Little God Big Cockroach

After all, Boss Jia is a kind person, and he didn't insist on splashing paint on the door of the store.

He casually asked, "Which shrine is behind that 'survival game'?"

Lian Ze saw that the other party had changed his tone, secretly said it was a pity, and replied: "Maybe it is the master of some 'small department'."

"God?"

"Ah."

"Do you have a clue?"

"When I pulled out the 'Eye of the Sky' from that kid, I pulled out a 'big eyeball' like a parasite."

"..." Boss Jia knows a great god related to 'parasitic', if it is really that great god, then it's not easy to mess with.

He thought for a while, then patted Lian Ze on the shoulder, encouraging him: "You can ask for more blessings."

Lian Ze's face turned pale: "Brother, you can't do this, you have to help me."

"I will help whoever wins."

"If you win, do you still need your help?"

"Knowing that you will win, you still ask?"

"I personally love peace."

"he~tui~" - to spit out tea.

"..."

One of the characteristics of the master of spells on the battlefield is that the better the preparation before the battle, the greater the chance of winning.

Once some super-large magic circles are formed and put into operation, even if the regular masters form a team of four or five, they will have to give way when encountering them.

Lian Ze is an 'experienced' master of spells. In the eyes of outsiders, the more he takes the initiative to cause trouble, the more he shows that he is prepared. Unless he is pushed into a hurry, no master will take the initiative to tear himself apart from him.

What he told Boss Jia now was just a joke.

.......

That's pretty much the joke.

Lian Ze suddenly sighed helplessly: "Oh..."

Boss Jia saw that he sighed as if he was real, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"When I was talking to the little God of the 'Small Department', I asked about the information of the Insect Palace. She said that it was rumored that someone had seen the Great Stink God in Donggu City."

"Huh——" Boss Jia cheered up immediately after hearing this, "Why did your Insect Palace send two great gods down? And...the Great Stink God? She is an old problem child."

"Oh... otherwise, why would I sigh."

"Hehe~ Think about it in a good direction, at least your ex-wife didn't come down." After a pause, Boss Jia felt that the ridicule was not effective enough, and added in a very uncertain tone: "...Shouldn't he come down?"

"I'd rather be my ex-wife..." - Lian Ze's sincere words.

"My brother and sister are good people. When you broke up, she wrote to me, begging me to help her say something nice to you so that you two can get back together."

"..." - Lian Ze looked unhappy.

"Well, if I hadn't been unable to leave at that time, maybe I could have saved a beautiful marriage."

"..." - Lian Ze didn't want to speak.

"I don't understand. You have been dating for thousands of years, and you have been married for decades. The good times have just begun, so why are they over? Are you a big cockroach who likes the new and dislikes the old?"

"..." - Lian Ze waved his hand, with a depressed expression on his face: "Don't say it, don't say it, I don't want to say it."

Boss Jia came to do the opposite: "Well, since you don't want to talk, then I won't ask."

Don't ask this question, Lianze wants to say: "She eats too much."

"Huh?" Boss Jia didn't understand what he meant for a while.

"She is greedy for my body."——The second explanation of reluctance.

"Oh~? Oh hehehe~" Boss Jia understood. He stood up and rubbed the other person's head with one hand, laughing strangely: "I can't see it, tsk tsk tsk~ You are actually a high-quality boy." protein."

"..."

The cockroach belongs to the category of "very weak chicken" in the insect kingdom, and it is the "high-quality protein" in the mouth of many animals in the wild. It will catch a lot of creatures it eats, and what it catches to eat... er... grab a sawdust Grab it, it's just a 'snack', even a big ant can't do it.

General Cockroach's ex-wife is a 'carnivorous animal', and it's fine to behave in a relationship, but after the relationship is confirmed...

"Yanyan~ Uncle, my stomach hurts, come and rub it for me."

——Lian Ze felt his head hurt a little, and this topic could not continue any longer. He got up and walked towards Yanyan, and moved the 'fire' on his body back to Boss Jia.

Boss Jia grabbed his back collar, "Where is your pain? I'll rub it for you."

"My heart hurts, only the lovely Yanyan can heal my heartache. Yanyan, come to my arms quickly."

"Yanyan, don't come here, this Uncle Dalian is crazy about women."

"Yanyan—how can I live without you!

! "——Lian Ze strenuously moved forward.

"..."

——The two old brothers are having a fight again.

……

……

Human growth is inseparable from experience.

Angel Di gained a lot from the incident in Seaweed City.

Not only did he grow in xinxing, but he also learned many practical fighting skills from others, met many powerful people, and most importantly, after this incident, he successfully condensed mana.

With mana, he can be regarded as a true transcendent.

The fourth day after the New Year's Day holiday, that is, January [-]th.

That evening, Angel Di came to Dalian Dumpling Shop to work part-time again after a long absence.

When there were no guests, he slipped out of the window area, arrived at the rest area, and quietly stood behind Boss Lian.

The notebook in front of Boss Lian is playing a special film, and he himself is dozing off at the moment.

Angel Di patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Lian?"

Lian Ze woke up, feeling a bit reluctant: "I just ran ten kilometers, I need to rest."

"?" Angel Di asked suspiciously, "Didn't you just take a nap? Why did you run ten kilometers?"

"Running in a dream."

"What kind of dream is this... Oh, let's not talk about it, Brother Lian, look."

Angel Di flashed in front of the other party, and then performed Tai Chi movements, the golden light gathered in his hands, and following the gestures, a beautiful golden streamer was drawn.

- This is to show his magic power.

Lian Ze snorted disdainfully, "Hmph, three-legged cat kung fu. Take the money and buy me two cups of hot cocoa and come back."

"Okay, be right back!" - a positive attitude.

……

While the other party was out to buy hot drinks, Lian Ze found a small notebook, a loose-leaf book and a pen from the cabinet behind him.

That little book was the spell given to Angel Di by the "master" back then. The spell was the spell of an evil god, and humans couldn't learn it, so Angel Di brought it here later, wanting Lian Ze to think of a way.

And Lian Ze thought about it at the time, and the follow-up... the follow-up is now.

Take it out now.

He casually flipped through the small notebook, then picked up the pen, and began to quickly write and draw on the blank paper. After a while, he wrote a whole page.

"Well... let's go step by step, let the opponent learn the water control technique first, and then learn the 'blade of impermanence'."

Lian Ze took "Insect Age" with him when he went out today. After finishing writing, he tore off the paper and exhaled into the paper.

The cyan breath swept across the paper, making the page and the words on the paper become 'old'.

——Old treatment.

……

A few minutes later, Di Angel, who was more energetic than a husky, ran back with two cups of hot cocoa in his hand.

Lian Ze took a glass, "That glass is yours."

"Thank you Brother Lian~"

"..."

The two drank for a while and chatted about some topics.

Lian Ze opened the loose-leaf book on the table, revealing a small notebook and a piece of paper filled with spell runes.

He pulled out the piece of paper alone, and asked at the same time: "How is your basic spell learning?"

Di Tiantian: "Jiang Lan's sister's evaluation is that it is enough."

"This page, do you understand?"

"Uh... it's a bit obscure, if you study it carefully for a few days... you should be able to understand it."

"The spell recorded in this book is called 'Impermanence Transformation Blade', which is a spell that turns the water of impermanence into a weapon. It is a bit esoteric for you, so I asked someone to help you find a spell to control water for you to learn." The basis of the blade of impermanence."

"Thank you Brother Lian, I...I'm so touched."

"Take it back and learn. If you don't understand something, ask Jiang Lan or someone else you trust."

"understood."

Angel Di folded the paper solemnly and stuffed it into his pocket.

At the end, he suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help asking: "By the way, Brother Lian, you said earlier that there are new members, where is he?"

"...".

After a few seconds of silence, Lian Ze realized later, and clapped his hands abruptly, "That's right, where are you?!"

"???" Angel Di said, I asked who I asked?

"Maybe she hasn't considered it yet... When you go to school tomorrow, ask your teacher Su."

"Ms. Su? Su Ting, Mr. Su? Is it her?"—Di Angel was pleasantly surprised.

"On the first of this month, I asked her to do some work."

"What about Chen Yang? What's his reaction?"

"If you want to know, go find out by yourself. Why do you ask so many questions? Go and make your dumplings."

"..."

……

the next day.

When Angel Di arrived at school, he had no intention of studying all morning, and had been thinking about asking Teacher Su for a question.

His mind was bright again, and he came up with a good idea during the break.

After the morning class ended, he immediately borrowed a mobile phone from his classmates, and then found Su Ting without stopping.

The two chatted on the balcony outside the teacher's office.

Angel Di looked serious: "Mr. Su, brother Lian asked me to ask you, have you considered joining the YM club?"

Su Ting faced the distant sky with a somewhat absent-minded look: "It feels very troublesome."

She had spoken to Lian Ze before.

Although Lianze talked about a lot of consequences, she felt that it was really serious at the time, but after thinking about it carefully, she obviously had other options besides joining the YM department.

Chen Yang is very troublesome, the great evil god may be even more troublesome, and now Angel Di is also a little troublesome, and she hates trouble.

——Different from the coldness on the outside, Su Ting is actually a person who likes to be alone.

If 'trouble' is a cockroach.

For 'trouble', the first is to leave the place where cockroaches may breed, the second is to avoid the place where there are cockroaches, and the last is to change to a place where there are no cockroaches.

——Among these options, the 'cockroach' was the only one that was not trampled to death.

This is Su Ting's attitude towards 'trouble'.

……

Di Tiantian didn't know the inner thoughts of the other party, he continued to follow the routine he thought of during class.

He took out his borrowed mobile phone, unlocked the screen, opened Pigeon Letter, entered a certain support group, and handed the mobile phone to the other party, "Teacher Su, look, that Chen Yang has already infiltrated the school, you can't hesitate anymore gone."

"?"

Su Ting knew that there was a so-called 'backup group', but she didn't know what was being chatted in the group.

She took a look at the phone, and was so angry with the content of the discussion that she almost couldn't help but smash the phone.

"Take it back!" - a cold and restrained voice.

The chill gathered around Su Ting, and Angel Di at the side even felt the coldness penetrating into the bone marrow.

"..." It seemed that Teacher Su was really pissed off.

——This is also expected.

There are quite a few people in the support group who are multi-talented, some paint, some write novels, and some make small handmade items... Some of the content is very exciting, and this group can be blocked by reporting it.

Angel Di took back his mobile phone and said cautiously: "Mr. Su, that Chen is too deceitful, and he must not be easily spared. Minister Lian of our ym department is not only powerful, but also extremely protective. As long as you join us, he will be able to Stand up for us, in this way, all these schemes and schemes of Chen Yang will be solved easily."

——It is worthy of deliberation for a whole morning, and it is wise to say it.

Then Chen Yang is really deceiving people too much!

Su Ting had a tendency to 'avoid' before, but now that she saw the content in that group, if she ran away without doing anything, it would definitely become a stain on her life.

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

She made up her mind: "You go back first, and I will go to Minister Lian in person some other day."

"...Then I'll go first."

Angel Di lowered his head and walked through the classroom and office to the corridor outside.

Seeing that there was no one left or right in the corridor, he no longer suppressed the excitement in his heart, and immediately made a 'cheer' gesture with his fists.

He said excitedly in his heart: "It's great! I knew Teacher Su couldn't stand that support group even more. After Teacher Su joined the ym department, I spread rumors that Teacher Su's true son is someone else!"

——The idea when excited is generally not feasible.

The routine of "The Right One" is outdated, you have to use "the boy you had a crush on when you were a child", or "the female friend you had a good childhood turned out to be a boy", or the other way around "the male friend who was a good childhood friend grows up Became Winter Goddess' or something to replace it.

……

Dalian Dumpling Shop.

It was about eight o'clock that night.

Lian Ze is sitting on the sofa like a 'useless adult', waiting for tonight's 'Quacking Duck Gossip and Rumors' program.

Before the show started, the store door was pushed open, and a woman who was as cold as a cold wind walked in from the outside.

——This person is Su Ting.

When Lian Ze saw the person coming, he remained still and asked calmly, "Have you considered it?"

Su Ting: "I am willing to join your ym department, but you must promise to help me get rid of Chen Yang's entanglement within half a month."

"...Why do you look like you've eaten a powder keg? Don't worry, come and have a seat first."

"..." Su Ting hesitated, walked to another sofa and sat down.

At this time, 'Quacking Duck' just started broadcasting.

Lian Ze looked at the TV and said, "Personally, I don't like to do everything myself, Chen Yang over there—"

After speaking, he turned his head and showed a sinister smile to the other party, and continued: "Why don't you destroy it yourself?"

Su Ting crossed her arms and frowned slightly: "What kind of sabotage?"

Lian Ze laughed even worse: "Bring Chen Yang's hair, and I'll make you a potion that can change Chen Yang's appearance."