Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Following Chen Huanyu's mobilization on the stage, Yue Longgang's condition gradually improved...

"Wait for me to come out of the bank, look up, Longguo Post." Yue Longgang said.

Chen Huanyu waved his hands and persuaded: "You don't need to go to such a big place, people don't want you at all."

But Yue Longgang refused to admit defeat and said, "I can't back this thing, right? If you want me, you have to ask."

Chen Huan said: "Okay, then go ask."

Yue Long just smiled and continued in dialect: "Comrade, do you want the president or not?"

Chen Huanyu complained speechlessly: "President? You really mean it."

Yue Longgang said: "People are also very polite: go and play!"

Chen Huan said: "Oh... this is more polite than that."

Yue Longgang said proudly: "Humph! After listening to him, guess what???"

Chen Huanyu asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

"I didn't listen to him, I walked out!" Yue Longgang said.

"Hey... It's also the first time you've heard this, so if you let you play, it means to let you go." Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Long just scratched his head and said: "Oh, what a meaning, I thought he really let me play around..."

"Okay, okay, don't think about it, it's not a good thing." Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed out loud, followed by applause and booing.

Yue Longgang said: "Later, after being introduced by a friend, I finally..."

"Friend..." Chen Huanyu interrupted.

"It's not that you wait a while, you...do you still have friends in Kyoto???"

Yue Longgang said: "Yes, besides me, the only male and only seedling in our village who did not die!"

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and said, "The only man who hasn't been killed...is that your father? The one who bullies men and women, bullies men and women..."

Yue Longgang said: "My dad is from the village, and this is a friend and fellow from outside the village."

"When I asked for help, someone introduced me to work in a security team."

Chen Huanyu suddenly said: "The security team... I understand why they are still alive. This is an undercover agent in the village. This is it. All the robbers have gone in. He has slipped through the net, right?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Undercover hahaha!"

"Good guy, I'll tell you why it's called Pis County. If it's not self-invented, any village will be scolded if it's taken out like this!"

"Hey, don't tell me it's really..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, and Yue Longgang on the stage was almost laughed at by Chen Huanyu. He held back for a long time before continuing:

"What is an undercover agent?"

Chen Huanyu said: "Don't you say you are in the security team, aren't the security guards still hanging around in banks and places..."

Yue Longgang said: "You are talking about professional security guards, and we are the security guards at the entrance of the community."

"Oh, that's indeed my misunderstanding." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "This security guard has just arrived. He is not directly qualified for the job. He has to have the previous training. Before entering the job, the staff first brought a form: fill in the form, comrades, write your name, place of origin, and age. .”

Chen Huan said: "Then write."

Yue Longgang said: "If I know how to write, then of course I will. Others are easy to talk about. How do you write this place of origin???"

"Oh...that's really..." Chen Huanyu said.

Yue Longgang said: "I can only say that I can't write this thing, you say I write pinyin..."

"That probably won't work..." Chen Huanyu shook his head.

Yue Longgang said: "That's really not possible, it can only be next to Chua County."

"Then it still means the same thing after talking for a long time!" Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "I just went to report on the first day. In fact, people will not let you do it directly. I said before that it is mainly training."

"What exactly is the training?" Chen Huanyu praised.

Yue Longgang said: "First of all, you have to practice standing posture, how to salute, how to communicate with the owner, how to smile and other etiquette, in addition to training physical fitness for running."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "That means he is quite professional."

"After a day of exhausting training like this, it was getting dark, and a few security guards and I finally returned to the dormitory assigned to us, and finally we were able to rest." Yue Longgang said.

Chen Huan said: "It's not easy to do anything."

Yue Longgang said: "I'm tired, my waist is sore and my legs are hurting, so I should go to bed quickly and take off this suspected shoe while sitting on the bed."

Chen Huanyu asked suspiciously: "It's not that you took off your shoes this time, you take off the belt and it's over."

Yue Longgang: "Take off the belt first, and then I have to take off my sock."

"Wait a minute... Oh, you're not barefoot, and you're still wearing socks with a belt?" Chen Huanyu finally came to his senses.

Yue Longgang said: "That's right, otherwise there are only two belts..."

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and boasted, "Yo, this is a great move."

Yue Longgang said: "Take off the belt, take off the socks, put them on this radiator, and then I will sleep under the covers."

Chen Huanyu was dumbfounded: "I threw the socks directly on the radiator? Why not???"

Yue Long just smiled shyly, spread his hands and said: "There is no way, the socks have been wet several times, and now they are almost solidified. If you don't dry them, what will you wear tomorrow?"

"Oh my good guy, it's disgusting enough to listen to, and it's all frozen..." Chen Huanyu said with a look of disgust.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience also followed suit.

Yue Longgang said: "When I go to bed, I don't know when I fall asleep. There are other friends in the dormitory."

"What's wrong?" Chen Huan asked.

Yue Longgang said: "In less than 5 minutes, the whole room was filled with black smoke, as if that goblin had come, and that buddy is going crazy!"

"Good guy..." Chen Huanyu said with a complicated expression.

Yue Longgang said: "That buddy down there just kicked my bed with his feet."

"Grandson! Come down and wash your feet! Take your socks off, cough cough cough!!! I can't breathe!!!"

Chen Huanyu laughed and said, "I've seen this formation before."

Yue Longgang said with a pure face: "What? Washing the juice??? Are you city people still interested in washing the juice???"

"That's no nonsense, if it's like this, why don't you wash it." Chen Huanyu complained.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed, all of a sudden they were overjoyed.

Although Yue Longgang's imitation and acting skills are still very young, the good thing is that this comic book is his own business, which is his own previous state.

If it is difficult to imitate others, then it is much easier to imitate your own strength before.

After receiving encouragement from Chen Huanyu, Yue Longgang really let go of himself slowly and admitted himself.

And with this kind of letting go, the most innocent, youthful and embarrassing energy that is naturally revealed is the tone that Yue Longgang used the most when talking about cross talk in the early stage.

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on the stage.

Yue Long just imitated his face and said in pain: "My good fellow, I can't even speak, my mouth is hot and my throat is so hot! Brothers, are you still alive?"

"At this time, there were two security guards who were already foaming at the mouth and passed out."

Chen Huan said: "Your socks are too powerful!"

Yue Longgang said: "In the end, our security captain heard the call for help from our room first, opened the door and came in and shouted: 'Hello! Is anyone there???'"

"Good guy can't see anyone." Chen Huan said.

Yue Long just imitated his pain and said: "Captain, we are here, save us."

"No, why is it so smelly?"

Chen Huanyu was dumbfounded and said, "What kind of nose is this captain? Just heard it???"

Yue Longgang took a few breaths and said: My God!Why is it so smelly?What's the taste?Is it foot odor? ? ? "

While talking, Yue Longgang took a few more sharp breaths...

"Good guy...how come your captain loves to hear about this guy? Why do you have to do this?" Chen Huanyu wondered.

Yue Longgang said: "Then I don't know. Anyway, the captain smelled it for half an hour, and the air in our room was much fresher. Of course, our captain also fell on the ground with a black face."

"Your captain is a human-shaped exhaust fan. It's not normal if it doesn't fall down." Chen Huanyu laughed.

"Finally two more people came in, wearing gas masks, threw the socks away, carried the captain and my security partner out for rescue, opened the windows for ventilation, and this was the end of the matter, saving the lives of all the security guards in our dormitory .” Yue Longgang said.

Chen Huan said: "The people who go in must love you to death."

In the backstage lounge at this time, Kong Yunlong, who was standing on the side, smiled very happily, and made everyone feel puzzled.

"What's the matter, Kong Yunlong, it's a good burden, but we shouldn't be so happy, right?" Guo Taoer, who was sitting beside him, asked curiously.

Kong Yunlong smiled and waved his hands and said: "Hey Master, you don't know, I'm not laughing at this, I'm laughing at his baggage, it looks like baggage, but it's actually true!"

"When I was working in Haiwanju, we were also a dormitory. I remember that after he took off his socks, it was the scene he described."

"As soon as the socks were taken off, he was able to stand still! A little bit of black smoke came out! In the end, we cleaned him up hard together, and then he started to clean up gradually."

"My god, this thing can still be true?" Yu Qian who was on the side also said in surprise.

Kong Yunlong nodded affirmatively and said: "It's really Uncle Qian. As soon as I was in the room, the smell rushed from my nose to Tianling Gai, and my rhinitis was cleared up."

As soon as these words came out, not to mention the audience, even the actors backstage couldn't help laughing out loud. They all laughed and blushed.

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The performance on stage continues...

Yue Longgang said: "After half an hour, the captain got up after waking up, and continued to chat with us."

Chen Huan said: "It's not easy to get up after being hit by this biochemical weapon."

Yue Longgang said: "This is to check the dormitory, check the sanitation of your dormitory, whose quilt is this? Look how well their quilt is folded, not bad!"

"This! This is Yue Longgang's quilt, right?"

"That's right, captain, it's my quilt." Yue Longgang said, playing two roles.

Chen Huanyu wondered: "Isn't your captain also part-time fortune-telling? How did he know that this quilt is yours?"

Yue Longgang said: "Our captain said: This quilt must be yours! Look at their quilts, they are stacked like tofu cubes."

Chen Huanyu praised: "Oh...that's the tofu in the army."

Yue Longgang said: "Look at this stack you made - stinky tofu block!!!"

"Good guy, don't you smell too evil???" Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "Have you accepted it? Take it here!"

Chen Huan said: "What is this for?"

Yue Longgang said: "Throw it out for me."

"This is a bit outrageous." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "It's okay, I don't care, I took it back when the captain wasn't paying attention, and continued to cover and train."

"My god..." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "But don't say that after a long time of training, I really discovered one of my strengths."

"Oh what?" Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "It's just that I run very fast. In just two hours, I can run from Kyoto to our hometown Pia County."

"Two hours, let's say four to five hundred kilometers, you can run back in two hours?" Chen Huanyu was shocked.

Yue Longgang proudly said: "That's right, it's so awesome. I get up and run every day, run thousands of kilometers for training, and go back to the dormitory to sleep."

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and asked curiously: "Hey, no, let me ask you something, you said you have this ability... Why are you ruining your security partners? How about you just go home and sleep every day Well, anyway, it’s enough to run back early the next morning.”

Yue Longgang looked dumbfounded: "..."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, and they all followed suit and said,

Yue Longgang said in a daze: "Well...it seems to be possible, I really didn't think of it..."

Chen Huanyu pointed to his brain and said, "If you want to say that, I think it might be more appropriate for you to train your intelligence first."

Yue Long just waved his hand and said: "Oh, that's fine, don't pay attention to these details, anyway, this is how I train every day. I am training at the Fifth Ring Road in the inner day. I am running vigorously in front of me, and there are children sitting in the car behind me. call."

"Nezha! Black Hot Wheels!!!"

"Hot Wheels... Why is it black if it's not Hot Wheels?" Chen Huanyu asked.

Yue Longgang said with a smile: "Maybe it's because of the pair of socks. I thought it was a waste, so I picked them up together with the quilt."

Chen Huanyu said with a speechless face: "I said, why are you still black Hot Wheels?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Hearing this, the audience laughed again.