Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huanyu returned to the theme and said: "Anyway, I envy your family, it's amazing!"

"That's nothing special." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "In their family, when he was born, he was not born as one, but as a pair. In today's scientific terminology, it is called egg birth."

"Hey, stop for a moment, that's called twins!" Sun Yue hurriedly stopped Chen Huanyu again.

Chen Huanyu asked with a puzzled look: "Twins? Oviparous? Is this different???"

"That's a long way off. If the eggs were laid according to what you said, I would be hatched." Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu nodded suddenly and said: "Oh, yes, twins, twin brothers! This is not easy for everyone. Now scientifically speaking, if you want to have this kind of birth, you need the gene of twins. Fortunately, their neighbors have this gene. ………”

"Go!!! The neighbor's family has genes and our family has twins???" Sun Yue said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the teahouse laughed again, applauded and booed one after another.

Chen Huanyu said with a simple face: "The neighbors have yours, so what's the matter?"

"Ah...then make it clear." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "But this thing is the joys and sorrows, the moon is cloudy and sunny, the twins who were originally good, just born, one left, and only Teacher Sun is left."

"That's a pity." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "But this matter is actually good for you, what's the matter? Originally, the two brothers have changed into one, and you suddenly enjoy all the love of your parents, and you are especially favored!"

"It's because I'm more favored at home." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "How much favored, let me give you a small example. Teacher Sun nursed until elementary school. That's right, Teacher Sun?"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "That's true, I was weaned later."

Chen Huanyu said: "There is a family where the child has to be weaned at the age of one, and the mother has to go to work, and there is a pet who has to be pinched at the age of two."

Sun Yue said: "Then it will be relatively late."

Chen Huanyu said: "But Mama Sun doesn't care about that, she always lets me eat and eat... until I go to school."

Sun Yue said, "Uh...it's that long."

Chen Huan said: "So let's be honest, compared with others, we don't call it food."

Sun Yue said: "What's the matter?"

Chen Huanyu said: "Like when we were in school, it would be nice to have a box lunch. Let's eat fried potatoes, lentils, boiled eggplant, steamed buns with sauced tofu and luncheon meat."

"I give some change at home, and I buy egg-filled pancakes and pancakes at the school gate, and raw pancakes in the south, right?"

"Yes." Sun Yue agreed.

Chen Huan said: "Sun Yue eats here, and Sun's mother follows her!"

"Ah yes... drink milk!" Sun Yue said helplessly.

"When I was in primary school, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and we were preparing to eat with lunch boxes. Mama Sun was sitting at the back of our classroom. At this time, she stood up and walked over."

While talking, Chen Huanyu loosened his coat and took it off abruptly.

"Oh, my mother is so bold." Sun Yue complimented her.

And Chen Huanyu kept moving, and then continued to take off his pants...

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience booed one after another, and Sun Yue turned her face to realize something was wrong, and quickly stopped Chen Huanyu and said:

"Hey, you don't need to take off all the breastfeeding!!! Save some clothes so you don't catch a cold!!!"

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "Isn't it good to eat something cold like ice cream?"

Sun Yue sternly refused: "No need!!!"

Chen Huan said: "Wait until later, Teacher Sun is weaned, and he still pays so much attention to food, such as chicken soup."

Sun Yue said: "Then what's in the chicken soup?"

Chen Huan said: "What's wrong with chicken soup, the chicken must be the hen of that year!"

Sun Yue said: "Oh, little chick."

Chen Huanyu said: "I said that after a few months, it won't work for a few months. If you press it with your hand, there will be a herringbone bone on the breast of the hen. If you press it with your hand, the herringbone bone will become soft, and it won't work for less than a year.

Sun Yue said: "Oh, it hasn't grown up yet."

Chen Huan said: "It doesn't matter if it's too hard." "

Sun Yue said: "That's old chicken."

Chen Huan said: "It's just that particular, and if you eat beef, you have to eat cucumber sticks."

Sun Yue said: "How come there are cucumber sticks in this beef?

Chen Huan said: "This is also beef, that is, there is a piece of meat (tendon) on the side of the cow's buttocks, because there are so many pieces like cucumber strips, so it is called cucumber strips, and it is very rare."

Sun Yue said: "It's that narrow."

Chen Huan said: "That's right and that piece of meat can be eaten raw, it's so tender that it melts in the mouth and it's delicious."

"Oh my god!" Sun Yue said with emotion.

Chen Huan said: "There's still a stomachache.

Sun Yue said: "Oh, that's a famous snack in Sijiu City."

Chen Huan said: "Teacher Sun knows how to eat fried belly and only eats belly kernels."

"The belly kernel is also tender." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Everyone who eats belly must have seen the belly kernel, the white one, it's the sheep's stomach. There is a bulging muscle on the stomach, slice it off.

"A sheep is about a hundred catties, how much can it be sliced? It's less than one tael, seven or eight dollars, and it takes six or seven sheep to make up for a plate of belly kernels."

Sun Yue said with emotion: "It's quite rare for a good guy to fight such a game."

Chen Huan said: "The more particular you are, the more you don't mind! And Teacher Sun's favorite thing is to eat that pickled cabbage!!!"

"Sauerkraut in the earth pit??? Don't people say that the sauerkraut is from the old altar???" Sun Yue asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said solemnly: "There is old phlegm, but the most authentic sauerkraut still has to be said to be the earthen pit craft."

"Please tell me carefully that we don't understand very well." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "Actually, it's very simple. Every year in early spring, when the mustard greens are ripe, the villagers have a big pit next to the vegetable field, and the workers pour the mustard greens pulled from the field into the pit."

"If you don't wash these mustard greens, they will lose their flavor after washing them. Some withered and yellowed leaves are fine. After putting them away, add water, salt, etc."

"But think about it, this mustard green pit is full, and there is no way to sprinkle all the salt evenly. At this time, the most critical part is to ask the villagers to go in and step on it barefoot!"

Sun Yue said dumbfounded: "Huh??? The villagers just go in and step on it with bare feet??? That's unhygienic. Would you like to wear rain boots???"

Chen Huanyu nodded solemnly and said: "No! It must be this barefoot, wearing rain boots, the sauerkraut has not fully contacted and fused with the soles of the feet, who is to blame if it is not authentic or sour???"

"What I want is...that smell???" Sun Yue said with a look of disgust.

Chen Huan said: "Look at Mr. Sun's expression, it makes me feel greedy, I told you that's what I have to do."

"Put all the mustard greens in the pit here, pour all the salt and water in, and the uncle and aunt who stepped on the sauerkraut not far away will come over, take off your shoes first!!!"

Sun Yue said: "That means you have to take off your shoes."

Chen Huan said: "Some people wear cloth shoes with side straps, some wear green liberation sneakers, and some wear plastic slippers that are covered with starch, and there is no water to wash them after taking them off. Grandpa and aunt dry their feet and it’s over.”

"Dry your feet???" Sun Yue opened his eyes on the old road.

Chen Huanyu nodded, turned around and said, "Your Majesty! Your face is so skinny!!!"

Then he turned around again to imitate Uncle Wang and said, "Don't talk so much nonsense, Aunt Hai! Your heel is still cracked!!!"

"My god! Aunt Li, your onychomycosis is getting worse!!!"

"Uncle Han, don't spit in it, there is an ashtray outside!!!"

"Oh... the ashtray fell into the sauerkraut???"

"Oh my god, isn't this sauerkraut still edible???" Sun Yue was shocked.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

"Oh shit! I'm going to throw up!!!"

"My sister's a piece of shit! The sauerkraut fish I just ate for lunch... vomit!!!"

Some of the audience in the audience laughed out loud, some were about to collapse, and the whole scene became lively.

Chen Huan said: "Okay, let's step on the sauerkraut, it's almost time to dry it, anyway, step on it like this, step on the sauerkraut to taste, wrap it in film, cover it with soil and pickle it directly, the sauerkraut that comes out is only edible The most comfortable and flavorful."

Sun Yue said with a speechless face: "Good guy, the sauerkraut that is trampled on by the slightest disease has a taste."

"Hey! You can't think wildly. Almost all the good things and the most expensive things in this world are made by hand. You can close your eyes and eat it. There must be nothing wrong with it anyway!!!" Chen Huanyu laughed.

"I know if I'm sick or not, anyway," Sun Yue said.