his finger at the paper roll, and the paper roll was ejected, directly submerged into the larger light ball.

In the next instant, the light group released an even more dazzling light.

"Little Treasure, in the world of gods, the concept of 'Guardian God' is like the totem of primitive tribes. The practicality of this wish is about zero. That is to say, your master made a nearly useless wish to me. Heh~ human beings Understanding and divine interpretation often diverge at the most fundamental level."

"..." Xiao Chongniang was not afraid when she heard these words, because she knew that the God of the Cockroach was a good god.

Lian Ze continued: "According to human understanding, I am not her patron saint, Xiaobao, you are her patron saint."

"What?" Little Chong Niang was surprised.

"I said, from now on, you will be her patron saint."

As he said that, Lianze hooked his finger, and the larger ball of light was guided, and went straight to Xiao Chongniang, sinking into the opponent's body.

The cyan light emitted from Xiaochongniang's body, gradually 'degenerated' in the light, and finally 'degenerated' back to the original appearance of the cockroach.

Lian Ze took the cockroach 'Little Treasure' into his palm and said with a smile, "I have buried a huge amount of wealth for you two, but if you want to own this wealth, you need to work hard to dig it out. To play in the world, it is It's like playing a game."

He put Xiaobao on the bed, waved his hand, and the smaller ball of light circled in the air, and then merged into Fang Han's body.

After doing this, he cleaned up the leftover garbage, where it came from, and where it went.

……

the next morning.

Fang Han was woken up by the familiar alarm sound. She closed her eyes and doubted her life for a while, then suddenly remembered what happened yesterday.

She suddenly opened her eyes and looked around, but there was no sign of Xiao Chongniang.

"Little treasure?"

"Little Treasure! Little Treasure! Where are you?"

——and hurriedly searched in the room.

"I'm here! Here!" - a very small voice, which was not noticed until it was shouted many times.

Fang Han stopped what he was doing, listened carefully, and turned his head to look, only to see the 'Periplaneta' Xiaobao lying on the dressing table.

She walked over quickly, and leaned forward with a big face: "Xiaobao, are you talking?"

"it's me!"

Little Treasure jumped to the other's nose, and at the moment of contact between the two, something indescribable connected one person and one insect together.

Xiaobao made a mechanical sound:

"**The transformation system is activated, and the user's personal interface is being generated—"

——'**' was deliberately set by the cockroach god, as for the 'system'... it's an old setting.

Putting aside the bits and pieces of settings, to put it simply, it is 'do tasks, earn rewards, redeem points, upgrade and strengthen'.

In particular, due to the designer's personal preferences, the tasks and challenges generated by this 'system' tend to be somewhat orange in general...

In short, it's up to people.

As long as he works hard, Fang Han can become a great beauty, and Xiao Bao can also become a cute insect girl again, and it is not impossible to even become an adult...

……

……

January fifth.

On the last day of the long vacation, Lian Ze returned to the mandarin fish market.

He came back that afternoon, and immediately went to the 'Second Fate Restaurant', but the owner of the restaurant was not in the store and took his daughter to the amusement park.

I ate a 'closed door' which is not considered closed door.

Boss Lian held a grudge, so he deliberately stood guard outside.

In the evening, he saw Boss Jia and his daughter appearing at the door of the restaurant, and immediately rushed out of his friend's shop, picking up the little girl from behind like a human trafficker.

The little girl 'Yanyan' was taken aback: "Ah!

! ”

Turning her head, she found that it was someone she knew, and she puffed up her mouth and said angrily, "Uncle Da Lian, you are so bad!"

"Hey~" Lian Ze put his 'ice hand' on the opponent's fleshy cheek, "How many times have I said, you want to call me 'godfather'."

As soon as Yanyan said this, before Yanyan could respond, her father directly kicked her, towards the opponent's ass.

Lianze was kicked hard, he let go of Yanyan immediately in pain, and hid aside, "Brother Jia, you can't do this, what if you teach Yanyan badly?"

Boss Jia pushed his glasses, and his eyes showed a cold look: "I taught her that you must never be soft-hearted when dealing with hooligans."

"But I'm a very good person." When he said this, Lian Ze made a face at the little girl.

The little girl laughed cheerfully: "Uncle Da Lian is so fun."

"Come on, let uncle give you a hug."

"Don't move!" Boss Jia hugged Yanyan first.

"..."

Daughter control in front of her daughter feels like an adult brown bear protecting cubs.

……

The two adults and one child played for a while, and then had dinner together.

After dinner, the two adults drank tea and chatted in the tea room, while the children watched cartoons with relish.

Lian Ze talked about what happened in Haiweed City these days, related to the 'survival game'.

After Boss Jia heard this, he didn't seem to have much reaction, "Those old human beings are heroes among men, can't you give them a little more face, you bastard? It's really shameless for someone to call you grandpa."

——A well-cultivated and well-mannered god, even if his status is far above ordinary people, will give corresponding respect to ordinary people when communicating.

Those things are available in Lianze, but the purity is not high. "Brother Jia, I always wanted to be a grandfather. It was you who refused to agree first, so I let others shout."

Taking advantage of others again, he meant 'I want Yanyan to call him grandpa'.

Boss Jia took a sip of tea, calmly said: "..."

This silence is more terrifying than being furious.

——Lian Ze admitted: "I'm sorry, Brother Jia, but my younger brother is impulsive and can't speak out of his head. Please don't take offense."

"It's okay, tell your staff to get the gasoline ready."

"Uh... what is this for?"

"It's convenient to wash the paint on your store door." — Boss Jia had long thought of throwing some dirt on the other party's dumpling shop.

"Brother, please forgive me this time, it's winter, it's too cold to wash your hands." - Lian Ze said so, and he was already thinking about buying a nice little skirt for the little girl to wear secretly.

The other party is ruthless, he can't be unrighteous, that's what it is... revenge for kindness?