Chen Huanyu: "Yes, at eight or nine o'clock every day, Teacher Chang Yuanchang goes to the nearby pet park to walk the dog on time!"

Chang Yuan smiled and said, "Oh, you know that too?"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Of course, our two families live next door. Didn't we just meet each other that day when we were going out? Brother Hou, why did you go???"

"Hi! I'm going for a walk with the dog!!!"

Chang Yuan nodded and said, "That's how I am diligent."

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Less than half an hour later, Teacher Chang came back again. I'm wondering, let me ask you, Teacher Chang, why are you back again???"

"Hi! I forgot my dog ​​when I went out!!!"

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience roared with laughter again, and the applause burst out one after another in an instant

"Then should I sneak by myself or the dog? After running out for half an hour, I found out that the dog was not with me???" Chang Yuan asked helplessly.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "There is a time when everyone forgets. The main thing is that you exercise a lot. If you run laps, you must be exhausted by the time you come back."

After finishing speaking, Chen Huanyu stretched out his hands and bent his chest in a pretentious gesture, and at the same time stuck out his tongue and breathed hard.

"Go!!! Why am I doing this???" Chang Yuan pushed Chen Huanyu to stop him.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "It's a bit hot, and I've recovered after a few breaths. Your exercise is not over yet, keep practicing!"

Chang Yuan wondered: "You still practice after this?"

Chen Huan said: "That's right, you still need my help, I'm wondering, Brother Yuan, how can I help you with your exercise, I'm a quiet person, I never study sports."

"You can talk, it's okay! The easiest way to throw a flying saucer is to throw it far away, and I'll pick it up for you!!!"

Chang Yuan smacked his mouth and complained: "I am purely idle."

Chen Huanyu said expectantly: "Then Brother Yuan, I'll just throw it away, come to Brother Yuan! Whoosh!!!"

"You are so fast!!! Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish! Boom!"

While dubbing, Chen Huanyu made a few moves in a row without idle hands. After frantically swinging his hands a few times, he gestured upwards to get the plate.

Chang Yuan said speechlessly: "Why are you moving your hands and feet together? Didn't I just ask you, am I a flying saucer that I'm holding?"

Chen Huanyu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Then I don't know, I just throw it away, and you can pick it up again, but I'm getting tired of playing like this a few times."

"Thinking in my head, I have an idea. I just came out of the house and bought a few steamed stuffed buns. Hmm... It's good to take them out and try them out!"

Chang Yuan seemed to have guessed something and said, "It's not what you want to try???"

Chen Huan said: "Hey, then forget about it, Mr. Chang! Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish! Once you throw the bun here, you rush out and get the bun back!"

"I thought this is not right...... I should not be able to come back...... After thinking about it, I have the answer after breaking the buns, plain!!!"

Chang Yuan sneered and said, "Oh, can't it be plain?"

Chen Huan said: "Change another one!!! Swish! Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish! Brought it back!"

"Open it and have a look! Oh...it doesn't work either, it's not stuck."

Chang Yuan praised: "Then you changed a steamed bun."

Chen Huan said: "Try again for the last time! Swish! Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish! You didn't get it back!!!"

"Oh? What's the matter???" Chang Yuan asked.

Chen Huanyu weighed it in his hand, glanced at everyone and smiled slightly: "This time it's meat!"

There were bursts of chuckles from the audience, and the judges who were pretending to be serious in the judges' seat could not help but raise their mouths and turned their heads away.

Chang Yuan on the stage sneered and said, "Oh, you mean to say that I'm gone forever, right???"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "It's nothing, just tired, why not go home and rest for a while, after an hour's rest, I have to play Go again."

"Oh, this is really using your brain." Chang Yuan said in surprise.

Chen Huan said: "I'm looking for a world-renowned master. The two of you sit facing each other. That's called playing chess. There must be another burner of incense on the table next to you. As for the background music, it must be guzheng. It looks elegant."

"Well, that's right, that's it," Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huanyu adjusted his voice, and dubbed leisurely into the microphone: "Dum thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump ~~~"

"Good guy, please stop for a while. I hear what you mean. I was playing chess with a master of the world in a pigsty. Then the song "Journey to the West" Zhu Bajie came out." Chang Yuan stopped Chen Huanyu again. down the road.

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said: "Oh, then I really don't understand. Anyway, the music is playing, and the two of them made a face-to-face match. This game of Go is about to start."

"But this thing is not easy, you have to think about it before you make every move."

"Yes, this is called careful consideration." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "Yes, you have to think about three to five moves in this chess before you can make a move. Teacher Chang is thinking about this move. After thinking about it for half an hour, I finally made a move—Commander! "

"Ah? Military chess???" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.

Chen Huan said: "Hey! Let's look at the master on the opposite side - the invasion of the Southern Barbarians!!!"

"kill!!!"

"General!!!"

"What's all this mess???" Chang Yuan frowned.

Chen Huanyu said with a regretful face: "Oh! Teacher Chang is stupid here, it's a pity that I have heard it all!"

Chang Yuan said: "Good guy, I just want to know how the two of us sat together. It's not a headache to play with anyone and not next to each other."

Chen Huan said: "That's right, I don't even know what the other party is."

"That's needless to say, isn't that the way to know." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "It's good, anyway, it cultivated the sentiment. After playing chess with the world's masters here, Teacher Chang has to go to practice after he comes out of the house in a hurry."

"It's been a whole morning. Am I still not resting?" Chang Yuan asked.

Chen Huanyu waved his hands and said, "Hey, I can't rest! At noon, you still have to go to the Shivaxing Fighting Gym next door to fight boxing."

"Good guy, this fighting gym is good. There are many types of boxing in it, including muay thai, kickboxing, Sanda, boxing, karate, etc. The thinnest fighters in it are all like Nashi Vaxing has a physique."

"Good guy, can I do it?" Chang Yuan hugged himself in fear and said from the heart.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Okay." Don't look at how awesome the boxers are, but they all respect you very much. If you don't come, they will have to wait for you. "

"Yo, am I that important? Then what am I mainly responsible for?" Chang Yuan asked curiously.

Chen Huan said: "The sandbags in the fighting gym are gone, so I have to find a partner to get beaten..."

"I won't go!!! I won't go if I'm killed!!!"

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