Chen Huanyu patted Chang Yuan on the shoulder and said, "Yes, your mother is a nun."

Chang Yuan was speechless for a while, and immediately retorted: "Well, my mother is a nun, and my father is a monk. Those two people can't get together at all?"

Chen Huanyu said: "It stands to reason that we can't get together! We will go, but because your mother is not a decent nun..."

Chang Yuan was startled, and quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, if this nun becomes serious, something serious will happen."

"Hey hey hey..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed loudly, all of a sudden laughing with joy.

Chen Huanyu looked at Chang Yuan in surprise and said, "It's not what you think? I mean your mother is a nun who jumps over the wall. What nonsense do you think?"

Chang Yuan smiled awkwardly: "Hey, I also thought it was a nun jumping over the wall, but why are these old couples jumping over the wall?"

Chen Huanyu hung up with a smirk on his face, "Maybe it's because they are in a hurry."

Because there was no such line in the rehearsal before, Chang Yuan was subconsciously stunned for a moment, but then he reacted quickly and turned over the burden firmly.

"Go! Your parents are dogs!!!"

"Damn it! I'm hanging out now, just now I saw the reaction, these two are hanging out now, brother Wang???"

In the auditorium at this time, Jia Yuling, who was also paying attention to the cross talk between Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan, quickly sensed the truth from the slight pause in the middle, and turned to ask Wang Tong for confirmation in shock.

"Well, it should be right, good guy, these two people actually dare to hang out on such a big stage!" Wang Tong rubbed his chin and was also too surprised to be himself.

Hey guys what stage is this?Mother Yang's stage!In particular, there are relevant regulations on the duration of the program, that is, 15 minutes, and one second longer is not acceptable.

Therefore, the cross talk performed by them is basically polished off the stage for half a year or even several years, just like the cross talk "Xi Ge Dong Mei" prepared by their brother and sister Song Ming for the finals.

As for this program, the two of them were created and performed when they were freshmen in Chinese opera, and now Song Ming is about to graduate this year, and they have experienced nearly four years of polishing.

Regardless of where and what method is used, how loud the volume shakes the burden, or the laughter left for the audience for a few seconds in the middle of this paragraph, they are all adjusted through hard work.

The advantage of works like this is that it can be said that muscle memory has been formed after long-term practice. As long as the work is good enough, you will never worry about making mistakes.

The disadvantages are also obvious, that is, compared with the new works, there is less of the most flexible and technical show in cross talk, and because the actors are too familiar with this part of the work, no matter how hard they try to perform, they will always be better than the new cross talk Lacking a trace of randomness and agility.

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On the stage at this time, after Chang Yuan finished speaking, Chen Huanyu burst into laughter, and then restrained himself and said:

"Speaking of which, not only is your mother a nun who jumps over the wall, but your three aunts are also nuns who jump over the wall."

Chang Yuan praised: "Our family is all destined to Buddha..."

Chen Huan said: "In the nunnery, there is also an old nun named Master Zhi Que, who also likes your mother and sisters very much."

"This is all for my dad's side." Chang Yuan complained.

Chen Huanyu said: "You can also think so, because the old nun likes your mother and the four sisters, so they also gave each of them a dharma name."

"First of all, your aunt, named Huicong."

"That's a good name." Chang Yuan nodded.

Chen Huan said: "There is also your second aunt named Huilan."

"Hmm." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "Your third aunt is called Huifang."

"What about my mother?"

Chen Huanyu said with a serious face, "Steam cake!"

"What the hell? Stewed cake? Isn't that something to eat???" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.

Chen Huan said: "Spoken words, your mother's legal name is Huimin."

Chang Yuan reluctantly nodded and said, "All right, all right."

Chen Huanyu went on to say: "Your mother is the same in the temple. She is a child and can't do much work, that is, chanting scriptures, sweeping the floor, etc. It's very boring, so she hummed this song, It's called "The Nun's Sigh."

Chang Yuan said: "That's fine, then you can learn to sing for us."

"It's very nice to sing. It's probably like this. I'll learn it for you."

Chen Huanyu opened his mouth and sang a cappella. His voice was more moving than the first time. Compared with the first time, there was also a bit of a female voice that was gentle and submerged in water:

"The nun sits in the temple, for whom the flowers bloom in all seasons."

"Complaining about my parents behind my back, their sons and daughters are in pairs, poor slave, I am too lazy to dress up."

"Pinch a flower and plug it in, but it can't be plugged in...why can't it be plugged in? Your mother is bald..."

"Go!!! No last sentence!" Chang Yuan pushed Chen Huanyu angrily.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience below followed suit and applauded.

At this time, several judges on the judges' table applauded appreciatively, and exchanged in a low voice in surprise:

"This Liuhuo, good!"

"Well, the best I've heard so far!"

"Good voice, I think it's no problem to learn music and sing with this voice, it's great!"

"Not bad indeed!"

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On stage, Chen Huanyu continued:

"Yes, that's why your mother feels awkward about it. It stands to reason that it's very difficult for your father and mother to get together in this life, but it's so wonderful to have a perfect fate in the dark."

Chang Yuan asked curiously: "Oh? How do you say that?"

Chen Huanyu said: "It was in April of that year that the leaders of the two temples, the abbot and his wife, jointly held a tree-planting activity to celebrate the Arbor Day."

"Puchi..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter......

Chang Yuan was also dumbfounded: "What the hell, planting trees? These monks are really trendy."

Chen Huanyu continued: "Yes, everyone is responsible for protecting the environment. Coincidentally, your father and your mother happened to be assigned to the same team. Your father was digging holes, and your mother was helping trees. The two of them worked very hard."

"Planting trees! Planting trees! It's going to be in full swing when you explain clearly!" Chang Yuan corrected.

Chen Huanyu nodded and continued: "It is also because of this tree planting activity that your mother has a good impression of your father. But just for this activity alone, is meeting once enough? Obviously it is not enough.

Chang Yuan snorted coldly and said, "Yes, you have to say all this alone."

Chen Huanyu said with a serious face: "It was in May of this year, the abbot and the teacher jointly organized the Red May Singing Competition after consultation!"

Chang Yuan continued to snort coldly: "I think the abbot and the teacher are not necessarily negotiating together."

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