Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

The performance on stage continues...

Yue Longgang said: "Don't care about him, anyway, I will continue to run my own!!!"

"Just by running every day, I found out that I can't outrun everyone."

"Then you ran fast enough." Chen Huanyu nodded.

Yue Longgang said: "But I'm not happy, I'm here for training, there's no challenge, what should I do?"

Chen Huan said: "Then what should we do?"

Yue Longgang said: "After thinking for a long time, I finally came up with a good solution - chasing the bus!"

Chen Huanyu said with emotion: "Chasing the car...you are really crazy."

Yue Longgang said: "When the bus runs, I run, and when the bus stops, I stop. I just keep chasing the bus, every day."

"Finally one day, a man stuck his head out of the bus and talked to me."

Chen Huan said, "What did you say?"

Yue Longgang said with a mean face: "Hey buddy, which wallet is yours, I will return it to you."

"Good guy, he thought you lost your wallet..." Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "When I said this, I almost lost my temper."

"I thought that in order to avoid misunderstandings, I would not chase the bus at all. I would go after other cars, and chase whatever car I saw when I went out."

"Oh, whatever." Chen Huanyu nodded and praised.

Yue Longgang said: "As a result, when I went out the next day, I looked up and saw a cash transport truck, a big black truck, and there were people in uniform with guns in their hands, looking very majestic."

"You want to chase after this??" Chen Huanyu asked.

Yue Longgang said: "Chasing, it happens that I haven't chased this kind of car before. The cash transport truck drives in front, and I just follow behind. In the end, I finally understand something!"

"Understand what?" Chen Huanyu asked curiously.

Yue Longgang said with a bitter face: "I understand that they really know how to shoot!!!"

"Hey! That's nonsense! Who told you to keep chasing him." Chen Huanyu was also speechless.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, and the laughter of the audience did not stop for a long time, and the atmosphere was quite warm.

Yue Longgang said: "Oh, it scares me. It took me a lot of time to explain clearly. I'm running, not stealing money. I can't follow the old road in the village."

"That's right, you've gone the old way, how can your father be a domineering woman, a domineering woman." Chen Huanyu complained.

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing and booing together.

Yue Longgang said: "Anyway, I finally explained it clearly, but it turned out that something happened after running around. A traffic policeman came up to me on a motorcycle and stopped me."

"No... What is the traffic police looking for you again?" Chen Huanyu asked.

Yue Longgang said: "I want to know too. I used to ask: Comrade, do you have anything to do with me? I just run and exercise.'"

Chen Huan said, "Well, tell me clearly."

"The policeman is also very polite. He came up and saluted: Hey, hello, you have violated our traffic safety law, and we will fine you 100 yuan." Yue Longgang saluted the traffic policeman, who was a poor student.

"Isn't this violating some kind of traffic safety law?" Chen Huanyu asked doubtfully.

"Yes."

Yue Longgang continued: "I'm not a traffic policeman. I'm running and I'm not driving. How can I break the traffic law?"

"That's right, you have to ask clearly about this, so you can't deduct money randomly." Chen Huanyu echoed.

Yue Longgang said: "Of course the traffic police uncle is very polite when he speaks."

"Sir, look at the black smoke behind you. This week, many people on this road have called to respond. Your exhaust emissions exceed the standard. People who are blocked by the black smoke can't see the road ahead. Just There have been seven or eight rear-end collisions along the way today."

"Good guy, your Hot Wheels kick is indeed too powerful." Chen Huanyu boasted with a thumbs up.

"Hahahahaha, I went to exhaust emissions exceeding the standard."

"It's so funny, dude!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst out laughing.

"There's no way I'll be fined. After begging for a long time, I finally paid 50 yuan. I'm completely out of money." Yue Longgang said helplessly.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "If you say it's pure bad luck."

"There is no way to go back and tell the captain, see if you can advance my salary, I have no money to eat." Yue Longgang said helplessly.

Chen Huan said: "The captain agrees?"

Yue Longgang said: "The captain is kind-hearted, he agreed with me as soon as I finished speaking, but there is one condition."

"Oh, what's the condition?" Chen Huan asked.

Yue Longgang said: "It's actually quite simple. Recently, there are always complaints about throwing things in our community. Don't you run fast? You watch in the community. If a thief comes, you can catch him. Not only will you be paid in advance This month's salary, I can even give you a bonus!"

"Ask you to catch a thief? Isn't that what you can do?" Chen Huanyu asked in disbelief.

But Yue Longgang clapped his hands and said excitedly: "What do you mean? I am very capable if you leave out the word "?" I agreed right away."

"I run every day, running 30 laps around this community every day."

Chen Huan said: "It's not that you run around like this every day, how can you still have the energy to catch the thief?"

Yue Longgang said: "Everyone in the neighborhood was frightened by my running."

Chen Huan said: "Scared???"

Yue Longgang said: "I dare not go out."

Chen Huan said: "Why don't you dare to go out?"

Yue Longgang said: "The owners in the community are all talking: what's wrong with the security guard, crazy? Why do you run around this community every day? The key circle is too smelly, how do we get out???"

"Hi..." Chen Huanyu laughed.

Yue Longgang said: "Later, I thought that what the owner said made sense. It's not a big deal to catch a thief and run away like this."

"That's for sure." Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "Finally one day, let me discover the thief."

Chen Huan said, "Are you caught?"

Yue Longgang said: "There is a supermarket in our community. At night, when the door of the supermarket is closed and the lights are turned off, there should be no one around."

Chen Huan said, "That's right."

Yue Longgang said: "But this time one person came out from inside, I saw that it was a thief!"

"This must be a thief." Chen Huan said

Yue Longgang said: "I want you to run, you run first."

Chen Huanyu was puzzled and said, "It's not that you hurry up and chase him."

Yue Long just ignored Chen Huanyu and continued: "Run! Run until you can't run anymore!"

Chen Huanyu wondered, "What are you doing?"

Yue Longgang said: "I'll go home and sleep until he can't run anymore!"

Chen Huan said: "It's not you, what do you mean? Don't you arrest him???"

Yue Long just coughed dryly and said, "I'm afraid he will beat me up." "Hey, I'm still scared after talking for a long time." Chen Huanyu said speechlessly.

Yue Longgang said: "Turning around, I told our captain that I met a thief yesterday, and I let him run away. I was afraid that he would beat me up, but my dream is to catch a thief. I will definitely catch him next time." .”

"The captain also supported me very much and encouraged me to say: Yes! Just arrest him, you will be fine."

"Oh, the two encourage each other..." Chen Huanyu said.New Pen Fun Pavilion

Yue Long just nodded and said: "That's right, Captain, I'll listen to you, I'll wait for him, I'll give him a sit-and-wait today!"

"Oh, just wait." Chen Huanyu praised.

Yue Longgang said: "I ran alone in the garden of the community, squatting from 5 o'clock in the afternoon to [-] o'clock in the morning, and my hard work paid off. I really ran into it again. A black shadow crawled in from the outside window of the supermarket. It took less than [-] minutes. out again."

"Then catch him quickly!" Chen Huanyu said excitedly.

Yue Longgang said: "That's for sure, I yelled directly: Hey thief! Don't run away, your grandpa is here!'"

"The thief ran away, and ran out in a flash."

Chen Huanyu said anxiously: "Then hurry up and chase after him!"

Yue Long just waved his hands and said calmly: "It's okay, let him run for 5 minutes. I run fast and catch up with him in a while."

"He disappeared after a while, so you can't find him?" Chen Huan said.

Yue Longgang said: "That will have to wait a while, my legs are numb after squatting for a day..."

"Oh, you're off the hook." Chen Huanyu said with a look of disgust.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience roared with laughter.

Yue Long just waved his hand on the stage and said: "It's nothing to worry about. When my legs slowed down, I took a step and chased after him. I blocked him in a dead end in 3 minutes!"

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and boasted: "Okay! Then catch him."

Yue Longgang said: "Don't worry. At this time, you have to reason with him first. I said: You run, you run, can you run faster than me?"

"That is, how amazing you are." Chen Huanyu smiled and said.

Yue Longgang said: "Run, I can't kill you and me."

"At this time the thief said, buddy, you let me go, and I will repay you in the future, okay, let me go."

Chen Huan said: "You still beg for mercy, what do you say?"

Yue Longgang said proudly: "I said no, my dream is to catch a thief, and I have to kill you."

"The thief on the side said: No buddy, let's not do it, is it worth it for me to steal a pair of socks?"

"Good guy, dare the thief is also a stupid thief, so he stole a pair of socks???" Chen Huanyu said with a look of surprise.

Yue Longgang said like a thief: "Brother security guard, why don't you look at this, these socks are for you, can you let me go?"

"That's fine, your socks really need to be changed." Chen Huanyu thought for a while and said.

Yue Long just shook his head and said: "No, I don't want it, I'll catch you, hehehe."

"As soon as I said this, the thief became anxious."

Chen Huan said, "Are you in a hurry?"

Yue Longgang said like a thief: "What's the matter? Have you run out of good words? Ah? Don't let me go, right? While talking, the thief took out a kitchen knife from his crotch..."

"The crotch..."

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and quickly stopped Yue Longgang: "Didn't he pull out a kitchen knife from...his crotch??? I said why didn't the thief run past you, how dangerous it is!"

Yue Longgang said: "That's right, I'm scared when I see a knife, so hurry up and persuade him."

"That thief grandpa, I won't send you to the police station..."

"How is it?" Chen Huanyu praised.

"Can you let me go?" Yue Longgang said tremblingly.

Chen Huanyu said with a look of disgust: "You are so cowardly, you two should beg each other for mercy..."

Yue Longgang said: "As a result, I am not happy with this cowardly thief, I am gnashing my teeth."

"Hey boy! You have seen what I look like today. You must not be able to leave. Have you seen my knife? I will go in with a red knife and come out with a red knife in a while!!!"

"Let me stop you, that means the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out." Chen Huanyu corrected.

Yue Long just waved his hand and said, "No, his kitchen knife is already red."

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience below burst into laughter.

"The reason why he couldn't run fast came out. Those who ran didn't know how they stabbed themselves before they came here." Chen Huanyu complained to the audience.

Yue Longgang said: "I saw that begging for mercy was not enough, slowly, slowly I got up from the ground..."

"Co-author, were you lying on the ground just now?" Chen Huanyu asked dumbfounded.

"Don't talk about me, just say that you are not afraid of seeing the red knife?" Yue Longgang also said with an aggrieved expression.

"Hey, that's right..." Chen Huanyu laughed.

Yue Longgang said: "Seeing that the thief was about to come towards me, I quickly stopped the thief and performed a squatting posture on a horse, and shouted."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"What do you mean?" Chen Huanyu wondered.

Yue Longgang pointed out three fingers solemnly and said: "I write a shout with three meanings. The first is to increase my aura, the second is to destroy his prestige, and the third... is to call the neighbors nearby."

"Good guy, you're mainly calling your neighbors for help, right?" Chen Huanyu complained.

Yue Longgang said: "When the thief heard me yelling, he was shocked, and hurriedly yelled too!!!"

"This is?" Chen Huan asked.

"As far as I know, there are three meanings. The first is to increase my aura, the second is to destroy my prestige, and the third is pain in my thighs!" Yue Longgang said seriously.

"Sigh, this thief's brain is not good anyway." Chen Huanyu shook his head for a while.

Yue Longgang said: "After shouting, this thief is about to rush forward."

"Slow!!! Brother, what's your blood type?" Yue Longgang said, playing two roles.

"The thief thought for a long time and said: Oh, I am type B!"

Chen Huan puzzled and said, "Why don't you ask the thief this?"

"Confused him!" Yue Longgang clapped his hands.

"I said brothers are similar, I am also type B!"

Chen Huanyu thought about it for a while and said with a weird expression: "Oh, that's right, it just so happens that the two of you add up to 2...b..."

Yue Long just ignored it and continued, "As soon as I finished speaking, the thief also covered his mouth and laughed."

"Such a thief dared to laugh at me. I was so angry that I went up and kicked him down."

"Show off your might, I'll just yell at my grandson to tell you not to learn well!!! I laughed so hard when the thief replied."

"What did the thief say?" Chen Huanyu praised.

Yue Longgang laughed with tears in his voice: "It's not because you don't wash your feet!!!"

"Oh, it's smoked!" Chen Huanyu laughed.

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