Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

The audience off the stage was amused and laughed, and the performance on the stage at this time was getting better and better.Chen Huanyu: "Okay, now it's finally time for our long-awaited advertisement: As a northerner, don't you like to eat a bowl of delicious noodles with fried sauce?" Chang Yuan was stunned for a moment, then wondered: "This is ………Advertisement for fried noodles???" Chen Huanyu said in a slightly exaggerated voice, "When you eat noodles with fried sauce, don't you add some yellow sauce?" Chang Yuan was even more puzzled and said: "This Is it an ad for yellow sauce?" Chen Huanyu went on to say, "When you eat noodles with fried sauce, don't you need some soybeans?" "Oh, it's an advertisement for soybeans!" Chang Yuan affirmed.Chen Huanyu smiled and continued: "When you eat noodles with fried sauce, don't you need some cucumbers?" Chang Yuan nodded with certainty and said: "This time I must have guessed correctly, it is an advertisement for cucumbers!" Chen Huanyu Suddenly, another sentence popped up: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you need to look at some yellow plates???" "Huh?" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooo..." The audience laughed wildly. The same sentence patterns one after another, after a big reversal, are simply too burdensome.Chang Yuan was furious, and he said straight away, "Isn't it plausible??? When eating noodles with fried sauce, who would give me a baby by the way??" Such an excellent package passed by Chang Yuan one by one Flipping is the classic three-flip and four-flip technique, and without exception, the audience roared with laughter and booing.After the audience's laughter subsided a little bit, Chen Huanyu continued: "Dear listeners, the good commercial is over, please continue to enjoy the show." "We have received another letter from an enthusiastic listener: Hello, radio host, I am a retired old man, my surname is Chang, you can just call me Uncle Chang, my son is Chang Yuan who talks about cross talk in Deyun Club." "Okay, here it is again!" Chang Yuan Wuyu choked and Chen Huanyu said: "I really like the traditional folk art of Longguo, so I hope that the radio station can often broadcast some ditties that are on the verge of being lost, such as "J Girl Self-Sigh", "Flower House Sad Autumn", "Eighteen Eighteenth" m", "Brother-in-law and Aunt", "Women's Family", "Ten Shoulds", "Sit on Other People's C", etc..." "Good guy, this is coming again!" Chang Yuan was helpless road. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooo..." The audience laughed and booed.Chen Huanyu said: "In addition, my program is for the second cousin of Aunt Wang's family, please avoid my wife when ordering it... At the same time, there are also programs from Aunt Wang and Aunt Wang's second cousin's family. Wife." Chang Yuan shook his head for a while and complained: "I have to say, our old man really has a lot of contacts." Chen Huan said: "That can't be wrong! But because this station is a pure green that cuts off the three vulgar Radio station, so we really have no way to satisfy the wish of this celebrity father, I am really sorry." "Just leave him alone!" Chang Yuan waved his hand.Chen Huan said: "Okay, then the autumn wind sweeps the autumn scenery of fallen leaves, the infinite sadness in my heart, very affectionate." "Oh, this is a popular bitter love song, and this is the popular one now." Chang Yuan gave a thumbs up and said.Chen Huanyu coughed lightly, approached the microphone and sang softly: "The crescent moon is in the sky, like daytime, there are girls sitting in the brothel." "Leaning on the railing, two tears flow." Ah~" "I want to be good, follow the crop buddy~" "I'm afraid that I will get up early and be greedy for late, so I will not be free, and I will eat a pot of corned buns with eyes~~~" "Singing well." Chang Yuan praised road.Chen Huanyu said triumphantly: "That's for sure. I'll give you a little song, Sad Autumn. If you like it, you can like it!" Is it "Sorrowful Autumn"??? Why don't you return it?

Is it "Q Building Sad Autumn"? ? ? "Chang Yuan pushed Chen Huanyu and asked. Chen Huanyu said innocently: "The brothel... Hi!This thing may have been accidentally sung. "Okay, dear listeners, what the station recommends to you is one of the basic skills in traditional cross talk—Guankou. ""There are a lot of Guankou programs in our cross talk, such as "Geographic Map", "Eight Fan Screens", "Buy Five Utensils", etc... Today we only excerpt Guankou's "Reporting Vegetable Names" Part, please enjoy..." "You can listen to this one. "Chang Yuandao. Chen Huanyu opened his mouth and read quickly: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose..." "Doctor, I am a cross talk from Deyun Society Actor Chang Yuan, what should I do if I have athlete's foot? ? ? "Chen Huanyu just said the beginning, and suddenly raised his voice. "What kind of advertisement is this, the one on my mouth can get athlete's foot?" ? ? "Chang Yuan wondered. Chen Huan said: "Hey, Teacher Chang, this thing is not easy. If you have athlete's foot, please choose: the sun is surrounded by mountains, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and you want to go further. Produced by the second pharmaceutical factory Ganmaoling brand mouth freshener. Chang Yuan frowned and said, "Why such a long name?" "Chen Huanyu spoke quickly: "Use the Ganmaoling brand breath freshener produced by the second pharmaceutical factory, which can effectively suppress all kinds of mouth odor. Welcome to choose white breath freshener. Riyi Mountain, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and the Yellow River flows into the sea, and you want to travel a thousand miles to reach a higher level. Ganmaoling brand mouth freshener produced by the Second Pharmaceutical Factory!The above program is specially broadcasted by the Ganmaoling brand mouth freshener produced by the No. [-] Pharmaceutical Factory! ! ! "" Good good good good! ! ! ""good! ! ! "Hearing Chen Huanyu's quick talk on stage, the audience applauded. As far as the difficulty of this section is concerned, it is not at all easier than the "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" in a proper manner. Let alone ordinary audiences on this point, Just a few hosts who also rely on their mouths to eat, they couldn't help applauding after listening to this passage, good is good, this is really nothing to say. On the stage... "It's not that my bad breath is cured, this What about athlete's foot? ? ? Chang Yuan wondered. "Go to the hospital!" ! ! Chen Huanyu laughed.The good cross talk Guankou broadcast is over! "Chang Yuan said: "Well, Guankou didn't remember the whole Tang poem appreciation and analysis, but I must have remembered this Tang poem. "Chen Huanyu said: "Dear listeners and friends, please listen to the program of Quyuan Grand View Garden next. "" Changed folk art again. "Chang Yuandao. Chen Huan said: "Today I will broadcast Peking Opera for you. The singer is the famous Pingju performing artist of Longguo, Sai Heshuang!" "How did you figure it out, who is this?"Are Pingju performing artists switching to singing Peking Opera? ? ? Chang Yuan wondered. Chen Huan, an old man of linguistics, said, "Hello, everyone. I am Sai Bashuang. I am a performance artist of Pingju Opera. My mentor is also a famous Pingju performance artist." Chang Yuan said, "Who is it?" "Chen Huan said: "The crane's top is red! ! ! ""Good guy... the poison of this school..." Chang Yuan said speechlessly. Chen Huan said: "Today I will bring you this traditional Peking opera "Battle of Changsha". I hope you will like it!" "" Guan Fuzi met Huang Zhong and confronted the sword on the battlefield. ""The two members will not decide the outcome, and each will be a hero. I don't care about Huang Zhong's withdrawal. "" The master was very angry when he returned to the tent, and Xia Zhengju sat in the tent of the Chinese army, and he became impatient intermittently. "" Zhou Cang and Guan Ping looked outside the tent, and saw that his father was sweating through his temples, and his long beard was blowing wildly. "" The majestic and dignified tiger's face is sullen and angry, and the male and female phoenix eyes are frowning tightly! "" Good good good good! ! ! "" Good singing! ! ! ""another one! ! ! The audience all saw each other, applause and cheers resounded throughout the theater instantly. "Hey, don't say that this old artist can sing well!" Chang Yuan laughed. "Ding

Ringling, ringing..." Chen Huanyu said: "Dear listeners, we have received an urgent report on the phone. I heard that there were many traffic accidents on the South Second Ring Road, and the scene was extremely tragic! "Now please listen to the report sent back by our reporter from the scene of the accident!" "Chang Yuan said: "Oh live report. "Chen Huan, a linguistics reporter, said anxiously: "Okay, received the host!"Dear listeners, I'm on an accident-prone road right now, and it's already... Boom! ! !Ah~~~" Chang Yuan said: "Hey, even the reporter was killed..." Chen Huan said: "Well, dear listeners and friends, all the reporters on our radio station have been killed or injured and the signal has been interrupted. Now Let's go back to the studio. " Chang Yuan said: "Good guy, no one will be appointed to do this job in the future. "Chen Huanyu said: "Dear listeners, dear listeners, now it's time for the long-awaited commercial program! " "Who is looking forward to this?"There are too many ads. "Chang Yuan shook his head and said helplessly. Chen Huan learned the female surname and said softly: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant by accident? "This one is also embarrassed to ask." "Chang Yuan said speechlessly. Chen Huan, the eldest sister of Linguistics, said: "It's okay, sister, don't be afraid, go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong!" "" Delayed work? "No delay, 3 minutes safe operation, very fast, surgery today, work tomorrow, remember to find Director Tong in the big iron stick hospital!" "Chang Yuan said: "This name sounds delightful. "" Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! "Woooooo..." The audience laughed and applauded. Chen Huan said, "Okay, ah? Acrobatics?" Chang Yuan opened his mouth wide open without realizing it.Chen Huanyu's leisurely soundtrack: "Stare 噔噔 陈 噔, miles, miles, 噔噔 噔 噔噔 噔噔 ~~~ Good acrobatics are very exciting. Thank you!" Is it wonderful to come out?" Chang Yuan complained.Chen Huanyu ignored Chang Yuan and continued to laugh: "Good guy!It's useless to change anything. "Chang Yuan said. Chen Huanyu continued to make music and said: "Dang thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump... Wow, this magic is incredible!"Chang Yuan descended from the sky with a pig on his back! ! ! ""go!It has nothing to do with me here!Don't keep playing these things to watch, let's play more things you can listen to. "Chang Yuan said with disgust. Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "Okay, they are all the top figures in the industry. "Wearing the red jersey is the class leader of our Deyun club, the famous non-mainstream cross talk actor Guo Taoer Guo teacher in Longguo!" ! !Height 150cm, waist circumference 150cm, weight 150kg! ""What a guy...... This is Guo Taoer or a barrel......" Chang Yuan said speechlessly. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." The audience followed suit. Chen Huanyu continued to introduce with a smile: "and we The one in the blue uniform is a former professional heavyweight boxing athlete from Pretty Country, the world boxing champion, with a height of 178 cm and a weight of 100 kg. I have to say that the ending of this match is very suspenseful! "Damn it, the suspense is watching Guo Taoer be beaten to death in a few seconds..." Chang Yuan gritted his teeth in shock. The entire description was so beautiful that almost all the audience went crazy laughing after imagining it. Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Okay, following the referee's signal, the celebrity charity boxing match officially begins!First of all, Guo Taoer, the head teacher of our Deyun Club, made the first move. He directly used the Kongtong Toad Kungfu, squatting on the ground, bending his hands to shoulder height, and making a croaking sound, just like a big frog , Go straight to Tyson! ! ! "Oh my god!" "Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "Of course our Tyson was not built. He just used a set of [-]-way kicks and stepped on Teacher Guo Tao'er... kicked!" Chang Yuan laughed and said, "Okay." "Chen Huanyu continued to explain passionately: "Our teacher Guo Taoer also reacted very quickly, and directly resorted to the Wudang faction.

Zhenshan's unique learning ladder cloud vertically, the left foot is on the right foot and flew straight into the sky, the speed is too fast!In an instant, there were countless figures of Mr. Guo on the boxing ring, it was like ghosts! "Unexpectedly, Teacher Tyson roared directly, and the sound waves rolled out. It turned out to be the long-lost martial arts lion's roar. " "Hey, this is amazing. This." "Chang Yuan praised. Chen Huan said: "Our teacher Guo saw that this is not going to work. There is no way. He just chanted a mantra and shook his head. A flash of lightning exploded in the sky. Teacher Guo immediately asked God, hey!It turned out that the tiger-fighting hero in the Outlaws of the Marsh was invited! ! ! "" Wu Song! "Chang Yuan applauded excitedly. Chen Huan said: "That's right!It is Wu Song's elder brother Wu Dalang! ! ! ""Hi! ! !Who cares! ! ! "Chang Yuan said speechlessly. Chen Huanyu vividly brought out his storytelling skills, crazily... nonsense: "Oh, what's wrong with this, Tyson was scared for a moment, and fell to the ground with a coquettish gasp. In Teacher Guo's arms, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, his eyes were like silk, his moist lips were slightly opened, and there was a rose-like fragrance in his mouth. ""Um? ? ? "Chang Yuan frowned and realized that things were not that simple. Chen Huanyu's tone became more and more coquettish: "Our teacher Guo is also in high spirits at this time, with one hand tightly around Tyson's waist, and Tyson's panicked eyes Involuntarily looking down, he happened to meet Mr. Guo's eyes, and suddenly the thunder set off the fire! ! !They...they..." "Say it!Go on!What's going on behind the scenes? Don't stop! ! ! "Chang Yuan's eyes widened with the look of a curious baby. Chen Huanyu seemed to have just reacted suddenly, and said in surprise: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to read the listening session just now. It's "Jin Ping Mei", sorry everyone! "Chang Yuan: "..."