Little God Big Cockroach

After waiting for nearly 10 minutes, two pots of porridge were served on the table one after another.

The owner of the porridge shop who brought the porridge saw that there were still two people on the table, and asked strangely, "Boss Lian, just the two of you?"

A medium serving of porridge is enough for three or four people. This table ordered two servings. Under normal circumstances, two people can't finish it.

Lian Ze smiled: "If you are willing to sit down, there are three of you."

"I'm a porridge seller by profession. I'm afraid of eating porridge. If you invite me to eat something else another day, I will definitely come."

"Hey~ Then I will treat you to a seafood buffet in a few days, will you go?"

"Go whenever you have time during the day."

"It's done."

"..."

……

After the owner of the porridge shop left, Lian Ze and Di Tiantian started serving porridge with spoons.

And at this moment, two more customers came to the congee shop, both of them were little girls, and one of them was holding a big white cat with mandarin duck eyes in his hand.

As soon as the two came, Angel Di stopped the movement of his hands and stared straight at one of them, as if he knew each other.

On the other side, when the two people and the cat saw this table, they all stared and sized it up.

"..."

"..."

The two groups of people have people who don't know each other, and people who know each other.

Lian Ze had a big heart, he didn't pay attention to the people who came, he just focused on serving the porridge. After filling a bowl of porridge, he looked up and noticed Di Angel's strangeness.

Following the line of sight of the other party, he also saw the two people and the cat.

"..."

This is really fate...

With a little emotion in his heart, Lian Ze asked in a low voice, "Are those two your classmates?"

Angel Di turned his gaze back, and whispered back: "Same school, one grade lower than me."

"Do you want to invite them over to eat together?"

"No, I don't know them well."

"What's your relationship with that long-haired one? She seems to care about you a little bit."

"She is a transcendent, I mentioned her before."

"Oh~ is that genius girl you always wanted to defeat?"

"Brother Lian, you've processed too much. I didn't always want to defeat her."

"It's still a little bit."

"..."

……

This side is talking, and the other side is talking.

'Cat God' Bai Xue kept staring at Lian Ze with a pair of mandarin duck eyes: "Meow~meow~"

——Language barrier, no translation.

Jiang Xin hugged the cat, turned her head to the people around her, and whispered, "Jiang Yue, have you seen that handsome uncle? He is the owner of the Dalian Dumpling Shop."

Jiang Yue paid more attention to Angel Di. After the two hadn't seen each other for a while, she found that the other's aura had become stronger again.

After hearing Jiang Xin's words, she carefully observed the person opposite Angel Di, and responded, "That person looks like a libertine."

"The libertine?"

"It's just a loose and indulgent guy who doesn't do his job properly."

"Is it...? I can't see it." Jiang Xin could only see that the other party was quite mature and handsome.

"..."

The two said a few more words.

At this time, the owner of the porridge shop greeted him: "Two students, what would you like to eat?"

Jiang Yue: "Eel porridge, a small portion, and another portion of fried escargot, and a portion of fried kale with minced garlic."

"..."

……

The two groups of people were chatting and waiting for the porridge, while the other was burying their heads in eating the porridge, and the two seemed to have nothing to do with each other.

Lian Ze's appetite did not deviate from normal human standards. After drinking four bowls of porridge and two bottles of beer, his stomach was almost full.

He put down his chopsticks, looked at the two people and the cat sitting not far away, and suddenly had an idea, "Di Angel, let me send you a task."

Hearing the sound, Angel Di immediately stopped gobbling, and he also turned his head to look at the people at that table, and his clever brain circuit started again: "Brother, you don't want me to attack others, do you?"

"..."

'Man, I can't even think about that. '

——Lian Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, "I'm pessimistic about your road to love. If you really dare to attack one of them, I can teach you a very powerful spell."

Angel Di came to his senses immediately: "Really?"

"real."

"Okay! I'm going to talk to them now."

After finishing speaking, Angel Di stood up and walked towards the two of them. As he walked, he walked around and walked into the toilet.

After coming out of the toilet, he went straight back to his original position.

……

Lian Ze said speechlessly, "Where are you talking?"

Di Tiantian showed embarrassment: "I suddenly feel... cheating people's feelings is not good..."

"To achieve the goal by whatever means is to be a hero."

"Brother, I'm a bear. You'd better talk about the mission."

"Isn't it a rat monster recently? If you can kill eighty rat monsters, I'll give you a good thing."

"What good stuff?"

"You'll know when you've completed the mission."

"Eighty rat monsters... where can I find so many?"

"Rats biting cats first appeared in the seaweed market, and recently in the mandarin fish market. Have you ever thought about why the rat monster bites the cat's ear?"

"I have thought about it. I suspect that the rat monster is looking for a certain cat or a specific cat. It bites its ears to mark it."

"What if the Rat Monster can't find the cat in Seaweed City?"

"Expand the search area to the surrounding area, and the rat monster will go to other cities to continue biting cats. I understand, this is my opportunity."

"..."

The two talked for a while.

Angel Di asked: "How can I prove that I killed eighty rat monsters? Collect tails?"

Lian Ze: "I believe in your character. If you have enough character, just submit the task to me. You don't need to collect proof."

As he said that, he turned his head and looked at the cat Bai Xue who was licking the porridge with his head down, with a half-smile expression on his face: This little cat is in a catastrophe, and probably doesn't know it yet.

……

After supper, the two went back to their respective homes.

the next morning.

Inside the Dalian dumpling shop.

Lian Ze handed over the business to 'Zhu Dou Sha', while he played with his laptop in the rest area.

"let me find it……"

He opened the glove box behind him, rummaged through it for a while, and found a special ID card.

One side of the card is the web page address, and the other side is the account password.

Lian Ze entered the URL on the card into the browser, and then entered an account login interface after jumping, and then entered the account password on the card...

As soon as the interface was refreshed, you entered the 'Little Evil God Forum'.

"account information……"

"No way? Only authority six?"

"The highest authority under the administrator...forget it, six is ​​six."

"..."

This account can browse all posts in the forum, including encrypted posts.

Among the users of the 'Little Evil God Forum', some are real 'evil gods', and most of the rest are not ordinary people. When these people gather together, they exchange various things, ranging from massacre announcements, secret organization debunks, down to Travel strategy, love discussion, all kinds of things are available.

Lian Ze clicked on a post titled 'Evil God Explosive Photos', and saw an indescribable creature twisting in a sexy pose, blowing kisses to the camera.

"..."

The evil god is the real evil god, and the sexy is also really sexy, but it's too evil.

"...If humans see this photo, they will definitely be mentally polluted."