Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Mr. Sun was stunned, alas, this kid... is a bit angry! Double yellow!!!"

"Now I'm completely yellow." Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu said: "Although it is said that we go abroad a lot, in fact, our favorite is our motherland."

"That's for sure, we are all from Longguo." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "In the end, Mr. Sun hesitated again and again, and bought a large piece of land in a place in China where the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and a paradise."

"Oh? Where is it???" Sun Yue asked curiously.

Chen Huan said, "In Cao County, Lu Province!"

"Cao County... Isn't that why you have to choose where to settle down?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu laughed and said, "666, Cao County, Heze, Shandong, my baby!"

"Hi..." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "Of course this is a joke. The main reason is that you can't live in Kyoto anymore. If you have a big family, you say living in a building is impersonal, and living in an alley is inconvenient for infrastructure construction. You say living in a courtyard house. Your father Chen Father..."

"What, can my father's surname be Chen? The surname must be Sun!" Sun Yue stopped.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Okay, let's listen to your surname Sun. Mr. Sun has two courtyard houses and is rich, but there is no way that there are too many people in the family to live in."

"Good guy, there is no room for such a big courtyard, how many people are there in our family?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "There are a lot of special ones, so I decided to find another place. I bought the land here. Teacher Sun Yuesun is very proud. He also built a super large courtyard house, which is only 38 kilometers away!!!"

"My god, a courtyard wall is 38 kilometers???" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "The other side is seven meters, and the last side is 12 meters!"

"Why are there only three sides here? Isn't this a thin triangle???" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled a little embarrassedly: "It can't be helped that I'm not very sensitive to the length. Anyway, you all know that this place is very big. There is a big courtyard built in the middle of such a large land."

"There are 36 acres of land at the gate that are not used for anything, and are specially used as a parking lot."

"It's not like this truck doesn't need such a big parking lot?" Sun Yue wondered.

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "The parking lot is just a name. It's not just for parking. There are also parking places for airplanes, tanks, ships, aircraft carriers, electric cars, and bicycles. There are also 72 mu parking lots. Specially park wheelchairs."

"There are wheelchairs? Isn't it why I have so many friends with broken legs???" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "It's so normal. Poor people play ten steel hooks on the cross streets, but they can't hook their relatives; rich people in deep mountains and old forests, they can't beat unjust friends with knives, guns and sticks. They are all poor relatives who come to count on you to help! "

"Oh, that's the truth." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "Good guy, there are only two doors in this house. They are straight into the clouds. They are too high. There are door nails on the top. These things are the most exquisite, everyone."

"I don't know if you have ever been to the Forbidden City? In the past, only the palace officials and masters could nail the door nails. This is a symbol of status. There are no white people. The white people are talking about ordinary people like us. There are no door nails."

"Oh, Bai Ding still came from here." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Yes, and how many door nails are at the same time, representing the different identities of this family."

"Oh? Then tell me in detail." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled slightly and said: "In ancient times, "nine" was the largest positive number, like "sky", so the doornails on the gates of the imperial palace, each door is divided into nine horizontal lines and nine vertical lines, a total of ninety-nine 81 , only Donghua Gate has one less door nail, which is eight or nine 72."

"Why? At that time, all civil and military officials went to the Donghua Gate. This gate was prepared for civil and military officials, so there were nine door nails missing on one road, and there were 72 left. In addition, the door nails of the Prince's Mansion were two less. , There are 63 roads for seven roads and nine roads; 49 roads for seven roads and seven roads for ordinary princes; five roads for five roads for general officials, and as for your house... 23 roads and [-] roads."

"Hey guy, when we get to our house, the bus stop sign will be changed directly, right???" Sun Yue also smiled helplessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

There were bursts of laughter, booing and applause from the audience.

But at this time, Hou Sanwen, who was sitting at the bottom, smiled back, and was even more shocked in his heart. This has already started to work, and this can be changed?

"Is it possible that this child has also innovated in coherent speech???"

Hou Sanwen had an idea in his mind that he didn't even think he could show, and then he shook his head and thought to himself:

"Probably not, the cross talk Guankou in "Kowa Residence" was perfected into the current work little by little by countless cross talk masters and seniors in the past 200 years.

Even if the innovation of cross talk is to add or subtract things in front of the original complete works, it is not easy for Chen Huanyu to innovate some burdens on this basis. It is really too unrealistic to change everything... …this! ! ! "

But before the end of Sanwen's mental activities, he was surprised by the first passage behind Chen Huanyu.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Anyway, the meaning is that everyone can come, just come and visit!"

"Well, let's take a tour together." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled, and said calmly: "Oh, then I have to explain in detail. Your house looks so foggy and swampy from a distance. The four kilns are like a brick. There are four bricks at the door. There is a locust tree at the door, with a horse-mounting stone and a horse-dismounting stone, and stakes for tying horses. On the opposite side is a screen wall with polished bricks facing each other; the Guangliang gate in the north of the road has an electric light on it and a lazy stool under it. There are back rooms, management offices, Communication office. Two doors and four green screens sprinkle gold stars, and the four fighting parties wrote "foot care"!"

"Hi!!! How can anyone write about pedicure and health care???" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huan said: "Then what should be written?"

"Of course it must be Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng!" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "On the front is "Zhai Zhuang Zhongzheng", and behind the screen is "Master, let's play"~"

"No! What kind of mess is there to see off guests? The back has to be "serious and neat"." Sun Yue said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience burst out laughing again.

But Hou Sanwen was so surprised that he clapped his hands and nodded, although Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue didn't completely change as he guessed.

However, it should have been "Zhai Zhuang Zhongzheng" and "Serious and Neat" directly crossed by Guankou, which was supposed to be funny.

At this time, after Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue's perfect handling, in addition to ensuring the original rhythm, there are more subtle burdens, which undoubtedly play a role of icing on the cake.

This can be said to be a very major breakthrough for the original cross talk structure.

And Chen Huanyu on the stage smiled and continued:

"Entering the square brick wall at the second door, and the sea wall yard, Xia Jingtian built a canopy three feet six high, and the four plugs wrote "Sex Heart Shines High".

"Fuck you, that's called Jixing Gaozhao!" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "" There are pairs of flower pots in the courtyard, pomegranate trees, fish tanks with tea leaves, nine-foot-high oleanders, winter jasmines, Tanchun, gardenias, cypresses, plane trees, all kinds of flowers, all kinds of flowers. Foreign flowers, there are really flowers that never fade in four seasons, and the grass of Changchun in eight seasons. "

"The five rooms of the main room are the top, with the corridor in the front and the mansion in the back, the east and west wing rooms, the east and west side rooms, and the east and west side rooms. The east cross courtyard is the kitchen with the hut, and the west cross courtyard is the hut with the kitchen."

"Good guy, our family members are straight-hearted too, do you pull it after eating???" Sun Yue complained helplessly

Chen Huanyu smiled and continued: "The five rooms in the study are the living room. The window with Mingjie hinges, the large glass that can be fanned, Xia Jingtian is the curtain of Misu, and the damper at the entrance of Tianzikou in Dongjing. Look, it’s really a painting of an open-air machine, there’s nothing wrong with it!”

Sun Yue said: "Oh? Can you introduce any other good things in it?"