Good guy, when someone came to the radio station recently, they said "Learn the Radio Station"? ? ?happen? ? ?Or was it a deliberate choice? ? ?The staff of the radio station in the audience looked at each other, not sure what the situation was. At this moment, they looked at the stage and were very curious about what Chen Huanyu was going to say next.Chen Huanyu: "This radio station is not like there are large and small radio stations now. It was a private radio station in the early years." Chang Yuan said: "Oh, I run it myself." Chen Huanyu said: "The content inside is mainly based on advertisements. Lord, invite artists to sing, and sometimes play old records." Chang Yuan said: "Yes, yes, that's right." Chen Huan said: "Then there are no more, and there are radio stations everywhere, which is also very good. There are programs , news, traffic, and actual events are also very exciting." Chang Yuan said: "It's rich." Chen Huan said: "Sometimes it's not convenient for you to watch TV outside, and it's good to have a small radio, especially now that mobile phones have It can also be used." Chang Yuan said: "Yes, you can take it with you." Chen Huanyu said: "I remember this radio station was called invisible waves..." "Ehhhhh...that is called invisible radio waves..." Chang Yuan corrected speechlessly. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooooo..." The audience booed.Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Anyway, I think it's good. When you say I want a radio station, I have to make it so lively." Chang Yuanpeng said: "Oh, you like radio stations." Chen Huanyu said: "Yes, Look forward to it, I want a radio station!" Chang Yuan said: "It's not that complicated." Chen Huanyu coughed lightly and said: "Changyuan [-] Radio Station, Changyuan [-] Radio Station will start to serve you now Broadcast." "Go!!!" Chang Yuan said angrily: "It's none of my business here!!!" Chen Huanyu ignored Chang Yuan and continued: "The broadcasting channel of the radio station is fm Jiujiu... Jiujiu... ...Unified!" "Hahahaha!!!" "Woooooooooooooooo..." The audience laughed and laughed.Chang Yuan gave a thumbs up and boasted: "Good guy, now you have really come to the end of your mathematics, it's great!" Chen Huanyu coughed dryly and continued: "The show just now is the first program, and now I will do it for you. It’s the second program, so please be sure to distinguish it.” Chang Yuan said, “Oh, what’s the difference between the two programs?” Chen Huanyu continued to speak loudly in a broadcast tone: “That’s the difference. It’s the first set with egg fritters and the second set with egg crispbread.” “Good guy, there are only two sets of pancakes together? What the hell is this……” Chang Yuan complained speechlessly.Chen Huan said: "Okay, everyone, have you seen that we have already been hated by mainstream enemy channels just after we started broadcasting!" "Hi..." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huanyu said: "Now we are broadcasting the first program of our station, Song Appreciation. The singer this time is Tengger, who was born in Etuo Banner, Mongolia Province. He graduated from Jindu Conservatory of Music and Longguo National Song and Dance Troupe. The deputy head, a national first-class actor, and a well-known Mongolian singer in the mainland of China. Many of his works are widely circulated, such as "Paradise." Chang Yuan said: "Good song." Chen Huan said: "Okay, then please Appreciation, our well-known singer Teng Geer sang..." Chang Yuan smiled confidently as if he had guessed it: ""Paradise"" "Invisible Wings"!!!" Chen Huanyu said it out of the blue An equally familiar song name.The people present were shocked instantly, Teng Geer and others were familiar with it, most of them also knew his famous song "Paradise", and they also knew "Invisible Wings"... But! ! !How can these two things tm be mixed together? Hey! ! !This is too spoof, right? ? ? "Tenger??? "Invisible Wings"??? "Invisible Wings" sung by Tenger???" They understood the meaning of each word, but all the audience were stunned when they came together !With a demented look on his face, Chang Yuan directly asked the audience the most

The big doubt: "No... Chen Huanyu, did you have diarrhea and pulled your brain out??? How could Teng Geer sing "Invisible Wings"???" Chen Huanyu said with contempt: "Look at it. Look at you, who have never seen the world, Tengger's singing is good, that girly bah!... The youth does not succumb to setbacks, is full of hope, and is used to make progress, the invisible wings of constant pursuit, oh so much It's touching!" "Good guy!" Chang Yuan shook his head with emotion, with a feeling of constipation on his face. "Okay, don't act like you haven't seen the world, just open your ears and listen carefully." Chen Huanyu smiled slightly, holding a fan in his hand, beating the beat lightly and singing: "Dangdangdangdangdiaolingdid Dang~~~every time~I am strong in~wandering and lonely~"Every time~even if I am very hurt, I will not shed tears~""I know~I have always had a pair of invisible wings! ! !Fly with me ~ Fly over despair! ! ! "If we only talk about Chen Huanyu's singing voice, or this tune, it can be said that in addition to the feeling of linear singing that is different from ordinary singers, it is replaced by Tengger's unique pulse, the continuous accent of each word. In addition, they are all perfect. But this is precisely because the learning is so perfect and similar, so when the audience heard Chen Huanyu singing this kind of soft and touching song of a girl with Tengger's high-pitched and heroic singing style , it seemed more laughable. The audience in the auditorium laughed happily, and those who covered their stomachs and laughed were leaning back and crying. Chen Huanyu continued to sing: "I finally ~ saw it!All dreams blossom! "" Chasing youth ~ what a loud singing voice!I'm finally flying!Stare with your heart and not be afraid! ! ! "" Wherever there is ~ wind, fly as far as you can!" ! ! ""good! ! ! ""good!Great song! ! ! The audience in the audience stood up and encouraged. Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "Okay, thank you for your applause and encouragement, thank you, thank you!" "Well, this really deserves applause?" ? ? "Chang Yuan was completely speechless. Chen Huanyu patted Chang Yuan's shoulder triumphantly and said: "How is it? I just want to ask how is your singing?" "Chang Yuan said with a cold face and speechless: "If I want to sum it up in a four-character idiom, it would be——what a magic horse!Are you invisible wings? ? ?Isn't this the old stupefied who flies around after eating too much? ? ? "" Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ""Woooo...""Hey...""Well said! ! ! The audience in the audience booed loudly. Chen Huanyu gave a dry cough and stopped talking, and continued: "Dear audience friends, the footsteps of winter are getting farther and farther, and the footsteps of spring are getting closer. I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun is coming! "" Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! "Woooooo..." The audience laughed like crazy again. Chang Yuan teased and said: "Then I guess you must have seen Miss Chun first." "Chen Huanyu laughed and said: "Why were you watching at the scene? ? ? "" I'm not that bad. "Chang Yuan quickly waved his hand to deny it. The cross talk that Chen Huanyu said was called "Learning Radio", but it was also based on the traditional joke "Learning Radio". The general framework is the same. Learning radio, on the radio There are a lot of programs, some talking, some singing, some funny, you have to be able to come, people with average level, otherwise they won’t learn so much, or they don’t learn like that, it’s not good. So this It is a joke that tests the skills of cross talk actors. This joke requires cross talk actors to have a good imitation ability, and they need to know a lot. In this regard, Chen Huanyu himself can be said to have absolute confidence. On the other hand, this It is also a program specially prepared by Chen Huanyu for this performance. The radio station—the audience is all about the radio station! Chen Huanyu continued to broadcast: "In this season when all things are revived and hormones are secreted rapidly, have you not been affected by your own health? Worry about your body shape and looks?Do you have low self-esteem and dare not make friends because you are ugly and afraid, come to our big muscle gym to exercise

Let's practice! ! ! "" This is an advertisement. Chang Yuan explained to the audience. "I want to sign up, I want to sign up, will this really work?" "Chen Huanyu switched voices and pretended to be a customer asking questions. Chen Huanyu continued in the broadcast tone: "Of course!"As long as you come to our big muscle gym to exercise, we guarantee that you will only be ugly but not fat! ! ! ""Hi!Isn't this still a waste of effort! "Chang Yuan said speechlessly." Hahahahaha! ! ! "Woooooo..." The audience was overjoyed and clapped their hands. Chen Huan said: "A letter from an enthusiastic audience, let me share it with you." "Chang Yuan said with a look of surprise: "There are still letters from listeners on this radio station?" ? ? ""Nonsense, how can a serious radio station have no letters from viewers." "Chen Huanyu rolled his eyes, spread his fan, and said as a letter of belief: "Hello, radio host, I am a retired old man. My surname is Chen, and my name is Chen Xiaoyu. My son is Deyunshe. Chang Yuan who talked about cross talk..." "Huh? ? ? "Chang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and he reacted instantly and quickly stopped Chen Huan and said: "Hey, grandson, wait for the meeting, my surname is Chang, how can my father's surname be Chen?Besides, what is Chen Xiaoyu, don't take advantage of me! "Chen Huanyu got cheap and behaved and said: "Hey, what is there to compete for? It doesn't matter! "Chang Yuan waved his hands speechlessly and said: "This is not a competition, I have something to say, so I have to be named Chang." "Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Yes, yes, the surname is... Chang, this is a letter from Mr. Chen Xiaochang..." "Go! ! !That's the first name, the last name comes first! "Chang Yuan stopped him again. Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "This is Mr. Chang Xiaochang..." "Can't we change the name of a human being?" Chang Yuan said helplessly. "Hahahahaha!" ! ! "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." The audience laughed so hard that they could hardly stand up straight... With a dry cough, Chen Huanyu regained his seriousness, and continued to speak: "Hello, radio host , I am a retired old man, my surname is Chang, you can just call me Uncle Chang, my son is Chang Yuan, who talks about cross talk in Deyun Club. "There is no need to mention me about this..." Chang Yuan had a hunch that nothing good would happen. Chen Huanyu said, "I really like the traditional folk art of the Dragon Kingdom, so I hope that the radio station will often broadcast some that are on the verge of being lost. The little tunes and ditties, such as "The Sad Autumn in the Q Building", "Jn Congliang", "The Kind Sister-in-Law", etc..." "Hahahahaha! ! ! "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the audience laughed and booed. Chang Yuan also said with a look of admiration: "Our old man is old-hearted, and he really knows a lot." "Chen Huanyu said with a smile on his face: "In addition, my program is for my neighbor Aunt Zhao. Please avoid my wife...and Aunt Zhao's wife when you order it. "Good guy, if you don't order it like this, it will be over!" ! ! "Chang Yuan was speechless. Chen Huan said: "We didn't expect this. Since he is the father of a star, he should have spread some positive energy on the radio. This is because our radio bans the three vulgarities, so we changed it to on-demand. A Beijing opera with positive energy, a short section of "Taking Tiger Mountain by Outsmart" "Drinking the Celebration Wine Today" "Oh, this aria is good! "Chang Yuan praised. "Drinking the celebration wine today, I will never stop if my ambition is not paid.In the future, Fang will show his skills and sprinkle his blood...Writing Spring and Autumn! ! ! "Chen Huanyu raised his breath slightly, and his voice seemed to be breaking through the roof of the theater. "Okay, okay! ! ! ""another one! ! ! "" Good singing! "The audience applauded. This is really hard work. I sang it honestly, without any compromise. The audience was extremely happy to hear it. Chang Yuan also smiled and said: "The singing is really powerful. "Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "After a good piece of Peking Opera is sung, everyone can extend a warm hand to others, help each other, and be united and friendly. " Chang Yuan said: "It's still a set of words.

. "Chen Huanyu coughed lightly, and sang with a smile: "It's half the night, it's three o'clock, sleep, why can't I sleep~" Touch it, feel it, next to my sister's hair~" "My sister's hair is full of sweet-scented osmanthus, scold me~" "Second touch..." "Go stop touching it! ! !Co-authored with my father on demand, you said that people have bad energy. "" Now you play hard by yourself, don't you? ? ?Is this still your radio seriousness? ? ? "Chang Yuan quickly stopped Chen Huanyu with a speechless face. Chen Huanyu coughed proudly and said: "That's...my radio station is my decision!" ! ! ""Good guy...... You still like to listen to these three vulgar things. "Chang Yuan said speechlessly." Hahahahaha! ! ! ""Woooooo..." The audience burst into laughter.

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