Little God Big Cockroach

When the time came to eight o'clock, Lian Ze turned on the TV on time and watched Guiyu TV's 'Quacking Duck Gossip and Rumors'.

Seeing this, Angel Di had a thought, and suddenly realized that Boss Lian was watching this show every day, rain or shine.

He feels a little strange, not only the boss is strange, but the show also seems a little strange...

Angel Di asked the doubts in his heart: "Brother Lian, are the rumors in this program true or false? I see that you watch this program every day, and you are more punctual than clocking in at work."

Lian Ze said casually, "This show is organized by people in the industry."

"People in the circle? Extraordinary?"

"Almost, if you usually meet someone who likes to watch this show, you can pay more attention."

"You can only know this by asking..." Angel Di's thoughts diverged, and he asked, "Is it possible that the 'Little Evil God Forum' was also created by them?"

"That forum is more evil than this one."

"Alas..." - Sigh.

"Did something happen to your boy?"

"I met a mouse spirit yesterday. I wanted to log in to the 'Little Evil God Forum' this morning and look through the posts to see if there are any clues, but after entering the account password, I was redirected to 'Grandpa Starfish' every time. Brother Lian, I found it That account seems to have been banned."

"Be optimistic, maybe it was found by the account owner."

"I can't be optimistic... There's also the matter of the rat spirit. Brother, I really don't understand why the rat can't get along with the cat. It specifically bites the cat's ears, and even bites the cat's ears from the seaweed market to the mandarin fish market."

"...Your problem is knowing too little and asking too much."

"Brother, what do you mean...you want to give me 'remedial lessons'?"

"..."
After closing the refrigerator door, he thought to himself, why keep it so bad?So I opened the refrigerator door again.

After opening the door, he thought it would be good for his body after all, so he threw it away, and closed the door again.

After closing the door, he suddenly remembered that he was not human, so why should he be healthy?Just throw it away!

Opening the door again, he caught a glimpse of two pieces of durian pulp in the refrigerator. He forgot about the bitter gourd juice in an instant. He took out the durian and ate it happily.

"..."

Seeing this scene, Angel Di was stunned, not knowing what he was thinking.

After Lian Ze finished eating the durian, the 'Quacking Duck Gossip Rumor' just ended.

When he turned his head, he found that Angel Di was absent-minded and didn't even pay attention when he got off work. He reminded: "Angel Di, you can go back."

Angel Di suddenly came back to his senses, he hesitated and said: "I see, uh...I want to leave later today."

Boss Lian was not polite: "Don't young people have nightlife? Go, go, hurry up, and stay in the way."

"Okay...then I'll get off work first."

"..."

……

About 10 minutes past [-]:[-] p.m.

Lian Ze finished finishing the chores, turned off the lights and went out, and came to the door of the store.

He took out the key from his pocket and was about to lock the door, but at this moment, he suddenly felt someone staring at him behind him.

"???"—Who is it?

Lian Ze turned his head slightly, only to see Angel Di sneakily standing two meters behind him.

"..."

"..."

——The two looked at each other speechlessly.

Lian Ze was the first to break the silence, "...Stinky boy, if you don't go back at such a late hour, are you here to borrow money from me, or your life?"

Angel Di took a few steps forward, rubbed his hands, and showed a courteous smile: "Hey~Brother Lian, what are you talking about, it's clear that you asked me to stay."

"..."

After hearing this, Lian Ze felt speechless and wanted to laugh, "What did I say that made you stay?"

Angel Di showed a serious expression, and said seriously: "Earlier, you put an unfinished bottle of drink into the refrigerator, and after opening and closing the refrigerator door three times in a row, you took out two pieces of durian from the refrigerator. .This is the reminder you gave me. Unfinished drinks mean 'unfinished to be continued'. Opening and closing the door three times in a row means 'specially remind me' and 'close the door'. Durian means 'stay'. It all adds up It means 'Stay over tonight after the shop closes and you're going to give me extra lessons'."

Lian Ze was dumbfounded when he heard that, he didn't have any idea what the other party said.

He twitched the corners of his mouth, wanted to speak but couldn't speak for a while, and after a few seconds of stuck, he finally said: "You kid, have you read Journey to the West too much, and chasing wind and shadows can't be so outrageous, right?"

Di Tiantian said firmly: "Brother, I still don't understand you. You appear to be sloppy and not serious on the surface, but you are actually a far-sighted person. I know you will not do strange things for no reason. You open and close the refrigerator door three times in a row. , this matter is unusual, I knew it was you who gave me a hint when I saw it, so don't play tricks on me."

"..."

Lian Ze admired the other party's wonderful brain circuit very much, and said: "You are such a clever ghost, you have thought of everything I couldn't think of. Tell me, what kind of lessons do you want to make up with me?"

Angel Di was overjoyed: "I want to practice magic."

Lian Ze stretched out his hand and made a gesture of 'asking for money', "The law is not passed lightly, a hundred taels of gold, or millions of banknotes."

Di Tiantian wondered: "This... can it be free?"

Lian Ze waved his hand: "Monkeys have to do odd jobs for several years to study the Fa, and you still want to do it for free? Don't be greedy, Angel Di."

"Well, I knew it wasn't that easy..." Breathing out, Angel Di continued, "Brother Lian, I'm young and ignorant, why don't you pick a good one for me? It's best for free..."

It's a good idea to ask elders to help you make choices when you don't understand anything.

Lianze locked the door of the store, and walked forward, "Let's go, I'll treat you to supper, and think about how to make up for you by the way."

"Brother, thank you, you are so kind." Angel Di followed immediately.

"..."

……

Lian Ze took people to a nearby porridge shop.

This porridge shop is mainly open at night, and the dining area is divided into inside and outside the store.

The two picked a table outside the store and sat down, and ordered a medium pot of eel porridge and a medium pot of mushroom pork ribs porridge.

Lianze is a regular customer here, and the shop owner gave him two bottles of beer, two bottles of Coke, and some cold snacks just after one o'clock.

The two bosses chatted for a while, the porridge shop owner was busy with business, and soon went to entertain other guests.

Angel Di asked curiously: "Brother Lian, are you famous around here? I feel like all the bosses nearby are friends with you."

"Business people have a lot of friends and a wide range of opportunities, and... look at this." After speaking, Lian Ze pushed the opened menu in front of the other party.

Angel Di looked at it and noticed that in the 'Porridge Cooking Partner' above, there was an ingredient called 'dumplings (special offer)'.

If he realized something: "This is..."

Lian Ze shrugged his shoulders, with a very casual look, "Just know, don't think too much."

The dumplings sold by the Da Lian Dumpling Store did not maximize their profits. Some of the extra room for profit was cheaper for ordinary customers, and some of them gave some people a second chance to make profits.

In business, the best friend is 'profitable'.

Boss Lian earns less money, but it is worth it for him to be able to look chic and comfortable.

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