Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Popular recommendation: Chen Huanyu continued to broadcast the report here: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant by accident when I just became a secretary???" "Here he is again." Chang Yuan said.Sister Chen Huan said in a voice: "It's okay, sister, don't be afraid, go to Datieguzi Hospital to find Director Tong!" "Are you late for work?" Live in the big iron stick hospital and look for Director Tong!" Chang Yuan said: "I'm so happy to hear this advertisement!" .Chen Huanyu said: "Okay, now that the commercial is over, it's time for our health section's ace program - "Health, we'll see"!!!" Isn’t that good???” Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huan said: "That must be good. This time we invited a well-known gynecologist in Kyoto for our "Health and See" program, who gave him the nickname-seeing blood to seal the throat!!!" "Damn it... ...This sounds more poisonous than that Sai arsenic!!!" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.Chen Huanyu waved his hands and said, "No, no, I made a mistake just now, and my nickname is "Seal Your Mouth with Blood!" "Oh, that sounds pretty good." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said: "Okay, let's start answering the audience hotline. You can come to us for any ailments."Chen Huanyu explained: "Seeing the blood to seal the mouth, the audience didn't hear clearly and thought it was the last name." "Hi..." Chang Yuan said.The girl from Chen Huan said, "Good morning doctor, what should I do if my stomach hurts every time I come to my relatives, that is, when I come to my aunt?" I'm coming to your house!!! Next!!!" Chen Huanyu replied quickly. "Good guy! Is this doctor sick??? Which aunt are they talking about???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooo..." "Hey..." The audience, especially the girls, laughed so hard that they couldn't stop laughing.Chen Huanyu said: "Hello doctor, I am afraid of any damage to my body after giving birth. Do you have a way to solve this???" "This is easier - don't give birth, the next one!!!" road. "Nonsense, isn't this..." Chang Yuan also said helplessly.The girl from Chen Huan's language school continued: "Hey, hello doctor, I'm a college student. I've been crying recently. It's my cup size. It's grown too fast recently. It's too big and I'm very troubled. What do you have? Is there a way???" "No way...hey, wait a minute! I...I have a way! Take a photo of the diseased area and send it to me, and I'll take a closer look for you! "Go!!! Isn't this an old hooligan!!!" Chang Yuan said speechlessly. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooooo..." The audience burst into laughter again.Chen Huanyu coughed dryly and said, "Cough! The female listener hung up the phone directly, and let's listen to the last call." You can just call me Uncle Chang, my son is Chang Yuan, who is so cute." "Good guy...here it is again." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huan said: "That's right, that's right, I'm a doctor, just tell me." "Ah, see the doctor like this, I can't urinate when I sleep this night, you have a way to cure this!" "But the meaning This is the special line for gynecology!!! The doctor hung up the phone." "It should have been hung up long ago." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huan said: "Dear audience friends, now is the time for our audience to sing the show. Today, two netizens will sing excerpts from Pingju for you." "Pingju is so difficult." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said: "Who will one of these two call me to kill me?

I will kill someone. "Chang Yuan said: "Good guy, this is still the best partner, the two of you are here to die. "Chen Huanyu said: "One of the two listeners has a very high-pitched and powerful singing voice, and the other has a low-pitched singing voice. Okay, everyone, please enjoy." "Chang Yuan said: "Well, let's listen to it, everyone." "Chen Huanyu opened his mouth and sang directly an octave higher: "There is an adult in Henan, Yang, Yang Bingbu. "The audience in the audience was startled and didn't react, and then the next sound was extremely low. "That's my father's second-rank officer..." Chang Yuan said: Why is it so low? This doesn't match Ah." Chen Huanyu ignored him and continued to sing high and low: "Ask your parents how is the old man?" You can tell you're going crazy, stop singing! If you sing again, I'll kill them both!" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huanyu smiled and suddenly said happily: "Sister Wang, I got pregnant unexpectedly again, what should I do?" "Hey sister, I can't save you this time." "Yo, what's wrong this time?" Chang Yuan wondered.Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "I'm pregnant this time too." "I'll fuck you!" Chang Yuan waved his hand speechlessly and smiled. "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooooooo..." "Okay!!!" "Bought a piece!!!" Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan bowed and walked off the stage, while the audience in the audience was successful The applause and cheers were so loud that the roof seemed to collapse.Under the stage curtain, there was a host waiting to make preparations. Seeing Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan walking back, they hurriedly stopped them.He turned around with a smile and returned to the scene.The applause of landslides and earth-shattering sounded again. "Thank you, everyone, for your support. Everyone wants to hear it. Actually, we would like to say more, and we would be happy to tell you two more paragraphs." Chen Huanyu smiled while standing on the stage. "That is, to bring laughter to the audience." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huanyu said: "Yes, talking about cross talk is fun, and listening to cross talk is also happy. Although you can't take anything away here, you can at least feel happy." "That's rare." Chang Yuan held road.Chen Huanyu said: "That's right. It's not easy for everyone in this age. After all, there are only a few who can make a lot of money. Most ordinary people only have one-third of an acre of land. Just live their lives and relax occasionally. Relax, it would be nice to spend some money to come out and have fun listening to cross talk." "It's all spent here?" Chang Yuan laughed.Chen Huanyu said: "It doesn't mean that we have to spend all of it here, but it's about this concept. If you want to make money, you should also enjoy some." Come out?" Chang Yuan said: "How fun is it at home?" Chen Huan said: "Just say yes, I am sitting in the living room at home, surrounded by a family, and the man takes out 500 yuan from his pocket: Come on, let's have fun as a family? It's definitely not fun." "Indeed." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said: "If you can still enjoy yourself like this, then to be honest, you can't cure this disease with 500 yuan." "Good guy, just change your mental illness." Chang Yuan complained. "Hahaha!" "Woo..." The audience couldn't help laughing out loud.Chen Huanyu said: "The cross talk just now was about a very traditional job in "Learning Radio". I saw that everyone didn't enjoy laughing. Let me tell you something about Mr. Chang's house that I didn't talk about this time." Our Teacher Chang's daughter-in-law is also my sister-in-law..." "Go!!! How can we say that our family's affairs are so enjoyable???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huanyu said: "Indeed, the audience loves to listen, and I also like to talk about how happy I am." "Those things are not always talked about. There are so many comedians backstage. You can say whoever you want. Everyone knows." Chang Yuandao.Chen Huan said, "That's true. Let me talk about our backstage Sun Yue today, shall we? Fatty Sun Yue!" "I know!" "Elephants!" "Everyone who raises elephants

I know, at first glance, this is an old audience. "Chang Yuan said happily. Chen Huan said: "It can be regarded as famous. Originally, I raised elephants in the zoo. After ten years of raising them, the elephants are getting thinner and thinner, and Sun Yue is getting fatter. "" When I came here, I asked: Isn't it brother, how fat are you?This big brother is two hundred and sixty, and I didn't know until later that I had been fooled. "" How did you get fooled? Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "It turned out that the scale was only two hundred and sixty. Later, I found two scales and asked him to stand on one foot. Both are two hundred and sixty!" Chang Yuan said, "Two hundred and six people with half a fan." "Chen Huanyu said: "This buddy once took a bath with me, took off his clothes and wanted to go to the pool, I just watched from the side. "The pool is not big, and there is an old man sitting in it soaking in it, and the water level just reaches his neck." Chang Yuan said: "Yes." "Chen Huan said: "In the end, just Sun Yue, the water level was blown!" ! !The old man almost drowned..." "My good fellow, this takes up too much space. Chang Yuan said dumbfounded. "Hahahahaha!" ! ! "Woooooooo..." The audience burst into laughter. Chen Huanyu said: "The old man is very speechless. He is still talking after being rescued: the tide is also rising in this damn pool?" ? ? "" The old man has gained a lot of knowledge. "Chang Yuan laughed. Chen Huan said: "It's nothing to call it. The most interesting thing is that it's more enjoyable to go shopping for clothes. ""What's wrong? Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "Sun Yue passed by, picked out the clothes and went to the shopping guide: Hello beauty, first of all I have to tell you two things." "" First, I'm not a stammer, and second, please help me find one of L's! "Chang Yuan said: "Good guy..." Chen Huanyu said: "The lady shopping guide is going crazy, she raised her eyes and looked at Sun Yue for four or five minutes and said: Sorry, we don't have such a big size, Otherwise, you can go to the quilt shop next door to have a look. "Just take the quilt and change the clothes..." Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "Too fat!"You said who would want to talk to him like this, no one at all. Later, our backstage joked with him and gave him a nickname-Sun Yue with iron arms! ! ! "" This can be regarded as a pure craftsman. "Chang Yuan laughed. "Pfft..." "Hahahahaha!" ! ! ""Oh shit..." The audience and the staff of the radio station burst into laughter for a moment, and the hostess Wang Yun who was watching was at a loss for a while: "Why are you laughing?Where is this burden? Why can't I understand? ? ? "No, no, we are just blind!" ""right!In fact, we don't know where the fun is, we don't understand it at all! "A group of men hurriedly explained with suppressed laughter. Chen Huanyu said: "Anyway, how should I put it, just this buddy is like that starch. ""starch?How do you say this? "Chang Yuan praised. Chen Huan said:" Starch, it's just owed! "Hey, such a starch..." Chang Yuandao and Chen Huanyu said, "I really hate this person. If I have nothing to do, I will go to the underground supermarket by myself, find that bag of instant noodles, and crush it for him. "And that Coke, shake it violently for a long time, and finally put it back for others." " "It's really annoying enough. "Chang Yuan nodded. Chen Huanyu said: "And last time, I bought a bag of Oreos from somewhere. You said you can eat as soon as you buy it. He took the caliper, opened the Oreos and opened the sandwich cream. I went, uu reading. uukanshu. Squeezed a layer of toothpaste inside for me to eat. "Good guy..." Chang Yuan said. Chen Huanyu said with a face full of pain: "I've swallowed it, and it's full of foam in my mouth. I'm still wondering, this nima Oreo will come Peppermint? ? ? "Chang Yuan said: "It's not injustice for people to be beaten to death at all. "Chen Huanyu said: "Just such an annoying person, I was the one who came backstage to prepare for the performance that day, with two liang of buns in my hand. ""It's like our performance is late, I think I will eat these two taels of buns after the performance is over, and I will save money by then."

Went out to eat. Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Oh, it's for convenience." "Chen Huanyu said: "It's a good idea, but as soon as the performance is over, the buns are gone, and Sun Yue eats them all. "Then there must be nothing left in his mouth, just enough to fit between his teeth." "Chang Yuan laughed. Chen Huan said: "I'm so angry, I went the next day and bought two catties of steamed stuffed buns, and walked in front of Sun Yue specially! ""Eh!See it clearly, steamed stuffed bun, fresh food!It's all shrimp!Slightly slightly slightly! ! ! "Chen Huanyu held the bun in his hand and licked it wildly... "Hey..." Chang Yuan said. Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "In front of him, I licked all the two catties of buns, anyway, let's put it this way , all the buns are covered with paste! "Good guy, you are disgusting!" "Chang Yuan said with a look of disgust. Chen Huanyu said: "Hey, I can't control it anymore. I will perform on stage after everything is done. Wait until I get off the stage to have a look. The buns are still there-the stuffing is gone! ! ! ""Good guy...too wicked!" ! ! "Chang Yuan laughed.