Little God Big Cockroach

Kitty God has a heart longing for freedom. After going out for a trip and tasted the sweetness, every time thereafter, he would sneak out of the house and go to Lianze's to eat dumplings.

Mainly eating dumplings, other things... such as 'information exchange', 'situation discussion', 'divine power recovery' and other things related to the job, the cat didn't say anything.

As a matter of fact, her negligence has reached the point of 'voluntarily giving up treatment'.

Lian Ze was very tolerant of her evaluation in his heart: After all, she is the god of kittens, as long as she doesn't do bad things, she is a good cat.

……

……

Wednesday.

this evening.

Angel Di, who came to work part-time, took the initiative to chat with the boss while there were no customers outside: "Brother Lian, I feel that there seems to be a problem with my cultivation."

Lian Ze was staring at the TV in the store at the moment, he casually replied: "What's the problem?"

Di Tiantian patted his biceps, looking very young: "I practice Qi every night, and I have made progress every day before, but in the past two days, I feel that the 'qi' in my body has not been up or down, I don't know where it is. Something went wrong."

At the end, he expressed his guess: "Have I touched a certain limit that needs to be broken?"

Lian Ze glanced at him sideways, "Thinking too much, you are still far behind."

Angel Di looked a little depressed when he heard this: "Then what should I do?"

"Fake it."

"Huh? Contrived?"

"I want to ask you a question, how does a bodybuilding boy gain muscle?"

"Ugh...chicken breast, protein powder, cauliflower... oh~ I see, I need protein!"

——A heart-warming (angry) speech.

Lian Ze was very speechless. He squeezed his brow with one hand and asked, "Where do you rank in your school's grade ranking?"

Angel Di: "I was ranked 112th in the last grade exam."

"Quite reasonable."

"...Brother Lian, are you cornering the corner and calling me stupid?"

"No, I just think 112... this number is a bit lengthy."

"The school I go to is the most powerful key middle school in Guiyu City. There are nearly 300 students in the second year of high school. I rank 112th, and I am already considered a top student." As he spoke, Angel Di suddenly came to his senses, "Ah, I understand. I just answered wrong, the answer is not protein supplements!"

After speaking, he fell into deep thought again, walking up and down while thinking.

After a while, he clasped his hands together and said happily, "Brother Lian, I need to 'fitness', right? The 'qi' in my body is equivalent to 'muscles'. I have gained a lot of 'muscles' recently, but I haven't practiced them yet. , I can only continue to grow flesh if I train them alive. Is that what you mean?"

Lian Ze said perfunctorily, "You think so."

Angel Di: "Then how should I practice?"

……

At this time, the host of "Quack Duck Gossip Rumors" on TV talked about the latest rumors.

Da Ga: "Yesterday, Da Ga received a private message from a fan. He said that when he came home from get off work at night, he saw a mouse bigger than a basketball beating up a group of stray cats. This is a battle of old enemies! Cat and mouse Is the grievances and grievances of thousands of years about to come to an end?"

Xiao Ga (reading): "Recently, there have been many incidents of cats being injured for unknown reasons in Haishi City, and the cats were injured in the ears."

——At this moment, an interview video cut into the TV.

A passer-by covered in coding: "Big rat, a very big rat, about the size of the husky I'm holding. It's too scary. I passed by this street last night and saw four or five big rats chasing after me. A group of cats ran, and when they caught up, they crushed the cats on their bodies and bit their ears."

The reporter who was also covered in codes: "Is it just biting the cat's ears?"

Passerby: "Yes, just bite, every cat bites."

Reporter: "Were you awake at the time?"

Passerby: "Well... I drank a little wine at the time, and my mind was a little dazed, but I have good eyesight, so I must be right."

Reporter: "Was your husky there at the time?"

Passerby: "Yes."

The reporter handed the microphone to the dog's mouth, "Mr. Husky, were you scared at the time?"

Emotional Mr. Husky: "Aww~Aw~Aw~~~"

Reporter: "It looks very frightening."

Passerby interviewed: "..."

The audience in front of the TV: "..."

Across time and space, both passers-by and audience were speechless.

……

Inside the Dalian dumpling shop.

After Angel Di's question, Lian Ze pointed at the TV screen and said, "You can start with the little monsters first, how about the mouse spirit?"

Angel Di thought Boss Lian was joking again, he sighed, and said helplessly, "I'll figure it out myself."

Lian Ze laughed: "Heh~ I suggest you don't want it, hypocritical."

Di Tiantian looked annoyed: "Brother Lian, I humbly ask you for advice, but can your advice be normal? This is fake news. If you ask me to beat the mouse, why don't you let me I'm going to find the vixen, at least I can really find the vixen."

Lian Ze showed a strange look: "Cat spirit can also..."

"The cat spirit you mentioned, can it still turn into a beautiful girl?"

"It should be possible."

"Don't think about it, I like it too." Angel Di also has the elements of a house.

"...Hey, didn't you believe in some kind of mysterious existence before?"

"Yeah, why didn't I think of it?"—— suddenly realized.

"..."

Is this 'unexpected'?This is completely forgotten!

——Lian Ze once again felt the loneliness of standing on the high ground of IQ.

……

'A big mouse bites a cat's ear' - the place where this rumor happened is in Haishi City.

Di Tiantian doesn't know whether the rumor is true or not, even if the rumor is true, he can't go to Haiweed City to fight monsters.

Besides, even if you go, you may not be able to find monsters to fight.

"...unless I'm someone who deals with special events."

A few nights later, Angel Di suddenly remembered this matter on the way home after finishing his part-time job, and then expressed the above emotion.

He knows that there is a mysterious department that deals with mysterious events, and if he can become one of them...

That's pretty intriguing.

"Hey... I really want to grow up quickly, become stronger, and be older."

"Obviously they are all high school students, other high school students can save the world, but I can't even enter the door..."

"..."

Angel Di participated in the newcomer trial of the 'Environmental Management Department' before, but was eliminated in the first round.

——This happened before his 'half garbage' was completed.

"If you participate now, maybe..."

Thinking of the girl he saw during the trial, he shook his head violently, "No, she couldn't even pass, and it's even more impossible for me now. I can last until the second round at most, no more."

"..."

Angel Di was thinking wildly as he walked, and unknowingly, he came to the entrance of a certain alley.

And at this moment, a sharp and frightened meow suddenly came from the alley:

"Meow!!!"