Little God Big Cockroach

In the eyes of humans, many of the effects that the evil god's spells can achieve are beyond common sense.

After drinking the potion, she turned into Chen Yang... Pretending to be Chen Yang, doing evil everywhere, tarnishing the other party's reputation, and making the other party fall into negative scandals...

——Su Ting pondered for a while, and thought it seemed fun to do this, but she was still worried: "What if the effect I want is not achieved?"

Lian Ze casually said, "That only means you don't know how to play."

Su Ting: "I have reservations."

The actual action has not yet begun, who knows what will happen?

Lian Ze got off the sofa, walked in front of the other party, stretched out his right hand, and smiled: "Congratulations, from today onwards, you are the special operations commissioner of my YM department. The department members are in trouble, as the minister, I , I promise to help you all the way to the end, and I will never disappoint your expectations."

Su Ting stood up and shook hands with the other party in a very standard way, "I hope the ym department can satisfy me, and I will be ready to quit at any time."

"Don't be so heartless, Teacher Su."

"That person's hair, I will send it over soon."

"..."

……

After Su Ting joined the department group of YM Department, she talked with Minister Lian for a few more words, and then left in awe-inspiring manner.

——This woman is born with the aura of 'don't get close to strangers'.

the next day.

Today is Friday, the last school day of the week.

as usual.

The day before every rest day, after school in the afternoon, Chen Yang would dress up very handsomely, bring a bunch of flowers, and suddenly appear beside Su Ting at a certain time, and then give the flowers to Su Ting with a sunny face.

Of course, Su Ting refused to accept it every time.

Today is a little different.

After school in the afternoon, Su Ting took the key to the iron door on the roof and came to the rooftop alone.

Standing on the edge of the roof, you can see a small half of the campus.

The students who left the school were like a tide at first, but soon became sparse, until there were not many people in sight.

……

"Looking at these students, I always feel that I have returned to my student days." - Chen Yang's voice suddenly sounded.

He walked to the guardrail, imitating Su Ting's movements, put his hands on the guardrail wall, looked into the distance, then turned his head to stare at the other's delicate side face, and said with a smile: "Mr. Su, what did you look like when you were a student? I very curious."

"..." Su Ting looked cold and did not respond.

——Indifference is more ruthless than bad words, this is exactly her attitude towards Chen Yang.

Chen Yang had a clear purpose and showed no signs of frustration. He continued to say "sincerely", "Mr. Su, I really don't understand what is it about me that you hate? If I did something wrong, tell me, I can change, for you, I am willing to do anything."

"..." Su Ting remained silent.

Chen Yang stretched his right hand back and conjured a bouquet of flowers out of nowhere. With an affectionate expression, he knelt on one knee and held the flowers in both hands and sent them over: "Teacher Su, please give me another chance."

Su Ting glanced at him coldly, revealing her murderous intentions, suddenly launched a attack, kicked a whip, and hit the opponent.

Hands-on!

——Chen Yang was overjoyed, what he was waiting for was this 'body collision'.

Words can't convey words, let's use fighting to say it!

Facing Su Ting's whip kick, Chen Yang forcibly defended with both hands, but the opponent's force was too strong, and he was kicked back several meters by the kick.

Great kicks!

Chen Yang's eyes lit up. Although his heart was surging, he still pretended to be restrained on the surface: "Mr. Su, don't use force, can you talk about it? You look like this... I will be very sad."

"You and I have nothing to say!"

Su Ting cursed angrily, then turned her wrist, and took out two stationery knives.

Her use of the knife is superb, and her fingers interact with the knife, and her movements are as beautiful as flowers growing between her fingers.

A stationery knife was shot by her as a hidden weapon, and the speed was extremely fast, making it hard to guard against.

……

Chen Yang was attracted by the movements of Su Ting's hands, so he divided his attention. When the hidden weapon struck, he saw a flash of light. Fortunately, he reacted instinctively and made a dodge movement, so he was not caught. The knife pierced through the abdomen.

The knife cut across his waist, leaving a shallow and long wound on his waist.

There was some blood, but nothing serious.

Chen Yang couldn't help being excited, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "In so many years, you are the first woman who hurt me."

Su Ting didn't talk nonsense with him, she held another stationery knife and flew up.

The two fought close to each other.

Every stroke of the knife is like a unparalleled sharp weapon.

Chen Yang has no protection, let alone a weapon, so he can only dodge when encountering a knife light, and his whole body is in a passive posture.

However, even so, he still made countermeasures.

A flower and a leaf, clothes, earth and rocks... Although these things are not real weapons, they are barely feasible to temporarily resist other people's weapons.

The two fought on the rooftop for a while. The battle was fierce and dangerous. To outsiders, it looked like a life-and-death duel between two martial arts masters.

……

With a knife in hand, Su Ting had the upper hand throughout the whole process. Under her fierce attack, there was not a single piece of clothing on the opponent's body that was good, and there were countless small wounds.

Although Chen Yang was embarrassed, he was still full of energy, and it seemed that he would be fine if he persisted for another four or five hours.

But right now.

Two men in black suits appeared on the rooftop.

Although the two men did not move or speak, their sense of presence was quite obvious.

——Looking at the sign hanging on his chest, it is a person of 'Eternal Night Creature'.

"..."

Seeing this, Su Ting immediately withdrew and retreated to the guardrail beside the roof.

She glanced at Chen Yang coldly, and said: "Chen Yang, thank you for always being aggressive, congratulations on successfully forcing me into the ym department. Put away those disgusting tricks of yours, compared to You disgusting person, your disgusting company, I prefer Minister Lian of the Ministry of YM."

After finishing speaking, she made a move with her left hand, and the stationery knife that she shot earlier was sensed and flew back into her hand.

——This is another 'warning', warning the opponent that in the battle just now, she can use two small knives.

Then, she turned over and left.

……

Seeing that the other party had left, Chen Yang frowned, and looked at the two intruders dissatisfied. He blamed and said, "Who told you to come here?!"

One of them replied: "Director Chen, Miss Pan has something urgent to ask you."

——Speaking, he also took out a mobile phone.

"..."

Chen Yang took the phone with an unhappy expression, and pressed the call button, "What do you want from me? You better have something important."

From the other side of the phone came the charming voice of the 'evil god' Pan Susu: "Oh~ Mr. Chen, my sister misses you, is this really important?"

"Are you laughing at me?"

"Hehe~ No, my sister just wants to tell you something about Lian Ze."

"Say it!"

"Last night, Teacher Su took the initiative to go to the Dalian Dumpling Restaurant. They seem to have reached some kind of deal."

"Last night!?" Chen Yang was angry, "Why didn't you tell me what happened last night?! And the people in the security department, are they all crazy!?"

"Don't be angry~ The people in the security department are so nice, they played mahjong with me all day." - Pretentious tone.

"..."

The security department has merged with the intelligence department. No matter how stupid those people are, they will definitely not do something like "playing mahjong".

After working with Pan Susu, similar things happened not once or twice.

Although Chen Yang was angry, he was more helpless.

In Pingyan Lake, he was the only one who could hold Pan Susu down. Once he went out, that woman would probably cause some trouble.

"..."

hang up the phone.

Chen Yang thought of what Su Ting said just now, and he couldn't help but grimace: "Damn Pan Susu! Damn Lian Ze! Can't one or two stop for a while!?"

The only thing he is happy about now is seeing Su Ting's "full martial arts" side, that slender legs, that white knife, that storm-like attack... really charming...

……

……

That night.

Dalian Dumpling Shop.

Angel Di just left after get off work, and after a while, Su Ting came.

She took out a crumpled plastic bag, put it on the table, and said, "The hair you want."

Lian Ze unfolded the plastic bag while watching TV.

Inside the bag was a lot of broken hair, pinched into a ball, about the size of a dumpling.

Su Ting asked: "What can the medicine do?"

Lian Ze: "If you hurry up, you can do it now."

"Then hurry up."

"Ah...don't worry, wait until I finish watching this show first."

"..."

Su Ting knew about this show - 'Quacking Duck Gossip and Rumors'. There were true and false things in the show, and when mixed together, it became 'gossip' and 'rumours', which was quite interesting.

After 'Quack Duck' is over.

Lianze took a glass bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator, removed the milk and kept the bottle.

He didn't avoid suspicion, and started to make the potion in front of the other party.

Production process:

First prepare a glass yogurt bottle that has not been cleaned;

Pour in a quarter of the water;

Add magical spell powder 1 to make the liquid in the bottle pink;

Add the weird spell light 1 to make the liquid in the bottle sparkle;

Add a drop of human blood and shake the bottle for half a minute;

Add magical spell powder 2 to make the liquid in the bottle turn blue;

... (skip the other seven steps)

Add an appropriate amount of hair, wait for it to dissolve into black components, shake it evenly, and let it stand for 3 minutes;

……

At this time, Lian Ze said: "Su Ting, please turn your head away, I want to add a unique secret recipe, so that no outsiders can see it."

"???" Su Ting turned her head obediently.

"..."

Lianze's right hand moved quickly, and instantly dropped a healthy, living adult cockroach into the bottle.

The cockroaches began to dissolve after being put into the bottle, and it took three to four seconds for the cockroaches to dissolve without any insects.

"..."

This is not really a 'unique secret recipe'. The reason why he turned the other party's head away was mainly because he was afraid that the other party would see the 'unique secret recipe', and would become resentful, resist the finished medicine, and refuse to drink it. ...not fun anymore.

The only thing that needs to be kept secret is this.

After finishing, Lian Ze told the other party to turn around.

Next, he operated a few more steps, and finally turned a wooden block into a special stopper, sealing the bottle mouth.

"Okay, this is the potion that can change Chen Yang's appearance."

……

The finished medicine has a beautiful pink cherry color, and the texture looks a bit like a non-Newtonian fluid. It is said to be a medicine, but it is more like some kind of artwork...

For this bottle of potion, it's not that Su Ting doesn't believe in its effect, mainly because she has never seen it before, so she will inevitably have some doubts about its real effect.

She wondered: "If you drink it, can you really become Chen Yang?"

Lian Ze is very sure: "It really can."

"How long can it last? Are there any side effects? Sounds and fingerprints are also included?"

"Theoretically, the effective time is 12 hours. When it is about to expire, you will feel it yourself. From the time you feel it to the end, there will be about 15 minutes in the middle. Your changed external image is completely the appearance of the other party, so don't worry Voices, fingerprints, etc. will be exposed, but personality and tone need to be considered.”

"What if I want to cancel early?"

"Just a sip of yogurt."

"..." Su Ting lowered her head, her tone weakened, and she pointed down and asked, "What about gender characteristics?"

"This..." Lian Ze forgot about this when making the potion, he scratched his cheek speechlessly, "This... just treat it as a phantom limb, nothing can be perfect..."

Su Ting had a sudden thought: "What will happen if I cut off the extra part and change it back?"

Lian Ze's tone was very uncertain: "Will... er... This... Will it hurt?"

"Do you want to drink the whole bottle?"

"Theoretically, it takes 12 hours to drink this bottle. It can be divided into three equal parts. Considering the dose reduction and insufficient drug effect, each part can take effect for about three hours. It is best not to divide it into four equal parts. The amount is too small. I don't guarantee that the effect will not be biased."

"After drinking, can I exert my original strength?"

"Theoretically yes."

"..."

——Before trying unknown medicines, you need to read the instructions carefully. If there are no instructions, then ask the person who made the medicine in detail.

……

Return to the dormitory with the medicine.

Su Ting's head was full of 'inspiration', and she couldn't help being excited to experiment.

"Don't wear anything first, take ten photos and post them on the Internet, ruining his reputation."

"Wait until the wee hours of the morning, wearing nothing, and run around the city center."

"I want to use his face to molest other people!"

"..."

In this way, one's reputation will be ruined, and one will be completely reduced to the laughing stock of everyone!

Su Ting thought evil, but when it came to practical level, she found it difficult.

take pictures?Ask her to take a picture of a guy?This, this... is too shameful!

She is a big girl with yellow flowers, she has never even seen a film with few actors, how can she have the nerve to take such a photo?

Also, when you go out for a run, the picture in your imagination is very bad. If you practice it, not only the picture is bad, but your own feeling should be even worse, right?

It's simply killing three thousand enemies and losing two thousand eight thousand, it's not worth it!

"No, no, it's too exciting, I can't do it."

"..."

After much deliberation, the means still have to be 'moderate'.

Tomorrow, he will turn into Chen Yang's appearance, play tricks, spend time and drink, ruin the other party's reputation, and make people think that the other party is a scumbag.

However, here comes the problem again:

Where can I find men's clothes?

What should I do when changing clothes?

I obviously hate Chen Yang, why do I still want to look like Chen Yang?

"..."

"After all, why should I drink this potion?"

"He is obviously more suitable than me."

——Su Ting fell into deep thinking...