Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Because it was still a qualifier at this time, and no staff would seriously tell the actors with a board. Now that they have been talking for more than ten minutes, it is still far from the maximum of 15 minutes for the performance.

However, Chen Huanyu, who knows well in his heart, naturally knows that this cross talk is almost ready to end here.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "If you don't go, then you can play other things. It's okay to go to the next room to play billiards!"

"Oh, good, this is a gentleman's sport, it's much better than going over there and getting beaten." Chang Yuan nodded.

Chen Huan said: "Teacher Chang took a pool cue one or two meters thick and went over."

"One or two meters thick, good guy, it's like a bazooka." Chang Yuan said.

"Then what should I say?" Chen Huan said.

Chang Yuan said: "The slender pool cue is one or two meters long."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Teacher Chang Yuan went in with a pool cue, and everyone greeted him as soon as he entered."

"Teacher Chang Yuan is here!"

"Come on, come on, get ready to kick off."

Chang Yuan nodded and said, "We all know each other."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "That's for sure. You are the man of the hour here. When I heard that Mr. Chang Yuan is here, hey! You are a great man, everyone nicknamed you Durex in the billiard world!!!"

"Oh Du... Hey, don't talk nonsense!!!" Chang Yuan suddenly felt wrong halfway through reading.

"Pfft..."

"Hahaha!!!"

There were bursts of chuckles again from the audience. They were all serious men. It was impossible to say that they were not familiar with this thing.

And Chen Huanyu on the stage said with a blank face: "What's the matter, what is that called???"

Chang Yuan corrected, "That's the Davis of the billiards world."

"Then I'm talking about..." Chen Huan said.

"You're talking about Durex." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu still pretended to be dazed and said: "Durex, Davis, they sound similar, isn't there any difference between these two?"

Chang Yuan explained with a helpless face: "That's nonsense! You just remember these two things, one can score the ball, and the other can't score the ball, understand???"

Chen Huan said: "Then why can't the inside one score???"

"Nonsense, if you want to score the ball, you will be finished!" Chang Yuan said.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Oh shit..."

"One can't score the goal, the other can score the goal hahaha!"

"Oh my god, these two are too messed up..."

"How did you come up with it? This burden is too t-level. Oh, I'll go!"

In the auditorium at this time, there was obviously a group of cross talk peers, but at this time, Chen Huanyu's burden made him lean forward and laugh together and burst into tears.

In terms of the frequency of this laughter alone, it is basically more than the laughter of all the shows in the audience so far.

Even the judges in front of the jury, together with Li Xindou's judges, turned their faces away and shrugged their shoulders, and Le's whole body twitched.

But of course the judges were happy, but some of them frowned, shaking their heads as if they heard something unspeakable.

In particular, a bald old cross talk artist in the judging panel snorted coldly as he watched the performance on the stage, and muttered something in his mouth: "Heirs of the Chang family have insulted the family style, willing to be depraved, vulgar, etc. words."

On the stage at this time, Chen Huanyu, who was waiting for the laughter to stop for a while, also glanced at the reactions of several judges, but he just curled his lips and didn't care at all, ignoring them and continued:

"Anyway, everyone supports you in playing billiards. Mr. Chang Yuan played billiards very accurately. Bang! Pop! It smashed the lamp on the ceiling."

"Good guy, am I hitting up?" Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That's what I mean, I don't understand, anyway, it's over here, basically it's noon, it's been so long, go home for lunch, and I have to go swimming in the afternoon."

"Oh, I still have water sports." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That's because the family loves to play with water."

"This is indeed." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "When he beat his father, he had this water sports gene from his ancestors. His father liked water sports. At that time, he practiced sailing hard, right?"

Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Yes, that's right."

Chen Huan said: "Sailing boats and diving."

"Sailboat...why does this sailboat carry diving?" Chang Yuan praised.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "He has a sequence. First capsize, then dive, and come up after five days. Oops! It's lifelike!!!"

"Hey, is that drowning???" Chang Yuan thought for a while before realizing it, and said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good!!!"

"well said!!!"

The atmosphere of peers in the audience has been completely ignited. At this time, the peers in the audience have become the audience and responsible for the atmosphere, and applauded desperately with laughter.

Chen Huanyu nodded with a smile, and continued to Chang Yuan: "No matter how good the swim is, there will inevitably be accidents, and not only Chang Yuan's family is good at water sports, but his wife and my sister-in-law are also good at water sports."

"Oh, my daughter-in-law is also good at swimming." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That's not swimming but jumping, especially his wife is a professional, she used to be part of the national river jumping team when she was young."

"What the hell still jumps into the river, that's called the diving team." Chang Yuan corrected.

Chen Huan said: "Yes, jumping into the water before jumping into the river, it is very difficult to jump into the river."

"Here, Teacher Chang Yuan's daughter-in-law jumped into the river. After a while, an old man sitting on a white cloud slowly floated out of the river, with kind eyebrows, kind eyes, white beard and hair, and a fairy-like spirit."

"Huh??? Is this a fairy?" Chang Yuan asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu saluted slowly with lowered eyebrows, holding something in his hand, and said slowly, "This kind-hearted comedian, did you lose this pig?"

"Pig??? That's definitely not it. What I lost was a daughter-in-law or a human being." Chang Yuan hurriedly said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Hmm...that kind comedian, did you lose this elephant???"

"That's not true, that's what Sun Yue lost." Chang Yuan shook his head.

Chen Huanyu said: "Well... that kind comedian, if neither of these two is your wife, then it must be the last one, but I can only help you here, and you can only get down by yourself for the last one." Carry it!"

"Ah??? This river god can even carry pigs and elephants. Isn't that how heavy my wife is?" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.