Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

The audience in the audience laughed knowingly and booed and applauded.

The sentence just now was Chang Yuan's free play, but Chen Huanyu still didn't agree with it after thinking about it. After all, there is still a 15-minute time limit and it will really be exceeded if you talk about it.

Thinking about this, Chen Huanyu continued: "The two temples set up a big stage in the open space in front of the gate. The representative of the monk party is your father, and the representative of the nun party is of course your mother. The two walked onto the stage hand in hand. Go, this is to prepare to sing folk songs."

Chang Yuan praised: "Oh, how do you sing it?"

Chen Huanyu said, "I'll teach you a lesson. First of all, your mother will sing first."

"The little nun laughed and called out to the monk to listen to the roots."

"Look at the girl's face, what kind of flower is she named?"

The tune was still so playful and pleasant, and the audience applauded again.

Chang Yuan suddenly nodded and said, "Oh, this is to test my father."

Chen Huanyu smiled and continued singing cheerfully:

"The little monk laughed and called out, girl, listen to the roots."

"I looked at the girl's face and named it Rose."

Chang Yuan also smiled and said: "Hey Rose, is this the answer?"

Chen Huan said: "When your mother heard that roses came up, she was praising herself, and her face was also full of joy, so she continued to sing."

"The little nun giggled and called Monk Ting Gen, look into the girl's ears, what kind of flower is it called?"

"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl to listen to the root. I looked into the girl's ear and named it Peony Flower."

Chang Yuan nodded and said: "Okay, this is the answer again."

Chen Huanyu smiled and continued: "The ears are peony flowers, so you can say how clever your father is, and it made your mother laugh and continue singing."

"The little nun laughed and called out to the monk Ting, look at the girl's head, what kind of flower is she named?"

"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl, come on, I looked at the girl's head and named it Dasonghua."

Sun Yue was dumbfounded: "Huh??? Well, this has directly become a preserved egg."

Chen Huanyu also replied with an unhappy face: "That's right! Your mother will not be happy when she hears it!"

"Hate it! Rogue! Scoundrel! I won't sing with you~~~"

"Leave this sentence behind, your mother turned around and went back. Everyone present thought your mother was angry, but it was not. It was your mother who had already developed love for your father."

"The old couple have taken a fancy to each other, so that's a good thing." Chang Yuan smiled happily.

Chen Huan said: "Finally on a stormy night, your mother and your father successfully eloped."

Chang Yuan was surprised: "Oh? Eloped???"

Chen Huanyu said solemnly: "Yes, the two of them went down the mountain arm in arm. There is an old saying: lovers will eventually get married. It is predestined in previous lives. Don't miss the marriage."

Chang Yuan also praised: "Hey, how good this is."

Chen Huanyu nodded, but suddenly turned around and said: "The two got married soon after going down the mountain, and within four months, Teacher Chang Yuanchang was born..."

"Four ............ Hey, hey, hey, this family is pregnant in October, and when I give birth, how can I come out for four months here?" asked in language.

Chen Huanyu laughed and said, "I'm in a hurry!"

"Go and play!!! Don't think I don't know, the cats, three dogs and four dogs are only four months old." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.

Chen Huan said: "Then how many months are you?"

"That's nonsense! I'm human, so I must have ten months!" Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, then ten months later, anyway, you will be born, and the days will pass day by day. Just wait until you are 20 years old, and you will fall in love."

"Twenty years old is indeed that age." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "You, I fell in love with a girl from the Yangjiazhuang next door to you. Her name is very elegant and her name is haggis."

"Good guy, that's still elegant. Isn't that all smelly? His name is Yang Acui." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "You and Yang Acui's affair was discovered by the second idiot next door to your house, and he also sang a song."

Chang Yuan responded, "Oh? He also has a song, so how did he sing it?"

Chen Huanyu cleared his throat, and sang loudly: "There is one in the east of the city, and that is the Yang family's village."

"There is an old employee whose surname is Yang."

"I have no children in my life, and I gave birth to a daughter."

"This girl is strong, and the marriage is not proper,"

"Miss Yang always looks forward to her husband every day. This day, she has nothing to do and stands by the door. Chang Yuan's handsome man came over."

"Well, it's a compliment that I'm handsome." Chang Yuan pointed at himself to the audience, showing off his complacent expression.

Chen Huanyu smiled and ignored Chang Yuan's self-satisfaction and continued to sing: "Big eyes, high nose bridge, chewing rock sugar when you have nothing to do in your spare time."

"Come here, Miss Kou Zun, this girl is so beautiful~"

"Miss Yang, look outside the door, no one is walking."

"Whisper and whisper, you are a good man, today the two of us are here to meet."

"If you want to meet again, you can't come to my house in the middle of the night."

"My husband is not at home, the two of us are in a hurry~"

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit!!!"

"My husband is not at home hahaha, oops, I'm going to take this turn!"

"It's so playable, how did you come up with it!"

The audience and peers in the auditorium under the stage laughed loudly, and they were so happy that they leaned back and laughed with tears.

After all, they all listened to Chen Huanyu's singing with an attitude of admiration, but they didn't expect that this guy had just been serious for a few minutes, and then turned around and broke everyone's waists, it's just too much! ! !

At this time, Chang Yuan on the stage hurriedly stopped Chen Huanyu and said, "Hey, that's outrageous, what do you mean, I still hook up with someone who has a husband???"

"That's right, isn't it more exciting to have a husband? What a remnant of Mr. Cao!" Chen Huanyu said serious things that were not serious at all.

"Hey hey hey..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience booed with understanding.

"I don't have that kind of hobby, it must be because my parents are not at home." Chang Yuan corrected

Chen Huan said: "Cheng's father and mother are not at home. Anyway, it is obvious that Miss Yang is interested in you. She asked you to go on a date in the middle of the night."

"Then did I go?" Chang Yuan asked.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Then why don't you go, you will go before noon."

"One o'clock at noon! Good guy! Then I went a little too early!!!" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.