Little God Big Cockroach

Lian Ze originally planned to lend this account to Di Tianyong, but after reading some forum content, he immediately dismissed this idea.

"Playing too much, little humans can't stand seeing it."

Exit the 'Cthulhu Explosive Photos' post, take a look at the reading limit of this post - minimum requirement: permission 5

The title of Authority 5 is 'Little Evil God', and the title of Authority 6 is 'Great Evil God'.

According to Lian Ze, those with authority 5 or 6 are probably not human beings.

In the process of researching the functions of the forum, he discovered the 'point exchange function' possessed by the current authority level.

In the redeemable list of 'Points Redemption', several items are 'account generation'. After the redemption is successful, the forum will generate a new account with corresponding conditions.

Permission 6 can be exchanged for accounts with permissions 1 to 4. Depending on the permission level, the points that need to be consumed are also different.

Obtaining forum points is quite complicated. Generally speaking, points are relatively precious things here.

"You can't become fat if you eat in one sitting, authority 1 is too low, let's use authority 2."

——Accounts with redemption authority 2 need 1000 points.

Lian Ze clicked his tongue in displeasure: "Which guy founded the forum? The good ones don't learn from the bad ones."

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After going out to buy half a frozen watermelon, Lianze continued to study the 'Little Evil God Forum' while eating it.

First of all, he needs to give his account a user nickname.

"Iced watermelon."

- Nickname passed.

Create a new post and enter the title - "嘿咕咕~ I am a lonely old whale, because I am old and living a lonely life, I urgently need a young and beautiful young female whale to take care of me when I die, please kindly Does anyone know a suitable calf?"

Specific content——"o(╥﹏╥)oAs the title shows, the old whale is sincere and sincere, and I can swear to God that there will be no false words. I only want to find the little mermaid who is willing to support me in my old age. Tears on the face) For this reason, the old whale did not hesitate to violate the precepts of the ancestors and do a rebellious thing. [Appendix (whale search in the sea)]."

The second paragraph after the sub-paragraph-"The old whale has no choice but to suffer and is powerless, and cannot travel across the ocean to find the destined whale. I am covering my face and sighing here. I only hope that all good-hearted people with noble morals will make good use of this method to help the old man. The whale has found a happy relationship. When it is done, there will be another thank you."

After writing the content of the post, select the minimum reading permission as permission 3, and you need to pay 200 points to view the 'attachment (whale search in the sea)'...

After confirming that it is correct, click Publish.

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Just to post such a post, Lian Ze spent most of his time on that 'attachment' from morning to afternoon.

Attached to the 'Appendix' is an intermediate spell model - 'Whale Hunting in the Sea'. This spell is relatively simple and easy to learn. Even humans can learn it as long as they study hard for a few months.

'Whale hunting in the sea', as the name suggests, is a spell that 'specializes in finding whales in the water'.

The effect of the spell is average, but as long as it is used well, the 'whales' on this planet will have nowhere to hide in the water.

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Authority 6 posts, and soon a bunch of people come into the building to watch, pick a few typical speeches:

Lone Dog under the Moon (Permission 5): (Shocked) What a lecherous old whale you are!You are really the father of Jealous Whale! ! !

Little General Carp: (Permission 5): Fuck**, did you see it, I***

Charming little hedgehog (clearance 3): I can't read it, but I'm shocked.Is the attachment given by the landlord worth 200 points?

Shield of Justice (Permission 5): This meow is definitely a master, or he doesn't post, and once he posts, he digs up the hometown of Jealous Whale.

Lonely dog ​​under the moon (authority 5): Once the 'Searching Whale in the Sea' is released, the jealous whale will hide in the water, and sooner or later he will be caught by this spell.The host is too ruthless, a random post will force Jealous Whale to land.

I like sauerkraut (permission 6): Good brother, I also like Little Mermaid Whale, can you let me share a few nights if you find it?

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Small human beings don't understand the gold content of 'Searching Whales in the Sea', so they are confused after reading the post; the evil gods are excited, and each force has its own reaction.

Those who stood on the side of Jealous Whale were all outraged; those who stood on the side of the Goddess of Girls were mostly rejoicing; those who stood in the middle were mostly watching the excitement.

And Lian Ze, who is so popular, is now reading the post with joy on his face.

"That's right, the more intense the quarrel, the online cursing, the offline fighting, the destruction of the world depends entirely on you!"

The two protagonists of the 'contest', one doesn't know where, the other hides in the deep sea, and the two don't fight, what's the point?

Even rookies pecking at each other is better than vicious dogs barking at each other.

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the other side.

In order to complete the task assigned to him by Lian Ze, Di Tiantian would go out quietly every night, looking for traces of rat monsters in the city.

For three days in a row, he only happened to meet two of them, and one even ran away.

——This is the disadvantage of fighting alone.

The city was so big, and without anyone providing him with information about the rat monster, no matter how strong he was, it would be difficult for him to find the rat monster to kill alone.

However, people are alive, and there is always a way to think about it.

Di Tiantian couldn't find the rat monster, but he could find the wild cat whose ears hadn't been bitten.

He spent 'huge sums' to bribe a few stray cats with chicken, ham sausage, cat food, etc., locked them in cages, and then put the cages in a small forest where no one visited, planning to use them as bait. Attract rat monsters.

The plan was a success.

On the night of the implementation, he harvested four big rat monsters.

For several days in a row, more and more rat monsters were attracted day by day.

"The Rat Monster is getting more and more active."

——This is the conclusion judged by Angel Di.

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Friday, eight o'clock in the evening.

Baixiong Community, Building 233, No. 501.

The two people and the cat who live here are sitting in front of the sofa, eating snacks and watching tonight's 'Quacking Duck Gossip and Rumors'.

Host 'Da Ga': "Hi~Hi~ Good evening, citizens and friends of Mandarin Fish Market. I wonder if you have noticed that strange things have happened again in our Mandarin Fish Market recently! The owner of the cat cafe, he complained to Daga that his family’s pet cat had all its ears bitten overnight, what a tragedy.”

——Insert a small window to play the monitoring screen of the pet shop.In the fixed picture, a super big mouse drives the cats around like a shepherd dog driving sheep.

The host 'Xiao Ga' looked serious: "There have been many incidents of giant rats attacking cats in the city, and the ears of the attacked cats were all bitten. The related incidents are exactly the same as the incidents that happened in Haishi City not long ago. There are rumors that, The giant rats are looking for a cat with a birthmark on its ear. Friends who have cats at home can shave the hair on the cat’s ears. According to some cat owners’ test results, the shaved cat has a high probability that it will not be attacked by giant rats Target."

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