Little God Big Cockroach

The kitten doesn't know how to hide its scheming, and everything in its heart is reflected in its demeanor.

Seeing her like this, Lian Ze twitched the corner of his mouth and showed a sarcasm smile: "Little Cat God, how much is your whole body worth? I'm not picky about food, and I won't be picky about you."

The 'cat god' Bai Xue was immediately dissatisfied when she heard this: "What's wrong with the little cat god? In the God Realm, I'm a well-known master. If the rules of the oracle weren't against me, I'd definitely want you to look good!"

Lian Ze sneered at this remark, "Oh, empty talk. Among the cat gods in the God Realm, there is only one famous master in my memory. Could it be that you are 'Amber'? I heard that 'Amber' is a male cat. You? Do you dare to say that you are 'Amber'?"

Bai Xue's face collapsed when she heard that, and she immediately became resentful. After a while, she whispered: "...'Tiger Soul' is my elder brother."

"Suddenly I'm curious, how many cat gods do you have?"

"Why are you curious about this?"

"Just curious."

"A dozen or so."

"So many..."

"You..." Bai Xue squinted the cat's eyes, and the cat asked suspiciously, "Are you a god with senior qualifications? Have you met the big cat god?"

——'Big Cat God' is the great god of the Beast God Palace who has long since fallen.

Lian Ze nodded and exaggerated: "I have seen His face up close."

Bai Xue was shocked when she heard this: "Do you know the cause of the big cat god's death?"

"...I don't understand." Of course Lian Ze understood, he just didn't want to say it.

The Great Cat God died in the 'Twilight of the Gods' period. After his death, the power of the great god was dispersed, and the dispersed power formed a plurality of ordinary gods.

——In the God Realm, this incident is extremely mysterious, and only a handful of gods know the whole story. Even the later cat gods don't know how the big cat god fell and why the gods were scattered.

……

Lianze remembered what he saw on TV before, and he said, "Last month, a group of cats rummaged through the trash cans in Haizai City. Did you do this?"

Bai Xue felt a little ashamed, she turned her head to look away, and her tone was a little ashamed: "It was because of helplessness... I can't help it, I am the god of cats, and cats make a living by being cute in this world, I rely on them to earn money." I don't have supernatural power, so I just... just made a small profit before I left, meow~"

— Malicious rummage.

Under the rules of the oracle of destruction, many of the gods' families looked ferocious individually, but together they could not provide much divine power.

And gods lacking divine power, those who are poorly mixed, may be worse than stray cats.

Lian Ze joked: "Your life is so miserable, you might as well be a house cat obediently, at least you don't have to worry about food and drink, and you have enough clothes and shelter."

Bai Xue shook her head: "How can I be so depraved!"

"It's not much use if you don't fall, it's better to fall."

"I have my principles."

"Heh~ well, your principle."

"..."

From Lian Ze's point of view, this cat god's head is not very bright.

This cat's trash bin has been flipped through so much, it's hard for a caring person not to notice it, and then investigate carefully, follow the vines and search the area, and it won't take long to find her.

——It is also a god, and the gap in wisdom between gods is much larger than that between people.

Lian Ze wanted to watch the fun, so he didn't mention this matter, he asked: "God of the kitty, what's your name?"

The cat god asked back, "What's your name?"

"My name is Lian Ze, Lian from Lian, Ze from the swamp."

"I want to know your real name."

"Heh~ You can guess, and I'll tell you if you guess right."

"Don't guess! If you don't tell me my real name, then I won't tell you my real name either. You can call me 'Snow White', the Snow White of Snow White."

"It sounds like the name your owner gave you."

"It's not the owner, it's the servant. It's a human servant raised by the cat god, referred to as the cat slave."

"A slave with a title of cicada, the good ones don't learn from the bad ones."

"What is a cicada slave?"

"Ask your cat slave."

"..."

One person and one cat are gods, and there are many common topics to talk about. After chatting, if one is not paying attention, it will be noon.

During lunch time, Lianze cooked a few catties of dumplings and shared them with Baixue.

Like a reincarnated cat from starvation, Bai Xue ate desperately until her waist became fat and her belly swelled. Those who didn't know it thought the female cat was pregnant.

"Gululu~~" - the comfortable sound of a cat.

Lian Ze is not a fluffy person, so facing the cute big white cat slumped into a ball, his heart is as calm as water.

He said casually, "Did your cat slave treat you badly?"

Bai Xue shook her tail, "She is a very kind human being."

"Does she know who you are?"

"do not know."

"You've been out for so long, aren't you worried about your cat slave?"

"She went to school and won't come back at noon."

"It's a girl?"

"Yes."

"Would you like to introduce me to her?"

"You think beautiful!"

"..."—Suddenly speechless.

The world can learn from each other, Lian Ze didn't think about the matter of men and women, he meant to let the two get to know each other so that it would be convenient for the cats to communicate.

Before Grandma Chen, he lied to the other party that he knew the owner of the cat. If this was exposed, wouldn't it be... There is trouble to play? <...

Bai Xue, a cat, doesn't have a bright mind, and it will be a matter of time before she is discovered by God or by people.

I also have a need for 'exposure', so why not... just let this cat add some variables.

——Lian Ze's mind became darker as he thought about it.

Bai Xue didn't know that she was being missed. After a series of contacts, she now thought that Lian Ze was a friendly anonymous god.

After the two chatted for a while, she thought about it: "Lianze, can you 'borrow' me some divine power? I want to get rid of the status quo."

Lian Ze looked like a businessman: "You can borrow, but ~ you can't borrow in vain—"

Before the words were finished, Bai Xue interrupted directly: "Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

——The interrupted tone was still very impatient.

"..."

If such an ignorant cat god is thrown into the cruel nature (referring to the evil gods fighting among themselves), he will be eaten to the brim.

……

Bai Xue stayed at the dumpling shop until after three o'clock in the afternoon, and returned to 'Baixiong Community, Building 223, No. 501' before four o'clock.

When you come back, close the balcony door and remove the chair.

The arrangement inside the house is the same as when she went out.

In the evening, Jiang Xin and Jiang Yue returned to the residence together.

As soon as Jiang Xin entered the door, she threw off her schoolbag, rushed up to pick up Bai Xue, and doting on her face: "Ah~~ my little princess, do you miss me? Will you be lonely?"

Touch and rub for a while.

Bai Xuemao opened her mouth and said comfortably, "Meow~"

Jiang Xin moved her nose and smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar smell. She was a little confused: "I seem to smell the smell of dumplings."

"Meow~~" - Pretend nothing happened.

Jiang Yue shook the bag containing the dumplings in her hand, "The dumplings are not cooked yet, so you can't wait to see them."

"?"

That should be a 'phantom'.

——Jiang Xin didn't care, and continued to pet the cat.

In the evening after dinner.

Jiang Yue carried a bag of cat food and walked towards the automatic cat feeding machine, wanting to replenish the stock so as not to forget it tomorrow morning.

When she got to the machine, she looked down and found that there was still a lot of cat food inside. She was puzzled, so she turned to the person nestled on the sofa and said, "Xiaoxin, when did you add the cat food?"

Jiang Xin: "This morning."

"It's too much."

"Really? I didn't notice."

"If Bai Xue gets fat, I'll never end with you."

"This is my Snow White!"

"It's mine too!"

"..."

Bai Xue was a little flustered when she heard that: Oops, I was too full from the dumplings and forgot to eat the cat food, so I have to be more careful next time.

—Someone said she wasn't very bright with facts.

……