Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chapter 226 "Days of the Security Team"

After a few simple words to lay the groundwork, Yue Longgang's mood gradually calmed down a bit.

At this time, he really felt for the first time how great it is to be supported by Hao Ping.

Although he and Chen Huanyu only played against each other for a day, and basically had no formal rehearsal, but when the person next to him stepped onto the stage, no matter whether it was nonsense or nonsense, none of the words fell to the ground, and he took him a step steadily. Step into the rhythm.

If we compare the fancier to a waiter, Shaobing is a new waiter who is unfamiliar and passive. Whatever dish you want, he will bring it to you at the table.

And Chen Huanyu has prepared all your tastes, set up a table full, and you don’t need to speak, but your eyes moved a little, when you just thought about eating a crab, the next second a spoonful of crabs The leg meat with crab roe has already reached your mouth.

Every sentence, every stubble is so flattering, it's really as if it's ready to be fed to the mouth, as long as you open your mouth and say the words, all the follow-up effects will be so perfect.

At this moment, Yue Longgang finally understood why novices hope to have elders like master and uncle to support themselves. It's just too comfortable for a show transition.

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on the stage.

At this time, Yue Longgang also spoke again, gradually back and forth a little bit, and slowly took the initiative: "It's actually quite easy to find. You can find out when you come here, and it's next to Chua County!"

"Oh, that's fine, let's talk about it later when I'm going." Chen Huanyu waved his hands and said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "The old saying is good, it makes people poor and ambitious. Although it is said that I have a bad background, I am still a young man with ambition."

"That's not bad, just work hard in the village." Chen Huan said.

"That won't work."

Yue Long just waved his hand and said, "Work hard, but you must work hard, but you can't be in the village."

"Yo, why is that?" Chen Huanyu praised.

Yue Longgang said: "Because the village is too poor to survive, so the young people in our village, as long as they are of the right age, have to go outside to work."

"That's also a way." Chen Huanyu felt that Yue Longgang's mentality gradually improved and entered the rhythm, and then gradually gave the initiative to Yue Longgang, and slowly retreated into the supporting role.

At this time, the audience in the audience gradually accepted Yue Longgang's new face unknowingly, and gradually entered the state.

Yue Longgang said: "Don't underestimate the people in our village, but hidden dragons and crouching tigers, many people go out to work and earn money."

"How much can you earn if you work part-time?" Chen Huanyu pretended to be disapproving.

Yue Longgang said: "It's a lot of money! Some people in our village went out to work for half a year and earned 8000 yuan back."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "That's okay."

Yue Longgang said: "There are still people who went out to work for three months and came back with an income of [-]!"

"Oh, there will be more, ten thousand a month is very powerful." Chen Huanyu praised.

Yue Long just nodded and said proudly: "There are still people who just went out for three days and came back after earning 500 million!"

"No, no, no..."

"Good guy..."

"Five million in three days? Did this buddy nervously say something wrong?"

There was a surprised sound from the audience.

"Huh!!!"

Chen Huanyu exclaimed, and asked naturally: "My mother, what is this for, how do you earn so much?"

"He didn't tell us what he was doing, but it was a pity in the end anyway. He was arrested and shot by the police uncle as soon as he got home." Yue Longgang sighed and said regretfully.

"Good guy!!!"

"Oh, he robbed the bank with him for a long time???" Chen Huanyu said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

A very fresh burden, coupled with the tacit cooperation of Chen Huanyu and Yue Longgang, the first big burden burst immediately, and the audience burst out laughing.

"I go…………"

"Cow!!!"

In the backstage lounge at this time, all the actors of Deyun Club were stunned when they heard this burden.

They were not surprised that Chen Huanyu's praise was so appropriate, everyone knew that.

What surprised them the most was that Yue Longgang's tone of voice in this paragraph, and the foreshadowing and rhythm laid down step by step, were quite sophisticated and thoughtful!

Zhang Wenshun on the side scratched his head in surprise, turned to look at Chang Yuan and said, "Is this the burden of Chen Huanyu's new idea?"

"Probably not, at least I haven't heard of it." Chang Yuan waved his hand in denial.

"Good guy, then Yue Longgang should have made it himself, don't say... this man is interesting, interesting..." Zhang Wenshun nodded and muttered.

But listening to the praise on and off the stage, the expression on Cao Yunxin's face at the side became more and more unpleasant.

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On the stage, Yue Longgang listened to Chen Huanyu's rhetorical question and said innocently: "Yeah, I heard it was a bank robbery..."

"Since I was a child, I have watched the villagers go out to work in the city one by one every day, and I have secretly made up my mind that I will be like them in the future and make money!"

"Oh...to rob the bank too???" Chen Huanyu smiled and teased in a subtly tone.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Ah...that's just a part, and there are many who were not arrested by the police uncle." Yue Long was stunned for a moment when he heard Chen Huanyu's surprise, and then said quickly.

"Oh... If you don't get caught by the police uncle, then you have absconded." Chen Huanyu answered one after another.

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Yue Longgang's expression froze, he was able to hide it just now, but now he doesn't know what to say now

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

"Absconded ouch..."

"What a tm god! What kind of evil burden is too funny hahaha!"

At this time, the audience off the stage burst into laughter, and the joy was that they couldn't stop leaning forward and backward.

"That's enough, let's just make a joke, you can tell your story, what happened after you came out to work?" Chen Huanyu looked at Yue Longgang and asked, bringing the topic back.

Yue Longgang said: "Then it was when I was almost an adult, and one day my dad called me to his side and wanted to talk to me about it."

"Oh, just ask me." Chen Huanyu nodded.

Yue Long just learned the local accent and said, "Xiaowo, Xiaowo."

"Little... what???" Chen Huanyu asked back with a frown.

Yue Longgang said: "Our dialect means son."

"Okay, don't look at me if you say son." Chen Huanyu waved his hands.

Yue Long just smiled and continued: "Xiao Wo, go out for a walk, go out to work."

Chen Huan said: "Let's make money."

Yue Longgang said: "The outside world is very exciting."

"Hey...the old man still knows a lot." Chen Huanyu laughed.

Yue Longgang said: "Go outside for a while, earn more money and come back, so that I can stay in this village..."

Chen Huanyu challenged, "How is it?"

Yue Longgang: "Strong girl, strong girl, strong girl, strong girl~~~"

"Good guy! This old rascal, this is!!!" Chen Huanyu said with a dumbfounded expression.

Yue Longgang said unconvinced: "Isn't it an old rascal???"

Chen Huan said: "What do you think? Just being a bully girl, a bully girl, and a bully girl, there's nothing else to do???"

Yue Long just opened his mouth and said with an innocent face: "That's what it should be. All the men in the village were caught and shot by the police uncle, so there are only strong women and domineering women left."

"My good fellow, let me just say that there are no good people in this village. It's too good to kill them all." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "I nodded, in order to fulfill my father's wish, I decided to venture out."

"While the old man is still young, his waist may not be enough in a few years." Chen Huanyu nodded in agreement.

Yue Longgang said: "Prepare my luggage, put on my pants..."

Chen Huanyu frowned and said, "Prepare your luggage... You just put on your pants... Good guy, why don't you wear them at home???"

Yue Longgang said: "How do you know?"

Chen Huan said: "What you said is that you don't wear clothes."

Yue Longgang said: "It's true that you don't wear them, but there's nothing you can do about it. Our family only has one pair of trousers. Whoever works in the fields wears them, and whoever goes out wears them."

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and said, "Oh, this family only has one pair of trousers, and they wear them to work in the field... If you don't wear them, what will they do? Isn't the land barren?"

Yue Longgang said: "Then I really haven't thought about it..."

"I gotta get out anyway! Put on my pants and my stubble pillow."

Chen Huanyu said curiously: "Oh my god... It's not that your family is so poor, you still have a tea pillow."

"You have that little tea, how good it would be if you could make some tea eggs and sell them, you, still pillow..."

Yue Longgang asked blankly, "What kind of tea?"

Chen Huanyu took it for granted and explained: "Isn't it a tea pillow, a tea pillow, something to cool off the heat."

Yue Long just waved his hand and said: "Wrong stubble pillow - stick stubble pillow!" "

"Stub stubble pillow... is that old corn that is ground into stubble and made into a pillow??? Isn't that half a bag of grain?" Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said with an innocent face: "Yeah, that's great. I can eat when I'm hungry, and I can sleep when I'm sleepy."

"One body with two purposes, it's a bit of a crooked idea to do it." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "Finally, put on my pair of one-word shoes and prepare to go out."

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "Don't wait a little longer, what is this one word shoe, you can explain it to everyone."

Yue Longgang said: "Hey.....It looks like shoes?"

Chen Huan said: "Actually?"

Yue Longgang said, "It's not shoes."

Chen Huanyu said: "Is that... ... no foundation?

Yue Longgang said: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, it is close, not only has no bottom, but also no face!"

"It's not that there is nothing left???" Chen Huanyu said with a blank face.

Yue Longgang said: "Yes, there are two belts!"

"Good guy...the two belts are tied on the top of your feet, are you afraid of someone running away???" Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said with an aggrieved face: "I'm afraid my feet will run away, I'm afraid someone will run away, you can chat, you, are you making fun of me for being poor?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

It was the first time for the audience to see such a joke, and they all felt that it was extra fresh and applauded.

Chen Huanyu waved his hands and said, "No, no, no teasing, really no, it's from the bottom of my heart..."

Yue Longgang said: "I have prepared my luggage and am going north..."

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and suddenly stopped him: "Don't you wait a while, you seem to go out shirtless, don't you, do you just wear nothing on your upper body?"

Yue Longgang said: "Didn't I tell you? I have an upper body with a sling on it."

"I've never heard of it. Does that look like a suspender?" Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "I even gave him a nice name—Sai vest."

Chen Huan said: "Sai vest? Good guy, can you talk to me and the audience in detail about what a competition vest looks like?"

Yue Longgang said: "It's very simple, it's like a vest, but there are only two belts."

"Oh, okay, at least it's better than being shirtless." Chen Huanyu nodded.

Yue Longgang: "Oh, that's right, let's go north, come to our county in the north, and take the train from Chua County all the way to Kyoto."

Chen Huan said, "We've arrived in Kyoto."

Yue Longgang said: "I don't have any money in my pocket, so I have to find a job first."

Chen Huanyu praised: "Then look for it."

Yue Longgang said: "After a day's rest, I got up and looked around for my job. Where is my job? Where is my job???"

"Walking and looking up, there is it! This place is good!!!"

Chen Huanyu asked curiously, "Where is it?"

Yue Longgang waved his hand and said, "Longguo Bank!!!"

"The bank...it's not you waiting for it!!! Is this a habit in your village??? Go to the bank first when you enter the city, and grab it so you can go home???" Chen Huanyu said with a speechless expression.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, and they were all happy in an instant.

Yue Longgang said unconvinced: "How do you talk?"

Chen Huan said: "It's not how I talk, but why are you running to the bank???"

Yue Longgang said: "Just looking for a job, I am familiar with this place."

"Oh...that's familiar." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "Go in and try it, find a staff member and ask: "Comrade, do you want the president or not? "

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and praised: "Good guy, you are much taller than a bank robber, you have broken your roots!"

Yue Longgang said: "The staff are very polite."

"How do you say? No need?" Chen Huan said

Yue Longgang: "Get lost~~~"

"That's really polite." Chen Huanyu said with a smile.

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