Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "No! It's not stealing...it's protection money!!!"

"Ah, why is there a protection fee here???" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu explained solemnly: "The main thing is that the elephant group happens to choose who is the boss. In the end, the big guys discussed it and decided to use the method of weight comparison. As a result, you won the championship and became the boss of the elephant group in the zoo." , so in the future, all aspects of the elephant society will have to listen to you."

"Boss, if you ask whether the watermelon is safe or not, the elephant has to hand over the knife himself so that you don't bother, otherwise it will be chopped up and fed to the bastard."

"Oh! Why am I so cruel?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu nodded and continued: "Besides this, there are the rules of the elephant gang. To protect Feiguaguo Litao, you have to deduct from the food, and you have to return the borrowed fruit out of nine, or you have to be careful with your fingers." The head...ah, not the nose."

"Also, it's not a problem to just eat fruit, so during the festivals, the boss's daughter-in-law's birthday, the elephant has to buy fruits for pig's trotters and kidneys to improve the boss's food."

Sun Yue said with a speechless face: "Good guy, this is the zoo where I brought the black society."

The audience in the audience chuckled and applauded.

Chen Huan said: "Of course I was happy at the zoo, but I still insisted on talking about cross talk in the end."

"I like cross talk." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "Did you hear that, everyone? We say cross talk is for making money, but Mr. Sun Yue is not. He just likes cross talk. The family is rich and doesn't care about money at all."

Sun Yue waved his hands and said modestly: "The family is indeed richer, but it's not a big family."

Chen Huan said: "You are being modest. Mr. Sun's family is not the same as the ordinary nouveau riche. What kind of business do they make money, oops! This bullish is not good, they are not."

"Yes, we don't do that." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huan said: "He's a nouveau riche who goes outside to show off. Hey, what kind of big villa does our family live in? How many acres of land, how many floors are high? It's useless. What does Mr. Sun live in? Once you mention this name, you will know how amazing it is." ——siheyuan!"

"Well, that's true." Sun Yue said with a smile.

Chen Huanyu said solemnly: "Everyone, you can also inquire about it when you go out. What is the status of a person who can live in a courtyard house in Kyoto? They have it in their home. Why? Because the ancestors were descendants of eunuchs from a scholarly family."

"Hey, hey, it's wrong, if we were eunuchs, we wouldn't be here!!!" Sun Yue hurriedly stopped Chen Huanyu.

Chen Huan said: "Then what should I say?"

"After the official!" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "After dealing with officials, it can be traced back to the generation of your great-grandfather in the Qing Dynasty. What was noble at that time? If you say it is in the banner-noble!"

"Your family is from Manchuria earning black money........."

"Good guy, I said how can I be the boss? I mean it is a family inheritance?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu was a little uncertain: "That's Sao Huangqi..."

Sun Yue complained: "That's a bed of urine!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience couldn't help laughing out loud, and the applause became more enthusiastic in an instant, and the whole audience was applauding.

Chen Huan said: "Anyway, no matter how you say it, you are honorable! The nobles of the Eight Banners, the children of the Eight Banners are theirs."

Sun Yue echoed: "Our family is in the flag."

Chen Huan said: "The great-grandfather is from the same family as the emperor. It's called Aixinjue Luokang, and the great-grandmother's name is Ye Hena shit."

Sun Yue complained: "Good guy, take away one by one, my ancestors are civilized."

Chen Huanyu continued: "At that time in the Qing Dynasty, there were Badayi (to prevent harmony and non-typo) hat kings. They were rewarded by the emperor for their outstanding achievements in fighting tough battles outside the emperor. One of them was your great-grandfather, Badayi hat king— —The Cuckold King!!!”

"What a cuckold king??? Look at the color our family picked!" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed, Le's tears came out, and applauded wildly.

Hou Sanwen was drinking a sip of tea, but Hao Xuan did not spit out a sip at this time.

There are many changes in Chen Huanyu's cross talk, but according to the Liangzi line of this cross talk, Hou Sanwen has basically determined what he wants to say.

But Hou Sanwen never expected that just such a word of praising his family background would make Chen Huanyu lure him into this big pit.

This burden may not be on TV, but it is indeed true!

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Chen Huanyu explained solemnly: "And what is the most amazing thing, it is still hereditary, it has been like this for generations!!!"

"Hey guy! Our family is in big trouble." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "How wonderful, cheating on orders!"

"Go and play!!!" Sun Yue said angrily.

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and boasted: "This is what everyone calls a child from a rich family!"

"Hey, I really can't talk about a big family." Sun Yue waved his hand.

Chen Huan said: "Although it is said that the Qing Dynasty was overthrown later, and this hereditary noble status disappeared, but the old saying goes that a lean camel is bigger than a lean horse."

"Why are you so skinny?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "There is no way, the elephants you raised are starving and thin, can you spare the camels and horses?"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "Good guy! I'm to blame for that!"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "I'm not flattering you, this flattery is meaningless, to be honest, it's this vision, the ability to accept new things is particularly strong."

"Oh, I am willing to accept new things." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "I remember that when I was a child, there was a time when there was a glove with missing fingers, which was called thunderbolt gloves at that time."

"I'm happy with the purchase, and I went to find Mr. Sun in the next day! Mr. Sun thinks this is the most fashionable outfit now, thunderbolt gloves! The trendy style is to show off anyway!"

"Then what should I say?" Sun Yue praised.

Sun Yue, a student of Chen Huan's language, snorted coldly and said, "Returning Thunderbolt gloves, isn't that just making a hole in the gloves??? You wait!!! I will definitely be more fashionable than you tomorrow!!! Trendier than you!!!"

"Hey, isn't this a comparison?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "The next day, it's on time and on time, so hurry up and wait for Teacher Sun Yue to come over. The people on the street are a sensation! Then he greeted me shyly!"

"Hey Chen Huanyu, look at the Thunderbolt gloves on my hand!!!"

"Oh, I bought it." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu continued to speak: "And on my feet, the socks of Thunderbolt!!!"

"Are the socks all torn?" Sun Yue asked in surprise.

Chen Huanyu continued happily: "Chen Huanyu, look down, look at my thunderbolt pants!!!"

"Ah! Isn't that called crotch pants???" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu laughed loudly and said, "Finally, there is my Thunderbolt underwear!!!"

"Go!!!" Sun Yue angrily pushed Chen Huanyu aside.

"puff………………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit!!!"

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, hahaha!!!"

"Thunderbolt underwear, damn it, I can do it, I......... My stomach hurts from laughing!!!"

The audience on the stage laughed loudly, each of them staggered, leaned forward and back together happily, almost rolled behind the chair with their stomachs in their arms.

Fatty Sun Yue blushed, pulled Chen Huanyu and said angrily: "The underwear that is still twitching, did you wear it or not, have you lost all of it?"

Chen Huanyu said innocently, "That's right, who would have thought of that?"

"That's not the case!" Sun Yue's face turned even redder at some time, the good boy Chen Huanyu's cross talk is so big that even an old Jianghu like him can't handle it a little bit.