Little God Big Cockroach

'Chen Yang' touched his face, and then looked at the floor-to-ceiling mirror beside him, he was stunned.

He slapped himself hard in front of the mirror, and said in shock, "I'll go, it's really exactly the same!"

"..." Su Ting just raised her slap, but immediately put it down again.

This 'Chen Yang' looks exactly like the real thing, but he doesn't look very smart...

Jiang Lan shook the camera in her hand: "Di Angel, control your expression, you don't have the charm of Chen Yang."

"The more I look at it, the more I hate it..." Di Tiantian looked at the mirror twice more, then turned his head and asked, "What charm does he have?"

Lian Zeyan interjected badly: "You imagine yourself as an arrogant Bulgarian queen."

Angel Di felt confused: "I'm not good at geography, what is that? I don't know it, how can I imagine it?"

Su Ting: "Just imagine yourself as a proud big cock."

Angel Di: "Oh...it's simple and clear, I understand. Is this okay?"

——Posing, concave expression, posturing.

Su Ting: "The eyes are not arrogant enough."

"how about this?"

"Well... there are seven or eight points like it."

"Is it ready to shoot?" -Jiang Lan interjected.

"Wait a minute, I'll pull the sofa over—Okay, Di Angel, you lie on the sofa and make an arrogant and charming pose."—Su Ting entered the role of 'director'.

"???" Angel Di didn't know why, but he did it anyway.

"Hey - this pose looks so perverted, just don't move, I'll take a few more shots from a different angle." -'Cameraman' Jiang Lan said disgusting words, but her expression and actions were very excited.

"Fingering fingers, pointing fingers up."

"Straighten your legs!"

"Wait a minute, I'll paint you a flaming red lip."

"Only the dress didn't work so well... I had unworn underwear in my room."

"It's too much! I'm a man!"——Di Angel broke out after holding back for a long time.

"You are 'Chen Yang' now! Also, everything is for righteousness!"

"No, only this, I absolutely don't want it." — Di Angel's protest.

"You have to wear it if you don't wear it today!"

"You just follow the sisters." ——The two women started violence.

"Minister Lian, come here and say something to be fair, they are too much." - Angel Di tried to rescue the 'mastermind'.

"..."

Hearing the noise in his ears, Lian Ze held his coffee cup, turned his head to look out the window, and said leisurely: "The wind today...is very cold..."

……

three hours later.

The effect of the 'medicine' is over.

Di Angel changed back to his original appearance. He was like an innocent boy whose feelings were played by a bad woman. He became distraught. In self-doubt...

Jiang Yue came to the computer and began to 'steal account', while Su Ting stood behind her and watched her operation.

hacking...

"Successfully blackmailed Chen Yang's pigeon letter!"

——About half an hour later, Jiang Lan announced the news loudly.

After hearing this, Angel Di immediately regained his vitality, and immediately jumped over from the other side like a rabbit.

Jiang Lan: "Minister Lian, would you like to come over and take a look?"

Lian Ze is feeling drowsy now, not interested: "Yawn~ You can do it yourself."

"..."

Do it yourself.

Log in to the account, send photos to the group, the group of friends is shocked, and the friends are eccentric, half a minute later, the fake Chen Yang said that the account was stolen, log out of the account, and erase the traces...

After that, the three of them each used a computer to repost, post, and break the news on the Internet...

——Very low-handed guidance of Internet public opinion.

The three of them watched a large number of speeches from many large groups in the school, as well as comments from netizens on other platforms, and each of them laughed happier than the other.

This photo is real, and the appearance of the person is also real, explain?Even if Leeuwenhoek came and saw these photos, he would have to shake his head and turn back.

……

'Yongye Biology', Pingyan Lake Branch.

Chen Yang's social accounts are managed by a dedicated team.

After the team discovered that the Gexin account was stolen, they immediately implemented an emergency plan. However, by this time, a few minutes had passed since the account was stolen. The hacker had already given up control of the account. Back to the account.

After the incident was reported, Chen Yang rushed back to the office immediately, checking the account status and asking for details.

After being hacked, you can get a general idea from the reaction in a certain support group.

As soon as Chen Yang logged into Gexin, there were a lot of @his tips.

Entering the group, a bunch of information dances wildly:

[That's not the real Mr. Chen, is it? 】

【Why does Mr. Chen wear a skirt? 】

[I asked a professional photographer, and he actually said that the photo is real? ! 】

【nausea!It's disgusting!What a pity I have supported you for so long? !Are you sorry for us!Are you sorry Mr. Su? ! 】

[Not good! Someone in the xx community posted an explosive photo, and put a photo of Mr. Chen's women's clothing on it!Everyone go and explain! 】

[One thing to say, Mr. Chen looks so sexy in women's clothing! 】

【...】

——Selected less extreme content.

Chen Yang clicked on the link posted in the group, and went to the explosive photo post.

The series of pictures at the beginning of the post made his eyes go dark, and then the seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he punched the table in anger, directly punching out a big hole.

"Who did it?!

! ”

"Dead! You are dead!

! ”

— furious.

Those photos look 'lifelike', the face, body shape, and all parameters of the body are almost exactly the same as him.

At this time, the technical department sent an analysis report on the 'explosive photo', judging that the probability of the photo being taken was 98.6%, and the similarity of the characters was 98.1%.

——Such a high probability is equivalent to real shooting!

Chen Yang gritted his teeth and looked at the computer screen earnestly, "It's a transformation spell."

The impostor in the photo was so much like him, it was either cloned or transformed by a spell.

In this age of the rise of the supernatural, the most likely thing is spells.

When it came to the 'transformation spell', Chen Yang immediately thought of a department and a person.

"Department of YM, Lian Ze."

"I have tolerated you again and again, but you use such insidious methods."

"Hmph, just wait."

"You will pay for your stupidity."

……

……

the other side.

Departmental Office of the Ministry of YM.

Lian Ze suddenly felt a chill, and then woke up from the drowsiness.

"???"

Looking up at the three people in front of them who were shaking their heads and working hard, he scratched his neck strangely: Did these guys drink catnip?

The employees are too active, which makes the superior leadership more effective.

Lian Ze stood up and reminded in a low voice: "On the first day, don't overdo it, you won't be fat in one sitting."

— the voice was too low for the three ministries focused on 'black' people to hear it.

"..." It seems that I have gone too far.

Forget it, as long as people are happy.

It's lunch time.

Lian Ze didn't stay to monitor the progress of the 'project'. After saying something like 'whatever you want', he packed up his things and left.

……

Had a meal outside.

It was just after 02:30 when I returned to Little Bear Street in the afternoon.

Lian Ze passed by the 'Rabbits Snack Shop', glanced sideways into the shop, and found that the shop owner, Grandma Chen, was looking at her phone and wiping tears.

"?"

Seeing the old family members crying, this matter can not be ignored.

He turned around, pushed the door open, and asked, "Grandma Chen, what happened? Who made you cry?"

Grandma Chen shook her head: "I saw the news, my... natal family had a snowstorm, and many people died."

"..."

Man-made disasters can blame people, but natural disasters... Blaming every day should not be done, cursing the earth is not effective, there are more helplessness than man-made disasters.

"Ah...a natural disaster...this, oh..." Lian Ze let out a long sigh, and then asked, "Is your natal family okay?"

Grandma Chen wiped her tears, "I don't know, the communication is cut off."

"Relax, I don't know, it means that I am still alive. At this moment, it is useless for you to worry alone. You have to mobilize the power of your family and ask your son and daughter-in-law to help check and ask to see if you can contact the disaster area. Otherwise, if you have a whole family to help out with ideas, it’s better to worry together than to do it alone, right?”

"……you're right."

"I also asked my friend to see if she knew the situation in the disaster area."

"Thank you."

"You are welcome, we are good neighbors."

"..."

Lian Ze opened the pigeon letter and sent a message to Jiang Lan, asking him to inquire about the situation in 'Scallion County'.

——'Xiaocong County' is Grandma Chen's natal family.

Not long after, Jiang Lan sent back a message: [In the early morning of this morning, the evil god civil war broke out in Xiaocong County, and the fighting was extremely fierce. Three counties and cities including Xiaocong County were seriously affected. The specific situation is currently unknown, and we need to contact the local investigation staff to ask? 】

[No need] - Lian Ze's reply.

'Civil War'

The matter is so serious, his problems are minor in comparison, and the local investigators should not be troubled at this time.

After turning off the screen, Lian Ze raised his head and said to Grandma Chen: "This snow disaster has affected many counties and cities. My friend said that the cities around the disaster area have been mobilized urgently, and a large number of officers and soldiers are on their way to rescue the disaster. Media reports and the like Yes, probably by tonight, there will be more."

Grandma Chen: "Thank you, I also believe that they will be fine."

"..."

When I am in a hurry, I feel much more at ease when someone is talking to me by my side.

Lian Ze stayed at the Rabbit and Cat Snack Shop for several hours, and he returned to his shop after Grandma Chen's family arrived.

As soon as he came back, he opened his notebook and logged into the 'Little Evil God Forum'.

There was no relevant discussion in the forum, so he posted a paid question post to see if anyone knew about the situation.

"Scallion County."

"Xiaocong County is in Province J, and Donggu City is in Province G. The two provinces are adjacent, and the two places are neither far nor near."

"Tsk... I'm actually worried about that guy..."—— both unhappy and helpless.

"..."

'That guy' refers to the Great Bug God.

The relationship between the cockroach general and the great stinkbug god is quite complicated, involving many past events and many deceased gods, it is difficult to explain clearly at the moment.

All in all, the cockroach will need to 'take care' of the stinkbug god, the kind of care that is given to 'the daughter of a deceased comrade'.

"Oh, I hate it."

"That stinky girl stinks everywhere she goes, she's in trouble."

"If it wasn't... If it wasn't for the fear that she might cause trouble, I really don't want to bother with her."

"..."

The cockroach will have an evil plan that is going on in the outside world secretly, it doesn't matter if other people die or not, but the big stinkbug doesn't.

Both of them are great gods of the Insect Palace. Their own insects are familiar with their own magic spells, and they are easy to be fooled if they don't ventilate first. In addition, the Great Stink God himself is in a very special situation.

After much deliberation, Lian Ze felt that keeping the other party by his side was the safest. ——This is a bad idea, but it is also the best idea at the moment.

"Pissed off!"

--Headache.

......

This headache didn't come just now, Lian Ze knew that he couldn't escape this disaster from the moment he learned that the Great Stink God was also here.

"Forget it, forget it." He said these two words many times today.

"No matter how hard and tiring, in the past few decades, she is just an ultimate problem child. I really don't believe I can't afford to support her!"

"Tsk..."

He spoke hard and frustrated words on his mouth, while his eyes were checking the electronic map and forum news.

Looking at the map, there is no natural barrier between Donggu City and Xiaocong County. If you walk along the road for half a month, you can reach another place.

"Let's hope that civil war is just an ordinary civil war."

"My little heart can't stand too many accidents..."

"..."

Lian Ze posted a post, and people responded one after another.

A user with authority 4 and nicknamed 'Donkey Head Dog Face' said: [I was there at the time, watching the spells they used and the fighting posture, there is no doubt that both of them are beasts. 】

Lian Ze asked: [The result? 】

The other party replied: [It was far away at the time, so it was inconvenient to observe, and it felt like one should have fallen. 】

Another user replied in the building.

Permission 4, nickname 'what a bird': [Impossible!Are you blind?If the eyes are useless, you can dig them out and feed them to the birds. 】

'Donkey head and dog face': [What kind of dog are you, jumping up and down, barking at people with your mouth open, you have no quality. 】

【…】

—These two later quarreled.

.......

The gods of the same shrine can fight, but they rarely fight to the death, especially under the current background, it is even more impossible.

On the Internet, 'Donkey Head Dog Face' could not provide any evidence, and her words were tantamount to an insult to the Beast God Palace, so it is no wonder that 'what a bird' who suspected that the main body was the Beast God got angry and cursed.

As for the truth...

"Heh... it started so soon."

—Someone might know something of the truth.

……

That night.

Lian Ze informed other people in the ym department group that he had a personal matter in the next few days and needed to leave the mandarin fish market. Everyone didn't need to care about it, and everything was fine as usual. He could come back to preside over the overall situation at any time.

Early the next morning, while waiting to board the plane at the airport, he sent a message to Jiang Lan alone, asking her to go to the dumpling shop when she had time, ask Zhu Dousha for the 'talisman', and then find a chance to give the 'talisman' to her. Su Ting.

——'Amulet' is used by every member of the ym department to save their lives.

Shortly after sending the message, the flight took off.

The cockroach god has to do private work.