Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huan said: "This is just Teacher Sun's appetite. Besides, the quality of life is also very high. I love traveling abroad, right?"

"Indeed, I love going out at home and abroad." Sun Yue nodded and agreed.

Chen Huan said: "Anyway, I've almost gone to these foreign places.

Sun Yue said: "Anyway, I have been to almost all the countries in front of me."

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "However, two days ago, Mrs. Sun's wife saw a video on Shaking Hands and there was a place that she hadn't been to. The place promoted in the video was very good."

"This is northern Myanmar, welcome to my place, delicate little princess and gentlemen."

Sun Yue said: "Is that place reliable???"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Reliable, my sister-in-law even called the anchor a few days ago. Where to go, but the scenery is good, the people are beautiful, and I can make money. The job is also very good. The monthly salary is 3 yuan, and I work four hours a day. hours, six months of paid vacation per year."

"Good guy, you sound more like a liar? Are there any prerequisites for this job? Can any kind of person go?" Sun Yue wondered.

Chen Huan said: "That's definitely not the case. First of all, you need to have a healthy body, heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and two kidneys should be better. Secondly, your blood type should be able to reduce defects. It would be even better if you have bear blood. .”

"Good guy, don't go! Tell me to stay away from that place, my waist is not enough." Sun Yue waved her hands speechlessly and refused.

Chen Huanyu nodded agreeingly and said: "Ah, I know about this, I heard that my sister-in-law complained to me a lot."

"Go away! My wife is complaining to you!" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huan said: "That's fine. Anyway, I don't want to go to northern Myanmar. I can go to other places. You can also observe carefully. Once you arrive at the airport, you can tell whether this person has been abroad.

Sun Yue said: "Really? Can you see this too?"

Chen Huan said: "There are people who don't go abroad very often, and don't always go to the airport to go to the security check: "Take off this coat. "

"Hey, why take off my coat? This person will be a little puzzled."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, the inspections in other places are generally not so strict."

Chen Huan said: "You see, when you arrive at the security check, you take out your cell phone, or you have to take off your boots, and you have to go through the security check. Teacher Sun is so familiar with everything."

Sun Yue said: "I've always been abroad and have experience."

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "The person who went through the security check was a little girl, seeing Teacher Sun blushed immediately: "Hey, don't...don't take it off! ! ! "

"Ah!!! I'm still familiar with the road, I went to the airport to take a shower or what???" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter again, applause and applause one after another.

Chen Huan said: "It's a little misunderstanding, Mr. Sun, have you been to Xinxilan?"

Sun Yue nodded and agreed, "Oh, of course I have."

Chen Huan said: "Xinxilan is an interesting place. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. The local people call it New Zealand dollars for that money."

"That's right." Sun Yue said

Chen Huan said: "Because, in the past, some people called it New Zealand, so the money spent was called New Zealand dollars.

"So when the locals praise someone who is particularly rich, they just say that this person is too New Zealand dollars (awesome b)."

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "I've never heard of this! This is not Xinxilan's praise, this is Sijiu City's praise."

Chen Huan said: "Anyway, I'm just praising you for being so rich. Teacher Sun spent a lot of New Zealand dollars there. Not only did he spend it, but he also spent it on me."

"Of course, friends and partners should take care of each other." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "I went to the best buffet restaurant abroad to eat buffet. I didn't know much. I was stupid when I went there. At this time, I have to ask the well-informed Teacher Sun."

"Ms. Sun, how should I eat this buffet? After spending so much money, what can we eat more to avoid such a loss? What is expensive to eat???"

"Oh, ask me." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu acted triumphantly like a fat man, hugged his big belly and said: "Brother, do you need to say what is expensive? Of course it is seafood! This seafood is the most expensive and the freshest. If you eat more seafood, you will be worth the ticket." price."

Sun Yue said: "Well, that's true."

Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "After saying this, I saw Teacher Sun get up, pour himself a glass of red wine, wait for him to wake up, and then go get seafood."

"After a while, a pile of food was piled up, all of which were big plates-seafood! There were seaweed! There was also kelp. Oh, it was full. In the end, Mr. Sun ate twenty catties of seaweed, and twenty catties of seaweed hugged his stomach. I ate it to my heart's content."

Sun Yue said speechlessly: "Good guy, I really haven't seen any seafood."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Twenty catties of kelp, hey, I'll go!"

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard that tears came out!!!"

The audience laughed again in the audience, and the whole theater was immersed in a sea of ​​joy.

Chen Huan said: "One more time, I remember we still went to Xincapo together, right?"

"Yes, why did you go there?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu laughed and said, "Sun Yue took me on the street. The street is really clean. People call it Garden City."

"It has done a good job in urban greening." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "It's just one thing, it's a little hot."

Sun Yue said: "Well, the temperature over there is relatively high."

Chen Huanyu said: "We were shopping with Xinkapo, we were walking, and we met a beautiful girl with an exotic style."

"Exotic style? Or a pretty girl?" Sun Yue asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu nodded affirmatively and said: "Yes, anyway, I usually watch movies at home and abroad, such as "Beautiful Country", "Bangzi Country" and "Neon Country", and I have seen many actresses. But none of them are as beautiful as this girl."

"My god." Sun Yue praised.

Chen Huan said: "That girl happened to meet us, she put her arms around Teacher Sun Yuesun, hugged and kissed!"

"It's not the kind of close-to-face kiss you guys think, it's a courtesy, Mr. Sun, which mouth to mouth, tongue kiss!"

"Oh, that's really enthusiastic." Sun Yue said.

"Ooooooooo!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed enthusiastically.

Chen Huan said: "Oh my God, I'm so stupid, what a guy, the public...is he just so open? After kissing, I asked this girl: "Isn't she a beauty, do you know Sun Yue?" "

"Sun Yue? I don't know him!"

Sun Yue wondered: "Hey, why don't you kiss me if you don't know each other???"

Chen Huanyu wiped her mouth with an innocent face and said, "Which... Xinkapo's law stipulates that spitting is prohibited, and violators will be fined [-]!"

"Uh... Puff!!! Isn't this so disgusting? This is using me as a spittoon???" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Very good, very good, it means that beauties like to be clean."

Sun Yue was very speechless: "Good guy, she likes to be clean, I can't stand it!"

Chen Huan said: "Take me there one more time and call it Billy Stone."

Sun Yue agreed, "Yes."

Chen Huan said: "It's also called Billy Stone Boxer that Brother Yue paid for and took me there."

Sun Yue said: "Go and play, be happy."

Chen Huanyu looked left and right and said, "Why don't I say that I don't know enough, and I don't have enough eyesight. I didn't expect it to be like this in foreign countries. I didn't expect it, Brother Yue, why are there so many statues of children here?"

"Oh, that's a statue of a kid peeing." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "I didn't know until I heard Brother Yue later, Billy Stone, this statue of a peeing child, is like the image of this city.

"A little child stands there to urinate, and the little brother is still spouting water, splashing, there are places on the wall, on the edge of the pool, on the ground, and so on."

"Yes, yes, they have statues everywhere." Sun Yue echoed.

Chen Huan said: "Brother Yue said you don't understand this, right? There was a time in history when Billy Stone fought with others, and at that time the enemy army used gunpowder to fill up the entire city of Billy Stone Boxer." , ready to blow up the whole city to death at night.”

"In the end, I didn't expect that just after the gunpowder was lit in the middle of the night, a child came out to urinate, and the fuse of the gunpowder was extinguished by urinating, and the whole city was saved. In the end, the mayor wanted to thank the child for his contribution. This statue was erected for him."

"So don't look at the child's statue peeing indecently. In fact, this is clean sleeping. For the locals, this water is like holy water. Washing your face and drinking a few sips will make you lucky and healthy. healthy…………"

Chen Huanyu was wiping his face and drinking with a slap of water in his hands, his eyes suddenly froze and he said, "Hey! Why did this kid go away???"

"Ah? That's a real child!!! I drank the urine of a real child???" Sun Yue said speechlessly.